Orca-Human Alliance edition
reality tv show idea: andrew mountbatten and huw edwards move into a flatshare together
Clavicular Is What Nietzsche Warned Us AboutHenry Grey Earls757k views13 days ago
GGCancer season @_@
mental how the
six two
got no purpose in life x
>>220171424could suck my knob
What the fuck is spargo
Was Continental Philosophy a mistake?
>>220171424You need to adopt some livestock and swear an oath to God that you're going to prevent them from being slaughtered. Sometimes the path to purpose is through utter ruin.
>>220171400that lad puts make up on and shoulder pads innit
>>220171440The whole continent was (plus Ireland)Only the ENGLISH and the Icelanders should be spared, and perhaps the Scandinavians if you count them as separate
Doing a gay porn dance in my smeggy bedroom
mad how much the thread quality drops when only the neets are posting
thinking
>>220171461she's so... tiny
Fell over whilst pissing and shot piss up the wall
wagie herecurrently facing being late to toil once again after deciding to do a poo before getting ready
>>220171472so the government just gives you money? how does that work?
>>220171486what wall
>>220171515Toilet wall
toilet camera 4k
>>220171529:/
that nigga bladee look chopped asl
>>220171529
>>220171508It doesn't, unless you're a disable spacker or have kids universal credit is like £100 a week
>>220171520whats a toilet wall
my cock goes downthen it goes up againand you aint ever gonna keep it downmy cock goes downthen it goes up againand you aint ever gonna keep it down
>>220171544Plus rent and it’s all going up in a couple of weeks
>>220171544>£100 a weekthats not too bad
>>220171544Used to be £50 back in the day
I heard Australia has acidic soil
>>220171573Rent here is like £900 a month for a 1 bed flat, £1500 in London.A week's shopping for 1 is £60-£80
Sir bone broth
>>220171508some people in this country decide to spend 35 hours of their weeks working. somehow this makes money. shekelberg takes a cut, the government takes a cut and i take a cut. then wagie gets what's left.
>>220171598the wagie does it all for the love of the game
What's with the reposting tumbnails of images from earlier in the theead gimmick?
tbf to wagies there wouldn't be anything without them slaving away
>>220171588what if you live with your mum?>>220171598I was asking about the neets, but you mad me chuckle
I'm a wagie but I've made £107k this year even while putting loads into my pension so
>>220171629Dunno. Funny though
>>220171647Spare us a tenner?
>>220171647Arms dealer nonce?
>>220171647hope you get taxed into oblivion x
putting my finger in my bellybutton and smelling the foul odour
>>220171656Software>>220171658Loving my 72% marginal rate
>>220171669must be brutal seeing them carve a fat strip meat off your back every month
Used to have some hair stuck in my belly button for years on end, eventually went and got some tweezers to get it out and fuck me a big batch of gunk came out, grim to think how long that had been there
on my 10 minute coffee breaks lads. Can't go over or managerberg will know and my yearly performance goes down. Its all be worth it one day ahhah I'm sure of it
>>220171684It's only bad because of George Osbourne's fucktarded clawbacks and student loansLoads of people I know at work with kids go part time because if they go a pound over 100k taxable income they lose all free childcare and get something like a 1200000% marginal tax rate on that one quid
>>220171685I’ve never seen such a high frequency of just utterly vile posts and embarrassing posts anywhere on the internet than here.One if you always has a vile problem with your disgusting orcish bodies
am unemployed
I was just on /pol/ and I saw a very disturbing webm from the war. It showed a woman in Israel sitting by a window and suddenly a missile smashes the window and blows up the room. It was so scary.
>>220171713what a stupid system
>>220171719ktim
>>220171721might have been a good idea to keep that peace treaty Obama hammered out
>>220171721
>>220171721Might have been fake
>>220171723George osbourne is genuinely the worst chancellor we've ever had.Massively increased taxes whilst hiding it via retarded clawbacks and student loans and frozen thresholds, whilst handing pensioners endless bennies increases above inflation
doesn't look closed to me
>>220171721Kike seeking missile
please post the dancing fedora tipper video
I thought the Moon was small, but apparently it's halfway between Africa and Asia in terms of area.
>>220171772Firmamentberg keeping up the illusion
Gonna start referring to the state pension as old people bennies
>>220171721just went on /pol/ to find it and none of that happens. it just breaks the window and goes into a closet. no explosion.
>>220171758
>>220171744i remember that video of him off his nut in the commons
>>220171817So this is rorke
>>220171809I meant that it blew up the wall. I should've been more specific. Anyway my point is it was really scary.
>>220171817thanks but I am looking for one that is more cringe inducing
>>220171820for me it's the one where he sniffs a childs finger
>>220171820Notorious coke fiend, like all the public school types
feeling utterly despondent
can't praise the Japanese toilet with arsehole washing action enough. life changing shit. worth every penny.
>>220171830yeah it's crazy. that girl was lucky she wasn't a step forwards.
>>220171852On that note, why are yank toilets so full of water
>>220171820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wo3hDtDs7gdid he ever explain that
are goatees still a thing?
we got ww3 before gta6
>>220171861When I first got there and sat on the gfs mums toilet bellend was submerged. Gave me such a fright I actually yelped
It's quite interesting how every developed country gets to between 80-90% urban and then just stops forever.They never go beyond that, the final 10-20% remain perpetually rural.Wonder why that is.
>>220171749they should just dig a big canal using their indian serf labour
>>220171884you need farms and if you have farms might as well have people living among the farmland to manage it
o kurwa!
>>220171758>>220171817>>220171831I found it.
Muslims (Muslims), Hebrews (Hebrews), Jesus Christ and EchinaceaQuaaludes (Quaaludes), Vicodin (and Vicodin)Chinese cups and SatanaMuslims, Hebrews, Quaaludes, Vicodin, Jesus Christ and EchinaceaQuaaludes (Quaaludes), Vicodin (and Vicodin)Chinese cups and Satana
History straight up isn't real
>>220171917Kek
>>220171861before knowing this, it used to make me feel very insecure hearing people talk about their dicks touching the water if they peed sitting down
>>220171928truke
Catberg is scheming
>>220171932It’s still a fair bit down but realistically you should only touch the water if you’ve got good flaccid length or are pissing with a boner (why would you do that)
>>220171932ffs thought this tooare yank toilets up to the brim in water? didnt know that
>>220171861To better contain the smell and reduce clogs
>>220171867In about 7-50 years everyone will have them again
>>220171932Toilet roll cardboard tubes too, the yank ones are way thinner than ours, so they say "my cock doesn't fit in the toilet roll tube". Here that would mean you had an enormously girthy cock like 10 inches around
yanks put their shoes on to go to the toilet
>>220171955Think the poo shelf in German toilets. The water is about there
>>220171974I put my shoes in the fridge at night, and then in the microwave in the morning to warm them up
>>220171976i dont know what that is eitherhelp
Yanks, willies, and pooingYep, its past midnight on brit
https://vocaroo.com/1lBssYgMiLOX
>>220171867you'd think in a muslim country like this there’d be plenty of goats but i only see cows and chickens
in bed and warm
Feeling hungry but got no food in
>>220172003how do you have no food
>>220171982Someone post the poo shelf
>>220171967>Here that would mean you had an enormously girthy cock like 10 inches aroundno it wouldn't. mine doesn't at 6"10 is like significantly thicker than a coke can
mcgriddle gotta be the nastiest goyslop out there
>>220171998*tucks you in*
>>220171976the shelf is a good idea. it's hard to get a proper look at your poos without using the brush here, especially if there's already toilet paper in the bowl.
>>220172011Got nothing edible without cooking it
suspect is HATLESS I repeat HATLESS
>>220172026Movie
>>220172028Bizarre
need to go to some places soon but my sleep schedule is ruined which means I won't be able to go out in morning and it sucks because it's too warm during the day and also there's a higher risk of meeting someone I knew
is openrent better than rightmove?what about spareroom?
used to be fast asleep at this time on a toil night but ive gradually got later and later then suffer the next day like a spastic
>>220172034why does he always say that
>>220172043Alri' Ivan, been drafted to fight in Ukraine yet
>>220172026
saw a wild catberg on my evening walk
>>220172047dunno
>>220172064Doxxed
>>220172053Idk really i never looked too deep into it it’s just funny cause he takes a picture with his fingers and says movie out of nowhereHe’s a strange bloke
Toby SopranoHow about that pawasite's face when he shaw the horse
anyone know a streaming site that works so i can watch a movie on my phone
>>220172086
Her farts are stinky up close.
how is a 95 year old man fatthought fat people died at 43
>>220172086I'm not ashamed to say, but my estimation of the parasite as a parasite just fucking plummeted
In our caravan whygena is a hero, end of subject!
>>220172103shartner
>>220172093www.machotube.tv
>>220172110horrible thing to sayact your age
>>220172064>fence>drainpipe>bbq>cati'm saying east florida. no need to confirm.
>>220172086It’s unironically funny when he goes on a multiple thread long rant and shit flings at anyone thoughI would rather see 250 posts of him accusing random people of being some “parasite” than even one heatherpaedo post.
>>220171588Don’t lie. They also pay your rent
>>220172110I posted this once and a Brit told me it was unnecessary because Shatner is funny as it is without any alteration to the spelling.
>>220172093cineby dot gd
Sir Keir Shatner
Did a fart so vile I actually coughed when I smelled itLike a dog thats eaten from the binSomething seriously wrong with my bowels
>>220172163someone stop him
Shatner’s a classically trained thespian
>>220172132Dunno it gets annoying after a while
>>220171817leftypol>>220171917rorke
going to play overwatchwill be choosing junkrat or roadhog and refusing to switch if ask
>>220172114right well i clicked it now i have a gay porn virus>>220172154cheers
>>220172175Well yes but it’s good sport to poke at him and see if you can provoke some kind of reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_QZe8Z66x8
>>220172042really isn't
>>22017219537 year old female model who looks 17
>>220172193It's not hard to make him have a meltdownIt's actually annoying how easy it is, because you can set him off on a 10 hour mega melty without intending to
fucks sake ended up looking at machotube because maybe its a site with a weird name and im being paranoid but no, it was in fact gay porn
all done with the bottle of gin I opened at 11am
i'm a gigglebear
feeling a bit clavicular tonight
<3
>>220172254what film
sister moving out and brother going uni while im a jobless friendless neet still living at home
burn letterboxd reviewers alive this unfunny quippy bulshit is not helpful >>220172264project hail mary
get in, mum and her gf have brought a chinese backglad i haven't eaten
don't have work tomorrow
>>220172265reckon they ever shagged
i'm playing overwatch and i will be playing juno>>220172271ever fuck either of them up the arse
Don't get people who take movies and movie reviewing seriouslyMy favourite films are Ted and Austin Powers and Strays (2023)
im already tracer
>>220172278I have work (or as I like to call it, toil)
>>220172290im winston the big black gorilla
i'm the first 26 year old drainer to hit gm with juno
>>220172278Genuinely laughed at this webm.
Nice thread LOL
>>220172306Winston would be white if he was human though.
>>220172319hs?
miss waking up at midday without an alarm.
>>220172307Ball drainer I bet
it come wit egg wuh
>>220172307what servers do uk guys play on?
>>220172220Hehe
>>220172350europe
>>220172350EU
>>220172355>>220172362do you play with russians and stuff and are they toxic? aus servers are dead af in high elo
>>220172369you play with russians, north africans and yanks on vpnsi would say it is by far the most toxic cesspool everlike EU in every competitive game though.
so here we arethe night ladssomeone get the tunes going
dont know what movie to watch
>>220172376boner time!
>>220172386could try... and stay with me on this one.
>>220172386watch scat porn
>>220172369i dont really know because im in silver and only play qp but i see frogs spamming tg in chat when theyre unhappy with others and some romanian was cussing me out the other day had to use google translate
>>220172386the sonic trilogy in preparation for sonic 4 next year
Russians are kind of like Germans if you replace the autism with schizophrenia.
arr chlo
>>220172435fuck me her face is already grim but shes gone and scrawled shit all over her bodywhy do zoomer women have those fugly doodle tattoos
>>220172435wat da fuck is that
>>220172435she's like a molested chappell roan
>>220172447
bloody bhenchod bastard bitch
>>220172463could always invite us over
blonde girl butt pimples...
>>220172452its not for me sorry
>>220172428Russians are super autistic dude. Some British scientists speculated that Putin has autism.
>>220172466How would that replace white people?
>Shameless teacher, 28, declared her love to 15-year-old student after months-long sexual relationship... before being CAUGHT by teen’s aunthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15669369/ohio-teacher-sexual-relationship-student-pleaded-guilty.html
>>220172502Utterly bizarre to think that less than 100 years ago this would have been seen as normal
>>220172435
Emergency interest rate hike at 8am. You heard it here first
bins go out tonight
>>220172502only in ohio bruh
im boutta go rape mode !!
>>220172555sc
I've been to Ohio.
>>220172537Hike my boot up your ass in a minute
>>220172562you're not allowed to go that mode
>>220172572did you see big chungus
went to the petrol station earlier and saw him increase the price of diesel on the sign in real time
gary neville sex arse
Shall never EVER surrender to woke!
woke niggas be like i go by he / him pronounsgay ass
American soldiers on Kharg Islsnd
>>220172645isn't that where king kong lives
>>220172386tangled
>>220172658Thats Kong islandKharg island is where kirk goes in star trek 2
going on reddit and getting a cortisol spike in 30 seconds they are all so fucking GAY
My politics
>>220172687leftypol's da
>>220172687the bugman
what am I supposed to wank to now that grok is dead
grok activate sexy mode
>>220172753umm no...
grok make him naked and horny and put 15 shirtless filipinos around him
The Tourette’s Guy could easily pass as your average Norfman in both physique and drunkenness
>>220171365>Orca-Human Allianceglad to hear your mom found a carer
>>220172673Kong lives on Skull Island you fucking pillock
>>220172775japan foid
>>220172502>Jamelah Daboubiheh
got bored then remembered that i have a willy
>>220172435luh bruised and battered thighs with a hardcover amplified
watching Spotlight (2015)
nth for the baddiedem
>>220172838
>>220172446some of them could be alright by themselves but when mentally ill foids like her decide to get a tattoo they also make it their entire personality and get 50 more
>>220172775why do right wingers all love cartoons for little girlsdoesn't that slightly diminish their based trad image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI1Lzi1ufOQ
Have the Scots invented deep fried lard yet
>>220172881fucking hell...
>>220172912That's been a thing for agesSo has deep fried batter
>>220172881shan't be watching this
>>220172914Screaming
>>220172873they like 3D women too
>>220172931Alysa Liu is unbelievably pretty tbf
>>220172935relax nigga
>>220172943she is thoyou can't even deny it
>>220172881
>>220172914My friend is really glad he got kicked out of the army.
>>220172951i can deny it foo
>>220172962yet you haven'ti could rape you
>>220172951she's notthose moles ruin her face
>>220172972yet you haven't
>>220172912>deep fried lardthat's code for "american taking a bath"
>>220170376>On the question of ethnicity, the report said: "We found that the ethnicity of perpetrators is shied away from and is still not recorded for two-thirds of perpetrators, so we are unable to provide any accurate assessment from the nationally collected data".>However, it added that at a local level for three police forces - Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire - there was enough evidence to show a "disproportionate numbers of men from Asian ethnic backgrounds amongst suspects for group-based child sexual exploitation".
>>220172931he's brownwhat a surprise
>>220172775IT'S OVER
>>220173022
>>220173039s
>>220173039Rather not give my opinion on this image lest herr janitor take it the wrong way.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die
got fired from my first job and the daft cunts gave me 3 months salary as a fuck off presentIf I leave my current job with my own consent I get fuck all Should I deliberately start being a little bastard so they have to pay me off?
it monday
>>220172064Genuine psylocibin growing right there on the lawn, mad innit
East Indies or West Indies
>>220173108Nearly the weekend
>>220172931
Why are boomers so deranged
>look up Canada's most wanted>literally all of them are blackbut why?
>>220173142don't ask me
>>220173142socio-economic factors brodeffo nothing else
>>220173129get in!!!
>>220173140Mike Baal
leftypol..
>>220173216s
>>220172103morbidly obese people die at 43 not people that are just a bit overweight
>>220173216not how it works but would be funny if that happened
late night wank could be on the cards
>>220172103This man is alive today and is also in an original Twilight Zone episode, it really pulls the mind around if you think on it. Countless people have been born after he was, lived out a full life and died of old age, while he lives on after them.
>>220173142This is all probably Detroit runoff, Toronto is right next door
>>220173256>also in an original Twilight Zone episodeActually he is in two episodes!
saw a cat today
also saw a cat todayit's a local one that hangs around outside its owners houseit runs up to me and lets me pick it up
spurs really lost 3 nil
>>220173300do you pick the berg up
>>220173256Bertrand Russell's grandfather (who was Prime MInister during the Irish Famine in 1848 and also raised him) met Napoleon Bonaparte post-capture when he was in his 20s.Bertrand Russell himself met Lenin and only died in 1970. So there's video footage of a man who is only 2 degrees removed from Napoleon, a man born in 1769.Also interesting FACTOID is that we have the audio recording of just one human being who was born in the 17th century (1701-1800).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-IbKktNtUA
>>220173289I don't want to hear about it unless it's a tortoise shell or better
>>220173300love when they're nice like that <3
>>220173281Oh yeah I wasn't even thinking of the most famous one, lol. It's because I saw the episode with the little future predicting devil thing in the diner that it came to mind at all, but the gremlin on the plane is what most people will think of for him.
>>220173312all the time :DI pick it up and carry it a little bit away and give it some love and then let it down not too far away>>220173320me too, properly cheers you up
AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>220173317Von Moltke's granda would have been born just after 1700Mad listening to that recording knowing his great grandad (and so on) lived in such a radically different time
>>220173387>>220173387>>220173387
