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>>220236040Yooo that’s LOWKEY the Prez of the US
>>220236062What's it like having a 14 year olds palette?
>>220236040
>>220235962Thanks man, I'm happy you're alive and drawing breath and stuff too!
This thread definitely won't get deleted
cancuks will never get over it
Fucking retardsMake the thread at 310 so we won't have two of em
>>220236115Why, it's just a pig's eye?
Got pizza sauce on my shirt
>>220236139meltdown
>>220236040Where does that image come from?
>>220236139Mad because you baked for nothing
>>220236148God, you're a disgusting slob. Eating entire pizzas, getting sauce on your shirt. There's probably crumbs all over your mouth and chin too, lard-o
>>220236122We have 9, you got 2
sportsball is for retards controlled by the jews. i prefer anime girls and vtubers singing sweet songs in their cute voices to me
There I go touching my penis again
Cant cope with the fact that Knopfler and Simon are jewish
>>220236174There's crumbs all in my beard and I sharted my underwear
>>220236192Gta 3 pedestrian quote tier post award
>>220236163I dont know its an eye of a pig
>>220236214It's donald trump
>>220236216Counting them as UK lmao even
>>220236178chicano cuckold
>>220236236repeal the 8th, 14th, and 19th
>>220236233t. not sovereign until 1982
today's incelwalk musical program:a double helping of yacht alsoran Dane Donohuethis unknown gem of a folk album by a man named Richard Newman, Scottish folk legend Bert Jansch & his future American wife Loren Auerbach (both are not deceased)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDy85E99RU
A dark omen rises over Babylon. The Star of Remphan falls.
>>220236259We were never part of the UK retard
*now deceased
my dad told me he's writing a book but then went on to elaborate that he's just feeding plot points and characters to AI and then stitching the results together
bbc wins
>>220236040dude is that trump?
>>220236264
>>220236362Orange pig
>>220236379I don't get italso, I think I'm gonna be watching cop movies instead of haunting this thread tonight cause there's a good thread for that up on /tv/
>>220236334Im two years older than Jim Morrison when he died and Im a useless khhv retard who doesnt lnow what to do with his life now
>>220236122Canadians will seethe about this then do nothing about infinity jeets coming here or blatant corruption by the Libjeets. NPC country.
>>220236297head of state check
>>220236419Go to the cold desert beach alone and watch the sea while thinking about ending yourself, that's what Ill do this saturday
Gonna have el pollo loco with broccoli and macaroni and cheese
Went to the gym. Everyone clap
Just snizzed
SAARS
>>220236475I cooked pork surloin in a veggie sauce and some veggie soup
>>220236469the beach is like 100 km away and I don't drive. I do have a free pass for all public transport in the country due to my disability but that would basically be a waste of 5 hours
why is every foreigner that posts in this general a mentally ill sexless attentionwhoring loser?
>>220236544Why is it that you won't have sex with me?
>>220236544got me there...tho I think I'm pretty entertaining when I'm on da sauce
>>220236524In what way are you disabled if I may ask
Don't you hate it when you're on the stairmaster and then you see someone with a nice ass and you're like fuck I have to go home and fap
>>220236544I wouldnt be posting here otherwise, sweet cherry pie
>>220236607I don't use the stairmaster. Nobody masters me. I use the stairslave.
>>220236591I have no visible defects but I have the physical strength & agility of a 10 year old kid. I'm also autistic, not even an aspie, just a full blown autist, which is why it has taken me till age 40 to achieve a semblance of normalcy, at least mentally
>Book tattoo appointment two months ago>Let artist know what I want and ask him if he can do it>He tells me he can and it's no problem>Today he tells me it's above his skill level and he cantBruh, I'm taking this as a sign to just save the money for strip clubs
>>220236236vtubers are for whites
Black man goes to jail for KFChttps://youtu.be/o1oLjkM9i3A?si=n1Z_rLHQ5q1Mw6f7
>>220236591Sta senza penzie, juagliò, many such cases
>>220236662How do people avoid becoming like you? You can be a lesson to the future so you're not that useless actually
4chan revised its 30 million monthly visitors to 20 million monthly visitors
SAAAAAARS
>>220236664Tattoos are kinda trashy tbqh
>vtubers are for whites
google's AI mode pisses me the fuck off because it doesn't appear to have a language setting
>>220236768You are a different Slovenian from the normal guy, aren't you?
I think my owala water bottle is giving me mold poisoning
>>220236719Being senza penzie sounds great in this retarded world
>>220236739my advice is don't get born six months after Chernobil. I'm done yet, tho, I could easily pass for 30 tho, so I'm gonna start streamin, maybe youtubin, maybe get some capital, make some trades, maybe that'll net me a girl (even some college age girls still make eyes at me), and if not, I may get autismbux and just live a simple life off that
>>>/gif/30443027le fap
>>220236789Basically RE7's plot
Everyone below this line is a jeet---------------------------------------------
>>220236785no
>>220236830Code Veronica was best RE
>>220236804Heh heh
‐--------------------------------------End of the line
*not doneSAAAAAR
>>220236861LINE END HERE
anyone knows whats wrong with me?
>>220236829Kill yourself
scran
>>220237036Yes
>>220236816Kek you're a good lad. Please do those things anon, those are cool ideas and try to get a headstart on your ideas as soon as possible. Definitely get your application for autismbux started and submitted too, it probably takes a long time for that to get processed and delivered.
>>220237036Not enough vitamin C
>>220237043go on
>>220237048>Definitely get your application for autismbux started and submitted too, it probably takes a long time for that to get processed and delivered.yeah, it's been pending since september
>>220237069HEY YOUYOU'RE LOSIN YOU'RE LOSIN YOU'RE LOSIN YOU'RE LOSINYOUR VEETAMEEN CEEEEE
>>220237042It was good until they poured gravy all over it
the funny thing is that even tho I'm no good physically, I'm still a tall mesomorph, so my body can endure quite a lot of drug & alcohol abuse...it must be destiny
turns out i'm probably eligible for that new canadian citizenship thing, though i'm not sure the documents to prove it will still exist so i'm not getting my hopes up
>>220237160even the gravy looked okay, they just did too much. they should have situated the fish balls in the lower left trident, built a little bulwark with them, then have the gravy by their plate's edge. curious what dressing that was for the carrots.
>>220237042>fish ball>is actually a pattyi don't think that's "gravy"
What was more significant; Operation Desert Storm (1991) or Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003-2010)?Do you think Operation Epstein Fury is more significant than either, neither, or both?These questions have been living rent free in my head for weeks now. Desert Storm was larger than either in terms of forces deployed in combat at any specific time, and it invoked a new era of warfare and dramatically altered the region in ways a lot of people underestimate. It led to Oslo and thus the partitioning of Palestine, and U.S. presence in Saudi Arabia led to the GWOT. However the era of air supremacy warfare ushered in by Desert Storm seems to have shifted as passive air defenses have improved, as shown by Epstein Fury.Iraqi Freedom is also the only one of the three to not see conflict outside of Iraq's borders. Saudi Arabia and Israel were hit even during Desert Storm. That aspect makes it feel smaller and thus less significant than either in a way, even though it was obviously the longest and it's casualty rate easily the highest with combat fatalities among Army and Marines at about 64% of what we saw in Vietnam.I'd ask /k/ but I've literally gotten warned for "off-topic" for talking about missiles, drones and interceptors (ie, weapons) there.
Why the fuck would you want Canadian citizenship as an American
>>220237344Operations Epic Fail
>>220237344/k/ is an unusable glowie shithole
>>220237344What good has come of these various operations/wars?
>>220237381to dodge the draft, myan
>>220237381why not?
>>220237434Because it's useless? Why would you even want it or go out of your way to try to get it?
>>220237415>goodFor the arms manufacturers and politicians holding shares for them, or for like, the "greater good"?
>>220237381Having 2 passports is useful for travelling and tax avoidance
>>220237381I'm eligible and going to get it later this year
I'm so horny
So we got swedes, Brazilians, some kinda Russian, and an Ital This place is like a zoo
oh yeah, I also listened to an official live rendition of Dark Star from the 69 live album today while out walking, I can only suffer the Dead in 30 minute intervals like this song, and only when the songs that don't have a strong country bent...still, they had some good stuff. The 4 min single version of Dark Star is an American pop gem of the hippie era which I have been listening to since age 14, very tuneful and mysterious.
Sick of this Slovenian homo posting paragraphs in the thread
>>220237518I'm pretty sure half of those aren't even really from those countries
>>220237518>some kinda RussianI'm about as Russian as you are Dutch
americans are not really human if you think about it
Great thread
Wow, and one of the Belgae tooQuite the menagerie
How do you wear a speedo without your moose knuckle showing? Do you tuck up?
>>220237581We are called amerigods for a reason
>>220237569yeah, see, I've gotta start streaming, I need an outlet for my banter and a sense of community. I'll have it set up by the year's end
In the Gallic Wars, the term "going at it like Belgians" meant a particularly hard and wild fight
>>220237606Going to the gay beach party?
>>220237634Don't care didn't ask fuck off the thread
>>220237688aw, man, do you have to be so negative?
>>220237689Men are inherently more dangerous than women, women are just annoying
>>220237490I rest my penis, I mean case.
>>220237869Can I touch your penis?
watchin destiny
>>220237636The Romans considered the Belgians and Brits very similar peoples, unlike the other Gauls
im now down to 116 pounds at 5'11 after puking mah guts out for 5 days (sick) and the goyslop doesnt help with gaining weightgenuinely how do people get to 500lbs
It's funny that we live in the Gilded Age of nerds and somehow all we got was Colbert writing LOTR. Like why can't Bezos or Zuck or produce something?
>>220237909several of the Belgian tribes lived on both sides of the English channel, that's why
>>220237885You're hot to trot ain't you pal?
>>220237940Giga-Fat people get a significant portion of their caloric intake from beverages.
Why the fuck is this Russian trying to lecture us about the Romans
I wonder what she said to set him off
>>220237948Bezos was personally involved in the Rangz of Powah, i think we should be grateful there's not more of that
If drumpf fixed the economy, closed the borders, and added national voter id, the left would never win an election again
>>220238003she probably said some racist shit like white people always do. it's great watching racists get shown their place.
>>220237981cause I studied history, also Slovenes are more like Germans than like Russians, if you disregard the language, due to 1000 years of German rule
>>220238003Is there a prize when you get to 50?
>>220238003She said niggardly
>>220237819But women are much more dangerous than men when they have more power or strength than their victim
oh yeah, and several Slovenian towns bear slavicized forms of their old Roman-era names to this day. What used to be Postumia is now Postojna, Longaticum is Logatec, Celeia is Celje, etc.
>>220238067You go to jail for real BUT you get to say you identify as a woman and end up in a female prison where you can rape every woman in there
>that mad about vtubers and on an anime website
i realized asians dont necessarily have small eyes they're just weird shaped
Why do Asian women have sideways vaginas
>>220238318They dont
why do Asian women have fine akwa
Drinking a hot toddy
Still goin, this Russian asshole.
>>220238273Human eyeballs are all very similarly sized across races
>>220238324How do you know
/cum/ is the only trans positive general on this board
>>220238049>Bovino had a plan to deport 100 million people, Drumpf fired him anyways because that was too extreme and would lose support from Dems o algo>but Orangeman is willing to crater his support to help Israel with IranGrim...
>>220238377I asked grok, Ive never ever seen a real vagina in my life
>>220238352>Russianyou're barking up the wrong tree here
>>220236040Orange man bad!
They don't understand the things I say on twitter
>>220238426the whole anti immigration is just a front, they are all jew puppets hell bent on replacing whites with browns
>>220238448They look like friulans
>Epstein FuryLol
>>220238353Asian people have mongolian folds their eyes are just the sane
>>220238455>THE THINGS THAT I POST TO 4CHAN, JANNY KEEPS TELLING ME NA YOU CANT SAY THAT
Why do americans boast how their empire is the strongest in history and then gatekeep /cum/ from peoples from their outer provinces?
>>220238474They need everybody to be poor and miserable so that they can pay them less and extract all the wealth from the country like what's happening in the uk then flee with that wealth to a few small city states. Unironically the cirrent system is worse than feudalism because our elites arent tied to the land. We should be killing these people
>>220238578They have enough money to pay a small army to kick your ass, it's either total war and genocide of the rich or nothing
>>220238534what does italian semen taste like?
>>220238630Gross faggot
>>220238630marinara
>>220238641mr bully anon
>>220238100did the latins and germans who lived in slovenia convert to superior slavic culture
>>220238630Day ruined.
>>220238611True.
>>220238534>their outer provinces?the realistic political solution: Canada buys Greenland, makes it an Eskimo territory like Nunavut, but lets the US buy land for military installations and mining op's
>>220238664Do you have a legitimate mental disability
>>220238683have you tried romantic sex with messsicans bum bums? that will instantly brighten your day
>>220238695i dont know mr bully anon
This homofaggot demeans all apu posters with his posts
Operation Epic Bacon Strips
>>220238740He's incapable of feeling shame
I used to have satellite internet and now I have fiber optic and I am torrenting at speeds I never imagined.
>>220238675the Slavs enslaved the Romans who lived here and while they kept separate graveyards from them and a Slovene word for house servant was an old term for Christian up until the 19th century, they eventually intermixed somewhat. /his/ says our mtDNA is 3/4 Polish, 1/4 Italian. German settlers did occasionally assimilate too, and German surnames can be found in most every Slovene's family tree. Likewise, Austrians living north of the border generally have relatives with Slovene surnames somewhere down the line.
>>220238691I almost forgot the retard threatened denmark for greenland
>>220238740i dont always post apus
>>220238770*Ip throttles you* nothin personnel
>>220238691Why rhe fuck would denmark give up greenland theyve had it since before columbus
https://youtu.be/ynDrZHuAiks?si=sB-VpSbDeSHr5Qme
How about we gain Greenland, and in exchange Denmark gains Puerto Rico
>>220238824because they're not using it properly, all that delicious rare earth has to be mined for the glory of our shared artificial general intelligence future
>>220238863https://denmarkification.com/
>>220238824also, Viking Greenland went extinct by the late 14th century and was never under Greenland itfp, I think Denmark acquired that land cca. the 16th century or so
don't use the f-slur in /cum/. we don't like people who use that word here.
Yung Chudcel in the building
>>220238783it's neat how the three big european language families meet at austria italy and sloveniait being an independent country of its own is a historical anomaly, although of course it is part of the european union and everything that brings
might get banned from amazon lads
*growls like dmx*
*under Denmarkalso, 11th century German monk Adam of Bremen interviewed Danish king Sveyn Forkbeard in the 1060's, who discussed the possibility of colonizing N. America as the memory of Vinland was still alive in Scandinavia then, but it was lost by the time of Columbus
>>220238997Why?
>>220238997Whoa how
>>220238904Yeah because america is using alaska to the fullest right? Lol>>220238954There's still a tie between the people and the land for that long but 16th century is older than fkn jamestown again.
Personally I support the restoration of the bourbon monarchy and a return of the french empire
>>220238997Serves you right for scamming
>>220239070i support bourbon, at least.
>>220239070france still has a lot of its traditional colonies, more than any other country by far, britain lost basically everything
>>220239017>>220239046got extremely mad at amazon after they gave me the run around on a monitor I need for work which arrived broken and after the customer service agent put me on hold for like 20 minutes between back and forths of telling me they can't do anything, I told him I wish pakistan would get it over with already and nuke india then hung up while he was telling me how inappropriate that is to say
*Sveyn II. Estridsen, who was a claimant to England but fell in battle against William the Conqueror in trying to regain the Denmark's former North Sea Empire
>>220239106>france still has a lot of its traditional coloniesBecause of WW2 people forget that France has the best military record of any country out there they've been involved in the majority of big european wars and have almost always came out on top
>>220239070God is a frenchman so he's been on strike for 200 years
cummiewummies i'm drinking covfefe!!
>>220239177they choked badly in the war that mattered most THOUGH
>>220239239Exactly they started to fail after becoming a republic
France is full of faggots and they hate anime
>>220239239that's because they're proud peoplethe crusades against the Turks in 1396 and 1444 might have succeeded if the majority of the noble participants had not been French knights who insisted on immediately charging headlong into the enemy to gain glory on the battlefield without any other consideration
oh, and being proud people, they refused to adapt to changing military tactics and tech because they considered their conduct in the first war proof enough of their ability to repel the Germans
why the fuck is this website taking so long to load everything?
>>220239363The hampster got tired
I don't want to click on the catalog because the loading is gonna start all over again.
>>220239466must be sth on your end
Burgers and fries for lunch AND dinner
Is it true that the Philippines is Asia's Mexico? It feels familiar when I use Google Street view.
Hello everyone. What is good. New here, femanon from /mu/. How we doing??
>>220239625that's 2.5 guys per meal!
>>220239631hola senor.
>>220239466It works fine for me.
>>220239631Hello my good man
>>220239625Are you big and round now?>>220239629It was a spanish colony so probably there are some similarities but I havent been>>220239631Hello. What music do you like?
Why are you not watching fishtank live right now?
>>220239768because you are posting here
>>220239768Fishtank hasn't been good since s2
"fishtank" added to filters
does fishtank require an account to view
>>220239796snow white be STACKED!
business idea: cum tank
>>220239833Those are called sperm banks
hoobastank
>>220239768the fishtank general is full of scrotes who are faggots and troons who hate women. vicky was the only good part and now the season is stupid. i fucking hate men
>>220239847no. it's similar to fishtask but with /cum/mers instead
fishtank except you watch 10 nymphomaniacs locked in a house
>>220239748>Are you big and round now?You tell me
Not so long ago, all I knew about India was bollywood.
>>220239833Business idea: cum cannon
>>220239899Gross and unnecessary
I like to move it move it
is that papist poster still here
>>220239943who?
>>220239899i know no one asked but i remember this one fat chick would put shit in her nipple then eat it out and it was so fucking hot
>>220239931But enough about you
You like to move it move it
>Frederick III (German: Friedrich III, 21 September 1415 – 19 August 1493) was Holy Roman Emperor from 1452 until his death in 1493. He was the penultimate emperor to be crowned by the Pope, and the last to be crowned in Rome. Despite being mocked as "Arch-Sleepyhead of the Holy Roman Empire" (German: Erzschlafmütze) during his lifetime,[2] he is today increasingly seen as an effective ruler. See, kids, you gotta be like Drumpf and outlast your enemies, only to come back stronger!
I like to
You know who I love? (You)
>>220239955some papist i saw a few weeks ago
MOVE IT!
>>220239943Is a rapist close enough?
>>220240092disgusting fat pig
>>220240036Can you be my gf
>>220240152Whoa aren't you supposed to be like some wholesome Christian poster
>>220240153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n0j2ZAqeVk
why are so many raised by single moms these days
History is so cool
>>220240198less incentive for men to stay in the marriage
>>220236829I cant stop nutting to it3rd time today
>>220240203I love history too
>>220240203What did you think of that pic of my belly
>>220240198There's always been a lot of single moms in the world.
>>220240229that's too much
Justin Bieber looks like he's going to die any day now
>>220240262he and britney spears aint making it out of this decade
jeet niggas getting mad when I say I can't understand them multiple times over the phone like nigga it ain't my fault your english is barely comprehensible
>>220240198I believe I read that a (white) American anthropologist commented cca. the prewar delta blues era that the high rate of paternal absenteeism among the blacks of the deep south was a model that white societies would eventually follow
Reading Berserk now
>>220240262He's got those trailer park genes. I can assure you he's going to live until like 95 years of age, then pass away in the middle of the night from cirrhosis
>>220240308How about Barperc and it's about a guy who takes pills
>>220240236The interpersonal dramas are my favorite part hbu?>>220240244I thought the moles on your belly looked like a constellation so i checked a map of the constellations to cross reference but i was mistaken
I don't know why I get out of bed anymore
>>220240203I like reading about colonial rebellions pre American Revolutionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_of_1719
>>220240296Niggafication
I think he saw the blacks as being essentially atheist and unbound by anything but temporary gigs, despite all the baptist displays of devotions
>>220240354The joy of living, charting lands unknown and committing to higher goals in pursuit of greater humanity and consummate excellence in all things, of course
>>220240350>The interpersonal dramas are my favorite part hbu?I feel a romantic and personal bond with many historical figures
Sorry but this isn’t the CUM I know anymore.The cum I LOVE.
>>220240394hmm, nope
>>220240399Like whomst
Please remember to take you gummy vitamins bros
Learned something interesting about stamps :-)
I forgot what I was gonna post
We should start a betting pool on who dies first between Artie Lange, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande
>>220240522Talmbout postage stamps or molten wax stamps
Do you hate goin to the fuckin post office?
I love crepes.
>>220240536Postagé
>>220240551Don't remember asking
A humble $3/day coffee habit will run you a grand a year
Im thinking about naming my son Baseball Chuddington. Blast is his middle name.So the full name would be Baseball Blast Chuddington. Thoughts?
hello
>>220240579I make that in a month
>>220240582he'd probably resent that and change his name to Baja Blast later on
>>220240583madonn, she looks terrible!
>>220240549Based. They are so soft and nice.>>220240525Tears in the rain>>220240522What did u learn?>>220240519Vitamins dont matter that much do they?>>220240399Romantic? Like eros? Or like the knights tale?>>220240374That was a good one. The parade betrayal was kino. I really like the life of people like ben franklin and francis drake
and yes, you can buy baja blast-flavored isotonic drinks here, it's the current year
Macaulay Culkin’s full legal name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.How do we feel about that?
>>220240664They're making baja blast under eye patches
>>220240677That culkin motherfucker gives me the god damn creeps he does
>>220240677Ronan Culkin deserved a bigger career after Scream 4
>>220240683Baha blast perforated condoms that gives your bastards adhd
>>220240579I bought an expresso machine and stopped buying coffee. Still it's more expensive than instant coffee and being an addict to caffeine isn't fun. I don't want to drink coffee every day but I have to.
>>220240677Thinking isn't something I do as a non fag personally. Whatever you said, I'll just shoot it until it stops moving
>>220240677ahhh, son o' Aulaidh, hwill ye not dance a bonnie jig wi' me
>>220240583>tattoosI rejected a big tits girl because she had a tattoo in her arm.
What the flying fuck is "macaulay" for a name anyway? You should be shot in the face if you carry that name into adulthood.
Just watching the Critical Drinker video about the cancellation of Starfleet Academy after season 2
>>220240791And? Whats your takeaway
>>220240808Nu Trek sucks
>>220240767I wondered about that too and apparently it's a custom in NE England for your son's name to be the surname of his godfather, which seems to have informed US naming practices
sex is evil
>>220240579Dave Ramsey leave
and by that I mean mostly that it's acceptable in the US for a kid's first name to be a surname that has no bearing on you or your acquaintances
>>220240825Deep space 9 is still good no matter what they do to trek
>>220240825wtf is this real
>>220240868You will NOT enjoy simple pleasures
Use this for the new
Star Fleet was cringekino
>>220240974apparently the Amish made it into the 24th century
Is milk good for you?
>>220241018whole milk? yes
Currently manipulating my foreskin
Ok someone just do it
>>220241137that is something Arnold might've said in Terminator under the right circumstances
Moms food smells TERRIBLE
Dieu bless les Etats unis
>>220240974Already cancelled after the second season btw lol
>>220241210More like etits booties
>>220241232>>220241232>>220241232>>220241232new fine