penalty edition
>>220219990>.png relatedI actually own a copy of that image, I could have made this same exact thread if I had wanted to. That's crazy, huh?
>>220219990I hope you fire the /brit/ janny still but besides that can you not see >>220219977>>220219917these posts (avatar/signature) constantly trolling outside of /b/, and is well-known to be (yet another) persona of the parasite and problem with the thread/board, extending to this thread last thread, and stop letting them do it? nobody comes here to see a pretendy tranny call the thread "team" because I say "forum" and talk to themselves attentionwhoring for no reason or gain other than to exist as another persona out of 20 others for himthis is a part of solving the parasite problem in brit as another persona and will be ongoing to take another one of his outlet/avenues or tools he uses against the thread (the one that you are paid to maintain and dont and now see /cum/ be affected by all of it)
official tree of /cum/>Their dense clusters of white blossoms are conspicuous in early spring, with an odor often compared to rotting fish or semen.[10][11][12][13]
time for hockey :)
What would you do if you only had 1 week to live?
>>220220409repent
Just showered
>>220219990Wypipo think dey dog is dey kid
accomplishments at 22:graduated hs8 inch penisbeat alien soldier
Found my mom's spicy doritos, now if only I can learn where she keeps the cranberry vodka
Never measured my meat but it fills my hand well enough so I'd assume I'm average or at least slightly below
my penis is pretty small
Burgers and fries for lunch today
My biggest gaming achievement? Getting every ending in Shadow the Hedgehog
>>220220370>>220220786What is this, opposite day?!
Burgers and friesBurgundy eyes
>>220220409sit
Downed a liter of water like it was nothing
>>220220051For me, it's Ginkgo biloba
i'm 31 and moms gonna lose the house and split from her husband because they lost their jobs in the past year or two and shits been stressful and i dont know whats going to happeni probably should have gotten a fucking job and moved out in my 20sif my mom moves into an apartment or shitty housing and i move there with her it will be the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>220220866That's rough there
Ethiopian-Israeli musicThis was song of the decade in the 2010s in Israelhttps://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=ITDLT8ZDczJQMF2O
I am the Lizard King.I can do anything
>>220220866Jason-esque situation
Will I ever find a woman who will let me suck her toes
It's not that deep, bredren
>>220220918yes
>>220220918Zoomie girls love that freaky stuff
interesting how we just silently moved to this thread
>>220220950It was linked at the very bottom of the previous thread, wdym?
>>220220834Where would you sit?
Mom's taking me somewhere at five in the morning tomorrow to meet with a "doctor", talk about "things", and "sign some papers"
Alot or a lot
>>220220975Sounds suspicious. You shouldn't sign those papers.
>>220220942>licking toes>freakyTime for bed, unc.
>In 2016 during the running of the London Marathon, blahpipo at one station showed up to steal all the bottled waterLol only Africans would think to steal water
>>220221053It is freaky. I wouldn't want to lick a girl's toes. I'd rather lick her ass or pussy, unironically
>You must let scrotes teach your daughters and sons>Don't question why
>>220220866Kek this is a good pasta
>>220221005Idiot or youdiot
>>220221053I ackchually wrote 'fake freaky' but then deleted the word fake because I didn't feel like explaining it in a subsequent post but I sort of am doing that now so that was all for naught.
>>220221065everything is positioned the right way to begin with. have sex with her vagina, play with her breasts, kiss her lips.
>>220221070Scrotes? Socrates?
If licking toes is fake freaky than what's true freaky
>>220220968idk. chair I guess. maybe a couch. I'm not above sitting on the floor though if I have to
Gonna smoke some weed and probably play some video games, what about you?
>>220221098Eating poop
>>220221098Licking your own toes.
>>220221101watching live music on youtubehttps://youtu.be/PmU9vtEXBF4?si=EWxGNrfRx6RPr6XsI saw this band open for Alvvays a few years ago, I had never heard of them before and was quite impressed, now I like them almost as much as AlvvaysAlso I'm high
>>220221085well it gave us a great gif.
>>220221101I will read some manga and then go to sleep
>>220221111As a footfag I never liked it when girls would do that in videos. I never liked it when they licked other girls toes either because I'm highly doubtful there are any women who are actually into it
>>220221135Now imagine what it's like to be a scatfag.
Might upgrade my velcro wallet soonMaybe I'll get one of those ridge wallets
>>220221141Guten tag
>>220221141I will not imagine that
Did you see that new Pokemon trailer
I am, spiritually, emotionally, mentally speaking - located in Spokane, WA.
Let us ponder the mysteries of nothing ever happening...
>>220221186Nuclear war WILL happen eventuallyand then it will truly be over
>>220221174Useless game since I don't have that Pokémon storage app or any switch era games to trade Pokémon too it from
Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips
>>220221193Of all the things that nothing ever happens, that will nothing ever happens the most
ate too much ice cream award
9/11 would've been considered an actual happening on 4channel
Would you say American and Canadian cultural identities are converging or diverging over time?
>>220221245canadians are like redditors
>>220221240>nearly 3000 deadThat really is a happening, not like 4 people dying in a mass shooting
>>220221247Does that make America 4chan?
>>220221247Canadians are more like Punjabis these days
>>220221255It's more than 10,000 dead if you count all the people who later died of cancer from the clouds of asbestos
>>220221225I simply disagree. Humans love killing eachother. It is inevitable that someone, at some point, will launch a nuclear weapon. Or a glitch will accidentally launch one
>>220221282At least you guys sent millions of brown people to Hell afterwards, unfortunately instead of just nuking them Israel conned you and the rest of us into the GWOT.
>>220221295As long as it's India v Pakistan that's perfect
peace & love
I had a crush on a Pakistani girl but she turned into a bpdemon overnight
>>220221332
Damn this general is dead as fuck today
Actually fucks me up knowing that we're going to have to deal with the energy crisis that America caused. Hopefully Alberta making bank will help out in the long run.
any gym maxxing geekcels here
You will watch Fishtank and buy the season pass
women are weird af
https://youtu.be/3cgq0OWrsdI
>>220221390no sam hyde tho why should i watch jet neptroon
you faggot niggas STEADY on that boolshit it's why I can't fuck wit ch'y'all. crusty ass niggas steady talm' 'bout gettin' in another nigga's ass n shit. straight up
Currently sitting outside and wearing my mosquito armor (a hoodie, pajama pants, and socks)
why the fuck is there 2 /cum/ threads???
>>220221424Stupid idiots used the foreign pedo one
just updated my filters
more like Wish (you guys would shut the fuck up about it) Tank
>>220221422Currently sitting inside wearing my women armor (a hoodie, no pants and socks)
>>220221497you will never be a real woman
I'm gonna get drunk in the bathtub tonight.
>>220221510Unlike brazilian men here we don't dream of becoming women
>>220221510I think he's saying it's armor that repels women
IWNBARW
>wake up at 1am in the freezer>gargle piss
When I would have my yuri fantasies, I would put on my little sister's panties and dance around in them.
>>220221569Ain't no way she's eating all that
Cheese is priced
Sometimes I wonder if I was running for some political office if my love of ebony interracial porn would hurt or help me in the polls if it got leaked
>>220221640Reckon it'd help you in majority brown areas
>>220221640Black women would unironically like that, unless you're like a hideously ugly ogre tier White man
>>220221658>racially objectifying these women for his own self-gratification >black women would like thatoof! you could use a sensitivity sesh
>>220221658>>220221692Not to mention that watching porn on its own is a big ick
>>220221692>kink-shaming his deconstruction of eurocentric beauty standardsTotally not cool and totally not valid! Do better!
>>220221700ted cruz liked a porn tweet a few years ago, but he still gets re-elected every single time.
>>220221696What are those big waterballoon looking things on her torso? The things pepe is embedded between
>>220221735Tumors
>>220221426kek imagine not postin' in breadberg because if the flagmake big deal out of nuffinksplit the breadberg makes em both slow. whats the point actually dumb. if i had known somewun was garn mek anudda breadberg i woulda deleted minewhy coz im not inti dat pett shudd like these yank bitches. i relly dint care, i just make the breadberg coz no wun else wasyall yanjs are dumb af ******
The delegates dahnald
>>220221569state of the.intermet
I think pizza is good
>>220221739Wtf, RIP
>>220221735Seems to be some sort of exocrine glands surrounded by fatty tissue
>>220221716>>220221751Nothing suspicious going on here.
>>220221761With what toppings?
>>220221696One thing I like about this girl besides her big old tiddies is her teeth. Everybody has perfect hollywood approved teeth these days. It's nice to see a little tooth gap
>[Verification not required]>You seem to have entered the captcha incorrectlylolwut
>>220221765Huh, must be some sort of biological mind control weapon..
>>220221771Chicken, cheese, and onions
self portrait
>>220221800Sound stood, but I'd add green peppers or jalapenos
ive noticed that when i talk to people, especially women, i inadvertently raise the pitch of my voice. is this gay?
I'm 32 years old and never rented a car before
a lot of people dont realize that early springsteen including born to run was just a rip off of van morrison
>>220221812just wear a shirt that says 'peg me'
>>220221816same except i'm 30
>>220221805Terrible cable management dude
>bro posting pics of cartoon women asking if hes gays.m.h kenholy shidd
>>220221816rented a car a year ago when i was 21 because i was stranded 600 miles from my house. crazy how expensive the insurance makes it when youre young
I try to limit myself to once per day but here I go again with my hand in my pants
>>220221830saw diss irl
>>220221841Same here innit
>>220221838since we share heads of state intrested to know how much the king appears in like canadian public media or doing canada shidd
to fap, or not to fap.
>>220221771I like meatball, green olive, and red sweety peppers. Thin crust baked crispy. Some blue cheese sauce to dip it in
What is the meaning of the new zoomer slang "jester"
>>220221832you dont like girls?
>>220221867Jestermaxxing = acting the fool
Imagine not liking cartoon women. What are you, a faggot?
mean people suck
>>220221867Probably a spin off from the term jestermaxxing
>>220221873phwoar diss statue is.about 10× better than average modern thot
>Probably a spin off from.the.term.jestermaxxing
>>220220409Quit job, get some decent sleep
>>220221881I can't even do it, 2bh. When I wank to real girls there is a real possibly that I could fuck them myself, even if that chance is like being struck by lightning twice
cannae help but fink there some "who's next" by the who in jungleland by springsteenriif has a bit if baba o riley innit
What leads a Japanese girl to become a jav actress?
>>220221903I don't jerk off to cartoons, that would be autistic. Sometimes they're just pretty/hot.
>>220221934pure, unabated, vril
whenever you think women arent whores you're just setting yourself up for disappointment
>>220221881
I got shakes that'll make ya quake
phwoarrr here's ow I get wiff too much coffee coursin' frew me veins. shaking like a cold burd I am
>>220220779LmfaoAye, props to you for keeping it real.
>>220222009I do this
>>220222009
>>220222022Cool numbers
I feel like my finger nails grow quicker than they should
>>220222047woman
>>220222054what
>>220222064post thighs
i wish i had friends to play games with
>>220221966>off modelBig no from me.
I would like to be in a purely platonic, non-sexual relationship with a relatively feminine white male who has moles on his thighs and is 5'6 and weighs 140 pounds.
>>220222064only a woman would post that
>>220222009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZXHbJlZk_0
i might be cogitating a goon
>>220222047Me I cut them like once a week. Mine grow fast too. And I like to keep them as short as possible.
I honestly do no care if my job is fulfilling or even interesting to me in the slightest if it pays the bills. My real interests and passions in life don't make any money, and I'd be a fool to try and make them
>>220222100epstein did it, why can't you?
>>220222100>My real interests and passions in lifeLet me guess, wearing a skirt and talking about your nails online?
I'm so hot I need some motherlovin' oven mitts
niggas steady scarin the hoes away like goddamn
I'm not a woman. I have a penis and testicles
theres no reason to ever send dick pics unless you have a huge aesthetic dick
Have you listened to Argentina music today
the previous owner of my condo needs to update her fuckin address already. i bought the place two years ago and i still get junk mail for fucking cruises addressed to her.
>>220222172no I'm listening to British music and American music
>>220222222 soon
Long pee on the horizon
>>220222182oh shitguys come onwe got this
I am a woman. I have a penis and testicles.
>>220221881BILLIEDRAW
>>220222071
Soulja Boy hijacked Limewire
>>220222009>ACK
222
>>220222222
I just imported carolina reapers from USA because people told me that was the spiciest pepper in the world, is this true?
>>220220009what's crazy is I don't remember asking
>>220222220what a shame.
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
>>220222076I know where that's at
>>220222235how long til we get 222222222
I'll be by the river tomorrow
>>220222238VoA park, great place to make album covers
>>220222245https://youtu.be/idcaRTg4-fM?si=78zEEfFnIBPpj5B0
>>220222245bringing a cooler and the fishing rods. if you have a playlist, we can do that on low. otherwise i'll just have a little steely off my phone.
>>220222245I'll be doing job orientation by the river, I'll look for you.
I am le epic faggot
>>220222227slice one in half and put it up your bussy
>>220222227it is extremely spicy, yestry a small sliver
Just learned a song by ear in under 10 minutes. Not to brag or anything.>>220222203That's better
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HJstyRBLqBQ
>>220222203very nice drawings. good contrapposto--very naturalistic and expressive. fantastic sense of perspective and foreshortening. great lineart. very very nice drawings. i like these drawings a lot.
>>220222287>>220222314Artist goes by Simon on X
>>220222314Who are your favorite draughtsmen?>>220222328That's not very specific
>>220222331Simon_7617118
That thing where people just hack up in the gross-sounding way, not a cough, but that throat gargle sound? Is that from smoking weed? Or something else?
Unfortunately I love alcohol
>>220222343Cool beans. Nice to meet you simon.
>>220222365me? I love weed
thc ruined my life
love these dykes so muchextroverted bottom x introverted top goes hard
It's time for that drunken bath. Later suckers.
>>220220409continue scrolling 4chan and watching anime
I can't wait to go to the doctors and get medicated I can't stand living like this anymore
My penile boner is so big it’s fucked up
>>220222424what do you have?
If I was in canada I would be euthanized
>>220222331probably not what youre looking for but i like alphonse mucha. also takato yamamoto, norinko, and kim jung gi (PBUH). antonio corradini and chauncey ives are my favorite sculptors.
>>220222434Bad anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts, nightmares since I took a huge amount of THC in November
aight here we go, dubs or better I fap to yuri, otherwise its yaoi
>>220222400this ship doesnt exist tho, homura is literally queen simp for madoka
marathon seems pretty good for a casual shoot some shit for a little bit game
>>220222445How much lad? Most I've ever done at once is 100mg. Maybe a little more on two or three occasions, but did you do one of those 666mg gummies or smth crazy like that?
i have to POOP
>>220222440I too like mucha. That era of lithography was incredible. But alas, we cannot discuss further as that bath is almost full.
I ate a bunch of cupcakes from Costco, Im human garbage
For me it's HR Giger.
>>220222445they can help, but mention that thc incident. it can mean the difference between medications. you might have spiked some imbalance in you neurochemistry, and severe cases need different meds. they need to know, because some of the generics may not have any affect or could make it worse. best of luck anon. if it were april fools that one year, i'd give you a thumbs up emote.
>>220222466I think it was 60mg I had never done drugs before that I just thought it would be funny to drink some THC lemonade and when I didn't feel anything I drank more I ended up having half the bottle, I didn't except something like this to happen I feel like I ruined my life
>>220222488>started with 60mgyou double baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUvcWXTIjcU
>>220222483I'm scared of getting on meds that will fuck me up even more they offered me stuff when I went in November but I refused I don't want to rely on medication to feel normal
>>22022248860mg with no history is crazy workWhat were you thinking lmao
who was in the wrong here?
>>220222532Pabst Blue Ribbon hard lemonade goes hard thoughever
>>220222531I didn't except a stupid drink to be so dangerous I'm afraid I'll never be the same again
day 24 of the 3 day marine expedition that we've already won
>>220222451https://3hentai.net/d/608228better than I expected desu
>>220222413>picLiterally me
>>220222554>those tagswhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>220222367I'm not him
>>220222553I thought they dropped plans to occupy the island wont it be pelted with drones and missiles?
>>220222395Reviewtechusa...
Not a fan of Canadian Jason
Sick of the anti-weed propaganda in /cum/.
>>220222563uh, no? Iran's artillery and leaders have all been wiped out. We're winning, and bigly!
it's so fucking over
>>220222571Paddle paddle paddle dickers!!
>>220222575
there are stray cats everywhere. I fear for the end of human civilization as we know it
>>220222470well anon, poop away, nobody's stopping you
Sick of pro weed propaganda that tricked me into thinking that it was harmless
>>220222522i hear you. the meds never helped me. talk therapy is what got me to where i am. i compared it to a friend recently, i feel like a souffle. just light and rising. still, keep seeking. reach out wherever if feels right.
>>220222599talk therapy does nothing for me, I went through multiple therapists
>>220222552How old are youIf you've never done weed before you should always just start with a puff of a joint or pipe or smth like that. 10mg is about equal to one joint so a 60mg edible is like smoking 6 joints.
>>220222595why the fuck did you do 60mg you doofus
>>220222587Gonna fart on your face anime bitchnigga
>>22022261125
>>220222614*dabs on you and drinks your tears*
>>220222611>>220222613Doing 60mg one time isn’t enough to get permanently fucked up. That doesn’t make any sense.
>>220222595Back in the day it was everywhere. Memes, movies, music. When I was in 7th grade I was walking home and a teenfag offered me weed.
>>220222613I didn't know anything about weed I didn't think they would sell something potentially dangerous
I should go to a casino and find a way to cheat and make a lot of money
>>220222623I hope they taste yummers :D
>>220222626It can be if the person has a predispostion to schizoid stuff
>>220222608same here. it took a few before i finally found a lady, and she seemed to really get what was dogging me. one of my happiest days was telling her goodbye, and that i didn't feel like i'd need to see her again anytime soon. bad for her office, i guess, ha! no more money from that guy, but she seemed pleased. like a watchmaker who'd got the gears set all right.
>>220222631you couldnt do like 5 minutes of research before your first time?
>>220222634just rob a jeet instead it's easier and nobody believes them about anything cause they're all scammers
>>220222595you shouldve observed stoners to understand
>>220222650costs too damn much to cycle through different therapists in hopes of finding the right one
>>220222631Baka. You should have started with a puff. Edibles are srs bizniss. The first time I ever smoked (and got high, the first few times I smoked I didn't feel anything which isn't that uncommon) I laughed and laughed and it was a merry ol' time. Wish I could go back to that feeling.
>>220222659miss this nigga so much
>>220222652No I just thought it would be funny to get le high and started drinking it I finished 1 glass and didn't feel anything so I poured a second glass and started feeling dizzy after a few minutes
>>220222672>25 y/o>he thought it would be le funnyFucking zoomers I swear to Christ man...
>>220222634weighted die
does Danny Phantom hold up if I rewatch it as an adult?
>>220222672Also you didn't realize you don't feel the effects immediately?? So you knew nothing going into it. Baka mf.
>>220222672cute
>>220222662i thought all that was free in mooseland?
HELP! I smoked an entire marijuana and now I have reefer madness!!!1!Folks, let me tell ya, I have been batshit crazy for an entire year from the ganja and NO I will NOT seek professional help. It’s making me evil and dark and mysteriously spooky. My mind is all shadows and demons and shiiieeet. It’s up to YOU, 4channell! Only you have the power to free me from the satanic devil’s lettuce that I did one time!
>puff of a joint or pipe or smth like that.
>>220222691Lolno
>>220222693forgot the meme arrow you know what that means
>>220222691talk therapy is not covered
Listening to lana del rey
>>220222691People need (extended) health insurance in Canada, you know...
>>220222708Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H968l70fOk
>>220222693I didn't seek professional help because I thought the anxiety would go away on its own
>>220222711Baited this post
>>220222708I'm listening to Cannibal Corpse. https://youtu.be/qBWTbWjZhL8
>>220222724You were only pretending to be a queer taking candle lit bubble baths
>>220222708extremely effeminate post, music choice, and image
>>220222725Not very comfy desu>>220222733Nigga where do you see bubbles? This bath is vanilla as fuck.>>220222737See >>220222724
>>220222717I didn’t seek professional help because I am a Scientologist. We are not the same!
>>220222747Why do you type like a bitch?
>>220222758Leave her alone
>>220222758Why are you canadian?>>220222770Kek
>>220222708listening to Grouper yet again, mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4fk2bZbno
>>220222702>>220222704>>220222710oh man, so it's just crummy everywhere. i guess i'm lucky i got mine when i did.
cummiessss
>>220222792
>>220222783Very comfy thanks for sharing
