>>220202070
FIT!

Me personally I come from a family of dole scroungers. The idea of getting a job is completely foreign to me lol

>>220202069
must be on his way to a dick appointment

To be fair to tate he has good taste in cars, the 812 is lush

>>220202069
Does he really just make his money from tips and dodgy business dealings?

rorke developing an interest in ethiopian jazz

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Henry's Council raised a concern that marrying his daughter into Scotland would risk a later King of Scots becoming King of England. Henry replied:

>'What then? Should anything of the kind happen (and God avert the omen), I foresee that our realm would suffer no harm, since England would not be absorbed by Scotland, but rather Scotland by England, being the noblest head of the entire island, since there is always glory and honour in the less being joined to that which is far the greater, just as Normandy once came under the rule and power of our ancestors the English'

>>220202069
If he was a piece of kitchen crockery he'd be Andrew Plate

>>220202099
Do you think he just rents them out for the video?

>>220202101
Had a youtube recommendation for this. Unironically

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>>220202101

>>220202115
If he was related to a great sugar trading family with art galleries in London and Liverpool hed be andrew tate

>>220202128
you're gingernonce levels of weird these days

>>220202099
He makes 99% of his money from idiots who join is “university”

>>220202144
haha x

Ordered a Moccamaster lads, coming tomorrow. No more manually brewing coffee for me de lids

>>220202111
Smart guy Henry VII. No letimate claim to the throne of course but still pretty good king

Sophie Ellis-Bexter sex arse

>>220202069
if he were a dead paddy he'd be andrew gately

>>220202167
He won the big battle, the Lord wouldn't have let that happen if he wasn't legitimate.

gimmicks come and go, but the lads remain the same...

>>220202167
>letimate claim to the throne
Literally no such thing btw

why the fuck do I have to wait for my money to “settle” in Freetrade before I can withdraw it I should just be able to withdraw it whenever the fuck I want

>>220202184
That ans one of Richard III "allies" switching sides half way through

>>220202190
Actually there is and its in law.

>>220202216
Honi soit qui mal y pense, dickhead

how am i supposed to know how many calories in potatoes when there is nutritional information on the bag I thought that was a legal requirement to have

niggas Plantagenet

I'm literally a badger who learned how to use a computer

Mad how some lads don’t have gfs. I’d go mental without having my gf.

>>220202228
stuff your piggy little face, fat boy, and to hell with the consequences

>>220202235
badge the lad

>>220202228
Get some kitchen scales

>>220202216
nonsense on stilts

>>220202249
Ok but that just tells me how much they weigh

>>220202237
bit gay

>>220202237
Same, couldn’t cope being single again nowadays. I’m way too codependent with my gf lol

>>220202235
not mushroom for your kind here pal

I don't wanna Rorke, DJ!
But it's making me feel so nice!

>>220202253
Google calories per 100g

>>220202253
set it to calories, retard

>>220202277
Yeah but how do I know the calories on google are the same for the ones I have? This is why it should just say it on the bag

one last job, this is the big one
our contact is a man in Glasgow, goes by the name 'Mousey'
are you in or out?

>>220202263
not sure that's something to laugh about

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>>220202275

>>220202235
Badgers have poor eyesight. Do you wear glasses?

i hate doing the dishes i hate using my washing machine i hate drying my clothes i hate tidying up

>>220202289
I'm out, I've heard the rumours, I'm not tangling with him for any money.

lads how often are you cleaning out your bellybutton?
never really thought to do it but just had a poke around in there and was shocked at what I found

>>220202289
I live a law abiding life now, but I'll show up at the last minute for old times sake

>>220202287
Honest question: Do you know how to tie your shoelaces?

>>220202287
Rough guide innit. I don't believe you are really counting calories for potatoes anyway

>>220202287
a potato is a potato. there's not a high degree of variance in calories between them
unless there's other stuff on it like oil. In which case, just look up the brand you bought. it's probably in the MyFitnessPal database

>>220202296
Absolute choon that.

>>220202300
you're why beating children should be legal

>>220202237
I think what happens there is they don't actually know what they're missing because they haven't experienced it

spent most of my youth in blissful ignorance loving single life but the second I got affection from a girl I turned into a soppy romantic

Gfs cunt REEKED by the end of the weekend. The kind of stench that when you're hitting it from the back it just wafts directly up into your nostrils and almost puts you off your game.
MENTAL

I Poked Around My Bellybutton, Here's What I Found.......

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>>220202297
'fraid so

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>>220202289

Used to think they take the head off the cock for circumcisions.

>>220202319
have a word with her
you'd want her to say something if you had a smelly willy wouldn't you

>>220202319
Does she not shower? That’s not normal mate

>>220202309
Okay thanks

>>220202319
Sir Fishmonger's Dustbin

all im gone say is if her pussy stank
n he peepee small
dey made for each other mmhmm

>>220202319
The scent of a British rose. Get an Asian gf mate, they’re the bollocks

>>220202302
my bellybutton is by far the stinkiest part of my body, boggles the mind how foul it is in there

sweaty sketty bitches

Sir Smelly Willy

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>one famous painting from Scotland
>an Englishman painted it

What did the blind man say at the fish market?
Hello ladies!

my new hobby is searching for games on howlongtobeat.com and seeing how long it takes to beat them

@britjeets
>>220196723
>>220196723
>>220196723

>>220202354
>Get an Asian gf mate, they’re the bollocks
Think it's the norm for them to be removed now.

what have the biomass been up to lately?

What did the deaf man say at the fish market?
HELLO LADIES!

>>220202380
any intention of playing said games?

>>220202325
Looking good tho x

one pound fish

>>220202394
screamers

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@220202388

>have you ever eaten a veegaan sausage roll

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not worth a wank

>>220202392
Swimming upstream

>>220202354
Asian gf doesn’t count, it’s barely a step up from having an AI gf. All my mates would be taking the oiss out of me behind my back if I introduced them to Pang Pang.

any time I see a white bloke with a non-white gf I assume they just had to settle with whatever

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>it can be cured
>it WILL be cured

>>220202412
sc

>>220202396
nope

>>220202426
Bit racist

>>220202414
90s/2000s British media was wild

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she's beautiful and bogged at the same time. on the one hand I want to see her brutally crushed by a juggernaut, on the other I want to marry her. what a woman

>>220202426
Do you think the same about a non white man with a white gf?

>>220202420
I get that it’s an hypothetical, but I don’t think you have mates when you use the same terminology as that Belgian poster.

>>220202337
I did mention that the room stunk of sex but I'm trying not to be mean
>>220202338
I think she hadn't showered since Friday so by Sunday morning after all the sweating etc it had turned sour.
>>220202354
I like Asian woman but they're few and far between here and also I'm a rorke you see

>>220202448
Did I touch a nerve mate?

feeling anhedonic

>>220202445
begone coomer

>>220202445
Fake arses a grim though

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yo britain yo owe reparations an sheeeit. fuckin 800 years ain't come cheap for yo white ass

>>220202447
no, I think the bloke has done very well for himself and the girl has probably got some kind of baggage

Sat in a coffee shop next to an unveiled woman.
Pakistan has gone incorrigibly woke.

>>220202457
Not at all l, I love my gf more than I care about appeasing my hypothetical racist mates

>>220202476
irredeemably, even

*surreptitiously googles anhedonic*

You think it's all over for me don't you? You think I'm finished

guys with asian gfs always have that 'look'

>>220202477
And I’m sure she love you long time too mate x

>>220202476
stone her

>>220202494
The horror of being loved…

>>220202445
No clue who this is

>>220202476
the east has fallen

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Who got the better deal?

>>220202493
same look that sex offenders have

>>220202493
>glasses
>printed tee with marvel or videogame reference
>out of shape
>balding

>>220202442
bit sad how pozzed everything is

>>220202476
Repercussions if you just decided to "correct" her?

>>220202504
lol can tell this was made by a seething libtard with the inclusion at the bottom right

>>220202476
once had an uber driver complain to me about how divorced women could remarry these days in pakistan
country's gone to pot i'm afraid

if I can’t come with you to Pakistan, Islam is FINISHED

>>220202504
even if you consider the horrible diseases and massacres the Americas got a better deal

humanstein keeps shouting at someone called getoffthecounter

Funniest thing about lads with Asian gfs is they have kids who look mostly Chinese and the boys usually turn out to be nutters like Elliot Rodger

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Me and my wife was thinking bringing our children to see the good old british culture and way of life. Visit a museum, just take the vibe in. However after my wife sent me this I just wonder if this is an everyday occurrence?

https://youtu.be/Tusggvxe4vQ?si=o2EJ1S3OmBBO8zTd

>>220202493
Clavicular fucks asian girls

Favourite Simpsons tree house of horror segment?

>>220202538
reckon cats see us the way jews see goyim

>>220202538
Enjoyed this post.

Boomer prole runtoids coughing and sniffing at work again
Why are they so disgusting?

>>220202522
No mention of the New World sending syphilis and rheumatoid arthritis the other way

>>220202522
50million south americans died. We had more diseases because we had domesticed animals like sheep, cows and pigs. They didnt have them in the americas

>>220202545
yeah mass rioting in the streets is just a normal Tuesday morning here

>>220202545
You don’t have a wife or children

dont give a fuck about space dont care what's out there simply not interested

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>>220202566

>>220202546
we're obviously not talking about the fit ones here

>>220202504
If they put disease down they should put technology

>>220202546
does that have ANYTHING to do with what i said you FUCKING cretin

>>220202554
Because you won't tell them to stop doing it due to cowardice. They would knock you spark out and you'd die (a virgin) on the spot.

mad how aus/nz is allowed to post here for free yet yanks get shit on at any chance. god I love it.

>>220202563
Deano my son

>>220202547
probably the Shinning one, it's so well done

>>220202580
gp

>>220202570
pictured: rorke's jaw en route to the next galaxy

The average American is now fatter than than the average American pig.
Average American male body fat - 28%
Average American female body fat - 40%
Average American pig body fat - 22%

>>220202573
>>220202576
coping angry incels

>>220202570
me on the left

>>220202547
This one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DFJBwZchE

>>220202589
For me? It's where Ned turns out to be satan, that was the cursed donut one wasn't it? Can't remember

>>220202611
I have a gf, hasn't stopped me thinking asian girls are the plan B of the dating world

>>220202566
So you're not interested in 99.9999999999999% of reality

Very close-minded aren't you

>>220202547
Hugo Simpson II, but I also liked the Shining one and the Jerry Springer one

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hallelujah. born again.

>>220202626
I think hes portrayed as Satan in multiple examples but the cursed donut one is kino

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sex

>>220202641
No you don't incel

>>220202641
Glad im not this racist. Just a little racist me

>>220202660
not bad, but basically just a less beautiful natasha kaplinsky

almost guaranteed when i walk past an asian girl with a white bf that she'll make eye contact with me for a second or two, to the extent that i actively ignore them out of pity for the guy
asians that stick to their own tend to be fitter and don't even cast a glance in my direction whether they're with someone or not, much to my chagrin

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>>220202656
Is she um italian? Also why would he share this?

>>220202646
yeah not bothered had the same friends I had since primary school not interested in speaking to anyone else not interested in the rest of the world

RORKE
HOLD ON
EVERYBODY IN THE /brit/ THREAD
COME ON
RORKE
HOLD ON

>>220202661
>>220202663
Timmies raging that real shaggers look at them with their chinky gfs like someone riding a bike with the stabilisers on still

>>220202685
Weird racist incel delusions

A few years ago one of you posted a picture of a town centre and I was in the picture

yer da shops at jacamo

Mental how having a big dick is literally all that matters.

Rorke larping as having a gf so he can spew his weird racist incel venom at asians

>>220202698
Bizarre that you dont see asian people as human

>>220202718
that on your grindr preferences?

britishteahater > Bobbi Hadgraft > Abigail Rudkin

>>220202731
s

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>>220202656

>>220202702
nah unironically, well aware that it sounds like cuck fantasy but it's something i've noticed for years
might be because they've got a white man fetish the same way their bf has an asian girl fetish, so they're happy with any white guy they can get but can't help checking out what else is out there

>>220202731
DONE HIM

kiwis are so long to eat oh my days

>>220202718
Think you underestimate how much people love money

>>220202663
I'm not racist, I'm just honest. Reckon most of these lads would drop the their filipino missus in a heartbeat the second a cute white girl stroked their arm

>>220202751
good post

>>220202747
Really weird that you've spent years obsessing over this you incel freak

>>220202759
better hope i don't mog you infront of your asian gf lad

people who eat kiwi with the skin on aren't right in the head

Rorke having a pin up chart on his bedroom wall of every asian girl with a boyfriend he's walked past and has "supposedly" looked back at him (probably thinking why is this freak staring at me)

i'm a megavirgin

>>220202755
>Im not racist
>asian people are beneath me and a white person would only date one as a back up choice
>asian people have no thoughts, feelings or nuance
I mean it does sound a little racist mate

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never understood why leanbeefpatty got any attention, even for people into muscular girls
she's very unattractive

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>>220202809

Started collecting classic Japanese pokemon cards a couple of years ago. They were relatively cheap because the plebs only go after English sets for their "investment portfolios" (I'm not joking, they genuinely have tickers set up to track the value and keep shit sealed)

Now apparently those same faggots have just discovered that Japanese cards are cheaper and a great "investment" opportunity so prices have been jumping up. Cards that I had on my wishlist that were about a tenner are now 40 or 50 quid and rising.

Can't have SHIT in this world. Christ is king.

yeah today i'm gonna go onto 4chan and explain to people how they're being racist and how that's not cool

>>220202099
He's the posterboy of millionaires invading billionaire spaces.

>>220202823
Coomers

>>220202602
Black women constantly whine about white beauty standards and now this happens and they still whine.
The solution? Arrest all women

>>220202836
tittered

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>>220202823
found this webm of daisy ridley deadlifting when I was going through the old HDD the other day

>>220202823
She cute

>>220202868
and is there a reason you've replied to me with it?

blue waffle

>>220202880
it's adjacent to the discussion of gym women

if you need anything else explained just let us know mate x

>>220202853
>Black
mhmm

>>220202880
thought you’d like it jesus no need to be a cunt about it

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>>220202823
she's got a nice bum and used to look a fair bit better. dunno if it's something she takes or she's just shit at styling herself

>>220202901
You got done in LOL

>>220202908
Aging is a thing

remember last call to get in reasonable shape now lest you spend all summer wearing hoodies and baggie clothing to hide your offputting belly

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>>220202868
tragic that all of her gym videos were lost to time when yanks made her delete her instagram

>>220202908
Want her to squeeze my head with her thighs

>>220202901
not into muscley women just found that video on /fit/ and posted it for additional context x

>>220202898
tangental maybe, not adjacent

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Have you seen Hayley?
The 16-year-old was last seen in Armstrong Creek around 9:20am on 19 March.

>>220202943
nah but i'll keep an eye out in my incel hovel in case she passes by

>>220202925
I have gyno so no point even trying. Just a waste of time.

>>220202931
would berry my face in her arse and inhale every poo particle

>>220202943
Why do so many Australian teenage girls disappear. Suspicious

I'm 20 stone (was 25 last year)

no rock and roll for me that's the devil's music

>>220202931
yeah I was trying to find the original video of her deadlifting a few months ago but discovered it was gone from her instagram. And of course all the articles that were written about it in slop online gossip mags just linked the fucking instagram so for all intents and purposes that video is lost to time, were it not for my webm on the old HDD

>>220202989
This year you'll be 26 and still be 20stone

Nervously pooing again

>>220202989
Are you the lad yesterday who said posting his weight would be doxxable info

Rorke attending his local art gallery

>>220203044
*waddles away*

Whatever happened to Henry Cavill??

Would just like to announce that me and Elle Fanning shall be getting married this year

rorke vs leftypol doesnt hit like it did back in the halcyon days of the corbyn era

was a sense of proper jeopardy then, felt more evenly balanced, a certain magic was in the air

>>220203091
Congratulations

>>220203081
Painting warhammer in his london mansion while his beautiful wife sucks him off i imagine

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>>220203091
well that's not true is it because she's already married to me

>>220203081
He's guarding the lore :sunglasses emoji:

any invertebrate man in?

>>220203124
Nopes

keep meaning to buy sunglasses then forgetting then a sunny day rolls around and I'm stood outside squinting

what I want is to find a nice secluded sunglass rack in a supermarket and be able to try a few pairs on without feeling like someone is looking at me. If I go to an actual glasses shop they'll hang around and ask me if I need help with anything.

My newly purchased first home has stagnated and has been stuck on a 22k increase for 3 months now. I'm never leaving this place am I

>>220203145
can't wear sunglasses without feeling like a cunt and getting embarrassed and taking them off

not me putting the plate in the bin and food in the sink
suuuuuuch a clumsy slut

Ling Ling admiring the cut of my Next jeans

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yep, definitely seems like the reason

>>220203145
>>220203165
mad how you can immediately tell if someones an incel

A 36 year old who looks 17

>In the 1990s, Trainspotting’s main character battled a heroin addiction. But in the 2026 musical adaptation at the West End, he will be addicted to social media.
>In a move to portray the modern world’s “bigger problems”, Irvine Welsh will broaden the story to include addictions to “food, the air we breathe, the internet and mobile phones”.
ooooo I can't wait!!!

>>220203153
Utter shambles. Boomers got it all

Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach.

>>220203183
from time to time you do meet a pitbull that's just a big softie. I live near a council estate povvo zone so quite often see lads out walking their pitbulls and honestly a lot of them are very chilled out.

obviously I wouldn't leave a baby or other dog around one but I do concede that on their own, nice pitbulls do exist

>>220203183
translation: didnt brutally knot the female owner

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>

>>220203218
mousenonce: the musical

>>220203234
They could have just straight up not named him adolf

>>220203165
i felt cool but in the mirror i just look like a blind homeless man

>>220203218
bet he won't even be Scotch

>>220203252
i didnt realise she was that munted

>>220203236
yeah, but rorkey needs to meme

>>220203252
She looks a lot better without the clown paint on her face

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Ella is missing.
The 15-year-old was last seen at North Shore Railway Station around 7.55pm on February 20.

>>220203280
No she still looks ugly

>>220203252
timmy’s crush LOL

>>220203292
I disagree

>>220203304
You are wrong.

>>220203317
It’s an opinion I can’t be wrong

>>220203252
Wish she kidnapped me

>>220203331
>>>/tv/

>>220203331
it doesn't spark joy

>>220203331
Looks about 70

>>220203331
why's his skin a different colour from his skin for then yeah?

crystal castles pon de stereo

those were the days back in the early 10's didnt know how good we had it, then the music died x

hate how young people talk these days. genuinely find it attractive when a woman is well-spoken because of how increasingly uncommon it is

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are you amazed?

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>>220203385
he's wearing a rubber muscle suit. He's off the gear these days for health reasons.

>>220203333
yes you can and you are

gf strumming herself to the thought of me posting on /brit/ and occasionally some other blue boards

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>why's his skin a different colour from his skin for then yeah?

>>220203430
rorke rolling in his grave

my left knee hurts and feels stiff, I hope it's just muscle fatigue from all the walking yesterday and not another meniscus problem

>>220203430
Fucking hell

>>220203400
like this and like that

>>220203430
This guy looks pretty overweight for that

>>220203463
walking to and from the post office and conscription office yeah?

>>220203430
looks fucking shit for 23

>>220203509
Esl moment

>>220203509
too much time in the sun

so everyone on /biz/ are liars right?
like when they talk about having millions

>>220203400
there’s a girl i used to talk to but now she doesnt even say hi after i told her i wanted her to be my baby (this is real IT"S OVER

bird at work who has been overweight since I started there 2 years ago has lost a lot of weight since the new year and has an amazing shape to her these days, waist, hips, thighs, calves

she's not someone I ever speak to though so I can't just be like "you're looking fantastic, keep at it". Also her boyfriend works in the same building so I doubly can't say anything.

>>220203562
ok

its national puppy day! :3
I need trainer and clicker :3
>>220203544
yes they are jeets getting paid $0.003 an hour or 14 year olds

>>220203562
ok

>>220203463
Yesterday I asked you what you thought of the video game series STALKER but you didn't respond

I would very much appreciate a response. Thanks.

>>220203562
ok

The Asian Fanny

>>220203562
she will cheat on him soon with a yute
lil timmy thought his investment will work out LOL

WHY is it still fucking cold

>>220203591
Get out of here stalker

>>220203587
Shame…

>>220203605
wow poster another dogshit low effort post about racemixing again. +0.003 raheets to your bank account as you jerk off to this reply (1 in 100 event)

>>220203612
this is your only life btw
you're not getting another one
really want to spend it doing this?

>>220203616
nuclear winter lad. bombs have blocked out the sun

>>220203562
thought you were talking about an actual bird for the first bit
was picturing some bloke watching the pigeons on his breaks

>>220203627
I’m Japanese

>>220203612
wow another dogshit low quality racebait post with avatar

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>>220203639
not allowed to touch those birds either

>>220203643
konichiwa dude

>>220203629
all those months encouraging her to work out just for her to end up in peckham

>>220203643
unit 273 experiment result dog

>>220203658
repulsive idiot

>>220203658
with del boy and rodney?

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER GRIND

need a pet bird

>>220203673
paying for her gym membership too yeh

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>>220203680

thought I had a virus for 2 days because trying to open task manager would open it on the other monitor, which is broken, so I couldnt see task manager

>>220203677
scrim

my gf is a syrian christian with a fat arse and a sexy little grippy innie fanny

>>220203714
yeah how about dem hairy arms x

get it made

>>220203732
nah she even got her twat lasered

wow another dogshit low effort race bait post

uhhhhhh, get it made rorke?

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>>220203714
Okay but you’re actually a virgin who rarely leaves his mums house

Nervously checks the thread count. Um lads...

>>220203745
bet it looks like 5 o clock shadow now LOL