Wii U edition
Wi Yoo was the name of my Chinese bride ordered from Alibaba
The first person to drag the argument into this thread is mentally ill.
>>>"god did it" isn't an explanation either
Look to the sky and enjoy the life
In this thread we should debate racism
*slips into the thread*religion.*runs out of the thread giggling*
>>220148667mentally ill
>>220148647Don't get why wouldn't try to stranglehold certain physics. Proved it could be of globe smashing national security importance in the 40s.
atheistmong waiting for presents to evolve under the darwinmas tree
Liz Truss wearing a strap-on
>>220148672sensational post
What about them...*rummages around in the pointless argument hat*trannies?
>>220148678scrembed just bit
>>220148677Yeah I see what you mean now It could also create significant human breakthrough though so idk
>>220148688grrr hate 'em
get some fuck fuck yeah oh yeah
nth for the baddiedem
>>220148688They're men. But sometimes they look enough like women to make my dong grow. Got a problem with it?
I'm a bit perplexed when I see "sexual frustration" in shows/films.Male character acting stressed as fuck like he's on the verge of blowing a fuse all the time because he hasn't shagged in 2 months.Wouldn't wanking solve that issue immediately?I am a non-shagger so I don't get it.
>>220148675>>220148688let’s debate these topics for 2 hours and then eventually concede that it’s pointless
I actually am racist not that I even want to be but I can't help it
Drinking a coke from a glass bottle
>>220148680
We should save the west
Need my Dubai chocolate
>>220148715How it should be ugh take me back
>>220148727
Can we PLEASE get back to talking about trannies and immigrants??
>>220148665Screbmmkjvf
you will always see neopagans try to engineer or “invent” a new religion that lines up conviently with their political goalsthis is because they are all materialist atheists. they do not believe in the transcendent or the spiritual. they merely like the aesthetic and social cohesion of religion, therefore try to macgyver a new ethnic faith for 21st century western suburbanites based off fragments of old mythology Christian monks wrote down 800 years ago
>>220148727Shieet ill be ya Dubai chocolate wiboi
>>220148738Both debates have been concluded Trannys are mental and the biomass will destroy civilisation All that's left to conclude is wether God is real or not
>>>220148634>>Wii U>based
>>220148741Personally I think we should RETVRN to Judaism.
>>220148736You dont have mexican coke where you are?
>>220148741*starts raping you at 1 trillion mph*
>>220148694Those usually cause a lot of chaos, if I were in charge I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd put together some kind of gang, only people I trust. Maybe you guys, maybe the guys from the old hometown. And then I'd plot. That's what I'd do. I'd plot and I'd plot and I'd run every single imaginable simulation and war game for decades maybe even centuries and then I'd die and my boys would die and then the breakthroughs would be forgotten completely.
>>220148680this but priti patel
leftypol plapping to blacked raw on a vr headset while wearing his refugees welcome tshirt
>>220148764>priti patelimagine the smell
It would be cool if the end point of science is genetically engineering super humans and then we all go back to living in the wild like monkeys but this time we are indestructable and can't get sick
>>220148758Mexican coke, Mexican meth, Mexican fentanyl. My town is probably 20% white
rorke wanking to some gay ass fucking shit oh hell naw rorke you nasty
Y’all ever complete Call of Duty World at War on veteran?
Anyone want to wank together on discord
leftypol imagining rorke wanking then calling him gay for it
>>220148773I'm erect
>>220148665
>>220148780Probably about 50% where I am, but replace the mexicans with jigaboos
>>220148788no not really x
Whoever first called them biomass is genius
Ouwee Yioue was the name of my Ethiopean wife from Addis Ababa
Rorke putting Europa: The Last Battle on with spanish subtitles for his mexican gf
>>220148799i'll just wank while reading your posts instead x
Anyone snuggled up in bed
>>220148809think the greatest story never told is the better /pol/tard film if im honest with you
>>220148815No, I sit at a desk to post on 4chan
>>220148808Absolute zinger lad
Rorke screaming I GET IT like Tony Soprano when he was high on peyote after wanking to troons for the first time
>>220148820me too but that sounded better for the post
>>220148788Are you a smooth pale blonde twink named Bryceton?
>>220148828No
>>220148832ok maybe we'll just be chat buddies then
rorke sucking a golf ball
>>220148809the sensitive young men of britain cry out -- they roar with all their hearts -- for fiery mexican gfswill the united states answer the call? will they rescue these wayward youths from their plight? will the so-called "special relationship" endure into the 21st century?
>>220148821Respectable
>>220148788a lot of the wanking discords i was on have been very slow or simply closed in recent months
Rorke sucking on a veiny pulsating vantablack BBC
>>220148827haha true
>>220148851krim
>poo wilkins
Do you think Britain will be a better place to live in 10 years time?
>>220148842Mine isn't fiery in the slightest she is the sweetest shyest most gentle and dainty creature
>a lot of the wanking discords i was on
PEPERAMI
>>220094625outer/int/ with a good thread for once
>>220148896i want a black gf even though i'm lowkey a rorke
I wish non whites didn't exist
>>220148896>DUUUUDE BELOW AVERAGE WOMEN THAT ARE... LE BLACK!
Women have been on the decline ever since the water wheel freed them from the labor of milling and grinding.
got the townes van zandt on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRRt1SOW2o
>>220148934>BELOW AVERAGE WOMEN THAT ARE... LE BLACK!would happily take one of these
>>220148947stsate of you
i probably would have sex with one if no one found out
It's laughable that anyone thinks Batman could beat superman in a fight
my thumb is also a penis
>>220148955i'm not in a position to be picky so
>>220148944good ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwpIVHkkbL8
Been doing excellent but if shit isn't coming together in 3 years reckon i'll pack my belongings in a little hobo bindle on a stick and hop freight trains until i die
religious lads all gone to bed have they
Going down Silent Hill, anyone want owt?
>>220149029im here but i dont argue I just let the stick talk
>>220149033
>>220149033yeah get us some fog x
sad how my original home board (/fit/) is completely dead
>>220148934None of these women are below average, virgin.
>>220149029they have to take their wives and children to church early Sunday while atheist lads are asleep dreaming of the women they'll never meet
>>220149043/fit/ culture has permeated the entire internet in the past 5-6 years or so/fit/ won but at what cost
wish it was autumn again
Leeds seems like the nicest city-city to live in England
Just ate 5 datura seeds; what am I in for?
always wanted a wii. i've played them plenty of times, alas, never owned one myself. should spoil myself and ourchase one, although i have already bought a PS2 and a PS3 in the last 2 weeks. might give it another couple weeksblog status: posted
>>220149079don't know what that is
>>220149079Wont do nothing. I ate a bunch when i was 14 or so just tweaked in bed until i fell asleep
used to be an avid 420chan man in my teens before i grew up and stopped doing drugs
>>220149079isnt that like the worst drug you can do
>>220149117ktim i remember getting really mad when people called me an underage faggot (i was) because i wanted to know how to mask the smell of dude weed lmao
>>220149117never liked weed. always preferred coke. i used to have mad 2 day gooning seshs while snorted rails. i'd vomit up black tar at the end of the night
Khomeini was right
>>220149134why are all aussies such degens
Watching Cruising (1980) in VR
Might move to mexico
>>220149134Bet the coke is pure shit in australia
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
Sometimes I try to run from my feelings, to run from the pain...
>>220149146It's like California but even poorer and more violent
i'm going to go to bed now so yeah night everyone xxxxxxxxxx
>>220149164Night bong
>>220149141your country is the heartland of pornography and all manner of other degeneracy. fucking sodom and gomarrah ass nigga shut the fuck up>>220149147yeah lol this girl i know used to test hers and it was barely coke. they make homemade cocaine over here out of speed and novacaine
>>220149079Peeling your own fingernails off, covering yourself in oil and waking up 3 days from now in Spokane, WA. No memory apart from an indescribable dark entity that still watches you sometimes.
Often I feel like I have the deepest thoughts, feeling, soul, understanding of all the universe.I understand things. I understand that I don't understand. I love so much it hurts. The world loves me and hates me back. I am and it hurts. I was always called an old soul but the truth is I am all soul because I am you but different. And one day it will all be one again. Do you understand? Of course you do, you're me and I'm you.
novacane mentioned youtube.com/watch?v=gMRJ9jpbavU>>220149164nite
Bongs be like>Well now this Indian cuisine looks like diarrhea, smells like armpit sweat, and probably contains fecal matter from poor hygiene. >LET'S EAT!
>>220149211
I attended a British school in my city, so I learnt British English (centre, colours, trousers, etc). Therefore I've been influenced by the UK since I was very young, even idealised it at some point. Nowadays I think living there must be utter garbage.
got the death grips on
>>220149219You will see and you won't be laughing
>>220149222>Nowadays I think living there must be utter garbageIt's fine
>>220149222you live in the best country of the spanish speaking world
>>220149218Your nation is famous for its obesity. You eat XXXL heart attack double grease burgers and drink it down with a cup of high fructose corn syrup and a 2 pound block of deep fried butter.
does the bible explain these things?
>>220149216Not even remotely how is spelled yanko
>>220149246Spain?
>>220149246Nicaragua?
>>220149265Yes. The Bible speaks of a race of cursed humans that were the product of demons coming to earth to spawn with women..pastor Arnold Murray had the theory before his death.
>>220149260Your national cuisine is deep fried lardo slop fish and chips and a breakfast that could kill a healthy human. Look at you all eggy faced isn't it.
>>220149280This is the most American Protestant post ever made.When did your megachurch pastor last faith heal you by making you roll around on the floor shouting in gibberish?
GODDAMN I need britbong exchange student gf to show her my city, eat together, cuddle and eventually have passionate sex
violently screeching and bellowing into the abyss
>>220149280you mean Nephilim? those aren't cursed...
>>220149299give me a chilean gf and we can arrange this
>>220149296Arnold Murray wasn't that kind of pastor. He pulled a gun on a guy that broke into his broadcast, a loaded .45 I've heardhttps://youtu.be/xzdjdwWEuJs?si=FVsLOp8I72sTZtaA
>>220149311We're definitely cursed for having them here
I love you
roaring and howling and screaming
>>220149339hate you>>220149343love you
>>220149178i have never heard of an american gooning for 2 days straight and throwing up tar after we have some shame all of the stories of aussies doing drugs trump anything else it's ok im not judging x
>>220149339<3
>>220149343https://youtu.be/_tb0HZrobUE?si=J82E1Mz59qMkC1X2
>>220149325If you're White then just move here. I'm not joking.
people who go to a concert and just stand there with their phones outget them fucking incinerated
>>220149351>has a whole city filled with fent zombiesi rest my case
>>220149374We have multiple cities filled with fent zombies, actually
>>220149374yeah tell me about your time in that city and how many you saw please
*sticks my head through the screen and bites your nose off*
sticking my cock in a peashooter from plants vs zombies
>seppos seethingkek you love to see it
Don't feel even a little bit tired
Ew Emma that stinks!
Just woke my butler up to have him whipped. It's good being a billionaire.
Rorke putting sunflowers in front of his wall-nuts
Grindr UK is literally loaded with cute guys
>>220149444those guys are loaded too if you know what i mean ;)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1nLJJHoDiklove basically all of these
>>220149449um
>>220149449with cum???
>>220149466with my cum specifically
>>220148709The only example I can think of is Breaking Bad
>>220149466yessir
>>220148883
The Office reboot is rated at a low 4.6 on Soap2Day whereas the original US The Office is rated at 9.0 with the British version rated 8.5
Im always painfully bloated, farting and shitting reems of mucus from my arse. Poos go from mushy slop to hard rocks one day to the next.Something wrong with my digestive system.
>>220149458
wii u marry me?
>>220149633um yh x
Right the jannies have shadow banned me. Amazing.
>>220149649meds, now
>>220149649alri
camii's peng areshole wrapped around my tongue
>>220149707right then
Sex
Is this a good song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfjxXiIO3RQ
>>220149642sweet! im switch iykwim and we can n64 or n69
Hate it when I get an itchy arse in public and it's not socially acceptable to give the crack a good scratch
>>220149730don't EVER disgrespevt are Rubes again by implying she has sex. she is a pure virgin waiting for me to deflower her
>>220149765she definitely masturbates though. imagine it.
Warwick Davis in a latex gimp costume life sized sex doll
morning lads
>>220149771sorry all this was meant to be an AI image prompt
>>220149771Warwick Davis stuffed inside my mini fridge
>>220149730get her violently shagged
i ate a dessert and i feel like I'm dying of sugar overdose. we need to stop putting so much sugar in everything. this country is so stupid.
>>220149791You're the one who choose to consume it
>>220149796That's the infuriating part.
>>220149791don't hate the player hate the game
when i look for answers all I find is hate
I love Australia
>>220149810
>>220149813SameI love their meat pies
>>220149810LOVE IS THE ANSWER https://youtu.be/TypGp7hlmuY?si=dgI9vLw1L4KWKj59
all normal people should be blown up with nuclear missiles
>>220149813kill Australians
EVIL
>>220149836There are no normal people just normal presenting people.
>>220149791bro getting done in by a piece of pie
>>220149853
stroking wynona's big brown beaver
>>220149878It literally was pie how did you know? Lemon cream. Lethal stuff just say no
sucking an excellent coffee
shitting in one hand and wishing in the other to see which one fills up faster
I want to do sex things yo Emma Watson.
All the brots are sleeping peacefully. I'm going to lift their blankets and look at their bums while they sleep. They'll never know
business idea:terrifying monster that hides in your house and follows you but hides out of sight whenever you turn around or look for itif you do somehow see it it will go beserk and scream in your face and then kill you painfully
good morning everynyan
obese 40 year old man typing "zomg bewbs" on an emma watson image
racial exterminationsneed it or feed it?
>>220149978I'd like to invest in this it sounds class
What happens after death?
Finished whipping the butler.It's good to be a billionaire.
>>220150009Agony. Terror. Dread. Unfathomable darkness and brutality.
i prefer GTA to Saint's Row. i'm eclectic like that
>>220150022So existence is a curse. Why?
>>220150028I don't know. All I know is we suffer and suffer.
being bald precludes you from ever wearing a leather jacket
>>220149991sneed that
>>220150009heaven innit
>>220150046Why?
I don’t get any comments on my Instagram posts do you think it would be better if I turned comments off instead????? That way no one can see that I get no comments?
>>220150009gay sex
*walks into /brit/ with my receding hairline and leather jacket*
>>220150061Hitler went to heaven?
>>220150054omds
phoneberg no longer charges unless upside down and propped up at a strange angle
>>220149972um x
>>220150074dunno :p
>>220150046This. So much This.
might go for a gay porn incelwalk
>>220150095Same with mine. It’s because I got loads of dirt and shit in the charger hole
>>220150114chortled
>>220150095clean out the charger port. Really get on the with a bit of force with a sewing needle or something to scrape up the layers of pressed down lint
gimmick idea: respond to every post in the thread
yes YES the shart juices are flowing nicely....
I used to wear leather jackets when I was young and had hair
am i not too chortley enough for the chortle club
>>220150125individually or collectively?
drinking water mmm that was goodjust drunk some water
really really really can’t be fucked walking my dog but I know it’s got to be done…
>>220150125tried it once, spent ages writing out a long ass post as new posts kept coming in as I was typing out replies, then when I tried to post it the spam filter stopped me
>>220150143For me, it's sparkling water
Mumberg will be staying at mines for 10 days really cant be arsed to put on the whole song and dance so it will be a lot of telly watching
>>220150143>drunkit's drank, you insidious heathen
>>220150141individually
in year 7 I thought i looked cool so I wore bright yellow chinos on own clothes day and got brutally bullied by every single person in school
Shame she'll be coming just as ive gotten this new gf who i will also have to entertain and spend lots of money to go to places other than my home with. Rentstein will NOT be giving me a discount either
>>220150157will invest £2 trillion into this
suddenly for no reason got an evil wave of depression and now I don't want to do anything
>>220150174It's all fakeDo somethingEnjoy your Sunday
germans love their brown bread and sparkling water. it's bizarre.
The escort says I have a cute butt for a guy
>>220150183do their taps not work or what
>>220150171post a pic of your "gf"
Just detonated a psychic emp over London
>>220150185Hell is what you will burn in for all eternity
escort says my arsehole tastes like marmite
>>220150190just did the same thing a few minutes agowhat are the chances lol
>>220150102ur first in fact x
>>220150200Have you recently eaten any marmite?
>Day 1488 of the Special Military Operation to denazify UkraineIronic...
>>220150210why do men have nipples
ramming dynamite up my arse to own the libs
>>220150189Considered it but you evil freaks will never see her
>>220150210amazing what wonders a month on a semen only diet can do!
>>220150210Good him lid keep going
I'm starseed that's why I'm so special
>>220150219you don't have a gf. stop lying on the internet.
>>220150215We live in clown world
have to go to toil but i don't want to. rather just kill myself
>>220150236Just don't go
I'm sewerspawn that's why I'm so special
trapping pixies in jars and pulling their wings off with tweezers
>>220150236Call in sick
having a stomach ache is the worst thing that can ever happen to a human being
anyone remember goth kids?
henry hoover sex arse
>>220150242>>220150246need the money to live. also to buy video games i'll never play
>>220150251What about being set on fireOr severe acute radiation sicknessOr seeing your whole family die in front of you
>>220150251there's a magical pill here that makes you fart and belch and then your tummy feels better. do you have this in your country?
>>220150259tummy ache is worser than even that
>>220150251Ever heard of cancer mate? Think thats a bit worse x
>>220150263little bavarian pepe fellow
rorke going “sickomode” on his nan
>>220150257good suckin
>>220150251you obviously have never been gang raped in prison
Plans for today lads? For me:Clean my car inside and outGo to the kinotorium to watch a flickFinish reading Legend of the Galactic Heroes Clean shave in the evening
>>220150281giggled at this
arsenal vs city predictions?
>>220150291Sounds nice lad. Enjoy your Sunday. I'm off tae bed until further notice.
>>220150301don't care (i'm gay)
arsenal is a bit like arse and all isn't it?
activating Aryan Beast Mode
just discovered there's people who listen to music as background noise, rather than sitting down and listening to the full album and fully appreciating and contemplating on it like the artists intended.
>>220150317you know what you're right
they arrested a man for calling tottenham "the yids"... mental....
>>220150319ktim
>>220150319 don't get how people listen to musicdo you just fucking sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound playsreally virginous in all honesty
>>220150340what an indirect confession that you’re not fully conscious
The new lads. Where’s the new?
>>220150353enjoy tinnitus and having your mental state manipulated
>>220150340yeah no one's been to a concert before have they shut-in
>>220150365not only are you not fully conscious, but the part that is somewhat conscious is fucking retarded too
>>220150385you're a drone lolmusic interrupts thought
sex arse peng lush
>>220150390maybe you should interrupt your virginity and live a little instead of being “too smart for music” mate
>>220150392https://youtu.be/aKrw5wOlSng?si=OxswqTax813wj11U
>>220150398your mum interrupted my virginity
>>220150401listening to "Dj Santana - Take Me Away" currently la'
grow up
we're on page 4 already and falling! get it made!!!!
the post count, lads...
Good morning i hate women
the last /brit/
Das /brit/ ist Tot!
>>220150526>>220150526>>220150526
