Miley Cyrus editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24IzvSf0C_I
>>220209485looks like florence PEEE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaEtunage
much to think about
rorke
hey y'all
>>220209519keep my name out of your mouth
I literally want to kill myself I don’t even have £1000 to my name
bitches be like "it's dark romance"nigga you are reading RAPE PORN
Sir Keir Makes a Difficult Phone Call Cold Openhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI1Lzi1ufOQ
>>220209485thanks for the new. good girl
>>220209485Great American Tiny Timhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0O2Y9xto4
>>220209577
/brit/ is the only general on this board that doesn't have regular anime posts
>>220209554what you have is freedomyou can move to bora bora and pick seashells if you wanted to
>>220209572rorke's mum with his mate
>>220209572what's that gadget in her ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_8RTl3Hggc
>>220209596I couldnt even afford the flight over mate
>>220209577don't find her cute since i realised she is bald and just wears a wig
>>220209605she's a businesswoman in the story
corke porke dorke gorke xorke worke
>>220209591yunoposter exists
But you dream Rorke... Your simplicity long ended, when you took up anime games and series, and you thickened your holdings with ready meals... Because you have fallen in love with all the things in life that destroy men... do you not see... and you, as well as I, know, that as the year decline and the memories stale and all your great posts fade it will always be remembered, you met your wife in Southeast Asia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4OS17lqHiE
new fun game: "poo plonkers"
pig rorke = porkedog rorke = borkenerd rorke = dorkecutlery rorke = forkeenglish city rorke = yorkenorth korean rorke = norke
crimson and clover
rorke codes in nothing but c because it's based or something
>>220209705AI generated loli porn
status: rattledlife: ruined
>>220209596no you can't, you would not only have to get a job in the EU it would have to be one of like two dozens jobs that exist for europeans in Bora Bora and I imagine they are highly skilled and sought after.Toyed with the idea for a while and you could probably pull it off somewhere in the northern midwest US or Canada where your accent wont set off alarm bells for law enforcement
>>220209686alcoholic rorke = corke
How’s Liverpool in the spring
invader zim rorke = sporke
i just know if i go and try and get my haircut next week he'll be closed for easter and i'll have to use the turk barber again
>>220209723google search is the other tab
>>220209774screamnigga got earthworm jim for a penis
>>220209774
rorke and leftypol been up to anything lately?
>>220209774macabre post
right well
a lot of terrible things about my life but at least my dick doesn’t look like that
W-wa-waa-waa-what
how do you even shag with a cock that bent
>>220209818don't believe you, get your willy posted
Thanks for being my friends for 2014, lads. I'd be dead without /brit/and that's a fact3
>>220209841How long do you get banned for?
>>220209863<3
>>220209863Those rabbits are adorableMore of this Jeff and less of the other nonsense
>>220209644You understand that is all black women with straight hair right?
>>220209863Why would you be dead
>>220209863wholesome post
>>220209806racing each other up and down the stairs on all foursrorke stumbling and fallingleftypol wiping away rorke's tears and kissing his scraped knees better
>>220209905Shut up liar
Porn gives me a reason to live
Need to get bummed
HUUUUUH
>>220209921>up and down the stairs on all foursnever tried going down them that way, only up. will give it a go and report back soon
>>220209921lovely post
>>220209906Tigrayan liberation army is launching it's offensive in Akar next week, expect Geoff and his family to be sent to concentration camps
Drinking my goy syrup
>>220209965soyjak this fool!
gary baldy
Need a drug that’s got the least downsides to itI would say benzos but i hear they’re horrific to get off of
Rorke snatching up all the cheese strings from the reduced shelf at co op
>>220210018black tar heroin
managerberg check in tomorrow. need to come up with a reason why i never show up to the office
>>220210043s!
>>220210054>need to come up with a reason why i never show up to the officemental health
Personally I find sex acts and both genders utterly repulsive
>>220210018coffee
>>220210074nah that's just going to pile more shit on
>>220210054you watched office space and had your life changed
>>220210091hs
>>220210018fentanyl unironically
herbie hardcock
>>220210018Working out
Catberg out shopping
>>220210106rare good yank post
nobody:not even a single soul:rorke: baking soda i got baking soda
>>220210098true but i watched Office Space like 10 years ago so
>>220210106get us a pack of munchies lad
>>220210106ai, cats arent bigger than trollies
>>220209554cringemaxxing
>>220210120ssc
ALISON MOYETSHUT YER FUCKING MOUTH
you. you're my poo slave.
>>220210120scr
>>220209986I’m new I don’t know the lore
baking soda i got baking soda here. see. nobody cares
nobody:literally nobody:toby: i want POL to leaveleftypol:mikey:sir keir starmer: i will be importing many more niggersrorke: im on that good kush and alcohol
>>220210172rorke decimated
Rorke's 4-Chan account ma'am.De-activated last month.
From the 1000s-1800s it was normal for very wealth families and royals in Britain to hire a poor boy to wipe their arses after they shit, and to hire a poor boy to be whipped and beating on behalf of their own son whenever he misbehaved.
>>220210181yelping
>>220210181
nary an atom:rorketh: reece's puffs reece's puffs
If I speak the truth I am in trouble
you stick your tongue in a burrito and all of a sudden people think you're nuts
>>220210234
rorke: let me rorke your body til the break of day, dance with mehis jewish gf: talk to me goy
Bret Hart, more like Bret FART
Some Might Say (That Me Mam and Me Sister are the Same Person wallah)
gymtoil complete
>>220210280scr
>>220210283
>>220210018Jesus Christ
Might watch The Capture now desu. Not even a rorke but the idea that FOI requests make you a terrorist or of "4-chan accounts" as the BBC put it is funny.
>>220210279it was a gay magazine
what does rorke think of gymskin then?
>>220209863I must remind you Jeff that 4chan is a terrible website full of terrible people, with only fleeting moments of wit and humour. I hope you are able to find decent people in real life to spend time with. That would be a much better outcome than spending time here.
>>220210280I'm white and ngl I'd have a monobrow like that if I didn't shave it every morning Would've been kinder to put me to sleep in my youth
rorke: baggy trousers
>>220210279
enjoy the 'nobody: rorke:' gimmick
>>220210181>kushGood song thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuJDaOVz2qY
>>220210320is that a pokemon thing
>>220210320too old for that
Alanis Morrisette has died
>>220210328Looks like a place where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a blowjob.
I'm the leader of the /brit/ gang I am
>>220210364ironic
>>220210325dunno how to make friends though. graduating uni in 2 months and i havent had a proper conversation since my last year of 6th form, and my last hug was in year 10
>>220210364NOT funny!
>>220210388>dunno how to make friends though.yes you do. you're just a pathetic self-loathing man of inaction too scared to do anything. grow up dickhead
>MorrisetteIs this the French version of Morrissey?
>>220210320rorke went out and tried to drop the shoulder to impress a girl but spilt his drink over her
>>220210377>I'm the leader of the /brit/ gang I am
>>220210373It's his 4chan Gold Account, have to it directly from hiro
93% of small boat arrivals are adult men.Only 7% are women and children.
no one:not a soul:nary a pupper:not even rupert lowe:leftypol: the cancer is terminalrorke: daylight come and we wan go home
>>220210364get in
>>220210421yet another thinly veiled racist post
>>220210421why are you telling this thing to us
>>220210421>93% of small boat arrivals are adult men.and leftypols on his knees at the beach sucking off every one of them as a welcome gift.
>>220210448>>220210451It's just an innocent factoid
15 minutes with pooOh, I wouldn't say no
>>220210463So is Rorkes mum
>>220210388gain a clue
rorke telling his mum it wasn't gay porn it was a repeat of it ain't half hot mum on bbc2 even though bbc2 was showing escape to the country at the time lol
really rattled him with that one, didn't i?
Yer da eats poo
hes going to be like this all night. one day he'll stop posting here and we can be sure he's killed himself. this is not the behaviour of a happy person
>>220210495s
Personally struggle to see how radical Islam and LGBT rights are mutually compatible x
*on Stars in their Eyes, doing an impression of Harry Belafonte that is both gay and racist*jump in de line, rock ya body in time
rorke when the based and redpilled reform babe ascends the podium
>>220210509Yer ma eats poo
>>220210018Modafinil, Phenibut, Microdosing LSD, DMT, Peyote, 43-CARB-POSCR
>>220210527Islamism and homosexuality are deeply intertwined, have you never seen Lawrence of Arabia?
rorke going through london muttering charlton heston to himself
>>220210582>have you never seen Lawrence of Arabia?I have not. Good bit of Arabian bum fun is it?
well that's a little lego wankbot isn't it
>>220210509nah mate the mid-30s 4chan addict spending 16 hours a day making ocd ritual posts is definitely very happy
*begins ethereally floating and chasing you around the thread*
The satisfying downfall of Rorke
poo rorke
might need to go to big tesco to get some supplieswent to sainsbergs last week and was NOT impressed with their offeringsthink tesco wins my heart for selection, aesthetics and price ngl
>>220210495alri leo varadkar
>>220210574Rorke proceeding in non-ideal conditions and failing miserablyLeftypol making a shitty mess despite ideal conditions
rorke's mum finding his lego fleshlight
im a soulful whiteboy
leftypol eating his medjool dates
poo rorke poo
>>220210325Who cares? It's over
bastard rain ruining my prospective incelgrimage
no one:rorke: garlic bread
rorke poo
>>220210539posted it again award
might have to turn the light on
poo
lidl = scumholealdi = slightly better scumholesainos = posh scumholemorrisons = alrighttescos = the one and only
a powerful secret version of a wankunknown to the uninitiated
Open borders for pissrael
I'm an M&S man
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!RAAAAARRGHHH!!!
>>220210758what about asda
>>220210758what about asda pleasewhat about asda i must know please
>>220210781ktim, every single day
>>220210758what of asda?
>>220210777didn't asked you
>>220210777can tell by your chinos
>>220210782asda = scumhole with facilities
FUCK HORSES
>>220210815right where i belong then
the gfs pooey bum hole
>>220210800used to be ok before those jeets bought it
I'm sure we can all agree
moment of silence for all the rorkes who couldn't take it anymore
Our current king once said he wish he were a sanitary pad in leaked private messages with his now wife.State of this country.
>>220210827need a step stool for that
the new bladee is midhe should quit!!
where the fuck is everyone and what are they doing
just so you know after 25 it is impossible to make friends unless you’ve got a friend to introduce you even then it’s difficult
the worst thing about asda is the shitty music they play over the speakers
putting morrisons over asda is insane they're always scruffy and full of people on crutches with deformed legs
his name is rorke, his room's a mess,leftypol's always wearing a dress,they meet on /brit/ to hash it outwhile mousey unleashes a feral shout.polshit polshit, the mouse intones,the polshit debate quietens as he moans,he's angrier, angrier than ever he's felt, heproceeds to have another classic melty.so the thread is saved from polshit abuseby brave mousey's hatred of newsposts he sees as secret polshit,safe under mousey's hissyfitis the hallowed hall of /brit.
>>220210887nothing just chilling
>>220210890>it is impossible to make friendscould of just left it at that tbqh
>>220210890It's impossible after 18
>>220210895always a fucking mess in there
>>220210879nobodys gonna say it but we all know what needs to happen
>>220210895>full of people on crutches with deformed legsleftypol rattled
>>220210899poor meter, not really acceptable
bloke who served me at lidl the other day looked like he was a homeless alcoholici felt unsafe in there
hmm yes... the little grey cells tell me you are a nigger?
>>220210915this. unless the people at toil arent complete drones, youre utterly fucked
leftypol falling in love with an escort
>>220210940sc
always see fitties in sainsburys so i just go in there
TUNEpraise God!
>>220210937no, the meter works
there isn't a morrisons or waitrose within an hour or so of here, never been.
I trusted you and you've betrayed me. I can never trust you again
>>220210890I have not made not even a single friend since I lil' me was around 6 rorke.
[Rorke will remember that...]
>>220210968go both the next town over
>>220210965Nah
Giant house spider just climbed up my leg and into my bum
coop is a complete shithole, and every single person that works there is a jeet. havent seen a white employee in any of the stores ive had the misfortune of going into
>>220210940What do you mean he served you. Like at the deli counter?
>>220210990Why not?
>>220211006now rorke has a housemate
>>220211006bet that feels nice
>>220211006spider eggs in your bum as an early easter present
I TRUSTED YOU.
rorke joining a discord server to meet new friendsleftypol grooming him into trooning out
there's a buzz lightyear toy in here
hmm yes... how ponderous
Stretch the limits!
>>220211053You joke but I got groomed on here when I was younger
kizza incoming
>>220211060
>>220211012no at the checkout
quirked up white boy
Hair spiders !!
seen some odd posts on /hc/ where women put flashlights up their bum holes
havent done an autism fly in microsoft flight sim in a while.dubs decides my route
homealoneeveryfridaynight
>>220211103*fleshlights my bad
i have a lucas the spider and he's pretty cute
>>220211114Cardiff to London gatwick
>>220211114Kyiv to Tehran
>>220211114Dunedin to Reykjavik
>>220211141I have arachnophobia
If I were a yank I might've joined the FBI to learn their most classified secrets
living in a caravan and working fulltime seems like a good way to save money
Fuck lads, 4 months sober and I relapsed tonightHave work in 2 hours, and I spent something like $250 on cam girlsIs it rope time
fuck is this weather playing at
>>220211210Would jump off a bridge before living in caravan like a gypo personally
>>220211225death grip nibbas such as myself could not relate to this
>>220211210probably, but you're also living in a caravan like a freakjust live with your parents
>>220211214just call in sick and what is 250 dollarydoos in real money about £50
>>220211239Just take it in stride and think about the late Queen
if someone told me they lived in a caravan i would instantly assume they are a nonce
>>220211185honestly me to tbqh but lucas is cutehttps://youtu.be/yNxwIgPC26Y?si=XnyxTAtpAuWWHYkD&t=53
Wish the toilfu would show some skin ffs
There's people living on riverboats.Imagine saying "yeah I live on a boat". Mental.How do they shit? How do they play video games?
>>220211256what if parent's arent an option
Lol my dad lived in a caravan for a few weeks when my mum divorced him
>>220211208The CIA is more fun
drinking water
‘kizza munchie box is officially ON THE WAY
ate konjac noodles as part of dietblattfarts smell like there is a salmon decaying in my rectum
>>220210325Same as the real world. Normies also supply almost zero banter.
>>220211208You need a degree I checked
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Keir Starmer.
And what if I joined the Chinese secret intelligence agency?
just wish there weren't any of them about
As his knot inflates to its full size, maybe that's why it feels to rorke like his soul is being shot from a gun. Straight through his dick and into leftypol's belly, with leftypol the one to pull the trigger while rorke tastes the metal of a phantom barrel in his empty mouth. Rorke's never seen anything more stunning that leftypol pushing his own limits, pushing rorke's at the same time without even intending to. And this gorgeous, sexy, fucking knot-addicted cumslut idiot has rorke's knot lodges just shy of his teeth.
>>220211208gonna knock on mi5/mi6s door and ask them to hire me as a 4chan spy. already spend all day here, might as well make some money doing so
>>220211294why would it not bewhere did you grow up
salem alikum.is your country still habitable?
>>220211361um
>>220211368seagulls?
Everyone here is an undercover agent apart from YOU
>>220211372yeah I'm sure there's lots of demand at mi5 for uneducated spackers who've never had a job
right well that's a strange and fabricated post about rorke and leftypol made by a deeply unwell man
>>220211306i found out a while ago that my dad got kicked out of the house by my mum for a year when i was a child then she let him back eventually
>>220211342google says you're in for a world of stomach pain and possible bowel obstruction
>>220211404watch it cunt, i have a first class economics degree from kings college (still unemployed 2 years after graduating)
How does a blowjob feel like
>>220211443ask ur dads
>>220211422very much in the stomach pain part now
>>220211447ask them what? the three of them are at work rn anyway
>>220211369
>>220211443honestly not as good as you would thinkfar less friction than your handbut it's the psychological and visual aspect of it which turns you on
i have a phd in freakonomics (the sex)
wonder what it's like being biologically female
>>220211443tastes weird
>>220211471whats canada like these days?
>>220211443fun but can make your jaw sore and sometimes triggers your gag reflex depending
im a stupid nigger me like lol
>>220211514not sure you're doing it right
>>220211538the pepe that saved lives
hi everyone
>>220211456looks like it may take a few days. sounds awful, hope you feel better soon
>>220211559hi, hows your day been
Imagine if voting were restricted to just people of an IQ over 120
>>220211576not very eventful but okay i suppose x
imagine if voting were restricted to just /britfeel/ and /epl/
the black steer laughs
>>220211591racist postdo better
>>220211630>>220211630
>>220211504i wish i could get out of the city and find out
