How do I get an Iranian gf?
>>220235495Convert to Zoroastrianism.
Become a Shia muslim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMpRExd3X8Y
If you're white I really hope you're not actually dating racial aliens, but if you need to empty your balls in one just go to any city they congregate in and do it..
>>220236636She looks like a young Sigourney Weaver
>>220236706These girls aren’t Iranian
>>220235495>>220236636>>220240048rhinoplasty victims
>>220240098First one is natty tho
>>220235495QT
>>220235495go there post-liberation and try your luck
>>220236706They are ditching Islam
>>220236636ive met some zoroastrian jeets so its not exactly a guaranteed iranian qt
>>220243341What are Zoroastrian jeetas like?
>>220235495just be white
>>220236637
>>220235495try the marines
>>220245675that only works with ching chongs
>>220245835Incorrect
>>220245675
>>220245809Why should he try the marines?
>>220243341 (Me)>>220243893theyre on the paler side of the jeet spectrumcan easily confuse with higher caste hindus but some actual jeet will know/explain better
>>220249362The more you know
>>220235495Lisan al gaib....
>>220235495kidnapping them like the operation in Venezera
>>220253300kek
>>220249362I wonder if any of the Indian flags practice Zoroastrian paganism
>>220235495You must make pilgrimage to California
>>220249362not a jeet but i am autisticthere are two seperate groups, parsis and iranis. parsis are the old stock who migrated because of muslim oppression along the middle ages and are more or less are fully jeeted, iranis are qajar-era refugees and are more iranian physically and culturally
>>220253849Aren’t the cali ones jewish?
>>220254103No, they're Zoroastrian (Muslim parents) and have fake boobs and lips
>>220254123Why do they wave israeli flags if they aren’t jewish?
>>220254205Because they hate the IRGC
Be gay
>>220254215I’m pretty sure most of them are Jewish tho
>>220235495Travel there and offer to accompany them out of the country to save them from the war on the condition that she marries you.
