Oh you don't like my gimmick? L. >>220219990
>>220222821Why does she love bread so much
My advice? Have a hot bubblebath and drink some cold water.
Dogshit new
>>220222827Gotta be faster on the trigger, these 4chan /int/ /cum/ streets are some real shit, it's survival of the fittest in this bitch
>>220222841silly threadcuck
>>220222821Why is the bread thinking
>>220222825i'll stay seated in a comfy chair and have a cold beer. i say we both have the right idea.
what in the FUCK???can I not google something without having to pass a captcha now???
my desktop in 2022
Am I the only one who thinks Rachel Dolezal is legit and people gave her a hard time for no good reason
>>220222821Trueie
>>220222856jason tier, except even he's not gay enough to be a melee sweatlord
I hate the word glistening
>>220222825This but no bubbles + vodka
>>220222856>>220222866vs now
>>220222856Having a doc for copypastas takes me back to my 2011 laptop
>>220222869your mom was glistening last night
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "bud you need to quit talking about our butts. they do not smell like maple >:("
>>220222881What if they have a dingleberry caught in their ass hairs?
>>220222860glad you enjoy it, anon
>>220222881wtf? why would our butts smell like maple syrup do you think we're sitting on chairs covered in syrup?
>>220222892Gay porn has given him a unrealistic perspective of sex
>>220222872Based Son of God poster
>>220222905theres porn that comes with scents of the action on screen?
>>220222872cringe rabbi poster
>>220222921don't tell all the foot and butthole guys, it'd be like losing faith for them.
>>220222892why wouldn't they? If you take a twink from toronto why wouldn't you expect his butt to smell maple-esque? provided he's showered in the last couple hours. if you do the same with an american twink in richmond virginia you'd expect a campfire smoked ham scent
>>220222921Analfags refuse to believe that most buttholes smell like shit
wanting a gf and never having might be better than fully accepting you will never have a gf
>>220222924it's a beautiful painting
What do you guys think of this painting?
>>220222942i dont have maple scented body wash as a matter of fact i have never heard of this.
dont know why I ever took brazil off the filter list, this nigga RETARDED
>>220222970Be nice to him, he's the general little brother
>>220222954It is actually really good.
>>220222963dogberg!
>>220222973i'm older than most ya'll shit asses
>>220222963"what's the scroll?", then "hey, a dog."
>>220222963that is really super, how'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful
Is the mucha guy here? I'm back.>>220222963You're gonna have to post a version bigger than 32 KB for me to have an opinion.
>>220222993>Bitch the fuck yo dumbass doing in them oranges?!
>>220222965it has to do with genetic makeup, not body wash. canadian twinks have a natural maple scent
N
A
this general used to be bussin but the haters won
Did everyone suddenly go to bed or..?
>>220223119Sorry I was looking at another thread
I have been completely unable to maintain any semblance ofrelationship on any level
drinking milk
>tfw no kentuckian gf
no i'm playin vidya
>ok I need to save money to pay bills and get groceries>immediately find more pokemon cards I want
>oh dang she looks pregnant>video title - "pregnancy update"
>>220223171UmWhat's the point of this post?
>>220223171meant for >>220223162
>>220223177Appropriate for both desu
>>220223177wut
>>220223119gn
>>220223184Goodnight friend
>>220223184night bud
I fucking hate living Iowa
>>220223162which ones do u want post em
>>220223119I was in the middle of writing out a post when catberg did a big Hershey diarrhea squirt all over my bed and carpet and I had to clean that up. Idk what's wrong with her. Just had Pizza Pops with some milk and now I'm having a smoke and listening to Slayer.
>>220223206
>>220223197WhyTell us about Iowa
>>220223210You shouldn't smoke, it makes your body rot.
>>220223197drove through iowa when i was trucking and thought it was beautiful. might just be because im used to flat ass illinois
>>220223226>when i was truckingholy basedlong haul?
>>220223226thought similarly when i moved here from the east coast. i beamed at the palm trees.
Need a girl like this
>>220223215are you really broke? I can give u a few shekels maybe
I for one long to move south
>>220223247no but I barely make anything after rent and I know I shouldnt be spending the little I do get on cardboard
Dad offered to give me money and I said I didn't need it (I do)
>>220223233regional, but depending on my route it could take me pretty far. loved driving through tennessee but some of those narrow bridges were terrifying lol
>>220223249Why
>>220222872>gawd
>>220223224I don't smoke much. My buddy gave me a couple packs on Sunday and that was the first time I had had a smoke in over a month.
>>220223270Hate winter and northerners. Also things seem a lot less hectic down there if driving is anything to go by.
>>220223258marry me lol im a card vendor
>less hectic>down south
>>220223285
>Hate winter and northerners
dogshit reused image thread awardwinner: >>220222792Do you guys a rape music playlist? If so, please share!
I got bronchitisAin't nobody got time for that
phwoarjust executed the dindinbergization
>>220223309I'm not fat. Everyone up here is just passive aggressive and it makes me want to punch their lights in. Better to be surrounded by hicks where people speak their mind.
>>220223310>guys a rape (ESL Moment)have a*
>>220222222Who got it
>>220223268I play ETS2 with a wheel and the hardest things for me were intersections with sharp 90 degree right turns
>>220223184phwoarexcellent kittingtonshire>>220223119phwoar whos diss wenchoid?
>>220223325>southerner>not fatsure thing, cletus
>>220223336Jamie lynn spears. Do you even 2000s bro?>>220223343>reading comprehensionI'm not in the south (yet) you colossal tard
>>220223331best advice i was ever given is that you're driving the trailer, not the tractor. also sometimes you just have to make wide turns that take up two lanes
>>220223347the only thing(as southerners are not human) that calls people yankee are southerners
Both are nice, but I would probably prefer right over left.
i want to wake up early its tough though
What the fuck is this shit
>>220223369theme: a girl who plays tricks on you but loves you with all her heart
>>220223378>TV>Netflix
>>220223378opening matchup between /cum/'s official baseball team and the poo york stinkees
rub it until you explode!
>>220223397opening day matchup*
>>220223369Left is good
>>220223397Can't imagine supporting such a cretinous team/fanbase as the padres
>>220223371Same
>>220223419nothing wrong with dads fans, theyre like a harmless little brother. Its the dodgers that have the worst fans in baseball
>>220223425>Its the dodgers that have the worst fans in baseballWe can at agree on that at least. They single-handedly ruin the /mlb/ threads. Not to mention the manchildren to be seen in their stadium
So bored my favorite live streamer is dead and all the lolcows I used to laugh at have fallen off
>>220223436Who was your favorite live streamer
>>220223369Left is best of both worlds, right is just a normal bitch with short hair
>>220223433genuinely who would hate the padres besides a doyer fan
>>220223451Musicbizmarty
>>220223451sexy_kimberlyxx
>>220223416hi hows the trip going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8RIP, sweet goblin prince ;_;
>canadian entertainers
>>220223383
>>220223490lmfao
>>220223494>NTRshit
>>220223483>that shirtpottery
Why did I major in cs
https://youtu.be/VbP4qf8PjfI
Need the comfort of momberg but she's sleeping
>>220223519>too stupid to get very far in CS>switched majors>dodged the AI bullet>my major is even more uselessowari da...
Night night
>>220223531Is this nigga five
>>220223546I would bash their skulls together if I saw them IRL
most level headed chud
>most level headed chud
he's right
least crossdressing sharty refugee
>>220223594this is a doujin im pretty sure, but titty gremlin bored the crap out of me. She was more annoying then cute
I'm not gonna masturbate for one week
BOO!!! Did i scare you?
>>220223637
>>220223637nigga I literally got off work 2 hours ago, leave me alone
>>220223608>this is a doujin im pretty sure,You're wrong. They are going out. And theyve fucked several times now. AND they're gonna get married.
Might do the dishes
>>220223657I know they have, I think that covers from a doujin because it looks off model
Asthma is not real. Nobody in China has that shit. Stop being so weak.
>>220223643tick tock wagie
>>220223659do me instead
>>220223661What about the cover is off model. She has always had huge milkers.
>>220222824idk
>Nobody in China has that shit.Oh you know from experience do ya
>>220223692the girl on her left I assumed was her sister
>>220223723Thats Uzaki from high school. Yanagi has no eyes
Jean skirts are horrible
L.O.L.
>>220223770That reminds me. I saw a girl in a skirt for the first time in ages but she was a fat fuck. Girls need to wear more skirts.
>>220223791Yeah I like skirts. I love women’s legs if they’re fit.
>>220223519it's a growing field bro you're going to have such good job security and you can sit around and do basically nothing all day, you're set for life!
>>220223519I have a degree in fine art
>>220223806Me too. Its a shame girls don't wear feminine clothing much here.
>>220223825skirts were making a comeback last fall on the university campus before winter hit. will see once spring kicks in whether that's still the zeitgeist.
if you had to blow your brains out with any gun, what would you use?
think i'm probably just gonna goon if you guys don't need me here
I get my disability money in 15 mins
>>220223898lucky i dont get mine till friday :(
>>220223906We call it Welfare Wednesday here because it's always on a Wednesday.
>>220223898I am a neet but have no disability (that I know about)
>>220223919It's a designation so it doesn't have to be anything specific if that makes any sense. Having more wrong with you helps lol.
>>220222872Based, good change.
>>220223818What do you think of this
>>220223948i am confused by the tentacle monster
>>220223886.57 Magnum
Science fiction > fantasy (by far)
Gonna ask momberg to make a doctors appointment for me today
>>220223559shannon dead you POSshes wiv karen noe
>>220223519To build AI that'll eventually replace you or a jeet or something
>>220223962It's some kind of creature/humanoid heavily mutated by daemonic energy.
>>220223948fink they should do a warhammer / warhammer 40k crossoverwould be intrestinwould be kinda like a cortez vs. aztecs kinda deal innit except aztecs have like magic and shidd
Gonna jerkstein my cockberg
like imagine tyranids vs chaos space marineswould be mentaleldar vs dark elvesorks vs orcs
>>220224024>>220224037Kek for a few reasons I don't think that would work.
>>220224048bro aztecs almost won
>>220223851I hope it is. Even mens fashion is lame....
like literally main reason cortez wun is coz he gave them all smallpox
>>220224060Aztecs got rekt and it wasn't just because of the Spanish but the thousands upon thousands of native allies they had that all had blood feuds with the Aztecs (very evil people) and were happy to help genocide them.
>>220224026do mine too while you're at it
>>220224000this my thing with best versus favorite. sci-fi is best, i agree, but fantasy will always be what i want to read or watch or play.
>>220224077
I'm 32 years old and have 37 dollars to my name
>>220224079exactlypoint islike they didnt lose coz spanosh had gunsguns are extremely overrated especially when you have magic powerswould be coollike can be a whole narrative toombout how the teo universes cross over
>>220224107spend 5
>>220224117thats slang for doing a poo
>>220223480It's going well but I have bronchitis and an ear infection im pretty sure. Can't hear out my right ear and have a nasty cough. Luckily I can still go out and do things.
she gock on my poon till i mpreg
>>220224108Please no just leave my beloved Fantasy alone
goodnight
Did the dishes
>>220224154Trannies that chase trannies of the opposite sex are always weird af in my experience.
Help!!! I’m drowning in gothgirl piss!!
nothing ever happens
Worst thing about the leaf healthcare system is how long they make you wait for tests if you have a painful but not yet life threatening problem. It's like every step along the way is a month, two months between. Need CT, my referral is stamped "URGENT" and it's two and a half months and we'll call if there's an earlier opening. If dying go emergency room otherwise not dying can wait.
>>220224290you guys are always drowning in piss.
>>220224093Nice AI slop answer….
>>220224371i called and got an earlier date pretty easily. went from a month wait to a week
>>220224371Dint they kill you in the hospitals too?
>>220224371what if it's something like pancreatitis or testicular-torsion where it's excruciating, but could possibly abate on its own? they can't just leave you there screaming... right?
>>220224371Good reason to have extended health insurance.
>>220224403We also have urgent/primary care which is different from the ER. And they triage everything so the most serious cases get bumped up to be seen first. This both applies to specialist referrals, non-elective surgeries, and the ER. It's not that bad honestly, really it's pretty good where I am anyways. If you live somewhere rural you're just fucked but a major city will have excellent healthcare access.
>>220224403Both are life threatening
>>220224371Why is it so bad now? Is it because too many jeets overloaded the system or something? Or is it bad wages/not enough doctors?
>>220224154GOCKED
gooning to gock