What Makes the Red-Man Red? editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKnCUnAsus
>>220224168tiger lily a cute
ram ranch really rocks edition
Remember the guy who goes crazy and kills himself at the start of Full Metal Jacket?Yeah, that's me if we ever get drafted x
Just want to bury my face in a peng girl’s hairy armpits desu
hiyc?
>>220224181spoilers lad come on
*wheezes**clears phlegm**swallows twice*'Go to KFC instead'
nth for the baddiedem
>>220224181I'm 4F, to use the American parlance. I was rejected on amedical when I tried to join after uni so they can get fucked if they think I'm signing up now
conscription wouldn't work in todays world, men don't even have wives or kids anymore and nobody even likes the country lol what the fuck would we even be fighting for? people would just start merking officers on a scale that makes vietnam look insignificant
why are all the British immigrants to America fucking s oy cucks?Just watched the actor who plays Reacher beat one of them up it’s embarrassing this is who’s representing us out there
>>220224191svfi (she voted for it)
if we got drafted id be more like a cross between american sniper, the terminator, and john wick. basically shit will go down
>>220224189The destiny of all right-thinking ANGLO boys
>>220224181I'm the bully in glasses
>>220224191>Bomalian kills GomalianWOOOOOOOOWWWWW GUISE… WOOOOOW
I think inflation will remain unchanged at 3%
>>220224181er I believe he also shot his commanding officer in the movie
>>220224231that's a givenif i were ever forced into the army i'd be taking a minimum of four tarqs with me on my way out
>>220224231seriously? another spoiler? geez guys leave some movie for the rest of us goddamnit
Yeah, it's definitely le happening dis time guys!!You aren't being conscripted, calm down.
not much of a fighter me, don't like confrontation you seebetter off you let me stay in the back lines and source porn for the lads to keep up morale
can't got conscripted because i've got anxiety x
>>220224206go and look at the actual ways you can get a visa as a British person. you either marry (which isn’t practical in a lot of cases) or you work in some faggy tech job and get moved over there
white women
>>220224255>not much of a fighter me
220224250replied to the talking point award
>>220224250mate I've been sat here straining on the toilet for hours so don't tell me I'm not conscripitated
watching a youtube short of timmy mallett visiting pocahontas' grave in kent
wish i could marry a yankoid woman and live happily in colorado or something
ummm, the japanese can tweet in the pastim scared broshttps://x.com/kano9x/status/145669840114425857
>mate I've been sat here straining on the toilet for hours so don't tell me I'm not conscripitated
>>220224282Colorado does seem beautiful
favourite robbie williams song?
can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire
>>220224168my ancestors
>>220224268yeah, suppose i've been epically le 'done' o algo
scuhghhreaming
You have 10 seconds to name a film starring Jeremy Irons
im a hispanic teen and i fucking love chinese food
>>220224302Millennium
white girls' pink soles
i do my poo poooooi do my poo pooto the tune of that song whatever the hell its called
>>220224318The football club has a bus?
>>220224320Dungeons and Dragons
>>220224304
>>220224320dead ringers
If I get drafted I'll probably be at HQ designing uniforms for the army or themed menus for the lads on the frontlines
>>220224328this is an 80s song isn't it
Warwick Davis in a gimp suit running around fighting people
>>220224327you sick fuck!
>>220224320Dead Ringers
>>220224320brideshead revisited
>>220224352Indian freak
>>220224348yeah we've all seen return of the jedi mate
>>220224332>>220224339>>220224359>>220224361well done, have a good day! :)
the lion's king
once tried to romantically kiss my ex gf's bum and she deliberately farted in my face and started laughing and gave me horrific pink eyemiss her
>>220224320Kingdom of heaven
>>220224346dontknow
ok lads, time for work, have a great day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76nN04vrVGE
Live in a village that's basically the British Silent Hill
honestly and truly I don't think I have ever made it through Kingdom of Heaven without falling asleep well before the endI should really try watching it as an adult to see if I can make it through, it's meant to be a good movie
>>220224339Are lots of films still filmed in Toronto, or is that a thing of the past?
>>220224385hartlepool isn't a village though lad
if i get conscripted ill be letting them know day 1 i need a silenced ump45 and the predator harrior pavelow killstreaks
>>220224377You’re a virgin who’s never spoken to a woman other than your mum.
>>220224336nice
>>220224409ok
Women love semen. It's macabre.
>>220224409ktim
favourite spike lee joint?
>>220224384sounds like bow wow wow if they relaxed for a few minutes
>>220224331yes that's how they get to the stadium
pale skin is hotter than any other physical feature
>>220224394fr og ts lowkey tuff he the goat fs
my friends gf at the time used to flirt with me, would message me in the evenings on bbm and eventually told me she wanted to come and shag mei couldnt bring my self to do it behind his back, now i'm 32 and a virgin
>>220224394famously only worth watching if you do the directors cutthe theatrical release basically doesn't make any sense they butchered it
they're adding sex to minecraft
>>220224437You’re literally not even hiding the fact you’re fucking Indian now
convince me to make a coffee
are the dead kennedys on your list? why or why not?
>>220224441he might have been in on it for all you know
LIVERPOOL
>>220224394It's an anti-Christian film that depicts the Christians as the aggressors, and tradlarpers latched on to it because of the aura farming edits on tik tok.
Will be converting to Islam before I get drafted, can't be on the front lines when you have to pray five times a day
>>220224431For me, Inside Man
>>220224302The Genie song from Aladdin.
jerusalem has cum
>>220224468in what way the christians not the aggressors
>>220224441she sounds like a whore i would have told him
>>220224468>depicts the Christians as the aggressors>depictsAnon, it was called a Crusade for a reason
>>220224477Muslims were LITERALLY invading Europe, over 90% of Spain had been taken.
>>220224468>depicts the ChristiansAnon, you're never going to believe which side invaded the middle east.
>>220224468Christians were the aggressors and they were completely justifiedstop apologising to browns for winning
>>220224455This is the second time you've called me Indian in this thread and you're still wrong
>>220224492Newsflash, retard: two things can be true at once.
Why can’t/don’t women just out right reject you without the random excuses?
>>220224477>>220224486>>220224494Actually indoctrinated
>>220224477nigga muslims didn't exist in that area before they invaded it, all of the crusades were defensive in nature
>>220224500just fuck her off and ignore her you gimpy little warwickoid
>>220224503Are you denying the crusaders invaded Jerusalem? Did the Pope not call a Holy War?
only had sex with prostitutes personally romance terrifies meim a scared little boy
>>220224505Bros lived in Europe, how is travelling to the middle east defensive?
>>220224505This is simply historically false. I suggest you put down the neo-nazi propaganda streams for a day and read a book.
>>220224500this is the moment you're supposed to just stop replying
The Crusades were good and based, regardless of who the aggressor was. Fuck Islam.
>>220224522>>220224529lmao, muslims just spawned in jerusalem
he makes some good points
>>220224544People converted over centuries you actual retard
I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
>>220224500“Good luck with your surgery. Hit me up whenever you feel like it *emoji*”
>>220224520scrolled past this comment too fast and almost thought you said something evil
So fucking tired and bored of everything and everyone and every cunt on this website
tfw I have to pay more for electricity because retarded American evangelicals in 2026 actually think the Crusaders were right
became angry and upset at internet posts award
Anyone remember Rishi Sunak?
>>220224563sorry I forgot about islams peaceful expansion
Mad how you get middle class white women walking around in terrorist garb. Why does the left align itself with Islam? Is it a case of opposites attract/
>>220224602no not really
Arse in agony for shagging too much. Got the sod on ice
>>220224398yeah lots of stuff gets filmed here, movies and american tv shows. large north american cities really are generic, toronto can pretty much stand in for all of them
every christian online is such a weird freak
me when sacked tranny gets conscripted and is doxxed by shahed drone footage on a compilation
>>220224610the highest principle of all leftists regardless of label is hating white people
>>220224609And Christianity was spread by peace? Moron.
>>220224596Shut it you godless leftist heathen.
men have periods toonot talking about that troon shitebut mens moods change with the moon like womens
This isn't work safe
a mezzanine seat to see the flickers
>>220224602Fuck that piece of shit
that's some damn fine coffee
>>220224635wym
trump vindicated then
If you scream in /brit/ you scream in real life
Not drank booze for a week now. Still feel anhedonic like nothing is worth doing
>>220224625Not the anon you were replying to. Christianity is the true religion. Islam is false. Needs no more justification than that.
>>220224670scream
in bed, supposed to be on toil at 8, but I'm in bedx
>>220224646Depends where you work
>>220224658men have monthlt cycles of mood
fucking woke nonsense
>>220224683get in the fucking mines
>>220224195>>220224249it's been scientifically proven that you enjoy a film more if you've had the plot spoiled
>>220224625Mostly actually yeah if you disregard the Saxon Wars and the Spanish Empire. Even then, in the second case, the goal was the riches of the new world not merely because they were pagans
>>220224671were you a drunkard
>>220224625either way, christianity was in the middle east firstI bet you think reconquista was terribly mean too
>>220224689i have noticed i get more alpha around the full moon..
>>220224635it's not the same
>>220224692girl on the left looks like my gf
>>220224671depending on how badly you abused it might take some weeks before you feel better like x
>>220224699Was drinking 4-5 pints in a session twice a week
not been to sleep yet
>>220224711You’re a virgin. The only girl you speak to is your mum now do one freak
>>220224704
hell god baby damn no
>>220224675you have turned off your brain for the cult. a sad way to live.
likemong wants to be northern so badly lol
>>220224716noo you cant insult me like that please take it back
>>220224635mood changes? get back to me when you're throwing up and your insides feel like they're being scraped out with a melon baller
mad how normal people have gfs and have sex and feel loved:/
Reckon sheep vagina probably feels good. Had a mate whos dad shagged a sheep, said it was better than a human vagina
very drunk lads
>>220224730Stop lying then it’s boring
>>220224723Christianity is the least cult like of any religion now or in historyI bet you think anyone that isn’t a nihilistic materialist like yourself is in some sort of “cult” for stupid people and should be sectioned. Only leaving rational freethinking atheists like (you) to lead humanity into our bright science fiction like future.
>>220224737women dont throw up on their period though
>>220224737woke shite
>>220224738Not that mad, it's the default option for our species. What's really mad is how people who are perpetually single and friendless don't ust kill themselves from the crushing isolation and loneliness
>>220224738Get on the hinge lad
>>220224748>Christianity is the least cult like of any religion now or in historyCome on now anon, lets be serious or call it a day
>>220224741Welsh was he?
jesus christ I've just pasted the exact same thing twice in a row fuck me.THIS IS THE CORRECT ONE:[4chan Settings] > Misc > Custom CSS (tick) > [Edit] > type the following:.center.middlead {display: none;}.danbo-slot {display: none !important;}Save CSS > Save Settings
>>220224756yeah I was being ironic because I am in fact the abnormal one
>>220224747just joshing with ya wee man i like your gimmick really you little freak x
>>220224768Kiwi, mate
>>220224713nothing wrong with that. not a problem. ive drank half a bottle of vodka a night for 8 years and i think it is a bit of a problem.
>>220224748totally sane and none seething response from someone definitely not in a cult
>>220224771Sorry, I lack social skills due to being single and friendless, so struggle to recognise normal conversational cues such as that
I watched Midsommar and it taught me all white religions are weird freaky ass cult shiet
> Labour lost the white working-class vote to Greens in Gorton and Denton, party analysis findsRight… just not true though is it?
>>220224750some do if the pain gets bad enough
>>220224786kek this is me
>>220224692milo yiannopoulos looking guy
i believe in god, and that jesus christ is our lord and savior (the king of all kings) but i don't believe in no sex before marriage and going to church
>>220224791i watched midsommar and it reminded me that you can die painlessly with a car and a garage
>>220224783Na it felt like a lot and I worry about health issues coming into my 30s and middle age. It wasn't good
>>220224801So you're a Catholic then?
How come Milo got canceled for endorsing paedophilia but Sargon didn't get canceled when he endorsed noncing?
timmybucktoo
>>220224801Why do you Jewish fellas call Jesus king, I thought the superjew hated kings and wasn’t into that sort of power dynamic
>>220224801> i don't believe in no sex before marriageWhy not? Every study shows the more partners a person has the harder they find it to ever settle down with one person? God knows this
>>220224813no they dont believe in sex before marriage and go to church regularly
>>220224767No. Why should we? Why should we consider the largest religion in the history of the world and the moral and spiritual foundation of our civilisation merely a cult for crazy low IQ people? You probably think you can’t be smart and religious
The escort I see likes Tracey Emin, Sylvia Plath and Tayor Swift. Reckon she's a nutcase?
>>220224829because then you risk marrying someone who isn't sexually compatible with you, you need to feel the connection before you commit to it forever
>>220224836>It has a lot of followers therefore it's right and justifiable IQ of a stone
Mad how you can be relaxing enjoy a friendly thread of /brit/ but at any moment they’ll turn racist or noncey. Powdered keg ready to blow really isn’t it.
>>220224750you have much to learn
>>220224856> who isn't sexually compatible with youExplain
>>220224855She sounds like the most boring bland safe-feminist bitch in the world
Love big fat tits me. Ones where you can grip them with two hands.
>>220224859are you black
>>220224796is it you
Sargon "It depends on the child" of Akkad still gets loads of views from Reform/Restore Britain types despite being a paedophile freak
>>220224855
>78.5kgI really don’t get it the numbers keep going down but I still look the same
>>220224859bad actors
>>220224863shagging isnt just a physical thing its mental too some people you have a certain connection with that makes sex much better
>>220224875charli xcx on a madone
>>220224898Yeah I’ll ask again,EXPLAIN >is just mental initNot an explanation Try again
Ever stayed in a bothy overnight? What was the experience like?
Kinda grim how to get super talented at fingerstyle guitar playing you have to have the nails on one hand dead short and the nails on the other hand dead long
>>220224926knew a lad who had a wank in one of these
>>220224918some thing feel better for brain than other thing
iron maiden… you don’t see British lads like that anymore do you.
>>220224795it's not even from pain, the cramping and muscle contractions can cause nausea and vomiting. same thing can cause horrible period poos
iron gammon
Love my cabergs
>>220224946same for fingerstyling your mam
>>220224949reckon you just coom on the floor in a bothythe wind blows it away or it dissolves or whatever
>>220224946Not true. You can get finger picks that act as nails for your picking fingers. Also your nails don’t need to be very long to pick with them, especially for nylon. If you are skilled you just need a slither of nail really. t. Fungerpickin’ guitarist
lewis open uplewis lewis
Give Emma Watson's ass a sniff for good luck lads.
World would be infinitely better with just atheists, deists, pantheists, pagans, dharmic religions, sinitc/daoic religions.Basically - without the abrahamics. They're the problem makers, the brainwashers, and killers of history.
>>220224982trvke
>>220224982world would be better without you in it
>>220224993simply untrue
>>220224926no but seems like it would be fun, like being in a horror movie or a historical drama
i want to fall in love
>>220225007ktim
Jarl Balgruuf sex arse
Poor lad looking for love on 4chan. Bloody grim that
only thing i'd trust with my love in this world is my parents, my pets and my children
Almost April, then May, the half the year gone
>>220224982the world's greatest art was produced under christianity and christian culture though and churches are the most beautiful buildings
>>220225048entirely subjective and in my opinion incorrect
Just sent the ol' curriculum vitae to Brown Biomass LtdHope it works out
>>220225045yeah but it's all good stuff left: summer, autumn and comfy halloween, then christmas
Why don't they reforest Britain?
when you think about it we're just machines that turn other living things into our poo
early islamic science with christian architecture was all this world needed
isn't this how "mister beast" became famous? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5mPrpZ_hHM
>>220225061Ok you are on track to burn in hell by the way
>>220225061what art, music, and architecture is more beautiful?
>>220225118wake up, life is already hell you deranged cult goon
>ANALYSIS: Salah ahead of Ronaldo among Premier League greats
>>220225092>Islamic scienceAKA Greek, Ancient Egyptian, Ancient Persian, and Ancient Mesopotamian science.
im moderately spergy and awkward yet i still managed to seduce and shag a girl my age when i was 16. so whats your excuse?
>>220225128all cultures have their own beauty, but Chinese and Japanese for a start
>>220225129Oh wow imagine being this ignorant
>>220225084turning plants and animals into poo is our sacred mission on this earth
>>220225079can't park your white evoque on a forest mate how is Mrs Patel next door and Mr Singh on the other side gonna know that your son Bilal was able to buy you a range rover if it's blocked by treeshe didn't buy those trees they were just there already so they're pointless get them chopped down and get hot tarmac poured over the earth
>>220225140> im moderately spergy and awkwardProbably because you aren’t. Or your idea of spergy and awkward is the most trivial shit ever that no one cares about
>>220225154you think too highly of your self. belonging to a cult often instills a sense of righteous narcissism and ego-centric superiority. humble yourself or someone will come along one day and put you in your place, and you won't like it.
>>220225147weeb
>>220225147ngl, i cant think of anything beautiful about sub-Saharan cultures.
theres a dark energy nexus in tokyo that drains your soul the longer you spend there
x
>>220225171Evil evil people
WHAT kind of irish is your grandaaaad
Frieren S2 has been very underwhelming and nowhere near as good as the first season
>>220225139al-khwarizmic, ibn sina, al kindi, ibn haytham, ibn shatir, al ma'mun ibn rushd, fatima al fihri the list goes on
earliest ive been awake in a long time
>>220225252fraisier isnt funny
just witnessed someone getting done over on /g/
>>220225227
>>220225171This is why home owner associations are actually a good thing.
>>220225267omds
>>220225253all greek/persian knowledgethe islamic golden age is a modern leftist myth
>>220225252>hastily written filler season isn't as good as the one they had time to plan out properlyshocking
Some of my happiest moments were going home on the train after finishing uni at 1pm on Friday.
>>220225252get the bigger tits on the purple-haired girl made canon pronto
garden ripped up, earth salted, tarmac pouredit lush
>>220225253Avicenna was legit, the rest were regurgitating previously known knowledge.
>>220225292They need to fit 5 family's worth of cars on there you racist incel
>>220225171this is goodthose hedges were illegal as per the 1980 highways act
>>220225292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4gINSHALLAH
>>220225284Going home to study hard, no doubt? You were studying Classics at Oxford, right anon?
>>220225147there is beauty ofc in other cultures but objectively the height of painting, music, and dance in the west was superior to anything originally produced by china or japan
How do i politely leave my ejob
>>220225292why do they hate nature so much. why does leftypol worship these vile people.very saddening
mental that swan lake sounds like harry potter
>>220225301cope, al khwarizmic predicted the circumference of the globe when europe still thought it was flat
>>220225310Prefer not to say
>>220225323That's a common but incorrect claim. It's like how during the King's coronation people kept thinking they were playing the Champion's League theme song.
Any top shaggers in? I need help with my shagging. Can't make carpets like in pic and it's annoying me
Which one of you wanted my phone number for netflix
>>220225323Harry Potter sounds like Swan Lake you mean
>>220225328the greeks knew the earth was round over a millennia prior to him though...
Everyone knew the world was round. You can't sail without figuring it out and everybody sailed. Nobody in the pre-industrial period too flat earthers seriously and you shouldn't do so now.
>>220225343mad that swan lake sounds like harry potter
>>220225378>and you shouldn't do so now.oh yeah?
harry plopper and the goblet of shite
>>220225328Europe never thought the world was flat.
>>220225343>incorrectSo you're saying they don't sound alike?
>>220225328this is so retarded you HAVE to be a paki, like there's no other explanation
>>220225361the greeks didn't know the circumference thoughbeit
>>220225415Not at all, just that they don't sound similar, they are two different things that people think sound similar
Never watched a single harry potter film after part 3 (hindi dubbed on POGO), 2005
>>220225328https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EratosthenesThis guy calculated the circumference of the Earth.
FEMALE SAILOR BRANDED “CANCER ON THE SHIP” AFTER 7 SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON MALE & FEMALE CREW!Able Seaman Sian Dowsett, 25, accused of groping crotches, repeatedly slapping bottoms, pinching nipples and grabbing/caressing a female shipmate’s breasts while purring “do you like that baby girl?” aboard HMS Dauntless.“Opportunistic” attacks on two men and two women during 2023-2024 deployments wrecked morale.One victim told court-martial: “She is a bit of a cancer on the ship.”Dowsett denies all – claims it’s “made up” rumours. Trial ongoing at Bulford.phwoar she can have my able seaman
>>220225442So what are you saying is the incorrect claim?
>>220225427they knew it to within 2% margin of errorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8cbIWMv0rI
>>220225328>The ancient Indian astronomer Aryabhata (476–550 CE) calculated the Earth's circumference to be approximately 24,835 miles (km) in his work Aryabhatiya. This measurement is remarkably accurate, being less than 0.2% off from the modern accepted value of 24,901 miles (km).Arabs just took the chapters from Indian books and translated it for western semites Same with number system
i'm left handed
>>220225323the orchestration is similar but the melody sounds pretty different to me. some parts sound reminiscent of the sugar plum fairy too, just very tchaikovsky overall i guess
poooooooo.........poo on my arse.........poooooo..........poo on my big fat arse........
new >>220225506
>>220225454sounds like a bulldyke so I will withhold my opinion until a picture of her emergesobviously if she's hot and femme then she should be released without charge
>>220225348the 70s look so comfy i wish i lived back then