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FIRST FOR YUNO!

pooey arse bum sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbD_Q6kmh8

umberg

>>220220513
so this is leftypol

Ada Wong Sex
Ada Wong Sex
Ada Wong Sex

sir jill valentine

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>it's so windy right now that electricity literally costs nothing

omg

>>220220513
Wanna jiggle his belly

If it weren’t for Mia Claire would be the worst female character in the franchise

lurking in falmouth

>>220220534
mom im charging up the PSU golf cart batteries as we speak go out and get us some labrettas to celebrate all the money were going to be saving!

sorry mousey

In the 1850s Britain became the first majority urban society
Mad really

reminder that he parasite would deserve to lose this place (even though it is entire life) for the way that he treats it, which is to say that every day he shits up and shits all over the only thing he loves

Just going to keep trying

>>220220570
you shouldnt
its sometimes OK to give up

which schizo is it that keeps going on about "the parasite"?
i don't know my lore

>>220220561
Shut the fuck up you mental retard

>>220220578
stfu

>>220220579
>
through tears, like the "through tears" post you made (you made it through tears)

daddy

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well what am i supposed to do then

Spring is approaching. It’s time to trim the fat. No carbs before Marbs…

ALL OF YOU
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>220220554
Weird was just thinking about this. Mad how British society was just totally transformed and began to revolve around the industry and then politicians literally just shut it all down and say whelp fuck it

Permission to say the n word?

>>220220626
permission not granted

>>220220608
get a fitness coach at the gym instead of taking advice from YouTube freaks about anything

>>220220626
you'll have to get permission from ziedy

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you wastemen need to be more like this young man

Anyone else old enough to remember when people unironically used text speak and used ":L" as a laughing emote?

got a mole on my finger that is an absolute goldmine for ingrown hairs. Gonna have a cracking night going at them with the tweezers when I get home.

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>>220220652
>any of my fellow youths remember MSN?

>>220220652
No....
<_<
>_>
<_<

>>220220629
>>220220645
take the piss

got a sore throat and it's not even from sucking dick

used to talk to a girl from school on msn in year 8 and she'd confide in me about porn she watched and her masturbation habits
told a mate about it, shouldn't have, but had to brag to someone didn't I?
little fucking rat told her I'd told him and she stopped messaging me. want to throttle that little runt to this day.

>>220220688
you did it to yourself trying to look big in front of a mate

>>220220688
evil evil man
something rotten will have happened to him by now no doubt

In hindsight it's amazing leave won the referendum despite Jo Cox being killed
Honestly thought it was over for brexit when that happened

eating a bit of cheese

>>220220662
im preti sur it wuz actually bebo :P gud tymes :L :L :L Xxx

I really am fucking ancient now aren't I... (I'm 29 btw)

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>>220220720

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_fungi
life can grow in hte strangest of places!

wanking my willy to girls with big arses !!

Brit but mousey is the pharaoh and he forces us to labour under the sun making bizarre monuments in his name

>>220220766
would gladly do as he says

they should make snl australia

>>220220766
Making us bash random people over the head with a stone (they were the parasite)

snl cheadle

cor cant wait to sleep

>>220220797
Australian comedians are fucking shit and even if some weren't the networks wouldn't put them on tv
It's the sort of safe, wanky, fake humour that someone putting on airs at a dinner party might employ

>>220220819
ktim but i won't be sleeping until about 4 probably

>>220220720
Haha like a mouse
Think we'll call you mousepal from now on

That's the wank had

>>220220819
sleeping is the best
this country has the best conditions for sleep in that there's a lot of wind and rain. just something comfy about it being cold in your room and windy and rainy while you're snuggled up in bed all safe

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wish I could go back to 2012

Mad how Jews have been about since the bronze age
Fair play to them like

ate some roast lamb that i left sitting in the microwave for 7 or 8 hours but i microwaved it before eating

had some more of the roast cabbage from earlier. very good

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Getting up close behind Emma Watson with your nose just an inch or two from her bum as she lets loose a nasty fart.

>>220220877
Absolutely fucking despised the second half of 2012
The first half wasn't fantastic either

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>>220220835
This is somehow worse than The Mighty Boosh and Tim and Eric combined

>>220220877
had a wank in my mates house over his fit sister who I'd kissed in the summer of 2012

I see the roast lobby shills are in

>>220220914
What in the soyjak is that?

>>220220914
all of them doing the face :/

>>220220477
>Literally just a knockoff Brittany
What's even the point of it?

>>220220937
cornwall is the original brittany
they're all descended from us!

>>220220947
Leave Brittany alone

Australian tv in general is just shit. I don't know who's to blame but if it's on tv and it's Australian made odds are it's the most cringeworthy shit imaginable.
That said bluey has caught on and I like what little I've seen of it with my neice

Do you think you’ll look good when you’re 50?

>>220220957
s

>>220220972
Hope I'm dead long before then

>>220220972
no but getting to 50 in reasonable health is a win I will take

I have birthright through my mom. Might take it
.https://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=ITDLT8ZDczJQMF2O

>>220220971
Ever seen Farscape mate

>>220220999
Jeff no

jews cooked with the word goyim

>>220220999
Always suspected you were a Jew

golfing a poo

>>220220972
I am starting to resemble Stellan Skarsgard so it depends

>>220220972
Hell yeah
I'll be a DILF

take me back to 2010

Why does leftypol want people to stop eating meat

Genuinely can’t imagine how much of a normie subhuman you must be to want to be a teenager ever again

mum was visibly disappointed when I said my job for the morning was cancelled and she'd invited a guy over so I pretended work offered me another shift to make up for it and I've been sitting in the car in the shopping centre car park for two hours waiting for the lunch time shift so they can have the house to themselves

in a few more years there will be no more pooing. it’s the poopocalypse

>>220221122
He just has a humiliation fetish
That’s the basis of his entire political ideology

>>220221131
Reckon she got shagged

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this made the goyim jump up and down and clap with glee

>>220221123
You didn't grow up in the late 90s.
https://youtu.be/K9EqStdNPT8?si=v6PaQbs0AeE2BbLe

Chilling in bed. Watched a bit more of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable. It's great really enjoying it Morioh is so colourful, stands are interesting and the characters and their interactions are enjoyable to watch.

just got back from a 2 month long ban for a single post i made in /ck/ laughing at americans. (i'd never posted there before and my post was 'americans are fat and stupid' tier)

mental when you think how prolific ziedbelg is. just isn't on

>>220221201
why not just reset your ip

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Looking up Oz sketch comedies

>>220221214
liked skithouse when I was 10
Surprised it only has two seasons

>>220221201
we rule the internet waves

>>220221201
Different standards and mods on different boards
It’s an open secret that /int/ has had tranny mods into blacked cuckold shit for years now

>>220221213
haven't had a dynamic address for a while for some reason

i'm NOT cute!!

>>220221303
oh yes you are!!!

>>220221283
bans on /int/ are erratic as fuck because the mods each have their own ideas of what is and isn't 'on topic' for /int/, since so much of it could arguably belong on other boards (that shouldn't exist)

pet batberg going absolutely mental

>>220221303
>>220221311
grown men posting this btw

total non-rorke death

Rorke is a scumfuck dipshit

Reckon there's 2 prolific Aussie /brit/ posters
Racismlad, the opioid addict
The other is a neet in his 30s who posts about sopranos and his video game gimmicks like ass erect 2

>>220221354
I'm neither but have been accused of being both

>>220221363
What are some of your gimmicks and do you post here regularly

>>220221348
ten million chuds marching in time towards the glorious future

>>220221363
Are you a wog or a true blue aussie

>>220221369
I post daily, usually at specific times around my work schedule but often for hours at a time
you don't get to know my gimmicks because that would sully them

doing a browse of the ol reddit

>>220221373
British ancestory on both sides, early non-convict colonial on dad's side

>>220221387
I see, and you know the other Aussies I'm talking about
Then there may be 3 of you

>>220221406
true aussies eat chiko rolls with chicken salt and neck schooners of vb

listening to 20th century german military music

>>220221354
>Racismlad, the opioid addict
holden? hes a yank on a vpn, one of his photos had a publix in the back which is a chain that doesn't even exist in aus

barely even remember what holden was about, think he did leftypol bait and wore gas masks

>>220221462
is ian the maddest auspol cunt?

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>>220221327
whyd you delete this mate

For obvious reasons, I will be killing myself shortly.

>>220221472
duno i dont go on pol

>>220221481
:(

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>>220221481
Order a munchie box first, it'll cheer you up

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>>220221481

>>220221481
Just have a beer. You'll be alright come the morning.
You ought to seek help though seriously.

>>220221481
don't be daft lad
what's got you down

Got the Nintentubers on

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This is what you crave

wouldnt be surprised if the number of /brit/ lads who have died from suicide numbers in the dozens

huffing my own rancid farts

>>220221559
ktim
thought there was a gas leak or someone had left the hob on

>>220221559
I do this

>>220221481
at least blow all your money on drugs/ having degenerate tours before you go, you don't want to be one of those sad sacks found rotting alone in your apartment

wanker loves his wanking

>>220221435
chicken salt is for chips not Chiko rolls
also Chiko rolls are fucking disgusting but few people seem to agree

>>220221481
cheer up pal
i've felt the same way sometimes
but you know what, i saw the good in life
no matter how it seemed to be against me

benis :DDDD
bagina :DDDDDDD

>>220221481
Same I think I'm going to OD on opiods but I need to find out how to get them first

>>220221586
and never the twain shall meet

need to trim my beard but simply cannot be arsed cleaning the sink after. doesn't matter how much paper towel I lay about a shitload of beardhair is gonna get in the sink
>just shave in the shower
how about you drive your car into a streetlight on the expressway

Imagine having boobs and a vagina

>>220221624
just got a big boner cheers

>>220221624
corr validating

>>220221624
don't need to lol

I actually was going to suggest the paper towel trick or shaving in the shower but it seems I've been preemptively been put in my place

>>220221618
if only there was a way to wash things out of the sink

remember when isis were killing people every week from like 2015 to 2018 or something
evil bastards

If I had facial hair I would kill myself

>>220221637
he sent you flying and you didn't even know you were going

Hope I die in my sleep tonight

>>220221648
Laser hair removal results only last a couple years lass

off to papua new guinea

>>220221618
mate i live in a shared flat with 4 people and i just trim my beard hairs into the sink and leave it in there
don't even bother to wash it down the sink
one is black, one's a tranny, the other is a cunt so i don't give a fuck

>>220221652
ktim fr fr

everyone here sad or what
let's all cheer up and be happy :D

>>220221660
Stop being so hateful and prejudiced, love your neighbour, we are all human at the end of the day all worthy of love and life x

>>220221666
alri satan

>>220221660
How come brits like having roommates so much? I prefer living alone

>>220221656
It's permanent

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Japan's new far right guy is handsome desu (no homo)

Opioids and benzos seem the way to go
Need to figure out how to use the dark web

>>220221669
>like having roommates so much
we don't but it costs 20 years wages for a deposit on a 1 bedroom flat in this shithole

>>220221669
nobody likes having flatmates

>>220221669
>he thinks i choose to share a bathroom with a black and a tranny

>>220221672
It's not I've had 24 sessions of laser and still have to shave daily

nazi yank is in gay love with a nazi jap
fuck off to /pol/ you boring bastard you post rule breaking political bs all day not even in /cum/ and yet never get banned

>>220221682
Just move somewhere cheaper out in the boonies
You don’t need the hustle and bustle of the big city all day

Surely she will be texting me any minute now, right?

>>220221721
That doesn't exist here the UK is one of the most densely populated countries

fucks me up when i look in the mirror and i'm a fully grown adult man and not a teenager anymore

>>220221687
blackpill is genuinely mental
women will throw feminism down the toilet in a split second just because a man is good looking

Giving women rights was unkind to them

if you had to make a new barbie what barbie would you barbie

>>220221755
Space marine barbie

remember that post from like 2014 that said
>women are a meme
and everyone reacted like it was the funniest thing ever

enslave women

kill all men

>>220221755
albanian barbie

talking heads barbie with the big suit

>>220221772
this so much this

Venezuela won this year’s World Baseball Classic. Kinda worried we won’t take gold at the Olympics for it in 2028.

>>220221783
really like this one

>>220221717
rorke on a caribbean cruise after 8 stella

conjoined barbie

>>220221214
dont understand how brits and aussies have such bad humour

>>220221755
albanian space marine barbie

mental how it's 2026
and 1992 was 34 years ago
just mental

>>220221820
no they've done that

femcel barbie

It Holy week soon

fat barbara

is there a dead barbie like a corpse for a funeral barbie

death is surely a fate more merciful than /brit/

>>220221877
probably

it raining and it winding

you think brit is bad try posting in mmg

The Americans have a thread but they refuse to use it.
Why do they crave British cock?

stealing my flatmate's squash

>>220221906
naturally subservient people that see us as all lords and ladies and wish to curry favour

>>220221906
British people are funny. I am a fan of English culture, and I've visit England 5 times.

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how has he done this then

>>220221920
i love you

>>220221921
there was a time you could schedule tweets and I think there was a bug where you could set the date in the past

What is it about Japan? What are they doing over there I wonder.

How are you going to dress when you’re in your 40s?

>>220221931
same as now
big jeans and all

>>220221931
clown costume

>>220221755
boy barbie

>>220221921
>it's real
wew

Tight Japanese fannies need spunking in

professor dave explains: rorke

chatgpt pisses me off why does it speak like that

>>220221977
Because it's trained off of reddit

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Legit boss ass nigga

Took a nap and got hit by a dozen deep sleep waves but I fought them and then I tripped out a little bit, I was awake and could hear a youtube video but I saw some kind of N64 racing game with a Santa looking driver in some kind of delivery truck with palm trees. Will let you know when there are developments.

>>220221973

>>220221995
damn i bet god favours that particular coon and comes down from heaven to do little miracles to ensure he's financially provided for

i'm going to go away for a bit but please don't worry everyone i will be back shortly :)

sometimes god tells me to catfish 50-60 year old british men by pretending to be an underage white girl, I don't listen to him though

>>220222007
no, he actually just does welfare scams

cleaned the incel hovel #success

franck ribery sex arse

>>220221996
dali used to get into that state then paint his hallucinations. he would recline in a chair with a set of keys in his hand then when he fell asleep he'd drop them, waking himself up

>>220222025
Key dropping nigga, typical

Be right back forum

>>220221996
if you fight to stay conscious youll eventually feel a weight crawling up your body (sleep paralysis) then if you dont freak out and stay calm youll enter an extremely vivid lucid dream

>>220222059
*waits patiently*

>>220222025
Was talking to an LLM about altered states and if staying in monasteries might trigger them. There's an interview with a former CIA guy who claims to have had a vivid months-long time travel dream at Mount Athos. Monasteries might be designed accidentally to maximize altered state potential with fasts and rituals and weird sleep schedules and isolation probably. Point being, wonder if there's anything more to it than hallucinating and then also, it's cool that we can just do that. Just takes some fucked up sleep and autism maybe and maybe a monastery state in Greece.

>>220220972
im 34 and look like shit, so i expect not.

The L in "could" has no historical, phonetic, logical, or etymological reason to be there. It was just added to resemble "should" and "would".

>>220222069
Oh yeah, that happens all the time to me, always after the deep sleep flickers and then there's a tunnel of noise or wind or something

I want to be inside you

>>220222105
neat

>>220222149
um

>>220222149
that sounds really romantic, if I were a women this line would totally work on me

what if I had a kid and they mogged me

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brutal. Thoughts?

>>220222202
palmer is just an odd looking creature in general

>>220222202
he's rich and doing a job he loves hard to feel sorry about his hair loss

cum

Older
Fatter
Balder

>>220222221
FUCK

>>220222222
>>220222222

Ffs I was distracted talking to my Brazilian gf I forgot the get was soon

>>220222242
hate when a get is something like this

6-7

>>220222290
insanely peng

no

>>220222294
scream

>>220222325
she done yappin now she nappin

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Scottish people still have clan Chieftains

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>>220222290

M, "drum bleating", "cracked tarmac"

Use the "warsou" lit archive

gumbibbling my cock

morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwwt-4gseeQ

The last of these doggerel posts I'll make on this site

A man I am,
the means I lack;
no remedy for ill
nor light for black.

In words cured
of truth I speak
to treat in verse
what morning reaps:

The clotted dew
of weeping youth
and seasoned vows
of holy proof.

The withered rump,
its crown aloft,
the spoiled meat
fresh with rot.

This Earthly body
hewn from blood
shall settle shores,
that all but must.

>>220222428
morning

The fool is hanged!

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genuine, robust, meaningful, pahsitive khantent

99% of foids who claim to be autistic just aren't at all

>>220222518
As an autistic man, legitimately every autistic woman I have ever met has been disgustingly rude to me and has either ignored me 24/7, or has outright gone out of her way to make it clear that she hates my guts.

It's insane the way they will act like they're massively superior to men who share the exact same mental disease they do.

>>220222505
whats up with RGB lights, why does everyone have em, looks kind of kitchy desu
>>220222518
I'd say people in general, it's like a shield against criticism or saying "i'm quirky", words have lost all meaning.

rorke you look like a total biscuit right now

>>220222530
same for me like 9 times out of 10
some of them have been have been way nicer than normal women though so i don't judge all of them

Was just top dps on every voidspire boss tonight