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Martha Stewart edition
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>>220243744
NIGGER FIRST
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ever seen Martha Stewart's late-life swimsuit pics? I'm mean, I wasn't complainin'!
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Hi
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I had a dream I was in someone else's apartment and I was just looking through video files on this stranger's computer
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>>220243773
>>220243752
You got a cold bro?
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>>220243778
Oh how he's grown
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>>220243773
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>>220243744
>82
Give it a rest grandma
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Who wouldn't want some sweet eleven pussy
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>>220243787
I don't know at this point, I think I've whipped it into submission. Maybe I've posted you this before but this glorious proto-disco riff goes above and beyond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNGguJdC3A
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I would have sex with old bogged Madonna
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>>220243744
Holy GILF
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Can't believe they made the protag a literal gay nigger from outer space
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>>220243752
Alcohol is an immunosuppressant. In terms of folk remedies, making a soup with lots of garlic and cayenne seems to help.
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>>220243822
Is this nigga playing Brazilian Drug Dealer simulator
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Ordered SLOP award.
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>>220243825
p sure alcohol has antiseptic properties
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Im starting to think Trump is an idiot
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>>220243815
Her plastic surgery finally settled and she looks great now.
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Crazy how the bog twins died on the same day
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>>220243866
Of covid
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>>220243822
Go back to /weem/
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>>220243814
Yeah one of the best songs you've posted, I wouldn't say it's proto disco but idk maybe soul-funk kind of style with rock.
>>220243825
Yeah drinking alcohol while having a cold is not good, also it's a myth that it keeps you warm if you are cold - it's actually the opposite. Meat soup is the best remedy, and tea with ginger.
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>>220243866
Oh wait it was six days apart apparently
Mandela effect
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So, what happened Canadian anon?
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>>220243842
yeah but that's for infections
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>as concentrations below 50% are too weak
well, damn, it might be placebo, the power of the will, it is by will alone I set my mind in motion
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>>220243778
Am I hallucinating or do white Brazilians have this particular look about them
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Didi will get out of jail in just 2 years. I guess all that baby oil was for nothing.
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>>220243881
Compulsory trooning
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>>220243881
Oh she just took me to sign some disability papers
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>>220243856
Kind of crazy watching his old debates back in 2016. He was much sharper than people gave him credit for, especially compared to now.
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FUCK. WHY
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>>220243927
Trump isn't "stupid" he's compromised
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>>220243918
Why didn't she tell you beforehand?
Hope you will get a few disabilitybuxx at least.
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>>220243936
Shan't be watching
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>>220243842
Unless someone hacked your stomach open with a machete, I don't think that matters
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>>220243937
He is compromised, but he also seems to be mentally and physically slowing down. Isn’t he older than the US life expectancy
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>>220243936
Apparently this guy is the biggest LOTR fan
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>>220243937
He's both. But he's still on par with year 2 Biden in terms of dementia.
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Mom is so desperate for me to make friends she is unironically trying to find guys my age and arrange playdates between us
I wish I was joking
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>>220243936
Skibidi Tolkien, Skibidi Skibidi Tolkien
Morgoth’s Language, Saruman’s Using Morgoth’s Language
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>>220243957
so an internal infection is not the same as an external one? I was always more of a social sciences guy
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>>220243979
>he's still on par with year 2 Biden in terms of dementia.
Absolutely not
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>>220243987
Kek
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>>220243936
>How Bullroarer Took defeated the goblins in the North Shire
>a movie in three parts
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>>220243970
Yeah but he's also a massive ideologue woketard
>>220243987
XD
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>>220243990
Hey man fuck off
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I miss Biden and the 2024 elections
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>>220244010
Yeah obviously he's gonna ruin it.
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>>220243937
Age has gotten to him a bit.
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>>220243936
I heard hes a big LOTR nerd
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>>220243990
>so an internal infection is not the same as an external one
No
Otherwise people would drink oxygenated water instead of taking vaccines
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>>220244013
I'm sorry for spamming the thread, I just never paid attention to subjects I was no good at
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtglOrnzbw
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KWOK will be delivering my teriyaki chicken don this evening :)
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someone else in my house has gotten my IP blocked, the site works fine on my job’s wifi. i don’t know how to deal with a situation like this.
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>Tolkien nerd
>Woketard
Why am I reminded of Gurm
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>>220244066
MODS THE PEDOPHILE IS BACK DO SOMETHING
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>>220243709 #
yeh diss what mean

wouls be a whole narrative about how warhammer 40k civilizations on der space travels discover these backward feudal worlds

the narrative would loosely follow christofer columbus, cortez and pizarro vs native americans
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>>220244080
SCREAMING
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still highly recommend yall check out the performance of karen carpenter doing dancing in the street on youtube

guarantee yall will shidd yourself when she does the incredible drum solo
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>>220244067
Grim
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>>220244098
Sonic Youth had a weird hipster obsession over Karen
they made a song about her anorexia called Tunic
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>>220244096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pav9fX5qX6c
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>>220244115
Also this cover
https://youtu.be/Y21VecIIdBI
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>>220244067
Kwok is Chinese for quick
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>>220244128
Sonic Youth on suicide watch
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>>220244156
That's fair.
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>>220243878
>>220243825
Every time I'm sick I make soup with lentils, carrots, onions, celery, and garlic, and sometimes barley. Lots of onions and garlic for sure and sometimes other spices like black and red pepper
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>>220244058
Nah Im sorry my bedbugs are eating the shit out of me. Youre great man, we all like you.
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>>220244075
Is it a ban or a range block?
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>>220244156
that's what everyone says the first time they hear SY. When I was 14 my dad played me a song of theirs called Rain On Tin. I hated it and never listened to them again for almost a decade. I came to love their debut & Daydream Nation eventually.
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>>220243990
This >>220244013 poster is not the same leaf as this one >>220243825 (me) btw
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>>220244185
they tell me I have a dysharmonic IQ, so when it comes to STEM I'm a caveman
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lowkey finna boutta poop
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>>220244202
I liked them the first time I heard them when I was about 12
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>>220244172
Pretty cool
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>>220244178
It's good to have some meat in the soup (unless you are vegan or something) it has the most nutrients which are the easiest to digest and for all the minerals ect to actually go into your system and start healing. The meat protein is actually helpful to fight the infection or whatever,true story.
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Gonna watch kino casino and play halo tonight
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>>220244067
nah that haircut is crazy work bruh
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A freckle showed up on my foot and lip after I got sunburned a few weeks ago
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>>220244067
>>220244251
Maomaxxing
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>>220244253
just wait till you hit 27, oh boy
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Why do tech CEOs and like TED Talks people all talk in the same voice?
You know that Sam Altman voice.
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I'm almost 30
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Sonic Youth sucks
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DUDE fishtank is epic right now. Why are you not watching?
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>>220222577
update: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
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>pussy ahh boy talmbout returning his item
Should've known because of his karen ass username
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I cant poo here
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>>220244296
because they are not human
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>>220244307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KojcaIkbL_k
this song was co-written by Michael Gira of Swans, but it also features many unlikely guitar sounds...why the hate?
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>>220244332
why not
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Just realized I used the wrong form of 'their', therefore I will be ending my life shortly.
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>>220244296
its really incredible how people at ted talks are able to speak for 45 minutes and say absolutely nothing
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My fuken sink hasnt drsined in 6 months
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>>220244354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE
that entire video is a spoof of this, pay attention to the song title
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please tell me this is not your sink
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>>220244365
Yeah but do you know what I mean about the voice? Their voices all sound the same.
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>>220244199
range block for “abuse”.
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>>220244392
they take public speaking classes which teach them to inflect their voice in a certain way
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>>220244391
Yuo wouldnt last an day in my life
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>>220244392
Idk about the voice but the speech pattern is very weird.
>>220244384
absolute jam, my mom used to play this me when i was little, as well as Whitney Houston, Gin and Juice by Snoop Dog, Prodigy and George Michael.
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>>220244075
My computer randomly got blocked for some reason but using the same wifi with my phone is not blocked I haven't been able to post an apu in 3 weeks
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Mom let me eat half her big mac
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Fuken wednesday shit so waht thr fuck
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>>220244415
Tranny room
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>>220244415
Why the colors
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>>220244415
That's not a flex you're just a slob
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The key to cutting edge innovation
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>>220244415
Bro wtf, why do you live like this?
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My IP has also been range banned I'm using my phones wifi to post
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LOOOORRRRRDDDDDD CANT CHAAAAAAAAANGE

WONT YOU FLLLYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHH

FRREEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDD YEAH
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>>220244426
are they dead
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>>220244426
Nigga who are you
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I think there's a fent epidemic among the local zoomers, there was one under the bridge leaning on a pillar with his head today
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>>220244426
Oh you are doing heroin, that makes more sense.
Maybe get some meth one time and clean up a bit huh?
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State of the art innovation on the cutting edge is the key to fixing the world's issues today.
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>>220244448
Oh ya think
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I liev in the fuken zone
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>>220244439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXE
rarely is something so bad it's good but still sort of great at the same time, you know?
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>>220244471
holy sovl
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>>220244471
cadd :DDDDDD
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>>220244471
The cat be like "damn bitch you live like this?"
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>>220244473
>>220244439
What is the relationship between you two
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>>220244471
is this a drug den or something
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It's AI. Dumb niggas
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innovation AGI singularity thinking outside the box
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>>220244495
I can believe it's real
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>>220244426
Jesus Christ
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2 years ago a black hobo got spit on my lip and I thought I was going to catch an STD
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>>220244488
we're music-sharing buddies! Bulgaria is like 400 miles away
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>>220244471
that poor cat
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just looked at the data
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Ok but where's Bibi tho
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>>220244532
He gets all the hot sauce packets and m&ms he could possibly want
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>>220244075
>IP blocked
Nobody did anything, gookmoot has been randomly rangebanning people for a couple years now
>>220244440
Yeah it's ridiculous, we need another ACKKKKK to remind them
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>>220244545
Being rebuilt like Mecha Frieza
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>>220244536
Don’t do that
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>>220244473
I know whaht you mean but that's not bad imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joAIb2TQXL0
>>220244488
musical
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>>220244551
send an Asian to do a white man’s job…
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Are you ready to be drafted?
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is the war over
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>>220244569
China has a poverty tier military thoughbeit
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I have many more photos of my loife. You guys need to appreciate what you have. I live in the downtown east side of Vancouver and I have AIdS. Signing off.
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Dont really like the fact that bongs are so brown nowadays
Britain is supposed to be Anglo
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>>220244576
There is no war comrade
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>>220244592
Genuinely very grim visiting European large cities nowadays.
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Fuck Champion and fuck every article of clothing they've ever produced
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>>220244591
>I live in the downtown east side of Vancouver and I have AIdS.
Alri Northernlion
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>>220244562
that too is great, the meat of that could be a Chic track. But the person on the cover reminds me of the man, the legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE
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>>220244569
they don't need a draft, glowies just have to bomb another tower then say Iran did it
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You think there's still more yellows than browns in that part of Vancouver
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the cia can shoot a beam into your brain that will make you see the scariest possible jumpscare that gives you a heart attack or drives you insane
imagine at this very moment the exorcist girl jumped out of your screen
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>>220244569
pay attention to >>220244616
they're going to do it this year around independence day
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>>220244634
Meds now
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>>220244591
That's true, saving your photos to post when someone says their life is shit. Hope you get better anon.
>>220244592
I've only been to Yorkshire two times, but while I was at the Manchester airport it was full of not anglos and mostly muslims. Yorkshire was nice, although I did get sent to a Pakistani neighbourhood to buy cocaine and other things.
>>220244613
>that too is great, the meat of that could be a Chic track
I think the percussions are even better and kind of weirdly placed in the arrangement which I like. Chick stuff is kind of stiff compared to that.
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>>220244612
Northernlion is set for life and yet he plays Balatro for Indians every day
now THAT's committment
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>>220244634
I would simply not be afraid
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Russia has launched their own version of Starlink.
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Would you fuck a Brazilian tranny? Still has a penis.
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>>220244670
It's probably inferior in every way to the real thing
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>>220244471
Used to live in this types of places. So glad I escaped. I'm still an extreme opiate addict thoughever
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i'm hoping to kill myself with a gun within the next 8 months
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I think one of the biggest things that gives away new immigrants, or immigrants who aren't culturally integrated, is that they don't recognize alternative subcultures like emo
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Going to smoke some weed and play some video games, what are you guys doing tonight?
>>220244683
Why 8?
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>>220244683
I've always advocated for that kind of thing in theory but I was kind of taken aback when lowtax blew his head off with a shotty to avoid paying child support
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>>220244673
>Would you have sex with a man, likely riddled with AIDS
No
>What if he had no penis o algo
An inverted mutilated penis that is rotten? Not exactly making a tempting offer. No
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>>220244673
Can she fuck me? (GOCKED)
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>>220244591
>I have AIdS
Rent ass nigga
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>>220244697
>what are you guys doing tonight?
Might put on some videos of niggas acting up in Wal-Mart
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>>220244696
Usually they also ask about cricket, that's a dead giveaway.
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>>220244703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFuPGlCVhL0
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>>220244673
I would do unspeakable things to Sayuri from like 5 years ago
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had stuffed shells for dinner. It was pretty good
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>>220244738
that's what the northern barbarians must've heard in 900 AD when kneeling before the throne in Constantinople
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I don't understand the point of trannies
>it's like a woman bro, don't you get it?
So, why not a woman then?
>nah bro she has a penis bro, a penis!
So you're a literal homosexual attracted to penis?
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I prefer trannies with penises
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>>220244786
its such a good piece, I love how it starts
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>You guys need to appreciate what you have. I live in the downtown east side of Vancouver and I have AIdS.
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I used to be deeply suicidal many years ago and attempted once. Late last year, I had a random flashback after making and eating weed edibles which sent me spiraling back into the same mental state. I hid in my closet laying on the ground in fetal position the entire night and after reliving/reexperiencing all my mental trauma, the next day I wrote a brief suicide note apologizing to my family, put a bunch of food out for my cat about 5 days worth, wrote my address on a piece of paper asking to please go check on my cat for whoever had to deal with my corpse, then I walked down to the train tracks and waited to jump in front of it. After a few hours no train ever came. I wandered around aimlessly until early in the morning then called an Uber home.

When I woke up I was back to normal again and wasn't even sure why the fuck I'd randomly become suicidal again. My life was just fine, no financial problems, my own place, my own car, supportive family and friends, no health problems, literally nothing was wrong with my life at all. Just weed somehow caused me to mentally teleport backwards to the worst moments of my life.

Anyways I don't smoke weed at all anymore. It really annoys me when people try to tell me it's not a big deal and to just smoke anyways.
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A wise man once told me aids doesn't exist
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>>220244804
get it? cause the Byzantine royal palace had mechanical birds and mechanical organ music to overawe the barbarians it sought to bribe to attack those other barbarians who were currently plundering just outside the city walls!
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>>220244803
I'm homosexual btw, not sure if that answers the guy's question above me
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>>220244817
all I heard was that LIFE WAS GONNA ROLL ME
CAUSE I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
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>>220244815
Didn't read
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>>220244818
I'm a historylet :(
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>>220244819
Sorry I meant I'm trans btw
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>>220244803
everyone does
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>>220244839
That's ok
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*rubs your back soothingly*
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>>220244815
Glad the train didn't come anon, and yes weed can be destructive.
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>itt
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>>220244815
Is this a real story or some pasta? Kinda interesting how it gave you traumatic recall like that
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I would have sex with a tranny once, just to know what its like
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>>220244859
>and yes weed can be destructive.
I just knew other people got the gist of 1970's Black Sabbath too!
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I would suck a trannies cock I'm not gay though
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it's literally a girl's cock, how could it be gay
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if they re-instate the draft, i'm going to find a doctor to diagnose me with bone spurs.
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this girl im talking to has mistaken me for a britbong, therefore i will be taking my own life shortly.
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>>220244838
One time I played music before a Serbian jazz band, forgot their name. After they finished playing I closed the event with more music. I wanted to play something that would get their attention and I played something so appropriate the drummer came to ask me what the name of the song was....anyway, f0r the love of god I cant remember what the song was, i've been searching for it to share it with you
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>>220244918
If they reinstate the draft I'm gonna flee to south america and fuck brown women
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>>220244912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA
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>>220244929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSQPYyzmRA
I've posted this song once before, but goddamn, this guy clearly loved jazzy Brazilian music and the English language
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You fookin wanka. I'm going to glass your fookin face mate.
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Back in my day they would call em "shemales"
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i dont talk to any girls, never did, never in my life
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>>220244963
yeah this is heavenly
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>>220244918
You're probably too fat and old to be drafted let's be real
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/cum/ game night tonight, i'm so excited
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>>220244963
thanks for posting it. been learning it on guitar. the sax solo is so fucking good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD94k4XX__o
this one also has a really good sax solo
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/cum/ gay sex party tonight, i'm so excited
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I wish I were a fackin boong, yeh
making facking cave pointings and beggin for beer money yeh
maybe huntin for roo with one of them fackin spear chuckas when not raging, aye
well fack the boongs, I wish they all were dead
a fackin nuisance is whot they are
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more of a straight sex guy myself
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>>220245028
wtf, I didn't know Jacques Brel was Japanese! great stuff
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>>220245045
true but women make it hard to enjoy
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>>220245064
well women want nothing to do with me so I am forced to engage in straight sex with digital images on my screen
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PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN

....

NAZARETHHHHHH
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Mr. Game and Watch
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>>220245074
So the only sex you have involves touching a penis. Sounds gay.
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Women are feminine
Liking feminine things means you are gay
Ergo liking women means you are gay
QED
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>>220245086
you know, maybe they should've written a better riff for all those 45 minutes
as is, that album sounds more like some sort of Butthole Surfers spoof more than a Sabbath tribute
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Don Draper's voice changes a lot over the course of Mad Men. It gets much deeper and rougher in the later seasons. Maybe it is because he drinks and smokes so much.
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Women like penis therefore liking women is liking penis therefore liking women is gay
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extremely bad /cum/ thread tonight
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im pooped
im crapped
i drank way too much earlier and
im pooped
im crapped
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>Account based in Nigeria
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im farted
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>>220244803
Nobody likes trannies without
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>>220245129
They have been really bad lately
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i wouldnt mind having a gf and such and whatnot but for me, its impossible
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>>220245137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVO77v4nfQ
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>>220244873
It's a real story. I posted another one ITT about the time I was on the greyhound bus and at one of the stops the dudes I'd been talking to the whole time convinced me to go smoke a blunt behind the gas station and same thing I ended up having a flashback and it was an awful experience where I thought I was thinking too loud and everyone was getting mad at me for my thoughts being so noisy and I'd get constant invasive thoughts. The guy I'd been talking to looked nervous and confused and asked wtf happened and why I was suddenly talking differently. He commented that I seemed to have switched personalities to a different person and I realized something was wrong but I couldn't make it stop. I now realize that for some reason weed in particular causes me to regress mentally. Thankfully it's always been only temporary but I won't risk it again.
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if sucking your own dick is giving your self a blowjob, is jerking off not giving yourself a handjob? they're both gay so why is one so stigmatized? i see it as jealousy from those that are not able to auto-fellate, whether it's due to not being flexible enough or not having a big enough penis. i will be continuing to suck my own dick every night and there's literally NOTHING gay about that.
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>>220245152
liking women means you're gay
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I have only gotten a hangover one time but it was a freakin nightmare dude. I felt so bad it was unreal.
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It's jarring if you finish season 7 of Mad Men and then watch season 1 again. Don's voice sounds completely different.
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>>220245164
>if sucking your own dick is giving your self a blowjob
that sounds like a promising start of a David Mamet monologue
>YA'H SUCKING YA'H OWN DICK, YA'H GIVIN YAHSELF A BLOWJOB! HEY, WHILE YA'H AT IT, DO ME A FAVAH! SUCK DA SECRETARY'S DICK TOO, MAYBE SHE HAS A STRAP-AWN! HEY, WHY DON'T YA SUCK MY DICK TOO WHILE YA'H AT IT, YA FUCKIN PUTZ!
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>>220245170
Feels like you are dying, its the worst.
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thread is really toxic right now let's get some posivibes going!!
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>>220245170
this is how you know (thankfully) you aren't wired for it. the morning after, most people will be moaning from headaches, nausea. but one guy will be having a beer for breakfast and feel nothing but an odd jitter creeping in. he's the one who needs to worry.
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gay sex is actually the straightest sex when you think about it
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drove 300 miles today
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>>220245137
There's a lot of Nigerians at my work. It's weird how there's one Nigerian girl in HR that is very well spoken, college educated, and pretty and tall. Then there's the janitors and housekeeping ones that literally look they were one generation removed from being chimpanzees
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>>220243744
Send her over here and i'll give her what she needs
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>>220245211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
where go?
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>>220245211
Could you drive 300 more?
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You know there was a French author named Balzac lol that's not a joke. Imagine your name is basically Ballsack.
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>>220245236
*he legally changed his surname to DE Balzac
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>>220245236
And another one named dumbass LOL
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>>220245236
Many Indians have shit in their names
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>>220244415
BAD CHICKEN

MESS YOU UP
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>>220245211
that aint shit nigga try 1200
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>>220245211
I drove a total of like 140 yesterday. Rode a bus for a while too. Once I was driving like 100 miles total 3x a week for like 6 weeks, then 120 like 4x a week for three more
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>>220245236
First name; Honoré. Last name; de Balzac. Put together is what your mom did to me last night.
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Oh yeah and I'm driving another 150ish tomorrow
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>>220245228
I'm in the northern edge of my state and had to drive to a job interview in the middle of my state. They reimbursed me on fuel though (my car is very efficient so they basically gave me 70 bucks for free)
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She Flaubert on my Balzac til I Huysman
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Van Halen sucks
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At least gas is cheap again. I'd be pissed if I had filled up this morning, lol
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just give me a billion dollars pls
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>>220245274
the hog eatin' up the miles? YEP
ZZ Top on the deck? YEP
meth in the ol' system? YEP
blowjobs from methheads at truck stops? YEP
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I saw some boomer cutting his salad with a knife before he ate it. What the hell
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installing smash bros ultimate who should I play
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>>220245314
steve or kazuya
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>>220245284
how did the interview go?
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>>220245288
I Machen the Lovercraft happen!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhAmkEB94fA
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>>220245304
*gives you 1 billion zimbabwean dollars*
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>>220245332
It gives Baba Yaga
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>>220245349
in Slovene she's called jaga baba, partly due to a conflation of the German verb jagen (to hunt) with the original deity - she's also a conflation of the Slavic concept with the Germanic Berchta, the White Lady of Germanic folklore, and sometimes called Kvaternica, who punishes women that are tardy at weaving.
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>jaga baba
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>>220245403
that's yaga baba, the English j doesn't exist in Slovene, except in loanwords like džez
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What if they were called the Beagles instead of the Beatles
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Ultimately, it is the desire, not the desired, that we love
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>>220245433
You forgot the peanut
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Baba Yaga's not real, don't be stupid
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>>220245433
THE CHASE IS BETTER THAN THE CATCH! YEH!
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>>220245390
Interesting, didn't know that. Always though it was an anti semitic trope, might be wrong, I'm probably wrong.

The other guy was Torbalan, he comes and steals the children in the night. The name definitely comes from Turkish myth, that's a Turkish name.
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>>220245439
I have a different flag tho
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>>220245427
I listened to Rubber Soul this week
it sucked ass
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Baba Yaga is a good band name but there is a a Viena band with that name that play gypsy jazz.
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>In Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Nietzsche presents the child as the final, highest stage of spiritual metamorphosis (following the camel and lion). It represents pure affirmation, innocence, and the capacity for new creation ("a sacred Yes"). The child-like spirit moves beyond merely rejecting old values (the lion) to freely creating its own reality and living with joyful, unburdened spontaneity.
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>>220244392
corr good kittingtonshie diss wun
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>>220245452
the whole witch with a house on chicken legs story has Finnic roots - Finnic nations used to make storage houses on stilts for their cache of meat during winter, which is why it's so strange that the Slovenes who came here almost 1500 years ago still distantly retain that memory
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>>220245484
copied from 2001: A Space Odyysey
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>>220245114
what you smoking

the song doesnt evem have a riff son
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>>220245497
What is your mom doing rght now?
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>>220245497
Hansel and Gretel grandma has the same vibes
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>>220245484
and today you have people who have become millionaires by playing games for an audience on twitch or youtube - eternal children
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>>220245416
Do Slovenes have babushkas like the other slavs
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>>220245511
shhhhh, don't wake her, respect the mujer carnal
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>>220245450
GET DOWN, IN FULL AFFECT
BY THE WAY
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>>220245531
it's called babitsa here, and no, they don't wear headscares anymore, that went out of fashion with WWII...and they'd sooner bake you a strudl than blintsi
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For me, the action IS the juice
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>>220245450
TMF
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somwun breadberg diss shidd ASAP
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MOMBERG USED THE BRUSH UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK (WHICH IS FOR CLEANING BOTTLES) TO CLEAN THE TOILET
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>>220245561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx2I9rgb0h4
In A Violent Nature was a good modern slasher, but this song propelled it into DA STRATOSPHEAR!
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somebody is ban evading on my region and now I got range ip banned
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I wish mom's boyfriend wouldn't walk around without a shirt on
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>>220245622
shhh shh sh, its alright
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>>220245576
i had a roommate who used to pick up her dog's poop with a shopping bag, then make her food without washing her hands. she was always getting stomach flus, food poisoning. i told her once, but she dismissed it, so i just kind of emotionally shrugged. we didn't share a bathroom, so if she wants to puke and crap all day, go for it.
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Breadcrumb Trail ...
The Washer

Don Aman
For Dinner ...
Nosferatu Man
Good Morning, Captain
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>>220245607
Das ist gut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnC9FZr_8M4
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>>220245637
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>>220245644
>>220245644
>>220245644
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>>220245638
bro your house was getting touched by dogberg
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>>220245649
the riff on Nosferatu Man is not exactly something Iommi would dream up, but it is just as evil and ominous, a rare feat

>>220245651
tribal!



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