Prev >>220146767Guy Standing edition
Is it possible to have loving, passionate anal sex with your wife
First for New York State
>>220150855Probably not in most cases. Maybe if the receiver has a particularly loose anus, or they’re on drugs
I hate jew york city I wish I were a midwesterner surrounded by blonde girls
>>220150870>midwestenerI'm a PNW chad thobeit.
Can "Midwesterner" be applied to Canadians or does it only make sense in the US
>>220150885The butthole was not made for sex
I took a poop with my wiener
>>220150889What does it mean to you? It might not make geographic sense if rural / small town flyover places aren't in your Midwestern area
Drank so much my hands are red
Drinking a beer
>>220150909Thats my peepee
>>220150913I don't believe you.
>>220150919Thats my female pee
I suffer
i'm a woman.
Women these days will literally think they're a god because they have an uncommon amount of fat distributed on their hips and butt
New York State is the gayest state of this gay cuntry
Steamed the broccoli too long and now its mushmaxxed
>>220150941They are right to think that
>>220150945I thought that was portland or something
>>220150941You seem like the kind of guy that enjoys eating pussy
Do white people like the song La Bamba
Wtf
>>220150955You wouldn't say that to me in real life Alex
Just realized that everything in the entire world sucks now
>>220150889A “Midwest” doesn’t make sense in the Canadian context. America’s concept of the Midwest exists because their settlement was almost entirely on the Atlantic coast. Then, when they first started pushing into the interior in places like Ohio, that was called the West. Later, a distinction needed to be made between what had traditionally been called the West, and newly acquired “Far West” territories like California. The problem is that the Canadian Atlantic coast isn’t very well suited to large population centres. New York exists where it is as an important city because it’s at the mouth of an important river that facilitated trade with the Great Lakes. There is no such river in the Maritimes. Montreal exists where it is because it’s as far as one could go into the St Lawrence before encountering impassable river rapids, making it an important historical port.Because the Atlantic coast of Canada is too inhospitable, the main area of settlement in Canada is in the geographic Midwest; Southern Ontario is across the lake from Ohio. The main part of the country doesn’t use names like Midwest to describe itself, so the Atlantic coast gets a name like the Maritimes instead, while Ontario and Quebec were just Canada (split into Upper and Lower, respectively), after which the whole confederation was subsequently named.
Redpill me on Manitoba
burn
I remember about 8 years ago a bunch of Canadian youth hockey players visited the mall I was a security guard at. I talked to the coach for a bit and he asked if I've ever been to Canada. I told him told him I been to Kingston and Wolfe Island. He asked why I went there and I told him IDK I was 14 years old and my parents went there. That is all. That's my Canada story
can we be serious for a minute
Live! via satellite from: “Tha Tiger Dungeon, sucka!!!”
>>220151016It's home to the most run down major city in Canada (Winnipeg). It's also apparently a conservative stronghold despite being full of natives who overwhelmingly tend to be lefties. Also the Manitoba premier is a massive chad.
>>220151016The only interesting things to happen there:>big injun rebellion in 1885https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North-West_Rebellion>big communist meltdown in 1919https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_general_strikeIt used to be an important rail hub for a while, but it has lost relevance since the advent of airplanes and becoming a flyover province
>>220151016A friend of mine got posted to Winnipeg by the military for like a year, and reported that it was so awful living in Winnipeg that it made him genuinely want to kill himself
>>220151082What was so bad about it
>>220151082because of the cold or people?
>>220151103>>220151095There's mooses there that act like black people and listen to rap
I’m so high I could poop myself. My mouth tastes like blood. Time to do some push-ups.
>>220151095>>220151103I’ve never been, but based on his account, it’s got miserable weather year-round, the people suck, there’s nothing ever going on, and nowhere worth going in the city. He’s from a not-great city in the first place (based on the same standards), so it sounds pretty grim coming from someone with a low baseline
FUCKING LOVE this song:https://youtu.be/YmJIccPWnEk
When does land back to Natives end? If we gave the Comanche all "stolen" land back would they give their stolen land back to Pawnee and other tribes they stole it from?
>>220151144I need more specific details than that. I live in a pretty shit city in California and can't go to a public park without drug addict schizos shouting threats at me.
Hi. I'm cute.
Thru the wire
>>220151167You’d have to ask him; It’s not my experience. In terms of my own general knowledge, I’ve heard that Winnipeg is pretty terrible for having injun junkies all over the place, plus weird tribal gang violence etc. Last I checked that city had the worst murder rate in Canada (irrelevant by American standards albeit)
I'm such a loser, it's frustrating
>>220151160I don't understand the logic either. How can these people retroactively apply the common law before they even had notion of such a concept? They had no concept of property until the whites showed up.
currently lifting dumbells naked while listening to everlong
>>220151187The most dangerous cities in Canada are Kamloops and Chilliwack IIRC.
>>220151200More like not very long (your shlong that is)*mic drop*
>>220151212I like to think that my penis is average thank you
>>220151212Bodied that freak
im normal my penis is normal sized
How about blockading the Strait of Hormones and the global HRT market tanks
Straight of Hormones
>>220151212
I don’t have trouble sleeping but ultimately I know I’ll never sleep as carefree as an American because they can rest assured they’re safe from Iranian schoolgirlsAmerica FIRST
>>220151357I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the average german male could be physically dominated by an iranian woman at this point
>>220151357Respect to the fallen ZOGbots…
I gotta decide now. If I want to make it to church in the morning I'm going to have to stay up all night. It's been ages since I've gone and I really wanna go so that's what I'll be doing I guess.
Why would you buy an expensive watch when you can just buy a fake version of it
suppose life ends when you stop being horny
>>220151546Nigga just look at your phone
>>220151712I want this https://x.com/BiancoDavinci/status/2030980777794584955
Spring weather 2AM-5AM is by far the comfiest shit ever wish I could stay up like this more often
>>220151722btw imagine making a watch that cool and then putting le harry potter on it? fuck off
why are people so mean?
>>220151771Hurt people hurt people o algo
heavily considering shrimply quitting my shitjob since I have an interview with a better one in a few daysI've three hours to ponder this
real eyes see real lies realize o algo
>>220151211Woah I used to go to those places for rugby games. They didn't seem dangerous though, just desolate; tumbleweeds and shit. Is this like natives smoking each other way out in the middle of nowhere?
wonder if im just full fag or at least gay leaning, feel like im more into guys romantically n just kinda like chicks on a superficial level
Staying up all night here. So I can make it to church.
>>220152073faggot>>220152117>church.based
>>220152117which church?
>>220152171Not gonna doxx myself sorry lass.
>>220152073Men are disgustingIdk how you can willingly choose to be gay
>>220152184he means denomination like Baptist, catholic etc
>>220152197Yeah I'm still not giving that information out cause there aren't many of that denomination in my city.
>>220151028BAZINGAAAAAOOOOAAAOAOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAOAOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAOAOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAOAOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAOAOAAAAA
>>220152073
Will you be reading the newest female Asian-American diaspora slop??
>>220152184fuck, fine. Which religion then
>>220152270Protestant. RART.
>>220152265she knows what she's doing lmao imagine how many teen asians chicks are going to buy that
>>220152289That would explain why you're a dick
>>220152335Lol
Who up?
did that leaf anon make his tea?im craving coffee
>>220152430aye
>>220152188idk no chick has ever sent me something like this
I've avoided listening to early Sabbath for so long (on purpose). I thought I was permanently burned out on Black Sabbath, Ozzy Sabbath anyways, but I'm listening to the debut album and mmmmmmmm I'm getting a sense of why I liked this shit so much to begin with! The Black Sabbath tattoo on my arm is tingling.>>220152472Yeah I'm drinking my coffee (it was coffee I said I was gonna make) now. >>220152509Yo yo.
>>220152519men are nasty leaf broseek help or at least stick to trannys
Hi
>>220152617Yo, fellow nyctophile.
get a job
>>220152430i'm here, in and out. but i got some bad news today. i won't bore with it, but it made me very sad. torn between wanting to sleep it away, but also knowing i need to deal with it in a healthy way.
>>220152750God bless you anon.
>>220152765thank you.
What are you currently listening to?
>>220151022>i will never be invited to a midwestern potluck where dishes would include snickers salad and sweet potatoes with marshmallowsWhy even live
>>220152880your mothers moans
>>220152880Lush, as always https://youtu.be/U2qbMP4YSu0?si=zFSf3fyheHwvwYId
>>220152883I retch at the idea.
ooo coffee doing its work now lads, brb
>>220153013enjoy your marner anon
>>220150858Guy Shitting
>>220153013It's 6:30 am on the east coast, on a Sunday. You should still be in bed
I hope you all die
And GAMING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxPqUz95uA
I hope you all live
>>220153140Thank you
>>220153140based kiwi bro
>>220151198They just hate white people, anon. It's no more complex than that.
native american girls are hot
>>220153271only the canadian ones
>>220153140Yis mate
I saw an orb once but it was only about 50 feet off the ground, and very still. After about 20 minutes it started becoming transparent and eventually vanished after about 25 mins total of watching it. It was incandescent looking, about the size of a basketball, and had definition (it was an orb and not a disc).
>>220153425My dad told me this same story once. You ever done acid?
I heard all religion is outlawed in NZ with the exception of the Maori religion (and Islam). Any truth to this?
>>220153460They changed Christchurch to Mohammedmosque
>>220153460Thats definitely not true
>>220153486Lol
>>220153459Uh yeah but this was years before I ever did acid. That's a weird story doe. Idk if the acid was expired or what but nothing happened. Probably also had smth to do with my meds. Only ever tried it the once (this was during the pandemic).
>>220153460Nah
>>220153499It is weird. It's almost the exact same way my father told me. Do you migraines or seizures?
hitting forearms in my living room while downloading new vegas mods between sets
>>220153542No and no.
Mr. President and Japanese prime minster are good friends?
>>220153572sneaky ahhh nigga
>>220153568Must've been the same aliens my dad saw
>>220152880https://youtu.be/cxz8qJ2B8Ug?si=r7v4Ogf1lsN2iaRR
I think it's possible ghosts exist but they're not the souls of people trapped on Earth. I think they're more like an impression. If that makes any sense.
>>220153611Imma dl this and put it in my "Assorted music" folder along with all the other random shit I dl from YouTube.
gabagool
https://youtu.be/UkXo2YMZKOs
This song is GOAT: https://youtu.be/zK1mLIeXwsQ
you have aids
Are the Kpop threads on /mu/ just all Koreans? I thought they were composed of bots but I think they're real people and it's just that a ton of South Koreans talk about Kpop on 4chan.
getting old is gay
>>220153771Idk but they really need their own board
Do you still YouTube to mp3?
>>220153911I just put up with ads when I can't afford premium stuff
>>220153911yeah so i can slow and reverb songs i like
I talk to you people while on the shitter btw
>>220153941You don't pay for Premium?
>>220153911If there's a song I like i'll use yt to mp3, then toss it in FL studio and listen to it with a bunch of audio enhancements
>>220154000I don't pay for anything. I've royally fucked up my life
Would you rather >be isolated fallout style forever, but you have infinite food, hot gf and entertainmentor>be let out in the wild minecraft survival style
>>220153941>>220153956>>220154022You niggas don't use Seal?
>>220154095What's seal
Ya know Joe?
>>220154095>Sealnerd ahhh nigga
>>2201540701For the hot gf
>>220154131It's an app you can use to download audio and video from most sites. I use it all the time to rip videos from Facebook and Instagram. I also use it a lot to dl porn lol. It's not available through Google Play store though (I'm on my phone – an Android – most of the time), you have to get the .apk file from Github. >>220154151Yeah lol. Also holy shit https://youtu.be/OGf94JHyYKw
>>220153911>>220153941>>220154000>>220154022>>220154095If you want to watch YouTube videos in your browser without adverts, install uBlock Origin in your browser:https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/ublock-origin-lite/ddkjiahejlhfcafbddmgiahcphecmpfhhttps://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/If you want to download YouTube videos (or just the sound from the video), use yt-dlp:https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>>220154070Do I love the girl or is she just fuckmeat?
>>220154208Are you the Chinese anon?
>>220154070First one, no question
>>220154230Extensions don't work on mobile Chrome I'm afraid.>inb4 use Firefox No. >>220154272Lolno.
>>220154310Use Chrome on desktop if you want, then Firefox on Android, since Firefox on Android can use uBlock Origin
>>220154372Nah. I'm fine with paying for it. I pay $15 a month for Google Drive too.
https://youtu.be/a5ZdBJWCCmQ
Its very early the bongs are here
https://youtube.com/watch/nwTXbcJgbGE
>>220154505Why do we call them Bongs?
>>220154556Big ben or summ
>>220154556Because their big clock goes *bong**bong**bong*
WTF>>220154574>>220154580Ohhhhjhhhuuuu
I've given up on this country and it's given up on me. Do you the canadians will let me in?
>>220154556Newfag
>>220154647We shoot seppos on sight now.
>>220154664you're not cool enough to use that word faggot
>>220154674Oh look, here's the complete bitch who gets upset when I refer to Americans as seppos lol. Mald more yank.
canadians should be put in camps
I'll take that as a no
Have you ever seen a nigga die?
tommy wright III over here
>>220154867Hard af
Why did they(Adams County Sheriff) think this would work at positively for them? Are rural cops really that dumb?
>>220155080>Ohio anythingits literally florida but cold
ermmm okay
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
Looking forward to moving to Canada
>>220155224WTF
@Cumjeets>>220153927>>220153927>>220153927
I wish I could line up every person on earth an light them in fire
>>220155469but not me, right anon?
Pretty places
*sticks my head through the screen and bites your nose off*Ahhh, good morning!
Mars —> JupiterWhisky —> Marxism/Communism
>>220155140I'm going to bed soon myself. After a 30min motorcycle ride in 34f weather. Why the fuck did I not wear my cold weather gear in today
>>220155140Same here anon :)>>220155993I got up at 4pm yesterday lmfao. I gotta be at the bus for quarter after eight to make it to church.
R8 my Top Artists of all time.
>>220156311Garbage kys
Saw a canadian goose on an incel walk
>>220156367Why are you so mad lass?
Hold the sword.
>>220154403Fair enough>>220155140Based
>>220156311I like Metallica and The Beatles are alright. I also like Black Sabbath's second album but I haven't listened to the others.
This Swedish individual ITT is grating.
>>220156311Awful
>>220156612Did you know we invented the cheese grater
hello. time for church
>>220156651But early for church, hein?
Apple core
what's the most solemn church, i wouldn't want to go to the ones where they get up and clap their hands and dance
>>220156744Baltimore
>>220156758Some hardcore protestant denomination like Amish or some shit
Finished the first church service. The cantor was the same incompetent one as yesterday afternoon, though I replaced the song she absolutely couldn't sing. The mic operator was also probably half asleep. The priest was good though. Time for the second church service.
>>220156727no.
>>220156770Who's your friend?
>>220156814My church this morning is doing Breakfast Church, which is basically a brunch potluck.
>step outside>see normie>get depressed>day ruined
>>220156311the beatles and metallica are baseddon't care for the others thougheverbeit
My parents tell me I'm exactly like the guy from that Catcher in the Rye book. I've never read it, is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing? All I know id that he's the kid in the red earflap hat
>>220150858My neighbor’s 20 year old son has been blasting my bedroom with microwaves trying to give me havana syndrome because he hates that I rage at video games
yo this dude is catcher and the rye maxxing
>>220156995Indians are all sociopaths so it makes sense.
I’m literally a fucking cyborg
>>220156645Based Ikea providing us with handy gadgets and furniture at affordable prices
Mannaggia, I just drove past Chevron, gas is at $6.50 right now
>>220157304$4 here
>>2201574754 dollars is cheap, I fucking hate California
Gas is $2 CAD a litre here. No big deal lol. Highest I've seen it is like $2.65.
>>220157575>$2 CAD>LitreFuck off nobody knows what any of that means
not sure what gas is here desut. city bus chad
>>220157609Oof. >>220157614Same here lol. I'm on disability so I have a free unlimited bus pass.
I'm gonna cum.
Have a cup of coffee and shit your pants. Have two
>>220156995you will not become doctor
ew. we got bus niggers in /cum/ this morning
>>220158192i also walk. a strange concept to you americans, i know.
the waves.
American car culture is scooterphobicWho cares what gas costs when you're getting 100mpg
Wife is making me watch a TV show that I watched with my ex girlfriend (she thinks I never dated before I met her) so I have to pretend Ive never seen it because I don’t like those kinds of shows and would never watch it on my own
>>220158402Why would we ever get a scooter over a motorcycle in when scooters aren’t even allowed on the highway?
>>220158408>(she thinks I never dated before I met her)Relationships should be built on honesty
>>220158511Not when it’s with an insecure virgin though
>>220158511>
>>220158460250cc is the cutoff A 250cc scooter is way more pleasant to ride thanks to the CVT
>>220158511Profoundly untrue when it’s minor things that don’t matter
>>220158561But they’re gay as hell unlike my Harley that’s cool as fuck
>>220158262brokie talking
relationship status: it's complicated
>Monday tomorrowwho could have predicted thiswhy did nobody warn me
>>220158068Bourdainisms
Had a nightmare my mom was fat
one man's nightmare is another man's wet dream
My autosomal DNA has proved that I'm retarded on a molecular level
>>220158567If you hide things and she finds out she'll hate you for misleading her
slept eight hours award.
>>220158903Based
A family from Brampton thought they’d found the perfect shortcut, dumping a mountain of household trash in a quiet Ontario cornfield. They thought they were being slick—until they realized they’d left behind shipping labels with their full address printed right on them.The farmer who discovered the mess wasn’t looking for a legal battle; he preferred a more personal delivery. He loaded their garbage into his tractor’s front-end loader and drove straight to their suburban driveway.When he knocked, a woman answered and quickly tried to play it cool, denying she was the person named on the packages. But the plan fell apart when a younger girl stepped to the door. The farmer pointed to a discarded toy in the pile and asked, “Is that your stuffed animal?”The girl’s honest nod was all the confirmation he needed. Out of the kindness of his heart, the farmer tipped the loader, returning every bit of the family’s junk right onto their doorstep.The lesson is clear: you can try to outsmart a farmer, but you’ll never outwork one. [tractor emoji] Don’t mess with the people who feed you!
i WILL make money today
would AMERICANS in America donate to someone if they made a crowdfunded donation asking for money to go buy a gun if they would pay for a license themselvesor actually guns are really cheap if its just a pistolé so maybe just a crowdfunded thing for all of it. a rifle license would be more expensive so saying that they would pay for that if the crowdfunding was for a more expensive gun then that. do you think Americans would?
I WILL sit on my arse and do fuck all today
where TF did my youtube category tabs go?
>>220158971all I eat is meat and eggs so farmers don't have much to do with anything in my life.
Speaking of which, I have to get a gun for work and decid d to go with the old nineteen-eleven. Is this a good price?
>>220159764Forgot pic
>>220159777should probably ask /k/it sounds like a good deal though
back from church
Apply yourself nigga
>>220159848how was it?
this rocks like you wouldn't believehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xssnp7R51A
>>220159877Pretty good.
2 more weeks
Found a fiver on the sidewalk while walking dogberg and got a hamburger (I gave a little piece to dogberg dont worry). God bless
desires suck
sneezed
>>220159777Rock Island is the lowest quality 1911. That is a good deal cuz they're usually around $500, but they're ass mbled in the Philippines. So you have lower labor costs and cheaper materials. A Springfield 1911 is like 1k, but it's made in America, it costs more because of materials (it's stainless steel), extended beavertail and a Skeletonized xommander-style hammer, which requires an additional machining and fitting procedure. Full length guide rod (additional materials and design costs), ambidextrous safety, higher quality wood and enhanced trigger. But the best one to get is a Les Baer, but those are like 3k and up
why is roomateberg always taking a shower when I need to piss
>>220160018just piss while he showers. or maybe piss on him when he showers.
>>220160018If you showered with him you could pee in the shower and nobody would know the difference
>>220160049*while
Almost at church!
went thrift shopping
Les Baers look cooler, too
wish i was born a girl but i wasnt so i guess i just gotta cope haha oh well
>wish i was born a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3plj_Xplus
>>220154208it's just yt-dlp with a user interface
I (you)'d myself today
>>220160398okay
Bussywhipped
>>220160240kek
Last Easter, Tim's had bunny butt donuts and I was too embarrassed to buy one.After a year of building up courage they have baby duck donuts insteadAlways take your shot lads
GOD DAMMIT NOW MY OTHER FUCKING ROOMMATE IS IN THE BATHROOM
given up on life
>>220160497just piss in the sink, establish dominance
/cum/? more like /dead/
>>220160888im just waiting for my death
I'm what you'd call a habitual sink pisser
I pee in the shower and then the soap from my hair/body cleans the tub and drain. Basically, I’m a fucking genius.
I know sugar free jucie is better for you but it always seems grosser without it. Like the sugar is masking a raspy afterttaste
i poo in the loo
>>220161159Brilliant
The war is over
evens play the cold war campaignodds play 6 zombies
>>220161322touch grass, nigga
might buy that game /v/ talks about all the time
>>220161426Touhou?
>>220161365>>220161365>>220161365
>>220159970Americans say "fiver"? I thought that was just a British thing. I thought Americans would say "five bucks">>220160367I guess some people don't want to touch the command line
>>220158971the person who wrote this is a (baby) horse
