pinkpantheress edition
I prefer Italy
>>220184759So I was doing this genocide right
>>220184759Yjk she's cody only
>>220184738I just ordered new ones. -€108 (23% of my net worth)
bradley'ing at this image
want a nomos
any socially inept autist man in?
>>220184803mhmmm she likes it stateside
>>220184759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6nixqnJLE
I miss my neighbour's cat. He was called Rolo. He wasn't even my cat but I loved him so. He was a black cat but gentle and almost shy but very friendly once he got to know you. I don't think I could have my own pet. I would love them too much and miss them too dearly.
>>220184821No but need to get off this shitheap before it rubs off x
zou bisou bisou
Rolo's death, whatever happened there...
>>220184819can get a watch that looks the exact same for 20 quid
do birds have willies
what do you call this?
Mental how much fun MW2 with the boys was back in the day
>>220184827Literally the Church of Satan
>He was called Rolo
roke
>>220184815Fucking Bradley in a niggers face
>>220184821>>220184842I think my social skills have got worse since I started spending too much time on this godforsaken website. Some people on 4chan seem relatively normal but some people on here (e.g. Rorke) are just determined to be weird freaks.
What’s the point of being lesbian if you’re just gonna find a girl who looks like a man
>>220184859every time i try to say it i feel like ive missed a zou bi or said one too many
>>220184863done him
Only a slave values his time in terms of productivity
>>220184902idgi she everything but her face tattooed
When did hot sauce become reddit
>>220184902Your morning breath is uniquely rotten
>>220184902They're scared of willies
>>220184938
was meant to go gym but I'm not going I cba what's teh point
neighbour's got his fit daughter over
>>220184921
guy at work keeps posting AI slop in the main channel and gets a billion emoji laughsi crack a witty joke and get one pity "lol"
>>220184894probably the worst thing you can do to your social or emotional development is spend a significant amount of time here people's worldviews are so fucked most people in real life are just normal people who go to work and spend time with their friends and families and stuff its not that dramatic or complicated
>>220184971get her sgaffeed
>>220184976lol
Lower classes will always be slaves of sorts Best you can do is force them to be free as they won't even want to
>>220184834rolo is a cute name for a catberg
I just ate 5 eggs
I'm sick and tired of hearing thingsFrom uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocriticsAll I want is the truthJust gimme some truthIve had enough of reading thingsBy neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politiciansAll I want is the truthJust gimme some truthNo short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dickyIs gonna mother hubbard soft soap meWith just a pocketful of hopeMoney for dopeMoney for rope
>>220184834:3
>>220185016they should bring back conscription but only for the lower classes they yearn to suffer and be told what to do
the goyim
need a catberg for the flat but would also need a lot of toys and cat tree because it would be an indoor catberg to protect birdsteins
just seen a ginger cat
>>220185065thats not a cat thats my wife's pussy
>>220185061you fell for the yank redditor meme of keeping the cat indoorseven RSPCA recommend let your cat outlocking a cat up indoors is just cruel
put some aftershave on this morning and can still smell it on me
Just went for a wee and me wee smelled like canned tuna
>>220185016Oh yes the upper class really want their slave cattle to be free don't they? somehow I fucking doubt it
MICE seething
>>220185050why do a war when you can just build gas chambers
3 weeks until the premier league is back is utterly mental
is umbunny here?
>>220185100Rockstar Vibes
I'm sick to death of seeing thingsFrom tight-lipped, condescending, mamas little chauvinistsAll I want is the truthJust gimme some truth nowI've had enough of watching scenesOf schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnasAll I want is the truth nowJust gimme some truth
uh oh
As a shagger I’ve started going for quarterly STD tests to keep tabs on things, since I’m kinda hot so you reckon the fit mild std test doctor enjoyed looking at my cock and balls? Proper grim if she looks at me the same way as the fat mongs or indians
>>220185117Yeah they clearly don't but that WOULD be the right thing to do
>>220185124well they need time to focus group the most entertaining scenario so the ending draws in the largest audience
i've got this thread by the neck
>>220185146font
>>220185146Need to get one of those2025 was crazy work
toilberg doesn't tell me to tuck my shirt in because that would clash with his "cool boss" image
What’s the lore behind flamboyant gay black men being allowed to street fight women? I’ve seen so many videos of gay black men beating the absolute fuck out of a woman and it’s universally accepted
>>220185157you make the tip creamgive me that neckyou make a grown man scream
>>220185146always wondered this. it must be such a relief for healthcare workers to get to work on a fit patient instead of a fat smelly slob like normal. but then if they're needing healthcare then probably the bits being operated on are in a smelly and ugly condition any way so the point is moot.
genuinely enjoy going for a walk to tesco to get meal dealit's the little things
Don’t like curry would rather eat liver x
>>220185213I hate people who don't tuck their shirts if the hems are made for it, makes you look like a faggot in a skirt
>>220185100Was never sure if they do it because they genuinely think it looks cool or to capture the perplexed reactions
>>220185146women like cock and hot men so yeah
remember when everyone was apologising for being white back in 2020?
>>2201852293. 85 with clubcard fuck off billionaire
>>220185215Reckon hard ass niggas could beat up women too Whites are too timid to interfere with nigs and other nigs are too stupid
>>220185276remember the black square
Will never forgive my mum from distancing me from my all female friends growing up when I was 14 and forced me to make male friends. Obviously I became a strong powerful man thanks to this but imagine the fanny and fit women discussions I missed out on during my formative years
>>220185215Black people are higher on the leftypol totem pole than (white) women
>>220185141Yeh that appears to be the hemp plant.People used it in clothing and as an alternative to cotton for bedding, as well as a soil nutrient.Sometimes they make plastic from it too.
practice exam passed with room to spare
>>220185276I went through a racism Renaissance at the time It was odd seeing normies get mind raped by blm
>>220184902Mad how even white lesbians are BBC only
bashed my head stuck through the wall your fault
>>220185253well why don't you bum me then
I hate women sometimes
you lads looking forward to the recession and cost of living crisis?
>>220185331Gay black men beat the fuck out of black women
I look like shit unshaven.
>>220185371cozzie livs x
what the fuck is wrong with yanks no one else does this shit
>>220185146That's not normal btw. It's not normal to live your life getting regular STD tests. You might think it is because you're a retarded soulless normie but it isn't. Your brain is fucked.
Reckon the bennies bubble will burst and how?
>>220185407scream
>>220185408shut up vf
>>220185356Come here big boy
>>220185407Cody O'Shea on a mad one
i'm doing iron man numbers
>>220185408I’m checking for STDs from shagging you mong should I just never get checked you horrific little ghoul?
>>220184902>>220185342could be like those enby couples where one is afab with muscles and a fat roided clit and the other is either cis female or a femboy/amab
My brother got syphilis and had to get a big injection up his arse hole
>>220185407It's cute desu
>enby>afab>amabI’m supposed to know what these mean am i
>>220185435>>220185472Said the people with no soul needing to get check ups in case their body is corroding from STDs because their minds and bodies are messed up from being whores
>>220185371yeah sure already lived through about 4 of them
>>220185472i could rape you into a cube
Never understood the women shag date the proper fat ghoul dykesIf you are going to date a mutant may as well be a male mutant who will work like a slabe to provide for and please you
>>220185407>>220185425>>220185457
>>220185502one of them women that looks sort of like a man but you can still tell it's a woman yknow
>>220185506Shagging is an important part of life and happiness you FREAK
>>220185502>enby = non binary>afab = assigned female at birth>amab = male at birth
>>220185539would shag her to swans
afab = all foids are bastards
>>220185552must be why i'm so unhappy haha
>>220185578
>>220185539would tell her im going to smash for the entire duration of Bring the Sun but finish before Gira even says a word in the song
>>220185552With a loved one not randos you whore. Enjoy your ass injections
>>220185631there has to be some editing going on here. uncanny
>>220185146She 100% did mate, they wouldn't make so much porno based on this exact scenario otherwise. Get her shagged next time. I bet she's got really sexy white lingerie, stockings and high heels on underneath her scrubs too because that always happens. They wouldn't lie to us.
Screaming at these incels seething over shaggers
If they cure herpes and aids women are finished.Anyone who actually knows that in the build up to shagging a fit woman you’ll spend either £100 on time or on dates no matter what.£100 gets you a good looking woman to be fuck toy for 30 minutes It’s not rocket science
using the claw
scranning smoked trout
What are women good for aside from sex?
>>220185701still cheaper than a whore no?
>>220185371>>220185512Was the second half of the 20th century just a fluke and actually human civilisation is constant chaos, economic uncertainty, and things going wrong?
Why does 4chan allow groomcords to advertise on their site
>>220185701oppa incel style
booking STD check ups just so people have to fondle my cock and balls
I dislike religious peopleI'm a fedora tipping atheist and I'm not ashamed of it
>>220185730we had a good thing going until billionaires, leftypol, and foreigners ruined everything
>>220185638
bizarre series of posts
Lost weight at 31 and realised I'm handsome and I'm getting way more positive attention from people and finally had sex and everything. Realised that if i was never fat I'd never have wasted my 20s on this site as a bitter incel, I truly was just a fatcel and its so bitter sweet.I still post here because its a comfort blanket of sorts, but I just feel so fucking emotional right now man. Don't even know what I'm trying to express fully.
>>220185774it's a British thing, you wouldn't get it
>>220185739i don't know what that is
The age of the last men
Thats toil over...Now time for a massive WANK! Hahahaha
>>220185797Why post anything sad and not just post good vibes and happiness you horrible little ghoulish freak
>>220185797There was literally a meme on /fit/ and /fa/ called 'fatcel is volcel' because so many fat people have chad genetics underneath.
>>220185821could he not find a better looking girl?
>>220185876Don't know
>>220185821best timmy cud do
>>220185730the 2nd half of the 20th century had at least 3 economic declines that i can think of
>>220185763I think Britain should be a country of religious freedom. Have any religious belief, or none. Respect the right of others to have whatever religious beliefs they want.
>Most offenders in England and Wales who would have faced up to a year in jail are likely to receive no more than a suspended sentence from Monday yookay
>>220184868Nussy
>>220185871This. Thincels are the realcels
>>220185917I think this is a good thing actually
too many incels here recently
>>220185917good time to do sex offences
>>220185797ktim but when I was 26Lament the fact I wasted my early 20s when I could have been shagging
>>220185917
tried watching HBO's 'The Penguin' which everyone tells me is fantastic but a few episodes in it just feels like a bog-standard mob story set in gotham. don't understand the hype
I've got fat genes because my family ancestors used to live in the ice mountains so they evolved to store more fat for hibernation so...
i lost 100lbs and it had no impact on my life
>>220185957i think one is too manysomething needs to be done about these freaks
>>220185821Who is she? What's her @
>>220185988FOY
>>220185966:/
>>220185901timmy won
>>220185993state sponsored gfs
>>220185821what are they in, a fuckin space ship?
>>220186020They're actually doing it all the time until you look at them
I've lost 27kg and my physical and mental health has noticeably improved and my willy's even gotten a bit bigger but I suspect even once I've lost all the weight I want to lose it will still be quite meagre
Tonight's the night.
>>220186021yes, god yes
>>220186020Yes they doWhat an idiotic post
Beers soon
Would you like Snoop Dogg as your uber driver?
>>220186053You must have been a huge fat bastard
just heard the bloke next door open a can
>>220186041It's a van for very important people and celebrities
ealked past an old woman and she stopped me and asked if i knew her daughter. How the fuck should i know lady? Weirdo
Knew a lad who was fat at school and never had a gf and would just mutter monty python lines. Met him at a pub 5 years after school and he looked like Henry Cavill and had an absolutely beautiful gf and his personality was completely different.
>>220186073no he'd probably be high and crash the car
>>220186098might as well get on it yourself ehit's a sign from god
>>220186098Must be grim being a terracecel
>>220186084Gargantuan. Embarrassingly so. Still amWould tell you just how fat but I'm so huge that it's probably doxable info
Go on ladsLets see some posts
>>220186134>it's probably doxable infonot in this fat cunting bastard country
>>220186118me when i get turned into a bladee album cover
>>220186134lol xkeep it up big man
>>220186125it's pretty bad, he slams his doors all the time and it does my nut in
>>220186098My elderly neighbours do those very loud and annoying sneezes and i must saying hearing one at 1am while you pinch off a shit in the dark does tend to aid with getting the rest out
>>220186105inspiring
>>220186118Seen this in the DMT dimension
Likes young men's bumsEating their poo is his pastimeFailing that he'll resort to the men's loosTrans women are women!Yelled down the street in the middle of the dayPeppered with a smattering of smug commentsOr a misquoted statisticLeftypol, that's him.(written by rorke age 11)
you can actually dox everyone from their posts if you know you know
>>220186147
>>220186155Nigga got turned into icedancer
>>220186118
>>220186105Just be confident bro
Between 2011 and 2018, a series of disputes took place about the copyright status of selfie photographs taken by Celebes crested macaques, using equipment belonging to British wildlife photographer David J. Slater. The disputes involved Wikimedia Commons and the blog Techdirt, which have hosted the images following their publication in newspapers in July 2011 over Slater's objections that he holds the copyright. Additionally, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have argued that the copyright should be assigned to the macaque.
You know those Jewish ambulances that got set on fire? Were they just for Jewish people?
lost my v card to an aging pub slag with a voice like a breaking enginebut she had an absolutely INSANE body
howl of shabriri
>>220186255destroy women
>>220186257lost my v card to a Chinese woman 5 years older than meI was used
The ambulances? Jewish yes.Mainstream media? Antisemitic conspiracy.
>>220186245I heard the NYC ones will pick up anyone if someone calls themBut, of course, a camera was on them when the question was asked.
>>220186245dont know
>>220186267
>>220186262screaming lol get it
replied to yourself award>>220186291
>>220186277is it true they have sideways fannies?
I had to have an operation on my loose groin skin because 4 inches of my almost 6 inch cock were buried.
>>220186314Not this timeI watched a video about it on instagram reelsNot everybody is samefagging
mousey won't like itrorke the casbahrorke the casbah
>>220186255cute tum and bum
>>220186341diddy cap award
>>220186323no but they usually never save and thus have an addicting musk
nobody:not even bradley walsh:rorke: celebrate good times, come on
>>220186376holy spaghettioli this is THE MEME of 2026
>>220186360I could rape your tight aussie bottom
>>220186376sc
Anyone remember Joe Weller
lock up the bordersI want them all outunless they're good at corners
*farts in my cupped hands and throws it at /brit/*
>>220186376i cxnt breathe
>>220186393would snap your willy clean off with my arse
>>220186291I don't think they should be just for Jewish people, but even if they are it's a bit fucked to torch an ambulance ennit really>>220186295Google says they help everyone but it could be a lie
rorke belting out we are the champions at the family get together
>>220186399I grew up with him
Back from corner shop. Two energy drinks acquired. Monster ultra paradise and monster blue HawaiiOn the ultra paradise now team
been here 3 months and still dont get who rorke is
>>220186436would love to give you a gentle yet firm bumming
Rorke's spring read
>>220186436if you wanted to suck on a monster you could have just called me
bluds corner shop is in far far away
>>220186412It’s obviously not on but they’re acting as though they were holding multiple cancer and dementia riddled grannies who slowly got cooked to death in thereThe reality is they were empty
it pie night
the rorkes advance
Ella Purnell
>>220186498screm
hey rorke... .......give it a rest will ya
>>220186504
got a rorke post but the market is too oversaturated right now
rorke faking card swipe when it's not a task
rorke
Toil doneOff homeBurritos for teaEarly bed
>>220186504>>220186524Would quite like to put her on a lead and treat her like a dog (that I have sex with because she’s not an ACTUAL dog she just acts like one)
>>220186549cor bubbitos
>>220186539ktim
>>220186504more like poornell
told the toilfu I find her northern accent exotic but I think it just came across as me taking the piss
>>220186558you take that back right the fuck now
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mouse and Tilde are working on an official cover of Three Lions for the upcoming World Cup, to be recorded at the world-famous Abbey Road Studios. Mouse, formerly known as Mousey, is particularly interested in doing this because he is desperate to dispel the myth that he is Scotch.
>>220186567she's squeeing as we speak right now over how her toilbando finds her accent exotic
rorke complimenting a geordie woman's 'rustic tones'
>>220186593should be good, should be good
Rorke taking a shot of pepto bismol because I feel a bit bloated today
really need to ration my spending this week otherwise I'll be broke but I'm also really tempted to spend it all on booze
Ella Purnell is made for kisses
pavedbuilthoused
>>220186593where did the living in Glasgow lore even originate from anyway
>>220186593tilde's fake tranny voice sounds squeakier than a mouse
>>220186593dont put those three lions anywhere near Mousey!
sex activation
>>220184971Go round for a cup of sugar
>>220186637He does live in Glasgow apparently. He moved up from the north with his family as a teenager (wouldn’t say where from)
Walking into the toilfu's office and asking for a cup of sugar
Miss him dearly..
>>220186600shes mancbut yeah I will admit part of the attraction is her being a "bit of rough" as they say, I like to imagine us like Hugh Grant and that pleasantly chubby lass in Love Actually (toilfu is actually quite slim though)
my name is Jean Wankrillard. read my book, Wankulacra and Wankulation
>>220186704first twink deaththen literal death
>>220186704still don't understand how he changed race
Do you think it would be difficult to be a whale or a fish and have to swim around all the time and you can't just sit down and have a camomile tea
>>220186715tried but it was too hard
>>220186656screaming, Moyo must have been fucking kicking himself
>>220186782dunno
>>220186704that laptop is now a first class relic of saint mihai
is it going to rain tomorrow
>>220186815Simply impossible to predict
should I buy this shirt
>>22018681550/50 chance>>22018683650/50 chance
I'm so fucked kid
>>220186815Is Tomasz Schafernaker broken
>>220185475Not a fan of her makeup desu
>>220186782fish can just stop swimming any time they want and just float, they dont immediately sink to the bottom you mong
"I can stop any time I want"t. alcoholic fish
>>220186872More difficult than planting yourself on a chaise lounge surely
>>220186872Many of them have to swim in order to breathe.
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1774253600960290.mp4
whales sleep and they look like stone henge when yhey do
>>220186814we need it for the Museum of /Brit/, we could put it on a plinth in the atrium by the Bradley Wing
>>220186938wut
what an odd race of people
>>220186898sensibly chuckled at this
maybe i want a beerbut maybe i shouldn't have oneit is monday my dudes!
>>220186996>>220186996>>220186996
>>220186938Yanks yet to be supposed in stupidity
windows openfresh air enteringsmelly bedroom de-smelling
>>220186938mad that some people literally just stand there or casually walk around while someone's being shot in front of them
>>220186938this is how yanks say hello
i sell poo balm and poo balm accessories
