lockjaw edition
>>220168841slave
>>220168841
And here come the posts everyone was saving
>>220168858poo on the bog
WAR!We're going to war!
>>220168854>>220168855>>220168857so these are the zingers
>>220168855Loved that film might put it on for the 'xican gf
>>220168841daddy daughter time daddy daughter time
Some of those leftypol birds still bang on about white supremacy like it's 2016
>>220168858dont do that new saving stuff me. all my posts are shit anyways
>>220168858....err umm errrrrrr....willy
>>220168858No everyone waits til about 25 we just spam drivel until then
>>220168871me first day on the job at kfc
>Hegseth: “Our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press should be saying one thing to President Trump: thank you.”We're back on the thank yous
>>220168841watched this last night. very mediocre.
>>220168886Fucking bitch.
TFW your English friend starts unwrapping his lemon teacakes and you're waiting for him to offer you one
women
>>220168889s
>>220168879a rainforest died for this
just had a banana 4 brazil nuts and a tin of salmongoing to order kfc later
>>220168890kekthey'll never let go of that will they
icbm bbcs firing on leftypol's bumker
going to need to try sucking a willy to get the idea out of my head once and for all
I wish God would speak to me
>>220168854live from the rotherham foodbank
get the perky tranner tits and cocks posted
>>220168918hs bodied him with the israel thing though you have to admit
HIII WOOWIE
Right so are we going to save the west or not
>>220168886need to eat lick her thongs clean after she's been on stage for a particularly invigorating show
>>220168911just fucking blow them all up
>>220168890thank you for beginning to wreck the american empire mr trump
>>220168948I of course didnt watch it it's just a picture i posted for replies
>>220168854Ah yes, the Notting Hill Carnival
>>220168942take 3-4-5 grams of shrooms, I spoke to a Deer one time telepathically
>>220168918apparently i watched most of this when I was on steamingtoil but can't remember any of it
>40 replies in 4 minutes anon was right as usual
>>220168932pushing the safe limit for brazil nuts glad you stopped at 4
>>220168900>lemon teacakesdoesnt existstop making up stupid things you stupid IDIOT
Anything from the trolley, dears?
>>220168976I don’t do drugs sorry
hard day today, I did absolutely fuck all. I deserve a raping
feeling very emotional pink witch tonight
>>220169003that's ok
>>220169001Is he vapong youre not allowed to vape on trains
>>220169004same heredon't worry it's toil again tomorrow
>>220168994might just have another
>>220169001I could batter any of those gimps
five nights at freddies was released less than 3 years after skyrim
>>220168918>say something retarded>hehe you're triggered
>>220168948i watched it and theroux did a documentary exposing israeli "settlers" years ago so to call him a puppet of israel is just ignorantso in conclusion, no, hstikkytokky repeating his chat's mindless bullshit didn't own or body or call out theroux at alltheroux made all those cunts look like utter cunts except sneako who was surprisingly consistent and chill even if some of his ideas were a bit mad and he's unironically a muslim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c6uYHSlcm0
>>220168918>heavily tattooed mystery meat chats to limp-wrist leftycuckAh yes, modern TV
>>220168964Gotta save ourselves first... quality > quantity. The VANGVARD....
Spent about £300 on new running shit at end of Jan and I’ve already given up
>>220168911Legalise brothels.
>>220169022does he post here
>>220169001most of those drinks will be warm by the time they get round to themamateurs
no blacks?
>>220169047Running is boringGet a speed rope
>>220168997Yankified? Perhaps. Delicious? Absolutely.
>>220169076Cor
>>220168976It's kind of like you're plugged into a collective unconscious when you're on those. You're actually a plant, obviously, we're all plants, but having specific temporary memories that make you think you're the guy you say you are and how that guy is dead meat, he's so fucked.
>>220169071Don’t have a garden and I don’t want to do it in the park like a nonse
going for a bubbly stress destroying bath
>>220169056this is rdr2
>>220169001The government thanks you for purchasing it's drugs and helping to finance more migrant hotels
>>220169083>we're all plantsspeak for yourself mate i'm a norfman
got one of those electrostimulant massage things and found out pretty quickly people do put them on their balls
speaki
THIS is a teacake you daft yank moron
made a strawberry cheesecake tart one time and fucked up the crust, still mad about that >>220169083>It's kind of like you're plugged into a collective unconscious when you're on thoseExactly, you are everything all at once. I do em every 4-5 years just to be reminded how amazing everything is.
>>220169108What the hell!!!?
>>220169070Athletics is the white womans domain
new trend for horror games is going to be massive fat blob slug enemies taking up the entire hall
clapping rorkes cheeks
Is there a bigger group of anklebiters than the irish
er whys he posted thatjanny will NOT be happy
It's gay that ice cucked out by at least yanks have that kind of thing Europe doesn't even try
Well thats just a piece of bread wity butter and raisin isnt it
>>220169108Uh don't post pics of me yeah? x
On this day in 1945 the German city of Hildesheim was bombed to bits by us Brits for no strategic purpose
your mongy drug experiences are equivalent to ai slop nobody cares what you dreamt when you killed some of your brain cells
normalise hating dogs
I thought Sildenafil was supposed to make you instantly 200% hard when you get aroused? I took it exactly 1 hour ago and I'm just having a big standard erection, just with a headache
rorke salivating
>>220169143what did ICE accomplish other than murdering two white people
I forgot to try crumpets when I was in the UK
>>220169148chat shit get banged
>>220169087UM x
>>220169148making your enemy suffer serves a strategic purposeit's evil but it wins wars
>>220169022literally no idea what he meant by this
>>220169170*two libtards
>>220169136the northern irishwe cant even agree on names of cities and townswe wanted to be british but nobody believed us and now its coming to an end :(so sad
>>220169167>just with a headacheyeah I told you that at least 3 times, also you gotta be horny with a woman, not just sit and jerk off by yourself
>>220169170They at least triedAlso the two white people were mentally ill leftypols who committed suicide by cop
Got my beanie on and my moustache grown out and the mac demarco on
anyone else get really scared in motorway traffic as a kid thinking terrorists would carpet bomb the road
>>220169170white traitors*
>>220169170Mass deportations
my favourite gay poet
>>220169170>you should care about these people who want you dead because they're white you fucking racists
>>220169217can we see them?
>>220169207ready to get some young alt pussy snatch
>>220169217lol good post
porn made me gay
>>220168964Hop in
JBW is all that can save me
>>220169198>also you gotta be horny with a woman, not just sit and jerk off by yourselfLiterally what difference does it make
>>220169001not a decent drink in sight
remember how fit tracer was then they said oh wait shes a lezzer btw teehee
>>220169223yeah, just pop over to south america
>>220169218This is my favorite poet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h22slckgXpg
genuinely want to throw up thinking about the state of Britain70 million people, several decades and not ONE serious peep about the fact our country has been invaded by tens of millions of bestial third worlders
>>220169223>these mass deportations are so evil i'm going to try to run over a cop in my car and get shot>actually they're not even happening so the joke's on you
>>220169270that makes her fitter
niggas be like "the gf" and it's just a drawing
>>220169226Only the 'xican gf for me
>>220169265asahi is nice, red bull too
>>220169264I don't even know how to answer that
accidentally took twice the amount of mirtazapine I shoulda takenabout to get VERY sleepy
the gf
>>220169274Mad how many people ardently defend it too The UK is cooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAmaaW4d5n0
>>220169281ThisWomen eating pussy is so hot
can black people be british?
>>220169167It makes it easy to keep an erection
girl likes me on hingeher message?>you look hot but in a slightly evil way xwhat the fuck does that mean
>>220169283screaming, so true
real new>>220162971>>220162971>>220162971
>>220169283imaginary gfs are by far the most loyal
>>220169306>>220169192>>220169177>>220169087move over when ready
we gon get bombed by israel
maga cattle are something else man
Saint Thorlak of Iceland is the Patron Saint of people on the autism spectrum.
Never been on a dating app i ask girls out with shaky hands and a red face like a real human
rorke's cock twitching and shooting ropes of semen onto his wall
ay yooooo the UK is cooked bro!!! I know because some 4channer told me! It’s fr over for us ong
>>220169285I would love to flirt and sex a latina but they don't come here :(
gimmick idea: posting bait right at the end of a thread in order to garner crossthread (You)s (which we all know are worth more than standard (You)s due to the increased effort of replying)
>>220169306leftypol general should go in the politics board
niggas be like 'the gf' and its a MAN
>>220169274Nobody cares. Look at Ireland they never even had what we did. 800 year wait for a place for their people and then they get it and what do they do? Give it to the Catholic church to rape all the kids for 70 years then become a minority in it by 2050.
>>220169290peng drug though. Had very few intrusive thoughts.
The west needs an entire cultural Renaissance tbqh
Sir Bed Snuggler
i blame my parents for my problemsnot immigrants
>>220169123Definitely did have that effect on me but 1 I kind of thought that already, 2 drank a lot the last time I took them and ended up thinking I was dying and feeling like I was a plant and I built a cocoon for myself and apparently I was squirming around and scared. Apparently they were synthetic mushrooms.
>>220169272Damn, he died. RIP
tuneagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAQlFq6TFg
Why do Pakis worship Turks They were never even a part of the Ottomans
genuine question what kind of porn does leftypol wank to
niggas be like "the employed woman" and it's a sacked tranny
>keep fightingits been what 13 years now? poor old bloke's brain must be rotting away
>>220169352but WHY? What caused all of this?
>>220169351screaming, so true
>>220169381gentle femdom
>>220169120You've never had a tunnocks teacake you dopey cunt?
>>220169340pointless post
>>220169245it made me asexual
>>220169346yummy he wants it!
>>220169362>Apparently they were synthetic mushrooms.Wuuut? Never even heard of that. Don't do that again. Take real shrooms or truffeles. Also don't drink. You can smoke weed to enhance it but i'd bee cautious with that.
>>220169360i don't blame immigrantsi'd move to britain if i was born in pakistan or africai blame the british politicians and "anti-racists" who've trivialised our borders for money and virtue signaling
>>220169352>Nobody caresCompletely wrong
holy grim
>>220169357IT'S ALL FUCKING BEEN DONE BEFORE. It's all been done before. Culture is DEAD. And now we have computers to show it all. Nothing you say will inspire a new culture. We've heard it all before.
rorke be like 'going for a walk'
Would love to try shrooms but I'm an incel with no friends so I don't know how to go about buying them
ummington
>>220169290how do you get it
>>220169372basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V726_HShyY
>>220169440what's wrong chicken? x
>>220169324>its reallmao that is mental
>>220169381Trick question, "he" cut his willy off to be more tolerant and inclusive
doing beef farts
>>220169450seen a rude video
>>220169357turn the internet off for a couple decades and you'll get one
>>220169482what was it? can you describe it?
making incel bolognese
>>220169457it's spelled "israel" not "its real" lol
on the stella unfortunately
>>220169324One good strike in the center of London would reverse at least decade of demographic changes
>>220169381:)
woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>220169514knob stew me granma used to make it in the 60s
>>220169517me in 2 hours
the best bit about having a cat is watching it do something you know will end badly and only intervening once the catastrophe you saw coming is already too late to fix
>>220169386https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/emily-willis-health-update-lawyer-36220943Would have been kinder to just let them die 2bh
>>220169544Is the cat an analogy for something
>>220169324Does living in the desert amplify bloodlust and schizophrenia?
>>220169542you're going to start drinking at midnight?
can't wait to hear what comatosing netflix slop the bovine toilmates have imbibed this weekend
>>220169571...yh
>>220169554Would Enoch say this?
>>220169572They'll have been watching the wogball
>her penis
>>220169565.....yh
Anyone else unable to throw away mason jars or jars of any kind?
>>220169554>MogTheUrbaniteodds on this man ever having had sex?
>>220169572Confront them on their 'bovine' ways, then.You won't, and will keep your complaints tucked away on here, due to your sluggish disposition.
>>220169554>it helps you relax
open borders for pissrael
>>220169554Same goes for browsing social media
>>220169429Some people care. Most will be dead within 30 years. Most also vote for reform who won't deport anyone who isn't illegal. 30k boat illegals vs 750k legals per year. Never going to scratch the surface. After old ones die younger generations don't have anything to look back on to persuade them otherwise. What's the endgame?
>>220169596My mom
Some good news - that gum you like is going to come back in style.
>>220169582why?
>>220169430don't get it
Came to the conclusion that wanking and porn are completely pointless
>>220169609Is 4chan social media?
enoch powell nuking new delhi in sid meier's civilisation 2 to "help him relax"
>>220169627cause i want to is that ok
Lowkey looking to the sky genuinely enjoying the life
@MogTheUrbanite
>>220169564sure, fuck it, whateverrorke mashing "ccats fvuny comp[lation" to youtubeleftypol carefully penning "best dog knots 2024" with his wacom tabletleftypol
>>220169652S!
The loom is hitting extra hard on todays Sunday.Oh well at least the days are getting longer :)
>>220169652C!
good news, fixed the side buttons on my mousex
>>220169620fuck
>can't wait to hear what comatosing netflix slop the bovine toilmates have imbibed this weekend
>>220169272heres minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaLizwhxU14
Got a warning on /mu/ because someone was spamming nazi propaganda in a thread and I said I thought the Nazis were bad. Nazi spammer did not get banned.Speaks volumes about the janitors.
>>220169638Only if your posts get (You)s
Genuinely need to be dragged from my bed and locked in a cell until i get myself together
>>220169649sc
me and the mrs
>>220169672fulham poo
>>220169674back in the day you used to get banned if you posted in what they deemed to be a "troll thread"
>>220169683ktim
GOD PAGED MEEEEEEE
>>220169674the head janny rapeape whos resposible for the chuddification of the site is indian lol
>>220169630I thought the point was sex weewees
they cookin yo ass on mumsnet
>>220169644no actually, that's a very unusual time to start drinking
>>220169674discussing a morrissey track is not "spamming nazi propaganda" leftypol
>>220169673lel, saving that
>>220169683Just get out the door mate x
Need my face sat on by a flatulent Emma Watson.
>>220169718piss off
>>220169298competition was better I feel
My dad would smash the bones in my face before it became popular
>>220169742Peng
>>220169742Wish I saw Purple with Richie Blackmore but he's a major cunt apparently
Netflix slop slurper seems triggered
>>220169674same thing happened to me for pointing out that the janny was letting a cuckposting thread stay up3 day ban for me and the thread stays upboggles the mind
>>220169683I've sometimes wish I could be left on a nice desert island somewhere for a month with no vices, just live in a hut and explore the nature and that
>>220169742used to play the guitar but never met anyone who gave a shit
>>220169718i started drinking at 1am this morninghad 7 cans of draught guinnesss and went back to bedso even if you started drinking at 5pm the median average of our 3 data points is still midnight and therefore that is not an unusual time to start drinking
Happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl deathsForced government euthanasiaLa la la la la
>>220169554>screen time: 38 hours
screaming at this flag st johnstone fans brought the other night
>Netflix slop slurper seems triggered
Smell like arse and dogs but i dont have a dog and i shower daily and have clean clothes on
Straya cunt
i'm an urbanite and i've just been mogged
>10 years ago today, Brussels was struck by terror attacksTo be honest I’d never even heard of this I had to google it
>2026 >he still hasn’t left his Rorke phase
>>220169843can't believe those christian extremists did that
>>220169833stfu dogarse
>>220169843whatever happened to terrorist attacksdid they all stop after isis got done in or what
>>220169843the worst part was the racist comments people made after that
>>220169843some say farage went too far but i still voted brexit
>>220169865everyone realized it was the israelis and they stopped caring
>>220169848movie
Most good person in British history?Most evil person in British history?
it's unironically over
>>22016984335 dead.A year after the attack at the Bataclan that killed 130.Much of it memoryholed.
>>220169838scrimpledingling
Sir Terrence Davis
>>220169882>Most good person in British history?William the Conkerer>Most evil person in British historyGeorge Washington
>>220169887
>William the Conkererbr
How come isis never attacked the jews then
>>220169905Biopic when?
my mum and dad are now 81 and 82. I was brought up in a village between Derby and Nottingham. Our next door neighbours were Jamaican. We had a great relationship. They brought usbeautiful gifts whenever they visited family in Jamaica. My dad worked with some wonderful people from India who regularly sent him home from work with delicious curries. I am so proud that I grew up with parents who were openminded.
Netflix slop slurper seems to also like hats
>>220169922Sunnis are all loyal to the ZOG
>>220169882meyou
>>220169909william the bastard could unironically be the most evil person in british history if he'd actually been british
>>220169922that's an anti-semitic question
THE LOATHSOME NETFLIX SLOP SLURPER
>>220169951this
Pakistan = SUNNIIran = SHIA
wonder if trump's happy that he's actually going to go down as one of the worst presidents in american history
>>220169951Wrong award
>>220169843happened on a tuesday i was supposed to be flying there on the fridayended up going a month later and saw the damaged airport
really it is such shit luck to die at something like the manchester arena your one chance at life and some virgin idiot blows you up and then youre gone forever, your whole life a complete waste of time
>>220169972compulsive liar
>>220169882MeYou
>>220169980>>220169980>>220169980
>>220169956Cancelled the Nextlix and cable when I broke up with my gf
>>220169887goodfuck the whole rotten system
>>220169843multiculturalism and diversity going well as usual
>>220169931you got lucky you could have been brought up beside drug dealing ubereats drivers who sell more drugs than kebabs and you wouldnt be so open minded
>>220169964Trump will go down as a great president
>>220169865we ramped up anti-terrorlike 50 late-stage plots have been foiled since 2017
