Yuno edition !!
Would you an Emma Watson shit sandwich?
>>220173400no!
wow yuno !!
>>220173387obese 40 year old man posting underage anime girls>>220173400obese 40 year old man posting an actress that hit the wall
>>220173400will you ever gain a clue
this made 1920s niggas slap their knees laughing
>>220173438Yank posting in the /brit/ thread(he got lost on his way to /cum/)
>>220173449nonce
>>220173449reduced him to ash
>>220173443I don't get it.
Why is this shit so confusing
>>220173466not noncey actually because she's 16 (which is legal in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
>>220173474one of those other finger could go in the anus
Sir Harry Scrotum
Ok I think they're using an old-fashioned meaning for "nervous" that people don't really use anymore. It's an archaic usage of the word that means vigorous or spirited.Typically in modern vernacular, nervous means anxious or timid. This can cause confusion when trying to understand the comic.
just woke up. fuck sake. only the first day off and ive already flipped my sleeping schedule
dickbone in the sharty
Favourite thing about brown countries is how much they try to tell you how non-brown their countries secretly are
>>220173477nonce
>Friday and next Monday booked off toil>Following week is Good Friday and Easter Monday>two four day weekends and toilberg has to just grin and bear it completely raped him I have
>>220173532not a single indian on the planet who looks like this
>>220173546There are
>>220173474fixed
>>220173532every time ive seen an indian film it's a bunch of brown people parodying hollywood badly
Need a movie for the old treadmill chapter of this beautiful and productive day. Give me a movie, please
>>220173542remember when wojak was just feelsguy
>>220173541i accept your concession
>>220173559grow up
>>220173570you're on an american website freak
>>220173559women do not defecatetheir colons are full of flowers and dreams
>>220173563birdman
>>220173577I already accepted your concession
>>220173573you think a scat fetish is for children? kids arent interested in your poo you fuckign nonce
>>220173577I shall take my apology in writing.
>>220173578Women do defecate and it’s nasty.
>>220173590it adheres to american law
maths innit
>>220173563willow
doing the "zesty foden face"
>>220173606ive cut a lot of those on runescape
>>220173584Freud would probably disagree tbf He had some borderling noncery theories of children being obsessed with anuses in a licentious way. Also said if you dreamt of smoking a cigar that meant you were a FAGGOT. And that women resent their mothers for castrating them of a penis which is why they grow closer, platonically and sexually, to their fathers. He was an oddball.
>>220173611i am also doing the `fode face`
>>220173616as provable as any scientific theory (i.e. not) tbf
Rorke mate what you playing at
any non-shaggers still on at 3am /brit/ (unlikely)curious if your gfs ever cook for you or if all women flat out don't do that anymore
>>220173611UM! xx
>>220173653left is so fit
nobody:leftypol: racism is not okayyyysir keir starmer:rorke: look at this photograph
>>220173653holy BWC!
shagging an entity
mad how from the river to the sea will get you arrested but from the nile to the euphrates will get you a job in government
>>220173653would, the girls too
>>220173692bruh
nobody:not even bradley walsh:rorke: celebrate good times, come on
>>220173719s
>>220173710sorry that was performative wasn't it?
>>220173727*flies through the thread at 100000 mph and closelines you*
>>220173685>>220173719howl
rorke trying to summon a qt succubus and ending up with a bull demon that rapes his arseleftypol trying to summon the bull demon but failing as he's too dim to learn the incantation
>>220173748right
>>220173747>An example of clop—a ponified Wikipedia mascot with an ahegao facial expression uses her unicorn magic to telekinetically spread her vulva in an erotic manner
Might start a gimmick where I post all of my posts as images
rorke getting abducted by aliens and probedleftypol going out at night and shining a spotlight on his arse for the aliens
>>220173719scream
>>220173747well wouldya lookie there
got scoliosis
Sir Gay Pornypops
what if there was a third thing after straight and gay
just soiled myself
poo pops
tomorrow i will do some things that aren't lying in bed and watching youtube
>>220173747Screaming why the fuck is that on wikipedia
bet it does feel quite good to get fucked in the ass
We are about to witness the battle for Kharg Island
>>220173837new battlefield map?
>>220173827yeah it's probably like when you do a big poo and pushing it out feels nice but there's no constipated feeling
>March 26th: Life is Strange 5>April: Artemis II - Humans leave low-earth orbit for the first time since 1972 in a flyby of the moon>April 12th: Euphoria Season 3 starring the return of trans superstar Zendaya >May 16th: Eurovision 2026 from Austria>June 11th - July 19th: FIFA World Cup >June 14th: UFC White House>July: Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY >November 19th: GTA VIyou finna gotta admit 2026 is wicked
>>220173854Forbidden.
Got my fucking tooth knocked out
The hysteria around Joe Kent is manufactured. He's an industry plant.
>>220173860quite excited for some of these
>>220173868how did you do that and how much will that cost in burgerbux to fix?
Can we all agree that the gen z stare isn't actually a real thing
Emma Watson did a poo today.
>spent five whole pounds on a pack for my phone (minutes/texts/data) because I needed to use the mapper to find this place in London 4 weeks ago>now there's 3 days left of it and I still have like 2.5 hours of calls unused any advice on who to call ladswonder if I could do babestation or would that charge me extra per minuteI have no friends :(
>>220173911call gymskin when he's in that phone box
why did uncs in the 90s freak out about long distance callsI speak to yankoids on my phone all the time and it costs me nothing extraeven aus cunts reckon uncs are just drama queens
Hi! Everyone who belives in Jesus Christ shall be saved.Acts 16:30-31He then brought them out and asked, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?”They replied, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.”
Goyberg's pounding my holes
If you're the captain of a pirate ship and you have a mutiny on your hands, how do you deal with that
>>220173888Fell at workThinking it’s gonna be around $3000
These old Italian films are wacky
>>220173942i like goodbye uncle tomthat one was kino
>>220173942I like the 70s Italian giallo horror films with the colorful lighting. It was very stylized and sleek.
>>220173940about £3000 here too
>>2201739391. Immediate Action & AssessmentAcknowledge the Problem: Do not ignore brewing tension. Acknowledge the discontent immediately to prevent it from becoming a full-blown rebellion.Identify the Ringleaders: Determine if the mutiny is widespread or driven by a few disgruntled individuals, often the first mate (quartermaster).Leverage Loyalty: If you have loyal crew members, have them secure the armory or hold the ringleaders at gunpoint.2. Negotiation & TacticsApologize and Pivot: If the crew is unhappy about a lack of treasure, apologize for the mistakes, acknowledge the low morale, and set a new, promising course.Share the Booty: Pay out shares or promise a larger share of the next prize to appease them.Call a Council: As pirate ships often acted on a majority vote, you may be able to negotiate or, if necessary, accept the majority decision if it is not to your personal detriment.
>>220173942django is pretty good
YUNO!
New fun game: poo plonkers
Add me on skype
hay turampyou are firedyou are familiar vit this sentence
>>220174012I do not like `poo plonkers` game
Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man is here, the kingpin returns and his next move will change history. It all comes down to this.
screaming
>>220174066love puns me
>>220174050You will... in time
had a look at /britfeel/ and its just a worse version of here
donald trump i hereby declare you to be CRINGE and no longer BASED
>>220174094found guilty in a court of rorke
cocky cocky cockaroo
remember bamzooki?
>>220174166yeah lol
r9k is a mental board
>>220174185it is and I feel at home therei'm a mentalist you see
poopems shootems
grangling my grogle
r2d2 sex arse
>>220174238waHEHEOUUUUUUU
business idea: restore britain beer
poo cheese
>Hitler brand beer no ty
having a melty
>>220174255sc
war is a continuation of a melty by other means if you really think about it
life is one big melty
dipping my cock in liquid nitrogen
watched Spotlight (2015) was okay, definitely not worth the high ratings everywhere, also rachel mcadams plays every character the exact same way and it pmo
the 80s seem like a fake decadelike it's all from a movie or somethingreal life began in the 90s
poo shite
>>220174370fantastic post
poo rumbler
poo screaming nigger hitler
ruby granger's graphic grangling
https://youtu.be/mB8z6et15t0?si=xJrcpUSKA-Aeqjr3
bum fire fraud investigation unit
>>220174400buh gawd, that's raped paedo!
>>220174400gingerpedo!you're alive...
>>220174415s
>>220174415someone said you was raped
>>220174431sc
>>220174412Not going to make any concerted effort at posting. Actually glad you've got me banned. Now I can do something productive with myself, and you can go back to being bent namefags without me humiliating you for being so f*cking stupid>>220174415Amusing
rarted in the sharty
>>220174431kek
>>220174496stop posting then lol
>>220174505Or what? You gonna cry?
>>220174513you just said you prefer not being able to post because you can do better things
>>220174496what did you get banned for gingerpedophile
watching vlogs from the 90s and feeling melancholic
>>220174522Thank you for stating the obvious >>220174527>incriminate yourselfPosting some old broad. Entire thread lost their sh*t bcos she wasn't wearing much
>>220174551so you admit you are currently wasting your time
>>220174558we're like his stepbrothers cock, he can't stay away
Unfortunate cake slice.
watching video essays
drinking a beer and eating salt and vinegar crisps while sat on the sofa scratching my balls and watching telly at 3pm on a mondaylove being unemployed
>>220174700sounds lush x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjrh-vbgmYE
Got the Roxanne - The Police on
so you admit you are currently wasting my time
>chilling, vibing, chooning, texting the protogf >check /brit/>gingernonce is back Holy grimoli
Back to /cum/ with my fellow normie shagger codys i spose
>>220174741stay here with us freaks for a while why don't you
>>220174753Gingerpedo is a plague worse than any of them. Spiritual damage to view his posts. You guys should filter yanks or even better go outside
rorke's scran
Designer shades just to hide your faceAnd you wear 'em around like you're cooler than meAnd you never say hey or remember my nameAnd it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me
>>220174803choonage
why come yall dont wash yo chickenwhy come it dont got seasoning
Esl proto may think im a fruitcake if i send her some of my chunes. She's never heard of David Bowie
Bet Emma Watson's farts reek.
>>220174863is she a normoid
>>220174925Very much so.
bdsm is fucking gay and everyone who does it is fat
>>220174924you are disabled
99% of women who claim to be autistic are liars
louis theroux gets brutally raped by the manosphere
Cold
there's a girl who went to my school who is now a fitness model and has 50k followers on instagrambizarre
>>220175013what's her name
>>220175020graciemmcdonald
Prime Minister Andrew Tate
>>220175033him and starmer swap jobskeir starts doing podcasts in his pants in romania
>>220175031very odd
>>220175042she must be part asian or something i dont know thoughjust quite mad how many followers she has
Shivering in the cold x cut down 30 pounds this year. Hopefully this means i wont be a sweaty pig all summer
actually talking to and interacting with women has made me so much more of a misogynist
>>220175042At first I thought she had a big forehead, but now I see that her face is seated way too low on the front of her head.
I like women bur they are boring bastards arent they
>>220175120too righttoo bloody right
>>220175122get their pants off ffs
>>220175122are girls x
>>220175136Reckon its not a very pretty sight
>>220175122>a girl named Hunter
Sir Peter Mandelson
there's a song i'm trying to remember but i don't know the lyrics or what it sounds like or when it's from so i'm fucked
>>220175166nevermind i found it it's unsung by helmet
>>220175161that's her surname mate
A grim sullen March day
>>220175178it's genuinely MARCH where has the fucking time gone lads
>>220175176Her surname appears to be Bell. I don't see any hyphen.
>>220175188April in a week
>>220175042>>220175111It's the misplaced drawn-on eyebrows and lip injections that make it look like her face is wrongshe probably wouldn't look so downy with natural lips and eyebrows, or at least gotten a better job done of them
nobody:leftypol: trans rightttttsrorke's blind da: i cant see a thingggsir keir starmer:roke: i like to move it move it
>>220175218howll
>>220175218>rokethis made me scream for some reason
Still on thos bastarding audiotomeGot a physucal copy for his book on the conqvest of peru
>>220175229scre
>>220175240poo comes out of that
roke: im on that good kush and alcohol
There's GOT to be more to life than this
>roke
>>220175259*jumps on you and starts attacking you*
>>220175256SCREAM
>>220175269*swings a bike lock at your head*
>>220175264>>220175269laughed out loud to both of these postsneed to sort my life out
>>220175259There's gotta be more to lifeThan chasing down every temporary highTo satisfy me'Cause the more that I'mTripping out, thinking there must be more to lifeWell, it's life, but I'm sureThere's gotta be moreThan wanting more
Don't even feel like wanking
>>220175194there isn't a hyphenher name is georgia hunter bell
>>220175305dont thenyou are not obligated
>>220175305Do it, keep the streak alive
>>220175259There is x
No toilberg for me until Friday
Magellan is a lot cooler than justin biebr
if I was born in america I definitely would have committed an evil crime with a firearm by now
>>220175344were*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
My evil crime? Believing in true love.... my gun? These sorrowful, yearning eyes of blue ..
>>220175348sorry i'm not good with grammar as i am slightly retarded x
Bradley John Walsh
> Air Canada CRJ collided with a fire truck at LaGuardia Airport
Bradders is half scottish
whispering to myself again
Imagine if Bradders diedThe atmosphere in the thread would be so sombre
>>220175382imaginewhole thread filled with bradders
>>220175398It's what he would want
raping rorke's arse into smithereens until he breaks into many pieces like a character in a lego game
holding grudges and planning my revenge
would quite like to have sex with a brown lady
>>220175450
>>220175450often think this myself
Got my first kiss planned out for the proto. It will be romantic indeed.
>>220175425
i love how supportive you all are of meit's like i finally have a family
Not even going to make out with her just a holding of face followed by a peck firmly planted under shelter in the rain. Taking it slow with the 'xican rose. She's no bar slag
>>220175470*kisses you*
kind of gay that all the music i associate with childhood memories is just vapid pop songs from like 2017
Raping my own arse
>>220175490Done in by the kike media
I'd love to stick my tongue up her ringpiece.
>first day back on the train>junkies going off>vaping on the train>people talking into the silent carriagewish it was legal to kill people for the slightest inconvenience
>>220175511suppose so :/
>>220175514corr peng lush x
fuggedaboutit
*rapping my own arse at 20000000000000000mph*
just saw a really unfunny post
roundhousing jews into another dimension
Nowhere to run now, lads
Pumpernickel is German for "fart bread"
Bit of a melancholic day this
Based aryan beasts just like me conquered the whole world
shall wank to japanese ladies
cronem zoning out on london undie next to perfect ting
Boots on the ground lads.
Easter next week lads. Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
got day drunk yesterday and fell asleep at 8pm
harden your heart mister trumphasten your attack mister trump
>>220175713We do. Never understood this gimmick.
>>220175738You definitely don't
>>220175738Why don't you havs chocolate eggs then?
>>220175425remember that advert on a PS1 game where the black guy is walking through the street and falling into pieces? wouldn't mind buggering his buttocks tbqhwyl
>Four ambulances set on fire in London in suspected antisemitic hate crime
>>220175752>let me tell you something about your country that you don't know>>220175756We do, just not the kinder eggs with the little trinkets inside because of choking hazard. Growing up I always used to get a basket full of chocolates every Easter, and we'd do egg hunts after church. Are Easter baskets and egg hunts a thing in the UK?
the (you) economy’s in the toilet
might skip toil today, just not in the mood
>>220175806countrys fucked anyway so why not
>>220175800I do know. Open your eyes
my hair is too longit's in my eyes
I haven't taken a sick day in two yearsHaven't been sick in two yearsMight join a freak show or perhaps submit myself to scientific study as the incredible man who hasn't been sick in a while
Poo!
right lads, just woke uptoday is the first day of the rest of my life (as the idiom goes)no more being fat and lazyi will lose weighti will get a job
>>220175852I get paranoid that I'll tempt fate into making me genuinely ill if I start taking sick days I don't need, but then I also see others taking the fucking piss and feel retarded for not doing the same. One guy used to have six months off on sick every 2 years, then come back right as he was about to go onto zero pay. Fucker.
my cock is too longit's on my knee
>>220175873No it isn'tBe quiet
State of it. The Air Canada flight from NY
>>220175871what company is giving him 3 months of paid sick leave a year
>>220175886was this post too good for /cum/?
>>220175893Amazon
eating muesli
clavicular is called braden lol
make sure to eat enough fibre today lads
>>220175806I'm telliiiiiing!
have to go to work :(
>>220176022samefucking state of my life
>>220176049
>>220176051bit early
the numbers won't crunch themselves rorke
>>220175852imagine being proud of being a wageslave toilfreak zogbot runtblatt
poo
balm
bradley
walsh
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