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vgh japan edish
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hi gong
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sup doods
wanna talk some shit?
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Today... comfy
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pragmata in 2weeks+2days
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blud is comfy today
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aaa
so much shit to do and no motivation to do any of it
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gigantic cümügi tetonhas
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>>220225051
When prostagma?
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>>220224905
i wanna rest
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>>220225072
>>220225179
https://youtu.be/EcEqcbk-hpQ
vaccation on demand
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no prostagma
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>>220225072
same
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A shave has been acquired.

preshave: none
razor: Wilkinson Sword Edger
blade: the noname blades of DM that are made in Vietnam, 1st use
soap: Arko
brush: Nom boar
aftershave: Tarr aftershave

Those blades are very mellow, I wonder if it's possible to get a second shave on them.
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>>220225863
wait are those double edge blades for a single use only?
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>>220225797
i'm doing it but shit is piling up now
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kokoro's kokoros
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here we see a rice fairy trying to suck up to me (i was unimpressed)
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Neet life must be amazing. Sadly we need money to live
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>>220226247
cyce cyce jak donice najpiękniejsze w galaktyce
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need kotgirl
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>>220226547
.....
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Rat boat
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>>220226547
the grass is always greener on the other side
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>>220226341
in poland they say
>nie interesuj sie bo kociej mordy dostaniesz
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>>220226655
you in Praga?
when I was there I've seen a bobr
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>>220226547
it is indeed
>>220226635
this but nekogirl (asian kind)
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>>220226747
That's a nutria
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>>220226811
same shit
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>>220226821
okay, check out this bobr
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It's all about thighs ain't it
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>>220226863
very nice bobr, I bet he builds many dams
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it's not easy to sleep with a stuffy nose
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>>220226985
just snort water
works every tim
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>>220226867
It's all about the bobr inbetween them
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>>220227045
kocur musi być
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ladies and gentlemen
bobr kapiel

czech keyboard on my phone does not have the polish a
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why did mingu make it while intfarm didn't
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>>220226703
I know
>>220226747
Yes
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In some time can send ice skaters to simp. Japanese too
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this is what i crave
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>>220227182
poles have a different a?
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>>220227512
dressed up whores with milage the width of america?
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>>220227533
maybe he meant ą
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Is it normal ti see drunk people at 12 p.M. here in prague?
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>>220227540
i'm teaboo
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>>220227619
It's fucking Prague, it's the same in every shithole filled with tourists
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>>220227619
when I visited I once are at a restaurant that seemed fairly normal, but was near office buildings at about 1pm and people in suits would order 1L beers to go with their food so I guess so
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>>220227619
what's wrong with that?
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>>220227565
a with tail, kitty cat a
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>>220227672
I think it's worse because for brits it's fucking cheap.
>>220227713
A dude was punching the air in the subway and he almost punched a kid lmao
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>>220227742
>A dude was punching the air in the subway and he almost punched a kid lmao
the weak shall fear the strong
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>>220227619
I would fit right in
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>>220227182
>kuuurwa jutro niedziela wykąpać się do kościoła trzeba kuuurwa
that's what he said
>>220227395
i might be stupid but idk what he meant by this
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>>220227868
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fugg it, melatonin time
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>>220227969
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>>220227863
I remember some dutches drinking wine at 8 A.M. while eating some patries. I mean ok
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>>220227944
I actually never throw up when I drink
And I would never be at a party I would just wander the streets drunk
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>>220226004
Depends on the length and the strength of your beard. Those DM blades are soft I wouldn't use the second time unless you just cut some hair under your armpits. Some people use their blades only once. Would be common with Feather that's insanely sharp but only for the first shave the second time it's dull. Wilkinson blades have a ceramic coating and they last like 6 shaves for me. Green Astra and BiC Astor like 4. Treet Platinum and green Derby like 3. The sharpest that I use regularly is the Wilkinson Sword and the BiC, they are both intended for shitskins in the Middle East like Permasharp which is the only proper Russian blade left but they are expensive. Like that's 7ron for a 5 pack and rare to find when BiC Astor is 2.8ron per 5 pack and available just around the corner literally. The rest I order online.
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>>220228006
why are you doing this to laolad? you said he didn't like that
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queen
i mean gwen
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>>220228101
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>>220228091
>>220228101
he secretly does
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>>220228191
this
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can't stop farting
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>>220228101
>>220228368
Acceptable for a Jewish woman.
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>>220228361
brapper bro
strudel effect
>>220228368
i hate this footwear desu
but when they dandle it it's kinda sexo
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me rn
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>>220228788
gigakubica
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>The Profesia portal faced a cyberattack.Fraudsters obtained clients' resumes, there is a risk of misuse of personal data

so what, you gonna apply for jobs with my poor resumé?
good luck with that nigga
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>>220228788
Doesn't matter. Just take estrogen for your hair loss and vote Konfederacja.
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I don't think my body is capable of digesting potato chips anymore
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>>220228788
hello misiek koterski
>>220228848
https://youtube.com/shorts/0cshPfNYpFM
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I am tempted to buy gookslop
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Every single possible Chinese-made butterfly razor is just a near exact copy of the Gillette Superspeed from the 60s. All that they changed is handle knurling patterns and handle length.
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The head is exactly the same what the Weishi razors have and obviously the same what the Wilkinson Sword Edger has since it's a rebranded Weishi.
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The only good thing about a vintage Gilette would be that it's brass, even the doors so unless you throw it into the ocean it will work even decades from now.
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>>220228946
basado latinx's note
(i don't understand latin language nor culture
english even)
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>>220229061
you mean food or crimson desert?
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>>220229438
Latin culture is easy to understand. If it looks like a woman, you fuck it. If it doesn't, you don't.
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>>220229580
PEGATE PARA ACÁ Y SIENTE EL IMPACTO
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>>220228086
with those 6 blade disposable heads i can shave my head like 5 times if i trim it first
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>>220229123
aren't they all the same?
like the blades are standard there's not a lot of wiggle room
like HATO rifles and stanag mags
well maybe there's a bit more wiggle room there
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>>220229460
crimson desert
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>>220229896
if you think that cs.rin doesn't want to hack your ass or something you can download fitgirl's repack
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>>220229971
not installing botnet
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>>220229832
Not at all. Some are sharper, some milder. Some sharpenened at certain degrees to a certain grain. Different coating is being used. Some are heat treated, some aren't. They made a market for all sorts of skin types and beard coarseness. Your skill will matter, the aggression level inherent to a razor will matter, the soap/creme will matter. People with sensitive skin generally can't take BiC Astor even if they use a Mühle R89 or a Feather Popular a plastic butterfly razor, both are for daily shaving. But then if you use a gentle blade like a green Derby in a Mühle R41 or a Fatip open comb you are still guaranteed to fuck your face up because those razors are meant to take down a week long growth. An average run of the mill sharp and forgiving blade that most people use and can use like 4-5 times is the green Astra, it's a sub brand of Gillette. It's like 44ron here for 100 blades. You'll find it on Emag.
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home soon
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>>220230438
What are you going to do?
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>>220230270
sorry i should've been more clear i meant the handles, not the blades
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started drinking only unpasteurized beer and wow it tastes so much better, i feel cultured now
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Beer....
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tadaima
vifon kimchi
2 cheesy berlinki with breadroll
nutella bun
2 danios
cola zero zero and water
>>220230704
play games, goon, watch yt
shitpost
>>220231071
>>220231373
stop maggyarboozing
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that's quite indecent
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CSM finally ended guys! The world of anime and manga can move on
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>>220231511
but if they like it?
also ege szege
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what's a danio?
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>>220231546
miyabi's cunt
>>220231577
thanks
beer is killing your brain
>>220231597
https://danio.com.pl/produkty/4-pak/danio-o-smaku-waniliowym-4-pak/
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>>220231569
/a/ is still in full meltdown
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>>220230794
Even within the same factory they produce certain variation for the head as well as the handle. You can tweak the aggression levels by raising the slope of the baseplate which will retract the blade more and thus giving you less blade exposure, make it more flat the blade protrudes more it shaves more aggressive, the weight of the handle also changes the aggression level during the shave. The Wilkinson Sword Edger is in the lower row. It's made of brass mostly, the handle. The internal rod is stainless steel, the baseplate of the head and the T-bar looks like aluminium to me and the doors of the head like some zamak alloy. The really cheap ones sold for 5 bucks on Temu as all sorts of noname razors and with shorter handle generally use zamak instead of brass in the handle, use brass instead of steel as the rod.
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back when i finished S1 i thought it's such a shame they went away from workplace comedy amd turned it into school comedy
now everybody says the whole second part was a waste
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>>220231511
Na zdrowie
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>>220231650
>>220231676
Yes but it's the last one. I am so glad.
Part one was goated, but part 2 was a clownfiesta
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>>220231713
>now everybody says the whole second part was a waste
This so much.
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>hianime gone
>9anime works
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Maybe I should watch this.
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>>220231752
dziękuję
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>>220231799
but you have to download them anyway to make funny screencaps
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>>220231628
>beer is killing your brain
good
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>>220231775
people on /a/ seemed to enjoy it a lot
i think they're just mad about the ending

i'm an aop and frankly i wasn't really interested in a whole new cast and a whole new setting
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i watched the cock anime yesterday
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>feel depressed
>overeat to cope
>feel depressed due to overeating
why am I like this
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>>220231872
dorohedoro second season is coming in a week so you can watch the first now
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it's orbver
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>>220232204
soft
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I simped for asian girls on ice
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>>220232162
I'm like this too if I find a reason for it I'll let you know
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:D
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>>220231935 bad
>>220232025
magyar is watching cocks
>>220232162
you need to overfap mate
>>220232184
can't wait
>>220232189
they will replace chinks with nigs now
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>>220232476
based
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>>220232700
like jingling keys in front of a baby but for zoomers
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>>220232648
I'm so depressed I'm not even horny. I could get up right now and pay for some adult entertainment (money is not really an issue) but I'm just so out of it I'm not even interested in that. That's how far gone I'm. Feeling pretty ambivalent about living, and feeling pretty ambivalent about dying.
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why is every czech so fucked up
it's the lack of religion innit
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>>220232700
you keep posting this gal (?) and i keep thinking it's Popeszku's troon
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i just dont want to do anything today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViFHruS6oO8
soon
>>220233149
this anon needs some hobby
>>220233219
no it's my troon
>>220233379
wanna talk some shit?
>>220233596
tits burger
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>>220233659
>>220233659
>wanna talk some shit?
no
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nooooo
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based
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At the ice rink today there was this polish skater, kurakova. She is mediocre as skater but damn her tits. The best part of her performance in that tiny dress.
I just jerked off to few pics of her (she is legal here 21yo)
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>>220234071
>>220234101
wat
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>>220234101
this is gay stuff isn't it
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>>220234235
is she a pro skater, or just a whore who is skating
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>>220234101
What
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>>220234235
>kurakova
kurwa krowa
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I actually heard a woman speaking reasonably and I am genuinely shocked. maybe she was one of those transgenderists and she's actually a he, because only a male brain can talk sense.
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>>220224541
What's this pic from?
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>>220234435
twitter
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>>220234449
I assumed it was a tv show of some sort. Could not find shit on reverse search.
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>>220234307
Pro skater
>>220234362
Lol.
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too much kofe
hands shaky
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>>220234682
why sip so much?
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>>220234712
i made a super long one because i felt i needed it
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how do you feel about clicker and idle games?
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>>220234932
i liked candy box 2 a lot
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>>220235029
didn't beat it, I liked Universal Paperclips more
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>>220234932
I've had enough with cookie clicker for a lifetime
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>>220228879
Oh no, they obtained my 4+ year old CV
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back home
beering, cheers anons
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some wagie called me then accidentally hung up after like two seconds. it wasn't a robocall, afaik
i don't like waking up before my alarm
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>>220233207
low salaries and high rent
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>>220235484
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>>220234932
>how do you feel about clicker and idle games?
anti-idle was my favorite flash game, i used to play it on kongregate every day
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my cabbage tastes like burned rubber
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>>220235629
what rubber are you eating that tastes like cabbo
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>>220235764
>he didn't burn tyres
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>>220235488
he should apologize
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>>220235920
its been six years since ive last touched a female hand
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>>220236182
You should visit your mom more often
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uh-oh
>>>/pol/531593220
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>>220236626
yeah, fuck that place
I'm never going back
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>>220236847
Germany?
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>>220236397
If I had been a girl, I would have helped you
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>>220236888
yes
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Prague city centre gave me vibes of kyoto. A city centre raped by anglos, hispanics and neapolitans. You should chage those categories.
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>>220236939
motorbote
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>>220236939
reminds me of that one manga artist whatshisname
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>>220236626
>>>/pol/531607095
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qduZx7rhYlI
LEEEEETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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booba
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HCjlCTMqxI

>>220237263
hood shit
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>>220237472
I'm officially obsessed with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_15LxerePQs
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eep or not to epp
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>>220235513
we should move to Poland
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>>220237671
o to ja zrobiłem ten screenshot
>>220235513
similar situation in poland
jews wants to get rid all of us
>>220238028
no eep
watch anime
btw reading dorohedoro now
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>>220238068
sorry we're full
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>>220237049
legend
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>>220236947
you mean like architecturally?
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bazunia. powinno być więcej Stolca na interneciet
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roze milosci najchetniej przyjmuja sie na grobach
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nie wal konia na sedesie bo po rurach echo niesie
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she's wearing THAT bikini
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>THAT bikini
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>>220238616
every big titty gravure model has a photo in that bikini for some reason
maybe it's a tradition or something
but
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Middle of the Cold War. The USA, fearing an attack from the USSR, trains spies to gather information. The course is completed by the best of the best of the best. Day of the briefing.
“Listen!” says the commander. “Your mission is top secret and very fuckin’ important. Your objective is to get to Moscow and obtain top secret information about the planned invasion! Then our contact in Vladivostok will arrange your return to the USA. Understood?”
“Yes, sir! I mean… Da, tovarishch komandir!”
They drop the agent in the middle of nowhere. After a few hours, he finds a village—just a handful of huts. He thinks: “OK. Theory is theory, time for practice.” He spots a babushka sitting on a bench and approaches her:
“Zdravstvuyte, babushka.”
“Zdravstvuyte, amerikanskiy shpyon.”
“Chto?”
“Zdravstvuyte, amerikanskiy shpyon.”
“Chto? I am not amerikanskiy spy, I am russkiy!”
“Niet, you not russkiy, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”
“I not russkiy? Nu pogodi!”
He sings for her the anthem of the USSR, “Katyusha,” “Kalinka,” “Pust vsegda budet solntse.”
“So what? I not russkiy?”
“Niet, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”
The guy thinks: “Damn it. How she knows? Yeah, I guess talking, singing, dancing—anyone can learn that. But this—no way…” He pulls out a half-liter vodka bottle from inside his coat, opens it, and downs it in record time.
“So what? I not russkiy?”
“Niet, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”
“But… kak vy? I speak kak russkiy…”
“Da.”
“I sing kak russkiy…”
“Da.”
“I dance kak russkiy…”
“Da.”
“I even drink kak russkiy!”
“Da.”
“Then kak vy knew that I amerikanskiy shpyon?”
“Panimayesh… in our Soyuz, there are no black people.”
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>>220238724
zawsze niech bedzie slonce
zawsze niech bedzie niebo
zawsze niech bedzie mama
zawsze niech bede ja
nauczyli mnie tego w przedszkolu
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kino
>>220238724
that joke has gone stale desu
puccia has fallen
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>>220238856
so did usa. chinese curse has befallen us all.
may you live in interesting times
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How's anon suicidality tonight?
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>>220239207
close to 0
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>>220239207
i wanna live
but i wanna live a little better
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>>220239207
low, living is great even if it sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4_vNINiFl8
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>>220238181
The architecture is cool, i wish there were less drunk anglos to take picture in peace. I'm really tired btw. My ass is not used to walk for hours and hours.
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>>220239207
relaxing and flying, no kysing thoughts tonight
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>>220239386
try thai massage
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>>220239623
With happy ending? Do you know any of them?.
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>>220239207
Not a quitter
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>>220239638
Nah, not in Europe. But just a regular one should reenergize you
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life is awesome but not mine
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don't
bad
not a ranjeet joke post
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>>220239911
i didn't like those
classic peanut flavour was better
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>>220239911
is it cow poo flavoured?
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>>220239947
tastes like I don't know what, maybe some indian meal, I have zero eperience with that
terrible beer snack
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OH OH
AH AH
OH OH
AH AH
E AH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqsQI2Di2xY
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>>220239718
what are you drinking today? jamesones for me.
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no nite fleit mid autist dj gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4rEPNvDRpY
>>220240121
neat
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>>220240257
It's always smirnoff in this house
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>>220240257
I used to drink heavily. Nowadays get headaches even after one shot. Coping with tea and coffee. Hopefully I won't develop tolerance to these too...
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>>220240288
try nemiroff
my hobo fuel of choice
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>>220240288
acceptable but in current political climate? can't you get żubrówka, sobieski or luksusowa? the latter I recommend, I like potato wódka more than grain ones. but if you can only get russian stuff I'd recommend stoliczna, I don't like standard.
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>>220240288
>>220240475
seconding luksusowa
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>>220240410
Don't think we have that here
>>220240475
What I'm looking for is the cheapest and most flavourlest and that's what I'm getting, I don't care for politics
>żubrówka, sobieski or luksusowa
Doubt anything polish is available here
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>>220240543
don't you have slav stores somewhere in your town?
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>>220240629
In my province all liquor stores are government owned
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>>220240543
when I was in america I saw these half a gallon bottles of weird vodka so you are not buying the cheapest shwill. I got myself one of these but of tequila and drove through arizona while chugging it. you can do better.
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>>220240646
so like the nords. grim grim
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>>220240646
what does that mean?
they can't import foreign liquor and sell it?
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break time!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wm5dvp-7qE
YOUR HAND IN MINE
YOUR OTHER FINGERS IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT
I'M LOOKING UP, THIS CAN'T BE REAL
I'M FINALLY ALLOWED ONE QUIET MOMENT WITH YOU
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I just remembered donald and uncle scrooge were on some adventure and they visited hungary
donald couldn't handle paprika overload
this memory is 85% true
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>>220240674
I'm not american, see flag
>>220240761
Just means they're all identical and stock whatever the government decides
And no alcohol is sold outside of them so the existence of any slav store has nothing to do with this
Not that there are any slav stores around here, you guys are a minority among minorities here
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>>220240862
chat is it true?
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>>220240960
I've been to Canada only briefly so apologies. I understand you're different from the States but that was my only experience.
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>>220241019
I've only been to the US a few times but slop selection is one of the big differences, if they have 100 brands we have 10, if they have 100 flavours we have 5
I don't necessarily think this is a bad thing, I'm probably much less fat than I would be in the US (still fat though and guess who I blame)
And liquor is a lot cheaper down there, or at least used to be
When the Canadian dollar was on par with the US dollar anyone near the border would cross over for booze, and they'd cross the border and pay the tax for a lower legal drinking age
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>>220240976
in mid 90s we got polish edition of donald duck weekly(or biweekly?) cmic
dad used to buy me those, but missed #2 and I was curious what happened there,I know there was pizza and I don't know what happened tp it
did donald eat the pizza? I'll never know
kaczor donald was ghetto material
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>anyone near the border would cross over for booze, and they'd cross the border and pay the tax for a lower legal drinking age
interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM739WcdFkc
bottoms up!
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is it normal to daydream about teenage girls
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>>220241195
yes and don't let twitter hags tell you otherwise. chasing them is an another thing but I personally don't see it as a bad thing. I've fucked an 18 year old last week so what can I preach.
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fuck I had so many comic books... transformers, punisher, spiderman
parents gave almost all of them to neigbors kids when we moved
I still have the most important ones, wilq superbohater, collection of produkt, enki bilal comics and the best /co/ in the world, el borbah
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>>220241343
I pawned off my psx, ps2, psp, collection of cd action with discs (!) and a watch I got for communion because I was fiending. Stupid person making stupid things.
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>>220241343
Just tell yourself the kids who got them loved them as much as you did
Part of me wishes I kept every game and console I ever had but I know I wouldn't have kept using them all
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>>220241396
ps2 gave me a job
friend gave me money foe it, I bought a ticket to warsaw ind lived there for some time waging
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>>220241652
I hear you man
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>>220241396
heavy shit
i once saw a normal guy absolutely wreck himself with a gambling addiction so i know you don't need to be a special kind of retard to fall into that trap
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>>220241161
https://archive.org/details/kaczor-donald-1994-01_202502/page/n31/mode/2up
ciekawe czy ktoś ma jakieś archiwum pewnie na torrentach prywatnych może być w chujowej jakości
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good night lads
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>>220243180
Good night sweet boy
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>if you play golf in Japan and a get a hole-in-one, you are expected to buy everyone you played with an expensive gift to avoid grave misfortune
>the tradition is to taken so seriously, almost 50% of all golfers have a hole-in-one insurance
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>when are you coming to visit?
>when are you coming to visit?
>when are you coming to visit?
Maybe when my poor sweet sick old cat is either gone or well enough to survive a week without me, when are YOU coming to visit us?
Normies will never understand the love between autist and car
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>>220244152
*the love between autist and CAT all cars could die for all I care what good did they ever do me
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good morningstar fellas
my head is still wheee
fucking captcha
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sziasztok almak
WAGIES REPORT IN
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>>220246643
siema eniu
obczaj to >>220243139
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aliexpress app on the phone tells me to feel christmas atmosphere
>>220247092
>>220247099
elo luju
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>>220247099
zamn
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parówki w ketchup+mustard mix, rogal (ddl) and a protein bar, yum
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>>220244152
>>220245367
>>220246068
>>220246643
>>220247092
morning
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>>220247379
egészség big guy
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>>220247439
henlo, nice pic
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>>220247451
thank you
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>>220247147
it's almost easter holidays dude
>>220247379
njoy your feast king
>>220247439
szia
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*BRAAAP*
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doods i wanna play games and wank my cock instead of working
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shaved, left a little soul patch
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whenever you feel like everyone is a fucking stupid retard around you and you're the only smart person in the room, it's probably because it's true.
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>>220247973
sometimes people tell me I'm intelligent, I don't like it
I'm pretty dumb
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>>220247827
mr. clean
>>220247973
>>220248101 <--
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>>220248101
dumb people use 'intelligent' as a slur, what they truly mean is that you suck following authority. notice how they always say
>you're intelligent.......BUT
they always suggest that you should follow their line of thought, which is fucking retarded and gay, so to them, 'intelligent' is not something they say to compliment you.
btw I know all the pokemans up to gen 5 in generational order.
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I have fought my way through endless hordes of boomers in Aldi to reach the canned beans section. The hunt was successful, I have made my ancestors proud.
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good morning
can't believe it's already thursday
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>>220248581
Tomorrow i want to go to the zoo. Before watch the cuties on ice.
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>>220241234
>I've fucked an 18 year old last week
greentext?
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>>220248655
>>220248655
>>220248655
pepik woke up
i had to do this
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>>220248178
>taki był mądry a teraz umiera
:D
>>220248581
hello
feet friday tomorrow
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>>220248679
I don't make breads on phone so no need to panic
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>>220249047
i do tho



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