average /brit/ overnight poster edition
no one care me
why so many brit threads? are they really that fast right now?
writing a strongly worded email to hiro postulating that to post in /brit/ you must have a union jack on your flag (and maybe the irish too they're alright)
uhm well did the books ever explicitly state that Hermione *wasn't* black?
kek those are both me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPFfgdxp9oWOO!
>took out a credit card to pay for a trip to Rome in instalments>began using it for other "impulsive" spending that felt manageable to pay off at the time, which she linked to the dopamine-seeking nature associated with ADHD>found herself struggling to juggle repayments of thousands of pounds to various lenders>With the support she now receives through Personal Independence Payment (PIP), Bush has paid off more than half of her debts.
The real question is if you go purely of what the bible says Satans kill count is 10 he killed Job’s children but Gods kill count is in the millions.So why is Satan worse than God?
>>220248987Hermione was a cute loli in a mini skirt ok?
reading online that curtains are a sign of poverty
>>220249000the real bad guys are the children of Amalekand YHWH mandates more white phosphorus!
>>220248996It is pretty easy tbf same happened to me when i first got Klarna it feels like free money
>>220249003rancid fucking post
>>220249003
>>220249035pretty disgusting way to talk about a little girl
are flo from nts radio
>>220249045*cracks your cranium open like an egg and feasts upon the warm goo within*
kurva anyátok
>>220249071love women that look very slightly trans
replied to a post in the old award
>>220249129rum thing to say
>>220249139perhaps but i say it with love
morning lads talking about little girls are we haha
why is it so dark
excited about the new archbishop?
Piccolissima!
getting on the property ladder makes me want to kill myself
>>220249148dark = more seriousthat's why the most serious GoT episode was 60 minutes of a jet black screen
>>220249158soft southern ponce are you
Computer. Generate 8.5ft tall clone of leela from futurama. Fill her bladder to 150% capacity and transform me into a toilet. Disengage safety protocols and run program
>>220249158doing much of anything makes me want to kill myself because I am a small wriggling pathetic worm of a man living in dirt and grime
>>220249197ktimothy dalton
>>220249158gave up when i realised estate agenta are the most useless cunts on earthno point in buying a house, may as well just invest the monet
>>220249071she's great, i've discovered a lot of music from the breakfast show
>>220249248shan't be falling for the heavyhanded bradbait presented in this post
wearing my sluttiest toe ring to the podiatrist
putting in my silliest buttplug for the proctologist so he thinks I'm interesting
watching underworld (2003) tonight
first day of the year where its been freezing and pissing down rain the entire day my withered cave dwelling chud heart is soaring
Women have gynecologists, how come there's no cock doctor for men?
>>220249388your da out of a job?
>>220249388imbecile
This harry potter thing looks like a temu version of the films, why are they aping them so closely lolCancelled after 2 or 3 seasons
not much hair left on the front now to push forward to cover my massive balding forehead
when I was in uni there was an asian guy that heavily implied he wanted me to fuck him every single time we had class together, group projects etc I ghosted him of course learned that he died in a plane crash the next year curious
just had a wank to shiv roy from succession. getting chubby and cutting her hair did miracles for that woman
>>220249194
>>220249388Women have more problems with their genitals than men so require a specific doctor, if you have an issue as a man you see a urologist.
the green and brown m&ms lezzing out
>>220249448genuinely did a wank to m&m rule34 as a teen
>>220249448not a fan of m&ms, patiently waiting for the day we get hypersexualised kitkats
>>220249464
Cookies 'n Cream cheesecake at the Wellington Wendy's in the Western Cape.
>>220249439I can imagine. If men bled out their cocks one week out of every month they'd need a doctor too. As it stands, I might need to see a gynecologist myself, as I'm a bit of a cunt.
>>220249491corr
>>220249503haha x
might need to see a proctologist because I'm a bit of an arsehole haha
>>220249464I had a wank in the library over a vid of Nidoking bumming Nidoqueen
>>220249531do you walk in and show your hole and say 'what do you sphincter that then doc' haha
>>220249547melanin erased
I need to see a, uh ... gayologist!cus I'm gay lol
faith in humanity: restored
>>220249556bros gay
>>220249547find the new one sexier because she seems more attainable
>>220249568bro just arrived in heaven
>>220249556Bit gay that
mad how there's enough gold to fully coat the entire surface but it's all stuck in the core. sunk down when the earth was meltymental still the deepest we've ever managed to dig is barely 12km downthink of whats all down theremay need to watch journey to the centre of the earth starring brendan fraser again
bro wants to awaken the molemen
Only women need a gynecologist, men do not have a vagina and thus have no need for gynecologists regardless of what gender they may think they are. I’ll make an exception for you though, ‘cause you’re a cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNaKWYwsi1I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Center_of_the_Earth_(2008_theatrical_film)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Center_of_the_Earth_(2008_TV_film)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Center_of_the_Earth_(2008_direct-to-video_film)absurd
>>220249661LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Dogberge has shat on the kitchen floor again
pooing like soft serve ice cream
>>220249667I'm gay for moleman x
gay porn hooting
probably too early to start drinking
pausing my show every 30 seconds to look at 4chan
clean shaven sharp waves suit wearing Neoliberal Bull
>>220249715um yep, that's gonna be a ktim from me
business idea: some kind of screaming hollering baboon shaped person
>>220249547left when she sees cronem right when she sees timmy
>>220249728These exist. Ride on any bus or subway in the US.
>>220249683
right it's officially office hours. time for you all to be normal until 5pm
rorke attacked by a crow every day on his walk to work
>>220249738those are person shaped baboons, not baboon shaped people
im george from seinfeld except ive never had sex, EVER!
foiled by a crow... again!
got the jai paul on
Rorke taking a big L on this as theyre doing a yoga class
took my vitamins without eatingwill be puking that up on the train later
>>220249808we sure showed that rorke
>>220249808Indian slop account getting money from dumb boomers
really cannot understand the people who do 40 in a 60 then 30 in a 20 it doesn’t make sense to me
>>220249808That account is based in india or vietnam
spaki posting photos of children again
ready to take on a new day and get things done!!!
>>220249853There's a road I drive down every second day and so many fucking people do 100 in the 110 but keep on going 100 when it changes to 90They just wanna do 100 I guess and absolutely refuse any sign to the contrary
>meet a girl, she tells me her name>immediately forget it>get her number but just save her as [wherewemet girl]>we keep seeing eachother, go for drinks a few times>last night shag>still dont know her nameIt can't go on like this, what do I doParanoid she'll realise i've never said her name and call me out
giving catberg a kiss and a cuddle
>>220249568I do wonder if the shorterism of democracy translates to the general public taking a short term view of things
So you're telling me that Assad belonged to the Alawites... a religious sect that practices some hybrid between Christianity and Shia Islam, and are highly secularAnd his enemies were *literally* ISIS and Al-Qaeda and Chinese Islamist Uyghers who'd traveled the globe to rape kids and take slaves And somehow he's the bad guy? And the west had him thrown out? Because they thought he maybe tampered with election results a little bit to keep power knowing what the alternative was??????
the purring jew
>>220249826That little paki looks like such a brown noser (no pun intended)
>>220249887Mph or kmh
>>220249888going to have to give her an account on your social media platform of choice and see the name that pops up when she adds you
>>220249890toxoplasma going brazy
eating cat shit to increase my viral load of toxoplasmosis
>>220249902Yeah they never did anything bad before isis syria was happy and free :)
There WILL be a reckoning! KHAZOOK!
>>220249902Current guy seems to be doing an alright job all things considered.Assad was gassing people, lad. Can't be defending that.
>>220249808Literally an Indian man who just takes images out of context (in this case yoga) and slaps a totally fictional context on it to rile up the sub-zero IQ Reform/Restore tards and make money from it
>>220249892love these dogs
>>220249888shes brown isnt she x
>beep beep beep
>>220249929It was a lot safer and more free than it is now>>220249940The current guy is literally from Al-Qaeda. The 9/11 guys, remember??
>>220249946elon paying people for twitter engagement is genuinely disrupting the fabric of society
Dressed like a Chinaman today
tonightBosnia dies
low energy zeidyhis t levels droppingyeah, he a washed unc
luv girls in this pose
>>220249948Apparently they're as thick as two short planks
>>220249892why the long face ahah
just downloaded logan (2017), for all mankind (tv series) and underworld (2003)
>>220249980Need to sniff those little piggies
timmy got called out x yeah shes brown xbest he cud do
>>22024996130 years ago mate move on. Judge em for what they're doing now, today.Be like going on about Nazis in 1970s West Germany. Get a grip.
>>220249995nigga you need help
>>220249980yeah? you watching while shes entertaining cronem? LOL
is it a decent side hustle making a Twitter account to ragebait reform gammons with AI videos? Or is it only worth it if you live somewhere like India where £20 can last you for the month
>>220249974Sad that if n.i beat italy in a miracle win theyd still have to play wales so only one of them can go through. 4 UK teams at a world cup would have been perfeck
>>220250015it's really only a povvo thirdie shithole thing yeah ragebait slop accounts are always from india or nigeria or ghana or vietnam etc etc
>>220250015you cant monetise X accounts.
fucking love KLARNA!!!!
>>220250015think the payout got reduced recently >>220250034ye u can
This nottingham stabbing inquiry doesnt make UK look great does it...
>>220250015You can live off it as a thirdie, as a westoid it'd only cover you a few pints or the latest video game etc
etsy is shit now just fucking ai slop everywhere
>>220250056nothing makes the uk look great lmao
harry dean stanton sex arse
>>220250066scorm
>>220250066Remember Tomb Raider? That was a British game
first movie it’s alri to have a wank over hermione?
>>220250056it hasn't looked great for 20 years
>>220250066Um *desperately searches for something to refute this claim *Shut up
billy bob thornton fornication bum
>>220250077*does a diarrhea right up your nostrils*
nigger stabbed some white kids is itno one could've seen it coming
rorke's da having his Fiat 500 seized to settle a klarna domino's pizza debt
meanwhile cronem was playing womb raider
>>220250091Stop forgetting about the poor old manEveryone always forgets about Ian Coates Sad
>>220250091He was a known violent paranoid schizophrenic and literally begged the authorities to be locked up but they said no because he's black and it'd look too racist x
>>220250089FOY
>>220250101are you really going to spend the rest of your life doing this
>>220250091and leftypol let it happen because he was scared of being called racist.same issue with all the grooming gangs. leftypol knew about it and refused to take action. sickening
>>220250091Inb4 Netflix dramatization but he’s a white incel.
>>220250106>said no because he's black and it'd look too racistMad how the inquiry literally confirmed this and people havent lost their jobs and people arent marching in the street
Reckon I could take on at least four Australians in hand to hand combat, they seem really meek and dominatable
smokane a fat ass joint
>>220250115*does a chunky green sneeze right into your open mouth as you're saying this*
white incel tortured and killed his own mum in the country just the other day and not heard one word from rorke against it
>>220250118one day he'll unironically rope himself but the sad thing is no one will even notice he's gone except 3 years later someone will post like "remember that belgian flag that would have daily melties about black men" and one other (you) will go like "yeah"that's all his life will amount totragic
>>220250132This is why you got deported and had to shag abos and lick rocks
>>220250128it didnt happen with the all the muslim nonces which is arguably the biggest scandal the country has ever had and nothing happened then except some shitty prison sentences. so why would it happen this time. the nation has been dead for a while lad
she has ADHD she overwhelmed she need full PIP + a BMW motability car + a legal prescription to be on amphetamine sulphate (paid for by the taxpayer) it only fair
>>220250149scr
>>220250166well it did happen back then but then that one bloke said muslim rapegangs but sounded sorta like "muslim rayguns" so he was bodied by panelshow comedians and did the whole movement in
>>220250174You already posted this
>>220250174Unironically euthanise her
>>220250182yeh leftypol had contempt for working class people back then too
>>220250118dont worry timmy
>>220250190have ADHD get overwhelmed*floats away like a helium balloon*
A sikh girl was violently attacked and raped by far right tommy robinson fan thugs last year and I don't remember rorke or the gammons ever saying a word about that case
adhd lass booked in for euthanasia but through a wacky turn of events ends up meeting youth in asia
bedrom smells like farting
is Guinness from a can still nice or no
>>220250174Eating cake isnt overwhelming though i see
woke up more depressed than I was yesterdayloving life
those birthday cards with swear words on the front for literally no reason are so cringe
>>220250154*pretends to be angry for a few seconds to humour you before slipping on a pair of sunnies and relaxing on the beach under a palm tree sipping a coconut cocktail with a little umbrella sticking out*
drink it in the can and you should be arrested
>>220250231Poured into a glass its alright (unironically just tip the can completely upside down into the glass until its empty)
>>220250240cheer up
her rejection sensitivity and ADHD meant she had to spent thousands on credit and buy-now-pay-later fast fashion websites rorke you insenitive little man why don't you have some pity for once in your miserable life she needs compensating and her debt written off
>>220250241Any with the N word?
strange i don't remember the postman being a stern completely bald man with a barcode on the back of his head but how nice he already opened the two silenced pistols i ordered
how tf are people paying £300 + a month for a bang average car on pcp? i only pay £600 a mortgage but having to fork out another 300 a month would be catastrophic for me
>>220250231we used to get imported cans here but they changed the recipe to local brewed shit which is fucking abysmal so now you have to pay a premium to buy the good stuff from importers (if you can find any in the first place)
>>220250252Denby? More like dim-by am i right haha
>>220250253Nah
>>220250231fucking dreadful
>>220250266some people have more money than you
>£600 a mortgage
There are people who unironically wake up in 2026 and think to themselves "You know what? I'm going to join the Tories / Labour / Lib Dems"
This is your friendly, threadly reminder that macaroni cheese is ENGLISH and thus NOT to be referred to as 'mac & cheese'
skin on my feet is peeling having a whale of a time picking it off
>>220250246Thanks for telling us how to pour a can into a glass lad. How do i wipe my bum?
>>220250266perhaps they earn more money than you but aren't flash with it?perhaps they still live with parents so dont pay a mortgage?perhaps they split the cost with a partner?loads of reason to explain that. try using that pea brain of yours sometimes.
black coffee and Diet Coke is the only way I can stick to the diet
Murphy's is half the price of Guinness and imo slightly better, thought I've noticed the nitrous balls in the cans fail to activate maybe 1 in 5 times with them.
>>220250297black coffee and pepsi max are why I eat like the fat cunt I am and let them do the digestive work for me
managerberg pissing me off as usual
coughing up black chunks
>>220250252I don't think the article includes any calls for debt to be written off actually rorke
>>220250300both shite compared to London Black, Nightjar, or Milk Stout.
>>220250252>>220250271https://www.instagram.com/nevaehlily.denby/
>>220250300Guinness is British thoughbeit
are you guys able to switch your funny accent on and off? or is it like always permantly on?
Toffs used to have a "whipping boy" who would live alongside their sons, and whenever their sons misbehaved he'd take the punishment, beatings, canings, in their stead. In exchange he well, got to hang out with the kids of some toffs and get educated alongside them a little bit.
>>220250266>how tf are people paying £300 + a month for a bang average car on pcp?Many are not. Most people live beyond their means, that's why the average Brit has fuck all savings.
yeah will i'd have to be earning at least £1200 a month more (after tax) to come close to justifying spending 300 a month on a car
>>220250356pretty sure you'd only need to earn £300 more a month you stupid cunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Peaceimagine how much these guys would get bullied by the chuds who work in the pentagon now
>>220250278OH MY GOD SCREAMINGRWTGBNI NO WAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
>>220250338Okay creg
>>220250333poor lass, clearly suffering under the weight if ADHD and ADHD0-induced Klarna debt for BooHoo and ASOS.com. All that debt needs written off it's bloody predatory and it makes you sick so it does
dude cody those briddish guys with their wacky accent crack me up
>>220250333>Jamaican flag in bioOh no no no rorke look away!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HziOtnOkRA
>>220250365brain dead ape
>>220250333>nevaehlilyWe need naming laws in the UK
jesus fucking Christ is it possible to get a birthday card which isn’t cringe or childish
Had a GP appointment for today, got an notification saying it was cancelled yesterday and called up to ask whyOnly to find out the appt was for yesterday and the notification was to pretty much say I'm a cunt because I missed the appointmentI am so embarrassed I can't even call back
croikey bruce hop in the ute we've got a barbie at wooloorooloo billabong and don't forget the tinnies ya true blue CUNT
>>220250392always a breeze getting a card for my alcoholic golfer dad who loves beer, golf, sitting on the couch and farting
mental how this cunt has had sex and I haven’t
>>220250385Yes shes obviously mixed race and not cute
>>220250386Not clicking the link but those guys tried to physically assault the new Green MP btw
>>220250401the realest cracker in history
incel getting his first handjob at the bbq call him pulled rorke
>>220250411getting raped by a family member doesnt count really
You reckon someone would care if you kicked the bucket at home? How long until they found out?
>>220250386Chester mentioned
>>220250434employer would notice as I'm due in tomorrow. Also my gran phones me sometimes to make sure I haven't killed myself
>>220250333lovely slab of rapemeat x
Grown ass gammons who are obsessed with trans people and wanting to make their lives impossible to live
>>220250434Why u asking stupid questions
>>220250386fuckin state of zoomers man
>>220250447but enough about your nan
>>220250333>claims she's an actor with an agency on her instagram>is actually a "hospital administrator"
would u be upset if you got this as a card
get the fucking bradleys posted
>>220250448>wanting to make their lives impossible to liveI simply MUST make women inhale my massive manshits! Life is IMPOSSIBLE without this basic human right!!!
>>220250471An individual can have multiple jobs rorke, but how about you try getting one to start with okay?
>>220250424Which
>>220250482>>220226988
>>220250498the aldi massive
im just a 26 year old boy why the fuck would I get a job I’m just a kid
>>220250510
gimmick idea: the standard /brit/ porn and tranny posting but faceswapped with bradley
>>220250516that might work now but when you get to 30 and still haven't ever had a job it gets grim, trust me on this onet. 30 yo neet
>>220250530screm
Diane Morgan looking down at me with scornful displeasure as I wank myself off
Look who I just bumped into /brit/!
Why are the families being so difficult? All they had to do was say that Islam is the religion of peace, that their dead loved ones wouldn’t have wanted there to be any hatred on account of their deaths, that if anything good could come out of it all, it would be more love, tolerance and mutual understanding and that we shouldn’t look back in anger. What’s their problem?
>>220250530women are disgusting with their ripped arse holes and smelly vaginas
>>220250569sorry Louis, don't know who that is
>>220248968today i will do nothing, and then i will blame my boredom and loneliness on women and minorities. reckon i might do the same tomorrow as well
>>220250544So you are 30 and you have never had a job in your life?
>>220250206Probably because Tommy didn’t blame the victim for being a kuffar slag who should have covered herself up and use the full force of the state apparatus to cover up the rape.
>>220250572Remember thinking how weird it was that the vigil was organised so quicklyWasn't it part of some documented disaster response strategy that the government developed not long beforehand? Can't remember what it was called but basically the whole point was to obfuscate tragedies until plans could be put in place to control community tensions
can we stop talking about jobs please?its bad for my anxiety
amy's off watching bart
>>220250604yeah, my life is fucked beyond belief I know
Pokémon XXX -- 30 years of Pokémon
>>220250624same x
>>220250206I'm assuming that didn't actually happen given that the media isn't still banging on about it Stephen Lawrence style
hold this thread as i walk aweeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>220248996Where’s my PIP? I want a taxpayer funded trip to Rome
>>220250569no way Chappell Roan
>>220250649romes a shithole lol. liked napoli and catania/palermo a lot more. wouldve liked to go to venice too but i didnt have the time
>>220250569Louis is honestly low key handsome
>>220250674Naples and Palmero are genuine shitholes though. Wildly regarded as awful places too
>>220250619Yeah, they got the security services to work on itI can’t wait for the next Pheobe Waller-Bridge Bond film where he’s called into M’s office to deal with a villain who is looking back in anger after the death of a loved one
god please give me pre nut clarity
deep frying the cat
cousin went to naples on holiday, everyone had their drinks spiked and then later they were robbed at gunpoint
rorke straight serenading tha pussy
mad how they keep making new fighter airplanes just drop the ufos already we know you have them
>>220250625what's the twitter equivalent of blog on
>>220250725It’s a foreign country. They do things differently there
rorke making tha pussy feel like boiled black pudding, straight mackin on dat bitch
>>220250735
>>220250639very clever! not enough people are talking about this
why do women like semen so much
Sometimes I like them a little chubby like this, a bit of saggy skin on a milf body shows you she’s a real woman
>>220250674yeah napoli is peak
>>220250778classic
>>220250790>>220250790>>220250790
>>220250767a changed man
>>220250767black pussy CHANGED rorke!
>>220250674Had a nice time in Rome personallyOf course there were the usual Africans and Albanians running scams on the streets but they're all over Europe these days
