Britannia edish
Imagine being in squid game and the next game was explaining per capita to a nigger
>>220252479Maybe it’s the angle of the lens or something but aren’t her lower legs super short?
got horny so i had a wank
>>220252652she's like 12, probably a bit awkward proportionally
>>220252699scenes from the Crusaarble
eating shit from a monkeys arse
7 hours and 36 minutes….
that's the windows open then
>Misogynistic son, 18, who held mum hostage before beating her to death after vile online messages is jailed for life>Police found that AI platform DeepSeek suggested Roberts use a hammer rather than a knife to kill her"
Overmono are playing in Notts at the end of June but I've already locked in going to a dnb thing in London the week afterWant to go to both but as a 30yo boomer dropping twice in a week took it out of me in beefah last year, might be a struggle
>>220252766
>>220252766not really funny is it
>>220252802is a bit
>>220252802The /r9k/ lot find it hilarious
do we have a powerword on this qt yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yToaviBloo asking for research xo
>>220252766/britfeel/ activities
>Shook, Potter?
Thoughts on the Israel-Palestine situation lads?
>>220252820Think I saw one on https://google.co.il/
>>220252846don;t care
>>220252763black pussy a chanj a rorkeblack pussy tun red
>>220252845
>>220252879blew some air out of my nose at this
>>220252879gibbering and climbing up the walls
>>220252846This situation is wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on, but pakis and the public have been let down by BOTH sides, who need to- put aside the rhetoric, - get round the negotiating table, - and get this sorted out
>>220252879scofiting
>>220252912return the sausages
>>220252479would love to see her bouncing on a bbc with that dress hiked up
i saw this jew get beat up by a gang of black kids yesterday kek how's the civil rights movement working out for you moshe?
>>220252879that look he gives when he says 'mind if I... slyther in?
>>220252933spaki mate...
>>220252375 #>faster than they can regenerateMm yes, any day now the 45 year-old regime that wasn't toppled when isolated and was fresh, will fall.>There’s a Kurdish army ready to moveOn the payroll of the cia>senior figures in the Iranian army Artesh are ready to defectAny day now, any minute, just you wait.>>220252377 #Delusional. In divorce with reality.
>>220252861>once in a generation the UKAY produces a woman who is smart, beautiful, courageous and has good values>they don't want to talk about her
>>220252933bombaclart
>>220252935sc
Drinking a beer pintule because why the fuck not
>On 26 March, 2006, Scotland became the first UK nation to introduce a ban on smoking in public placesjust been downhill since then
Imagine actually being depressed
Just seen a post that violates United States law
>>220252959It's to protect you from covid and terrorists
>>220252971i was this time last yearwas on the tablets n all
just been released from the custody of the queensland police
toilfu saw my blue archive it's over over over
>>220252802how
>>220252999Haha alri Sir Weasel Tickler *gives you a poke*
pedophilia has gone woke
rorkes marriage not going well
>>220253002are you the one who posts those missing girls?
>>220253031marriage looks fun
>>220253042no, if you'd paid attention you might have noticed that his posts focus on missing people in new south wales, far outside my jurisdiction as a queensland resident
BRING AMBER LAMPS
Just came in the fluffer
rorke-it ralph
>>220253064sorry it's all the same to me
>>220253100blaring
>>220252879Poo Howling
>>220253131
>>220253064QUEENSLANDER
you never hear from any canberra niggas
on GOD we are watching the Eng;and friendly on friday and cheering are 'arry Kane
humanstein shouting at whoever Getoffthecounter is again
>>2202532017 hours 7 minutes…
>>220253206Cats are a shit pet and worse animal you boring virgin
>>220253031this bloke drive his first wife to suicide and another woman still married him madness
sucking on two golfballs
>>220253227must have a massive knob
>>220253221You would cower in my presence.
>>220253217+ 1 day
drinking whiskey
if I was ever depressed and was gonna kill myself I’d do it in a way that would make people think there was a conspiracy going on. Like that OpenAI guy who ordered pizza before killing himself
inshallah northern island brothers
Pixie Lott, now that was one tidy bit of sex on legs
>>220253271It’s the north of Ireland
listened to an alcoholic's account of what an alcohol binge is like while off my dial on ketamine, was life changing
>>220253294whats Broken Hill like?
how long do you think you’d survive in a yank prison before a black was raping your bumhole?
Bought pots, compost, tomato, courgette, mint, potato seeds, put them all in their little containers, labelled them up, put them on the windowsil, checked the water regularly and topped them up and absolutely fuck all has happened I'm absolutely fucking useless.Everyone says online oh be careful with mint and courgettes because they almost grow too quick! Not a fucking sausage out of my endeavours, I'm just a useless sack of shit
>>220253304Oh no, please don't put your bbc in my bum haha noooo haha
>>220253302dunno ent been there
>>220253347my queen
um
>>220253322patience is a virtue
>>220253347wouldn't vote for someone who is only just able to vote themselves
>>220253322None of them germinated?Almost certainly let the seeds dry out after they've germinated but before they've erupted from the soil or simply did not water enough. Only takes a few hours in hot weather and loose soil if youre not careful
>>220253265jumping into the ocean and letting sharks devour you is the best way to go imo. you just vanish like that and no one could ever find you
>>220253376but would you follow one into battle?
lad at was school was called Bingus. think his parents were foreign or someting
>>220253347corrr
>>220253389Nothing. Planted them on the 17th.Looking at advice online and everyone's talking about how you need a heat lamp or heating pad. Take the piss. Might just bin them all and get some proper potting mix and have another go, so I can fuck that up too
>>220253407Bingus Dinkus?
>>22025340220 years old back in 350BC is like being 35 now
mad to think every dog you see in a movie made before like 2010 is dead now :/rip to those little niggers from "beverly hills chihuahua"
>>220253429yjk
I need 5000 pound to start my business
>>220253443sent ;)
>>220252537How do they improve him? Askinf for a friend
she's actually so fit
>>220253443what's your business? i might give you seed funding for a %
horny for pink pussy
>>220252699Air Hockey is fun desu
>>220253451State of that ghoul next to her
Does spamming your political party count as “this post is off topic”?
absolute rocket
>>220253492it counts as politics outside of /pol/
need sneed funding for my cock enlargement surgery
>>220253464nonce. only under age pussies are pink. well worn ones are brown and you know that
>>220253439Laughing Gravy from the Laurel & Hardy 1931 short of the same name. Reckon he's well dead.
How were you not constantly horny and trying to fuck the girls when you were at school when they're all wearing school uniforms and pantyhose? You're beyond fucking lucky.
>>220253492how's it off topic you saucey little runt, she's a british woman
bet she's taken miles of dick
>>220253524It’s political
>>220253520>How were you not constantly horny and trying to fuck the girls when you were at schoolliterally every school is
>>220253516My grandad was mates with him, used to drink in the same pub together
https://youtu.be/Zhih_I2IqtU?si=T6NxYQrwN0QMJLpQwhy did they kinda cook here
ever wank in school? had a wank in the library while sat at the computer once.
>>220253547Who? Laughing Gravy? Or Stan Laurel?
She needs better social media, x and instagram, the whole lot. can't only have fb in this day and age
>>220253546OKay, I suppose i'm just projecting my inceldom and envy of not having school uniform girls in pantyhose when I grew up. Thank God for Tiktok though, what a gold mine.
unemployed schizos talking about schoolgirls again? you are all fucking pathetic zoomers
>>220253572No one cares
>>220253564wasnt ready to wank until i left school at 17 because i was developmentally delayed . it contributed to my tight foreskin that i only fixed with phimo rings at 30 which is why im a virgin at 40
>>220253520because I was a timid, socially awkward neek that couldn't even look a girl in the eye
zoomer replaced boomer as the generational slur. we just skipped millennial because they're the most based generation
wanking a poo with my arse
>>220253564all the time in the toilets (all boys school)
>>220253617
>>220253434Don't need any of that, just a soil/medium of any kind thats kept moist but not soaking wet and most seeds will germinate within week and a half.After that if you plant it, give it as much sun as possible in your garden and KEEP IT MOIST, never let it dry out you'll be finejust never let plants dry out especially if they're in containers50/50 compost and top soil works from germination to harvest and it's £3.50 a bag
i unironically wank at my white collar toil on the regular
>>220253564Went to a povvo school so in the toilets only one stall had a door that could close, the three other stalls went can't lock > broken in half > only the hinges remain
was born in 1995I'm not a millennial or a zoomer
>>220253206MEOWING
>>220253654i just change depending on the context of the situation
>>220253650i used to in the cubicles when i started because i was young enough to still be horny all the time. it's amazing how much that changes with age. now i only wank once ever 3 weeks last minute when my body compels me usually in the middle of the night
>>220253520Fucking hell that munted face is horrifying
>>220253709me looking in the mirror
>>220253654bro is 30
>>220253227>Bea trybusStrange name
>>220253697speak for yourself you low test gimp
really wish the toilfu had just told me no instead of stringing me along like this
>>220253734ah yes the "based" zoomers
>>220253454Selling seed
>>220253454Print posters and sell them
>>220253482>>220253505Imagine she vaguely feels like things are fucked in the UK but is still a complete mong because she supports reform
raping a cock with my arse
>>220253454Selling Woven niggers hair as a strong, carbon neutral textile
>>220253758maybe you'd have better chances if you stopped using words like toilfu like a sperg virgin
>>220253823She said we need more worker visas for India so fits right in at reform I’d say
>>220253520>pantyhoseFOY
>>220253520Went to a boys school me
Iranians shot down a third f18 in the Kavir desert. Winning.
>>220253838it's a convenient and accurate nickname for her since I'm obviously not going to use her actual name
>>220253842Leftypol still calling her a n*zi
The World Cup is genuinely about to have the biggest false flag event in history
Troons banned from the Olympics now
>>220253842fucks sake
>>220253890And the pilots?>>220253913
>>220253890that appears to be an X-Wing from the science fiction film 'Star Wars'
>>220253892its also a deeply embarrassing and childish runt word that reflects your inability to attract women. Get a clue, sort it out and stop using these toddlerisms you got from 4chan, loser
Can’t believe they put this in a Labour Party political broadcast. Incredibly racist and transphobic
done two big fat poos but there's plenty more where that came from don't you worry about that
meltdown
>>220253955y-yes sir im s-sorry sir
>>220253917Good stuff.
>>220253892you do seem like a mongy thicko child tbf
>>220253961RAT
Lambeth when Queen Mary visited. London has always been a melting pot
>>220253917worlds healing, and its all thanks to the cass review
>>220254002who the fuck is queen mary?
>>220252933BASED!!!
>>220253917TERF's won
>>220254002No it hasn't. Stop lying.
>>220253992Nigga writing in perfect Ethiopian script desu
snape just pulled out a glock in hogwarts wtf
>>220254018Mary of Teck (Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agnes; 26 May 1867 – 24 March 1953) was Queen of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Empress of India, from 6 May 1910 until 20 January 1936 as the wife of King George V.
>>220253572Whomst?
graham linehan and j.k. rowling having a celebratory shag. graham crushing her with his enormous bulk
could a westboro baptist church exist in britain?
>>220254078Unironically no
>>220254078>>220254085sad!https://youtu.be/Zhih_I2IqtU
a real woman was walking straight towards my window and I thought that my state gf was finally here
Seen in my local supermarket
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>220254108leftypol raising his fist quietly and blocking the aisle for other shoppers by not moving
>>220253450get a crew cut cut every 4 weeks. no ultra processed food. walk for 30 minutes a day for a month and then do Couch to 5k. buy a 16kg kettlebell and do 100 kettlebell swings a day. buy an electric razor and shave every day even if you think you don't need to. make soup twice a week. limit tv and computer to 2 hours of each a day.if you have no money put off the kettlebell but spend 20 quid on a cheap electric shaver.the person needs a routine. do the things above for 100 days.
>>220254108Wow I'll buy two
>>220254108the most impotent milquetoast action
>>220254134>get a crew cut cut every 4 weeksSorry i have a high intellectual forehead i couldnt possibly
What colour's your G wagon?
