ossi ausgabe
preemptive FOY
https://youtu.be/M31jeUEJvmg?si=0fpGepxx0CU-Irf4
Second for something
>>220242851GIGABASED
>>220242851
>>220242898haven’t heard much from this prat for a while
rorke is the smallest man that ever existed
god I love gta 4
You stand before heaven's gates and Saint Peter asks you about that time you jerked off in your own face. What do you say?
It's actually over for us
>>220242826you ought to appreciate us more. 4chan is suing ofcom for your right to post here without verifying your age
>>220242917beyond based
>>220242915i'd say it's a bit odd he's mentioning that and not all the other stuff
>>220242915I'd do it again in front of him
>>220242915What will be, shall be
>>220242917james pressly should be in jail for the rest of his life for writing a tagline that cringe
new creps
>>220242917Half of those will be wogs
>>220242898had it in my head that this book was written by that Mark Felton guy who makes youtube history videos
>>220242917It's been over for you for years mate. Poztralians are so cucked you aren't even allowed to celebrate your national holiday anymore because its considered "racist to Abbos".
might get an escort to nosh me knob
>>220242913must have completed it at least a dozen times, it’s so much fun and I bloody love LC
>>220242952
>>220242959They'll all be wogs
>>220242915look peter I was drunk the first time but missed my mouth so had to try again then I knew for sure it wasn't for me
>>220242917might head down under meself. fancy doing some mine toil.
>wanting to be carly rae jepsen’s baby
>>220242917getting a bit silly now isn't it?
Take a day off rorke jaysus christ, perpetually foaming at the mouth
soon
got some dosh
>>220243031might purchase a kilogram bag of mini eggs meself
>>220243031You can get them battered and deep fried at the local chippy m8
>>220243031too bloody expensive cozzy livs gone mad
what’s rorke’s plan for making england white again then
>>220243044coke dealer?
>>220243044Give it to Mikey, he'll know what to do with it
>>220242917can i come
>>220242917I don’t get why you lot didn’t just do this in the first place instead of importing Indians
aff tae bed
Got a weird kink for unprotected sex and cumming in womenEspecially curvy and attractive women
>>220243059Step one involves flaying you alive and feeding your genitals to swans
>>220243059Not him reproducing anyway, the virgin
>>220243044you don't mind i take my taste now
>>220243084slut
>>220242851Deutschland Ost, Ost Deutschland
>>220243086wouldn't say that's weirdthat's natural
Mental how I don't have work tomorrow
>>220243096weird little man >>220243098true
>so my breva, when you say 'when the hand that feeds slaps, you aint ever no pain from pleasure' lay down the meaning of those bars senpai>yeah well its like when you get fed and slapped by same hand, blud, you get pain and pleasure mixed up, ya get me?>facts
>>220243086Those are literally your basic instincts
One thing Catholics get right is no contraceptives whatsoever
kek he's seething
>>220243127das mad
>>220243098you calling anyone a virgin dressed like this >>220242993
Eastern Bloc nostalgia is a weird phenomenon
might go to la maison in Bury tomorrow
LIFE IS FOR KEEPIN' SCORE AND FOREVERMORESTOP COMPLAININ' AND START CHANGIN' IT
got autism and hate it x
Or the day after
really craving one of these right now
>>220243159corr wonder how many of the biomass has been inside her before you turn up
>>220243044drug money
need an autistic gfnot the kind that makes her neglect personal hygiene but just has her foaming at the mouth for trains or some children's cartoon or something
>>220243181Vile
>>220243157
>>220243159women are not very sexy are they
>>220243157Thats my pic actually and i don't care about whichever bitchy sissy fight you're currently in here mutt.
who /mes/ herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-5u1EeH3So
>>220242891>>220242894good posts
>>220243201You wouldn't say that if you ate my meat
>>220243181Arbys?
>>220243159>India (English)
>>220243230Idiot
just got two (you)s off one (1) low effort post
>>220242915wait, are we talking accidentally or purposefully here? both did occur, after all
>>220243181looks good
>>220243184dont care>>220243215i reckon most of them are worth a shagging
>>220243218Is everyone from Manchester a loudmouth?
>>220243158Might make sense for people who come from those countriesNo fucking clue why a Westerner would get larpy over a german commie state though
>>220243227Bet yours isn't half as big x
>>220243111erm
>>220243249they're so good man. the places around Boston have the best roast beef
>>220243277you definitely can't take it all in one go m8y ;)
>>220243256yhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgs9dpkHaqA
>>220243236I'll turn up at 1:25 to get first dibs.
>>220243159>india (english)bloody woke nonsense
>>220243297I'd have to stretch x
>>220243306>THE MASSEUSE
And the latest from escortmong?
love great britain me
Inglan is a bitch
>>220243356>>220243367agree with both of these
Might start arguing that history is made up and shit like the slave trade didn't happen
>>220243199No you don'tHad a gf who was obsessed with Spongebob and it got annoying really quickly
>>220243376Hypocrite
>>220243387True in a way
Had a dream last night where I fell in love with the queen of france, then she was assassinated and I woke up sad
>>220243387have sex, rorke
>>220243388Yeah only socially maladjusted freaks without any life experience would think they want some weird ass gfLife’s hard enough, women are difficult enough without them being retarded
>>220243421alri louix xvi
>>220243421Getting ahead of the curve there
I worry that the future will see centralisation and regulation that further crushes the individual and organic society
And the latest from arsewog & co.?
>>220243454Alri ted
>>220243454You want fries with that
>>220243470British culture?
As a balding 30 year old male I am officially entering my Bad Bitch era
>>220243470Does leftypol really believe this shit? America and our sidekick Israel are beating the fuck out of Iran
ive found the perfect bird
>>220243505slay king
Why are leftypols anti-Russia but pro-Iran?
>>220243510Israels running the show bud
>>220243516>I have children and want moreOh dear
Lot of good movies came out last year
this is kinda fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6bXYGwKAT8
>>220243559Greedy sod
>>220243553Erm.. er.. shut up le rorke!
movie
Might move to gibraltar
>>220243569name 23
>>220243674minecraft, sonic 3,
If you beat your wife abroad, is it still domestic abuse
>>220243674Not naming shit, ok pal?
went on twitter for 5 minutes and it's insane how stupid the blacks on there are
>>220242851Very good edition, OP!
/tv/ needs to be nuked from outer space. Nothing but wronguns there. >>>/tv/218946460
was having this debate with a matewhere'd you prefer to live lads, in a sleepy English seaside town with not much going on like Southampton, or a decent but very average English speaking EU city like Dublin?
>>220243746southamptonwhy would i want to be around continentals or god forbid the irish
remember at school when the teacher would say find a partner and i would just straight away go up to the teacher and say i don’t have a partner because i was such a maladjusted little freak
>>220243746Was just talking to a lad from southampton today what a coincidence
Find the whole Irish nationalism insanely cringeyDon’t see why it’s pushed on social media all of the time
>>220243746i would prefer to live in dublin than southampton
>>220243764Why didn't you just pair up with your mates
>>220243746Which is the whitest?
>>220243772pandering to british people are we cody?
need the teacher to pair me up with a wife
>>220243746What does Dooblin offer that can’t be fond in Southampton
>>220243746if I had a wife and kid(s), definitely Southamptonthere really isn't many nice areas of Dublin desu, and the ones that are nice are stupidly expensive
>>220243764i was always the one who the teacher would have to find a partner for at the endi was also picked last when footy teams were being picked
>>220243764screamkekthisisme
Why are Christfaggots so cucked?
Cheeky chicken tenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtglOrnzbw
>>220243821>SouthamptonNo engl*sh people
If I had to find a partner in /brit/ all my pals would run up and I'd have to pick(Itd be Toby as usual haha)
>>220242917Why don't we just shoot the migrants? I'm tired of the virtue signalling
>>220243849no one knows who the fuck you are
Believe that Buddha had the right of it. Existence is suffering. Think I might convert.
>>220243764ktimremember being in pe in year 7 when i had to awkwardly wander over to the only other alone kid to pair up with. we were meant to sit down with our partners but he just lingered out of class and was left standing until my teacher mentioned it and had to corral the other kid.
>>220243852Alri dad
>>220243764Noone would ever pick me for anything. I must be a horrible, ugly, worthless, gross, failure of a human being.
>>220243838>why might people who actually want to follow the teachings of Christ (love thy neighbour, give alms to the poor etc.) lean left>reee why aren't they Deus Vult neckbeardsGrow up and get a fucking clue mate fucking hell haha
>>220243859what do you mean, that's obviously Dan, the Magnet Man
one day i will marry Kim Ju Ae
>>220243860little runt is skinnier than jacksfit
Every December in Scotland you'd do highland dancing in PE and you would have to pick a bird to dance with
really hate normal people
for football i was always picked last but when cricket season came around the teacher always made me captain so i picked the teams
>>220243873DAN! DAN!DAN!......DAN!No he can't hear me
>>220243887why
>>220243874She's gonna be a great source of femdom shitposting when she's older
the PB
>>220243869Apparently this mentality can come directly from early mom-son relationship. Develop deep rooted neural pathways that get reused with other people. Not saying she treated you poorly, there was probably just something that worked suboptimally for your gene suite. Probably need some mushroom therapy or monk retreat or something. You'll be alright, let's do some push-ups come on
>>220243886they forced me to do that scottish dancing in circles crap in army reserves where i was forced to do it with scottish hags
>>220243889i was always pretty dogshit at football. i was big so they put me in defence and i just overpowered people and booted it back up the field. but my skill was zero. cricket i was pretty good at batting and fielding anyway
Would sniff up all of Emma Watson’s farts.
Didn't do cricket at school
How do you keep going day after day without ending it all? For me it's simply not being able to stand the psychological harm it would do to my immediate family.
>>220243928Dont like cricket?
>>220243894think they're all evil and vapid
>>220243898bench pb
>>220243929i direct my anger outwards
Why is the fundraiser for £5m when the government is replacing those burnt ambulances already
For sale:1x Inflatable GooncaveOne careful ownerComes with pump but without box120 quid, obo
>>220243929I'm too pussy to go through with suicide even though I want to
>>220243944It makes me laugh how pathetically weak and shit he is at literally everything despite having personal trainers and shit helping him and literally his ONLY thing being gym content
>>220243929Exercise, binge eating, occasional booze and listening to music vicariously
>>220243939why evil? i think places like here are more evil desu
i played cricket at county level
>>220243976Must have been a big pitch
Do you reckon Emma Watson pours a good cider, or would she give me too much head?
>>220243985We all watching this
Might become a women's beach volleyball coach, after all what's stopping me?
ladsladettesI've finished Frasier (2023-24)unBEARably mid20 episodes and I believe I guffawed 5 timesDoesn't hold a candle to the original
>>220243992we didn't have a home groundwe just used the pitches of different local clubs
*crickets*
>>220243734:D
There are people who are "sexual wellbeing experts" who get paid to talk about sex to people who can't shag well
>>220244015What happened when the ball went over the county line
i dont laugh at shows anymoreonly bit of entertainment i have laughed out loud at in the past years is the ricky gervais xfm (bit late to the party, am a zoomer you see)
>>220244032*baseballs*
>>220243746Southampton, Dublin's alright but Southampton is actually kino
>>220244041Bet that's a hard sell
>>220244047watch only fools and horses
im so sorry
>>220244047Haven't laughed out loud in like 2.5 years
>>220243965
Barely played cricket growing up. Maybe two proper games at school and just faffing about otherwise.Playing village cricket seems comfy though. Reckon I could play for the C team of somewhere and have a good knock and a few pints.
I'm running a county lines cricket teamBales and balls, playing all night
Wonder what happens if i down the lot
https://youtu.be/PFW2uSCZ0uE
>>220244047quite often laugh at my own zingers as I hit post. don't always get the reception they deserve but sometimes my humour is on a level you brainlets just don't get
>>220244060watch it sometimes with dadberg its a bit funny but made me a bit sad, makes me imagine a better england i didnt grow up in (even if del boy and co's lives are a bit shit)
>>220244079Seeing him trying to lift the bar that one time was hysterical
>>220244071I'll break that streak for you ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkD4FiNbjqs
>alright davethis made boomers piss their pants laughing every ewek
>>220244084it is comfyyou can get onto a 2nd XI of some small club somewhere easily and get on pints after the gamedon't forget to stuff your fatass with teas halfway through the gameproblem is, eventually they will find out how shit you are and won't pick you
>>220244084Id like to live in bamburgh. Their cricket pitch is kino.
have you seen quadropheniaa very sad film
My old man showed me an AI generated Kier Starmer parody of The Beatles last night. Genuinely disappointed in him. Care home soon.
>>220244120you're just a woke
>>220244091I do thisSomething witty, replying in 30 seconds It'll get a "sc" and no other yousFrankly I'm depressed and ashamed
Never had any friends or brothers. Dad was always at work. Never learnt to play sports or any essential male skills. Got bullied horrifically. When dad was suddenly around again in my late teens he called me a worthless failure who wouldn't amount to anything. It just pushed me further into self hatred and despair. Ended up hospitalised for two suicide attempts and then trooned out. It's only gotten worse since. As much as I regret it all it's too late to change course. Tbh if I hadn't of transitioned at that point I would've likely roped so I suppose it served a purpose for a time.
need to do something quick and easy but cant be bothered give me motivation to get off /brit/ and do it
I'm 30, both of my childhood gfs have kids and are now married and talk about their "hubby" and refer to their kids by their initials eg. "N" and "T", and I'm still single posting here on fucking 4chan on a Wednesday night. And the only solace that I have is that at least I'm not a virgin Isn't that fucking depressing
>>220244126It was more the AI slop part of it. He's never seen it before.
>>220244136s
>>220244136
>>220244142Yeah
>>220244136bloody hell
Got a girlfriend of three years that I don't think I actually want to spend the rest of my life with but I do love her. It's hard.
>>220244142>"N"A most curious letter of enquiry
>>220244136>>220244142fuck off you depressing cunts
>>220244142>the only solace that I have is that at least I'm not a virginktim
>>220244136I hope this is a pasta.
sister is a transman
black mirror episode idea:what if there was a computer that you could put your willy in but the computer didn't like it
>>220244144boomers are a different speciesrefuse to believe I'll be this demented when I'm in my 60shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf65qenLbkA
The new A63 underpass on Castle Street, Hull
how the heck do parents afford private school fees
Business idea: little goblin fellas that jump out and punch people in the genitals and then run off again
>>220244210they have so much money they don't know what to do with itsimple as that
>>220244136i hope things get better for you
>>220244210Breadwinner on £80k+ and the missus on £35k literally just to pay the fees
>>220244210They're million elites who avoid tax, inherited a trust fund, rent out houses to poor people, invest in the markets, etc
>>220244182what if when she gets her penis it's bigger than yours? what would you do?
i went to a private schoollook where it got me
what if you could marry a computer and it divorced youwhat if your son was a calculator
>>220244242Are you trans as well?
>>220244248yh
>>220244248no
Refuse to believe that a "foot fetish" is a real thing Makes no bloody sense
>>220244210working hard, ever tried it?
>>220244258i don't but i like seeing girls kiss each other's feet
>>220244254twat
>>220244254Never met a tranny irl but 4chan and reddit are full of them for some reason.
>>220244240maybe nowback in the day you could send your kids to private school just with a high income but it’s a lot more expensive now
>>220244269yhdidn't like it
Christ its depression hours on brit
in school did you get bullied or did you just not have any friendsthe latter for me desu
my flatmate is transftma grim site
>>220244283no friends loltoo irrelevant to be bullied by anyone
>>22024427390% of them never go outside due to social phobias or fear of being harassedThe other 10% are on grindr getting shagged every night
Grandadberg died well before I was born but grandmastein remarried and then the 2nd husband died when I was like 6 so I can't really remember the guy tbqh
>>220244283I had lots of friends at school, not bullied
Calling up Samaritans to learn the tricks of the trade
>>220244283I had plenty of mates Got bullied a bitBullied someone else Such is life
>>220244283i had friends but in retrospect most of them were just people i hung around with to kill time. only a few genuine friends
>>220244299did they ever investigate her?
>some lad I went to uni with just messaged me on whatsappgraduation was 5 years agowhat's up with this nigga
Imagine if everyone could read each others thoughts but you were the only one who couldn't and didn't know about it because there was some conspiracy to keep you from knowing Imagine all the things your friends, family, would know about you
Ive got the most boring gay porn freak of a lifeI post on 4 chan dot org slash int slash BritFor 16 hours a day
>>220244283i had a few friends but none of us were particularly popularthe popular kids respected us somewhat so we never got bullied
>>220244313No, a heart attack and cancer were the causes
>>220244322s
>>220244283I had people I hung around with and others I played xbox live with, but idk they weren't really friends I ever saw irl outside of schoolhad one really close friend who was really popular even though he was fat, but it was a battle to even hang out with him even though we always had a laugh together. was a strange dynamic
>>220244321i had this thought once when i was a kid
Used to post on outer int and never bothered myself with /brit/ but at some point I started posting here and it's basically the only thing I use 4chan for now
genuinely mental how there are probably people who's entire day is wake up, post on /brit/, then go to sleep
wonder what it's like at the african wizard school in harry potter
>>220244367i used to post on britpol exclusivelydidn't even know int was a board back thennow i hardly ever go there
Can't wait for summer so I can fart into peoples open windows again
>>220244372they play quidditch with a watermelon
>>220244368How do they earn a living? Or else what's their excuse for not having a job?
>>220244395Im on universal credit
>>220244372i wonder if their magic system is different because a lot of the spells they use in harry potter come from latin. but eurocentric innit
>>220244395they live with their parents who pay for their expenses and/or are on benefits
>>22024437212 inch ebony very bendy
>>220244393Scr
>>220244300Same but we all started smoking weed and I got depressed and quiet and then became the weird quiet depressed guy who used to be funny so did end up getting bullied and then I ghosted my whole old friend group and one of us completely lost his mind and killed himself and everything went to shit for everyone. Moral of the story is, weed is evil.
don't understand how it's possible to be bulliedhow hard is it to stand up for yourself
>>220244463Impossible if you're in a wheelchair
>>220244416Mutt’s law
he's bloody right you know
Right so the USA's 48 hour SMO has gone so successfully that one month in they're having to do a ground invasion. Great work.
>>220244463I'm a spaz. Standing up comes at the risk of major spazzing.
>>220244498not really a good argument is it
>>220244463you can’t imagine any scenarios where you might be intimidated? what about if a gang of cronem accosted you
>>220244515Hope it's over soon so I don't have to see you post about it
>>220244515Thanks for the news update Trevor mcbumhole
Dont really like the fact that yanks are so brown nowadays America is supposed to be Anglo
>>220244561Actual Americans are Red actually tyvm Don't care about any crakkker LARPers
It's pretty sad what happened to American Indians though Would have been cool to seem them become a modern civilisation although it was basically impossible
>>220244570so much this
>>220244463Here's the thing about all kinds of spasticality. Your nervous system is completely overwhelmed by things that don't overwhelm people with non-spasticality, so minor things become major and vice versa and you're left guessing what's warranted and what's not warranted.
Masticating my lolly
my hair too long
rorke transported into 15th century america and torn between keeping the native ethnostate pure and conquering the land for his race
There are people who watch hours of youtube a day without ad block...
Many Finnish boys turn homosexual by doing a winter poo and finding their phallic frozen excrement the next day
>>220244702it not right
>>220244600why does everything have to be a modern civilisation modern civilisation seems pretty shit to me
Might pick up smoking
>>220244719Well it would be interesting to see them develop their own high culture, art, and civilisation then
>>220244702how to get adblock on telly
>>220244719Well there's still North Sentinel Island
>>220244734some of them developed some pretty cool art. i like the art of the pacific northwest indians
>>220244694rorke would naturally join the comanche
make the new
>>220244719what I remember from staying at my grandparents farm as a kidcowshitpigshithorseshitdogshitchicken shithuman shit in a holemountains of hay mosquitoes and flies unpleasant, hardheaded peoplebasically 1 room house, two big beds next to each otherno running water, big bowl for washing upnothing nearby except for a lake (which was nice) the stars this was in eastern europe, honestly not the greatest conditionsbut I do have some ted k type views regarding tvs and computers
>>220244742they are living the dream on their little island
>>220244792yeah that sounds shit i change my mind we should probably just do what north korea does and strongly control communications technology
Ted was a good lad wish he had seen the Iran war and the collapse of the West
You what? No new?! You fucking idiot, Rorke, you total fucking idiot! That was your job, you fucking moron! You cretin! You're a fuckhead! That's what you are, a fucking shithead!
>>220244845>>220244845
