St Davids (smallest city in the UK) edish
>>220195214lovely that
so what's her problem?
>>220195214that's my house
>>220195214Needs one million African men
Otro hilo fue mejor. ¡Triste!
>>220195248Don't get it, immigration is down 80% since Labour got in
No hablas mas Español por favor. Tu eres una idiota Amerciana. Perdoné pero estoy cansado
80 days til the world cupare we excited?
>>220195292As yuo wish...
Business Idea: Deep fried Irn Bru
I jus
>>220195325Boycotting it again because of the demented orange paedoBoycotted 2022 (muslim slave state) and 2018 (russia) too
>>220195355Based
>>220195355will you watch the games in Canada and Mexico?
>>220195341Yanks don't know what Irn Bru is, so your flag must be a lie
>>220195389MaybeI also didn't watch the winter paralympics because the IPC let russians back in again
>>220195393I drank it when I visited Edinburgh
>>220195328I was only joking. Speak all the Spanish you want, my great American chum!
>>220195425by my book if they ban both israel and russia it's ok
uno beero por favor
How do I get the cum stains out of the mattress?
>>220195426An educated yank, a rare specimen
Buenoth diath, como ethtath?
>>220195471you're fucked mateif it had just been on the sheets you could have washed thembut a mattress cum stain is really difficult to get outflip it over and hope nobody notices
>>220195471soak with soda water then suck the stains out
>>220195429Necesito mejorar mi español para mi pajarito tu sabes
Got a new laptop, every Steam game the muse pointer goes crazy on its on if l use a controller, mouse or even the touch pad. Tried a bunch of things from google but still not working please help
>>220195534Return the laptop, the trackpad probably has a fault
>>220195214beautiful. i love how the uk is so green
homer bimpson
Farted loudly and woke up the dog who's now grumbling thinks theres someone outside
>>220195558get it paved overget it cul de sac'edget it deanoboxedget it new builtget it retail parkedget it migrant hotelled
My parents met at 20My grandparents were married by 19I've never had a girlfriend, I've been on dates, by 24It's over
>>220195518just once i gotta try homegrown american goyslop with all the chemicals and stuff, probably tastes amazing
>>220195549No it works fine for everything else except playing steam
Trump won't be able to invade Iran until Friday Wow
>>220195603my parents met at 30/31married at 32on the other hand my uncle married his first girlfriend who he met at 16 (she was 15)
>>220195665Lmao bro has autism from that old womb
Sick to the back teeth of flatsharingJust want my own space, is that really too much to ask for?
>>220195696Stop being poor
>>220195696you need to have a scam going like the ethnics
>>220195696The average Anglo-Saxon family in 19th century England shared a room with up to 20 people with his family only being separated by a linen curtainYou have it lucky.
>>220195615What is Australian scran like?
>>220195696realistically the only way to do this before you're 30 is to get a gfington>>220195719no they all live in eight-person dorms
>>220195696historically speaking?yes it is actually
>>220195720mustve been a right pain to have a wank
>>220195696i just live with my parentsfuck living with other cuntswe get along well and do our own thing
poo
wank and then bed me thinksgood night all
>>220195731they just did it in fronr of each other
>>220195471either hydrogen peroxide and baking soda, or get an enzyme cleaner for pee stains
>>220195748must have made it easy to get laid
>>220195598noooo. but i do mean literally green, like the grass is so brightly green compared to here. i always get a kick out of seeing it while flying over
fuck mebrown girls get me so hardtheir eyes and eyebrows, good lord
>>220195794Try draining the soil
>>220195820drain gang
>>220195820yeah, that's what they all say. not falling for that again
>>220195818forgive me hitler...
Mental how the history of Europe for the past 2000 years has been the oligarchy privatising public property and attempting to remove meat and milk from the diet of common people
>>220195818what kind of brown girls?
>>220195818agree
r/outfits is a sleeper hit if you're looking for amateurs wank material
Todo el mundo iría loco si ellos vieron exactamente cómo pengalengers mi 'xican proto realmente fue
>>220195881Low-key that's based
>>220195881good reminder to never post anything on reddit ever
>>220195881i like to wank while swiping and typing on tinder
>>220195708t. The most evil boomer to ever exist
>>220195937I make the odd burner account for tinder wanks
buckfast tonic wine
>>220195965I live 20 minutes away from buckfast
when i get older the ladder is getting pulled up so fast whoevers got a hand on it will fly off garrys mod stylezero bennies, quadruple lock, scores and scores of browns to pay for it working 18 hour days in non-jobs for the tax revenue
What’s the difference between Pakistanis and Bangladeshis?
>>220196009dunno
>>220196009They come from different countriesWhy are yanks so ignorant and stupid?
>>220195937>>220195953tf is wrong with moids
>>220196022They’re both Islamic Jeets so I assume there’s little difference
Soy un arruinar sin mi pequeña china nina
>>220196009bangladeshis are more subdued
>>220196025otherwise i cant be arsed to perform my tinder chores
Doing farts
>Linkedin nigga: Hi anon! Exciting new opportunity for you. £120k!!!!!>me: woah that sounds sexy>Linkedin nigga: Awesome, I'll chat to you on the phone>On the phone: actually it's £45kwhy do thisWHY do this
Wonder if they are actually going to figure out how to live forever Imagine if they force it on the population Terrifying stuff
>>220196075Why do you think nigga
>>220196077im ready to go any day now honestly and im only 30just give me some time to do a catholic last rites and ill be good
>>220196050s
>>220196075if this is codemonkeying then its because the industry is dead and recruiters are for the chopthey're trying to get cvs in and chancing what they've got
>>220196103Yeah same I'm considering ODing on opioids
>>220195238redditor and a (left wing) political sub so ugly, neurotic freak with a healthy streak of narcissism i imagine
>>220196077i want to become an eldritch force floating like a terrible fog through interdimensional space and coalescing on unfortunate planets and wreaking my mysterious havoc among them
>>220195696eat the fucking richrise up and take whats yourssimple as that really
aussies be like "nawr! mawr toime zawrns!"
Me? Around $800 in the bank account. Check to check. Barely meeting rent. No car. Still, love my life.
>>220196174weird freak
>>220196173must be grim being australian when it comes to the internetonly other people you share your timezone with are chinks and japs, can only post on the /brit/ at really early hours or with the 3am schizophrenics/jf's
>>220196193>the 3am schizophrenicsktim
I can`t Believe ..I Can`t believe !!It`s ZestyFodens !!
>>220196193more of a 4am schizophrenic myself
>>220195696i bought my house for fairly cheap a couple years ago, it's an area that wasn't great at the time but now is seeing more and more housing, amenities, etc being built. meanwhile i've invested $30k+ in a new furnace, cabinets, and sinksreckon this is the way to ultimately get a nice place of your own, just have to put up with living in somewhat of a shithole for a bit while you put money into it and the value appreciates
All about the journey and the striving isnt it. Jeffery Bezos wont be happy from another billion. Me? Philly cheesesteak n some head will have me sorted
>>220196227
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar tell me so
>>220196171scream
Why doesn't the west just not commit suicide
>>220196171why did they get him all the way back on the bridge?
all this time I thought it was "perverting the court of justice" not "course of justice"
Love being thin and clean
got 1 (one) friend in real life
car just standing around because i cant afford gas... what´s the UK situation?
>>220196364Font
If I could turn invisible I would just sleep at IKEA
>>220196377you would risk being discovered if you overslept and a workoid touched you
Giving up the slave name me https://youtu.be/v_XOQ2hDPhk
>>220196388I guess
Rowan Atkinson is seventy one years old
>>220196395then they would track you downthe government
>>220196402I'd just turn invisible though
pooing out of my bumhole
>>220196367destroyed by sir energy security
>>220196367petrol up by 20p
>>220196418if they can get the jumpers in the film jumper they can get you I thinkspecial task forcefind evidence of you and develop ways to trap you
first day of my new life starts today
>>220196397that tracks, mr bean is an ancient show, blackadder is even older
BONGS, YOU KNOW BURGERS DESERVE IT >>220196321
>>220196437Good lad
>>220196468nah I like los yankees
>>220196468change the name of the continent
I’d lick the skidmarks out of Emma Watson’s undies.
friends was the original polycule
Mouse utopia
>>220196500doubt she ever has any. period blood maybe because that can surprise a girl
>>220196517All girls have skidmarks. Usually it's just dried pussy grool.t. not Emmayank
okay i'm going to get into bed now but i'm NOT going to sleep
>>220196517They don’t count as skidmarks but all vaginas discharge. Have you never sniffed your cousins knickers and wondered what that yellow~white crust was on the gusset?
does aliexpress sell porn please
Message received. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
>>220196468You’re never getting the Falklands x
>>220196592Bodied that lispy cocorocha
Sorry for being ominous gang
No longer a fan of massive arses
sex
>>220196629why not lad what happened x
>>220196634sex
>>220196643Just like very petite women with pretty faces now. Havent watched porn in more than a year and grown up so probably has something to do with it
>>220196659sex
>>220196720sex
Sex?
>>220196732hate them both
>>220196755Grow up
The ‘berg
>>220196764*grows up*
>>220196769is he a 'bino
Will you lads attend my funeral when I pass away
>>220196745...yh
This bird got me cleaning my whole casa dusting off the top of the fridge
>>220196795i'll send you to it early dickhead x
>>220196795Wouldn't be appropriate for your killer to attend
>>220196825>>220196827alri murderlads
>>220196869ktim
Couple hours of Dragon Quest XI played I like it so far it's fun but nothing amazing. Going bed soon team as I have haircut at 11:00 am tomorrow morning
three englishmen and a load of yanks
>>220196869hey that's me!
ktim
>>220196825>>220196827screaming cheers lads
>>220196892this brand of autism fascinates me
working on my comic
>>220196914Don't believe you
>>220196887Wonder why British rock moved towards a garage sound and left rootsy music behind
>>220196920
>>220196908It's quite funny though. Elaborate posts about wanting to have sex with, be eaten by and married to Pokemon
bit a chuna innit
>>220197000The goyim have gone insane
>>220197000Is that tuna salad?
>>220197000hate articles like this that make us look like retards
Used to have tuna, cheese, baked beans and coleslaw on my baked potatoes
malodorous toad
>>220196892Is that britfeels shippy?
stopped my timer with my extremely fast lightning reflexes
Got the oswald osbourne on
>>220197110>.05not quick enough, you're not neo
>>220195214St. Taffys
Are farts a renewable energy
>>220197178
Brits must be the thinnest skin people on the internet
>>220197268nah
>>220197267is one of the jumpscares mandelson
>>220197277Go cry into your crumpets Cuthbert
>>220197277yeah tho
>>220197286yo cody i just pwned that briddish dude
How long do we reckon Britain has left? A decade maybe
>>220197268LOL not even close, we're one of the few nationalities that doesn't freak out or go on some bizarre schizophrenic rant when you say something bad about ustalking shit about muslims, indians, irish, slavs, south americans, jews, east asians, blacks and meds is a guaranteed bite
melty
Do girls like being kissed in the rain
you barely have to say anything to ginge to set him off just something light like your parents are dead
>>220197268Brits on 4chan seem pretty autistic and easy to trigger
>>220197317yeah
>>220197325Thats tomorrow sorted
>>220197304err yeah sure “mate”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3scCM6xepoFather I didn't really know youMother you are so very far away from me
>>220197321There is a disproportionate amount of British lolcows on this site
>>220197339it's true thoughbeit
name 30 british lolcows right now
>lolcows You belong in a psych ward
milking my lolcows
>>220197339you sound upset
>>220197096nah that's justinrpgamerican autist who wants to fuck Pokemon
>>220197362Sir Arse Bandit
got loads of book to read but i won't be reading any of them
>>220197268not sure about that
>>220197267lmao
>>220197267mad how are jezza is still alive
just read elliot rodgers wikipedia page then opened r9k and saw an image of a bald man putting his entire head inside a womans vagina
>>220197407do they still have the picture of his bloody corpse on there or have they taken that down
>>220197407the old lickaroo
karl you absolute idiot of course there isn't an island where jewish pedophiles rape childrenplay a record!
tesco has whole beef joints for £7 a KG right now lads get in there
might have to go to gay porn sleep in a minute
>>220197359ManlyTears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2-GlOPN67camhradh, samhradh, bainne na ngamhnaThugamar féin an samhradh linnSamhradh buí na nóinín gléigealThugamar féin an samhradh linn
>>220197445this lad's got bad asthma
no one ever talks about the czech republic
>>220197510I went to Prague once
>>220197510I'm always talking about czechia
czechoslovakia should have never split apart
>>220197518do you have a great car?did the bomedian like you?
>>220197518what was it like>>220197522what are you saying about it>>220197539why not
>>220197510>>220197518Same. It's beautiful. Cesky Krumlov is also beautiful
>>220197546I'm saying "and I feel whoa ho, woo!"
>>220197518I went to Prague toothe beer was cheaper than coca colastill, it wasn't great beer, great beer I associate with Britain, Belgium, Ireland
About to read the Compleat Angler. What will I think of it?
I'm getting wise and I'm feeling so bohemian like you
Bit sad how many famous Czechs are actually Jewish
shelagh fogarty
>>220197582um don't know sorry x
As syure as me name is CarneyI'll be off to CaliforneyHwere instead of diggin praitiesI'll be diggin lumps o gold
cars are so fucking ugly
>>220197676It's the Watford Gap, Watford GapA plate of grease and a load of crap
>>220197676Rorke wont like this truthnuke bc wogs o algo
>>220197676>>220197684I met some British guys in a hostel a few years ago and they kept making fun of this other bridge guy for being from Watford Gap, and they nicknamed him "Watford Gap"
So take my handDisappear to a pub that's not Too far from here
>>220197480didn't he cry when he got dumped
nearly vomited just nowdry heaving, because my stomach was already empty
>>220197758that's not goodget some rest x
>>220197758haha legend
Right well it's about time I get round to killing myself then isn't it
@britjeets>>220197775>>220197775>>220197775
>>220197698Fell asleep half way through this boring post
>>220197789no it isn't don't be silly
Dadberg snoring like a hibernating bear
I could pick out Emma’s in a room full of farting women.
got the gaga on x
m'ladsbeen watching the 2023 Revival of Frasier today (first 5 eps)>Pales in comparison to its 1993-2004 predecessor>Just can't get over how pedestrian the jokes are. Proper generic millenial quirk chungus writing - sticks out like a sore thumb for such a witty show.>Despise Frasier's son. First 4 eps are all predictable daddy issues about how Frasier doesn't love him sufficiently cause he's not a clone of him. >Rodney Trotter's entire personality is that he's an alchie nihlist. Seen a million of them in various shows.>Niles and Daphne's son is actually alri in my books, even though pop opinion is that he's the worst part.>Black woman is ok.>Femoid is sexy but nothing much else to her.Why do these "revival" shows always flop? The only two succeses I can think of are King of the Hill & Beavis & Butthead. Mike Judge has the midas touch of course.
*arrives in Milton Keynes*
>>220197815Perfect nap time, seems to be boring fucking bastard hour
rorke jumping for joy
>>220197858why have you done that then
Huge massive day tomo. I'll rise to the occasion. Night lads
>>220197880Who even watches Nutrek to begin with?
>>220197880that run of 1000 trek series no one asked for was bizarre glad its over
>>220197918sleep tight
>>220197927x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXEYEAH
Is it actually a war in Iran or just a special military operation
is it actually /pol/ or did I just get lost on the way there
>>220197963I made a thread on /pol/ immediately after asking the question here on /brit/
>>220197970Found your way back did you
>>220197977I never post on /pol/ tbqh but had to ask that question. My home is /brit/ so I asked the question here first
Do the polish rorkes get confused when they make a /pol/ in /int/
>>220197983yeah fair enoughbut yeah that question is probably going to get you a LOT of hostility over there
>>220197993I've already been Bradley'd by an Australian over there. It's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMwYes, I've got no one around to pull me throughI just need someone to turn to, yes I do!Doing my best just to change my yesterdaysThen there will be no more errors of way!
There are no wars any more, just conflicts and operations and police actions
enjoy redlettermedia videos but only the ones with the 2 guys
>>220198070It's amazing the big one lets the small one live it's like seeing a tiger with a baby goat
Swear to God this isn't in my head. People like me less if I've jacked off within 24 hours of being around them.
Don’t want to shower nowAlso don’t want to shower in the morning
>>220198112well don't put a bog brush in your mouth that would be insane
>>220198126I’m not insane
>>220198112
Noxious expulsions of pooey gas straight from a female backside.
>>220198155piped from her ringpiece straight down your hooter
>>2201981553/10, ugly knees
any British NEETchad still upneed someone to have online SEX with
>>220198222Sorry I'm a neetvirgin
Are you a pussyclart or a rasclart??
i like to think of myself as a bombaclart
I don't like to think
>>220198331Sorry I'm a neetvirgin
>>220198358I love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbbmfB6NZxI
>>220198222asl?
>>220198403I only use british sign language actually
What are we supposed to be doing guys? Need some kind drill instructor
>>220198441right now or in general
>>220198441POST! MAKE POSTS!
just made some bread
Movie.
going mongo retard mode
Anime new then is it
>>220198358more of a rasclart me
NEW>>220198553>>220198553>>220198553
>>220198483when prayer becomes your habit, miracles become your lifestyle
