Coca-Cola Zero edition
this is the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0uXCUwymJ0
>>220262175Remember when she made a film of herself going around lecturing vaccine sceptics why they're idiots and they just HAVE to get the vaccine or they're literally evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBap2Q3ioEgSpooky tunage for my old mates at brit
Wish some of these mongs would put more thought into OP pictures. Now we're going to have all sorts of unsavoury flags in this thread
simpsons shit and cum
daniel is a fucking mong waheydaniel is a fucking mong
your all so funny
jewish milk
brother just said happy birthday to me a week late for the nth year in a rowbeginning to suspect he does not actually know my birthday
>>220262326keep your unfunny personal posts away from here, fuck off to /b/ and lurkmoar. You and your other virgin mate Daniel
>>220262350have you considered pointing this out to him
She should be stripped naked, shoved into a barn, collared, milk extraction suction cups attached to her areolas, milked, fucked, and kept there for the rest of her life
>>220262216said it before, i don't know what it is but that star of david necklace just makes her look sexier
>>220262350Gradually fell away from my friends group because no one ever wished me a happy birthday after I deleted my Facebook (the only thing that listed my birthday). I'm happier on my own now anyway
>>220262356female DJs are utter shite
>i don't know what it is but that star of david necklace just makes her look sexier
JANINES ON THE CANS AGAIN PAT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?JANINE!
>>220262384meanwhile your version of DJing is enabling 'crossfade tracks' in your open source software of choice
>Can't afford kids, don't fucking have them, simple as, stop expecting the state to bail you outPeople have been following this advice though. And now the state is banging on about muh birthrates
wonder how romy reiner is coping without her parents
>>220262377
sorry rorke, but this is hecking wholesomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1WnkTi42IA
>>220262419kys carlybender
>said it before+ no-one cared then clearlyadding this make you look like a pathetic Yank seeking validation
here i am again on the cusp of greatness
wow my burritos were very hoti probably didn't need chilli peppers and chilli powder and sriracha
>>220262427cats are a shit animal you spamming parasite
>>220262429I'm quite clearly rubymong
Do I wear my headphones over my hat or do I not wear a hat at all? (It's cold outside). Genuinely looking for /fa/ advice.
>>220262427catberg looks bewildered
what do DJs actually do do do do do do do
>>220262419Would take Ruby to the big secondhand book shop on Rochester high street. Then we'd have a picnic in the castle gardens.
>Do I wear my headphones over my hat or do I not wear a hat at all?
>>220262458I'm imagining what it would be like to twirl <3
people really set themselves up for shite posts like that
>>220262491It's just a wooly hat x
move over bambi blacks, we got a new fuck a fan heroinehttps://x.com/chlolunaa/status/2034631017802121370
DJ Rorke is in the house
>>220262491mark e smith
I have a really low stress tolerance. All it takes is for something small to go wrong and I suddenly starting ruminating and feeling the cortisol rise.
skyscrapers for liverpool
>>220262311unironically the phenotype of fertile 35 year old racist angloid milfs
>>220262531low T
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>220262531I'm like this but it's usually a sudden small change of plan
oh it beer night and it lush
>>220262576>>>/r9k/Don't return
>>220262526gp
>That's ridiculous. There's no scientific evidence that toilets have ever existed.
once tried to square up to a bully bloke in the break room at the factory when I was fat and he said to his mate 'lads got child bearing hips and he's squaring up to me' then said 'go and fuck off chunk' and I quit that day
me trying to make friends
>>220262582think I've been using the 'chan for 15 years and only been on that board about three timesmostly just an /int/ and /his/ and /gif/ and /s/ and /pol/ man tbqhwyl>pic not related
>>220262615should have just hit him thenwas he big?
>>220262608Season finale where they make it to Valhalla
>>220262608unironically looks like a brown version of me, and even more retarded. mad how they don't pick a more handsome injeet
>>220262660
>>220262461I have a fear or wireless earphones because what if they disconnect and people can hear me listening to Matchbox Twenty
test
>>220262631yes, looked like brock lesnar
need a saggy tits gf
>>220262491wonder what he's up to now
Me? 4.5inches (hard)
>>220262608Agent idk like sundeep muldesh or something haha
>>220262680shit lol. unlucky mate. at least you're not fat anymore
Gimme one hundred dollars.
got the autechre on
>>220262712hi x
Still fucking toilingSave a prayer for your old pal, lads
>>220262608There wasn't enough abuse over his casting in Yesterday either (courtesy of Richard 'I deeply hate white people' Curtis)
Cystic zit on the middle of my left arse cheek that stings like hell when sitting on the toiletDemiurge really is testing me lately
never measured my cock cos i know it's small and i don't want it to be like 3 inches or something
>>220262731Well hello there*smugly walks over to you with a glass of 1956 pinot Cru Réservé*
>>220262763
>>2202627633 inches is small? I thought it was average. This is very unsettling.
>>220262407
>>220262693yuge fan of saggy chebs>>>/s/22368973>>>/s/22360561
youyutbe needs a feature to block ai-generated thumbnails
>>220262810https://www.youtube.com/t/contact_usYou're not busy, get a move on you lazy incel.
6 minutes until Bosnia die
mousey only flies from Prestwick airport
Wales are fucking shit at football
imagine being a white south african
Wales are good at football
>>220262827I'm not lazy
mousey flies from everywhere except Prestwick airport
>>220262882<3
>>220262810https://dearrow.ajay.app/
troons BTFO>The women's category of Olympic sports will be limited to biological females from 2028.>The International Olympic Committee (IOC) says eligibility will be determined by a "once-in-a-lifetime" sex test, which would prevent transgender women and those with differences in sexual development (DSD) who have gone through male puberty from competing.
if i could have sex with curry then i would
>>220262937
me and the mrs
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnMUDraJa8
>>220262953alri piers
>>220262967black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>220262987what's her problem
>>220262967I EAT LEAVES FROM TREES DOWN IN AFRICA
mrs just said she prefers small penises
>>220263049gf said mine is just right because when it's in all the way it just gets to her cervix <3too long and it'd hit it all the time and hurt too short and it wouldn't go deep enough
>>220263049penises, plural. she's a whore
clocks going forward getttttt innnnnwinter apologists in the mud
this nigga has completely lost it
>>220262967nice comfy little black queen thatreckon she's a good lay
>>220263151"They said I might be the twelfth Imam but I told them - look, I'm not going to accept being anything less than number one".
bit dead in here, everyone out shagging?
Just woken up. What's the orange man-baby done now?
>>220263002she can probably smell him from there
Bitches will have 10 abortions and still say “my body is a temple”Yeah, the temple of doom
don't think I've ever full on spaffed in a womanalways wore a condom or pulled outreal shame honestly
'Toilet B. Fart, Pooresident of the Poonited State of Amerishit, welcome to the Shite House sir.'*hail to the queef starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxNdBZizNQ
got a big blister on a toe and don't know if i should pop it or leave it
>>220263288screaming (like a baby being torn from a womb)
>>220263342get it popped
>>220263342Leave it for sure
>>220263225You didn't hear? He blew up East Timor
hello
has anyone heard from the uk trans community? Im waiting for their measured and proportionate response
>>220263352>>220263357im so confused, might just take the toe off
walter should've stayed with gretchen
>>220263447IM A WOMAN IM A WOMAN IM A WOMAN IM A WOMAN IM A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>220263444alright here comes trouble
>>220263447are they doing this in the spacker olympics too or can sacked tranny still enter
>>220263500leave sacked tranny alone
if I was to be an animal id like to be a peregrine falcon
>>220263490i'm not trouble :3
the womens category technically belongs in the paralympics
>>220263512id be slug
>>220263447it's because they're adding a trans olympics
>>220263493training to deck warwick davis and steal his bitch i presume
>>220262957>We all have bad days, and - if we’re honest - we’ve all had accidents. But when you’re Keira Knightley and you’re in the middle of a shoot for Burberry, sadly your bad day is a lot worse than the average person’s.>Most of the crew would have been sympathetic to poor Keira being caught short (it happens!) were it not for the fact she’d spent the majority of her time on set before the untimely accident being a bit of a moody cow to the crew.>Their revenge? Whether a tell-all or a tall tale, people have been claiming to anyone who’d listen that Keira had a rather shitty shoot.
>>220262311Unironically find her sexier now shes thicc
>>220263580looks like a native american
fancy a béres tomorrow
>>220262548*Loses unesco classification*
>>220263580
>>220263599>looks like a native americanmodern-day Jimmy Page MENTIONED
>>220263493>PRing without a spotter on the outside of the rackno reason to do this
mum's got free money from the bank for no apparent reason, bitch's ecstatic but I managed to convince her to go to the branch to investigate first
just submitted my uni coursework 4 hours late, and now i'm gonna go for my incel walk, and then i'll eat some spaghetti. what did you lot get up to today?
Get the sexy trans women posted
>>220263695walk in front of a moving train you friendless bore
Rorke's dad begging for sniff in the pub toilets
not even five minutes in the door and im stuck on the toilet having a massive shite sick to bastard death of it all
Rorke applying for nescafe classification
>>220263673a payout after dad got eviscerated by an fpv drone I bet
might have a chocolate hob nob
Rorke's declassified nescafe world heritage survival guide (schizophrenia edition)
>>220263763Mousey would've loved that (he's left /brit/ for good)
rorke literally wincing at an embarrassing memory at 2am and saying 'stupidcuntstupidcuntstupidcunt'
>>220263713no trains near me cunt, i live in the middle of fucking nowhere
sergio georgini
Fuck off Sean you dull cunt
>>220263849it'll work this time his gamble will pay off and people will feel like fools for thinking hes a short sighted conniving yid puppet halfwit
stupidcuntstupidcuntstupidcunt
All the shops owned by ‘kis in my area are being forced to take down their fucking hideous neon signs to preserve the identity of the area which is obviously a good thing but they’re very upset about it
>>220263695what's ur coursework about x
>>220263903spinning willies
>>220263887how do you know they're very upset about it
were all friends here :)
Just seen a paki run out of a vape shop located next to a historical building.
mista sir rosenior your driver has a arrive clickum inna arm rest mista sir rosenior
>>220263926Cause I went into the vape shop and the owner said that the other 3 paki shops on the road had come and asked if he’d got a letter about it too (he had)
The Kickstarter I backed hasn't had an update since September
>>220263903econometrics and computational methods. dull garbage that i shouldve never signed up for, and the job markets fucked so im not even getting anything out of it
Don't fear the RIPA
sniggering niggardly at nigerians
>>220263995Joe rippa
California dreamin'
>>220263970grim but would love to shag her
>>220263970>>220263908buy an ad freak no one’s paying for their onlyfans
>>220263633fucking howling
>>220263970resembles the 35 year old brazilian that looks 17
Mirie it is while sumer ilastWith fugheles song.Oc nu necheth windes blastAnd weder strong.Ey, ey! What this nicht is long.And ich with wel michel wrongsoregh and murne and wast
easy cheesy baked potatoes that will blow your socks off
turn big ben into a big vape pen
>>220262987i can tell you this is Greater Manchester but i cant get the exact bus stop
On such a...
watching some classic angry video game nerd
>>220263633fucking poo screaming
>>220264116kino
>>220264100probably Didsbury
The HP in HP sauce stands for Harry Potter.
she's dead, why didn't you save her???
>>220264116still catch myself singing the theme music sometimes, it's cosy
did you knwo it's friday tomorrow and the start of the weekend?
sutton poo
>>220264147don't be fucking stupid it stands for hewlett packard
*coughs*
>>220264154Bro we do not care stop spamming
>>220264100its upper chorlton road at the junction with stamford street hulme/old trafford area x
>>220264188do not come to my town santa
pull the fode face every time i have to lick food off a knife
um
>>220264303we all fae somwhere
>>220264116>>220264173good posts
I disagree
>>220264229thanks lad x i live so close to there too. i was focusing a bit further up on Stretford Road
sherry, anyone?
>>220264378too small for my liking
The taste of spite
*opens a packet of After Eights and passes them around the thread*
>>220264373
Sandwich for tea team. Been up since 4:15 am and cooking when I'm this tired is dangerous
playing something on piano and it's making my hand hurt but idk why
Howling
>>220264356confused now as the image seems to be gone from streetview, the stop doesn't have grey plastic walls in any year, but it has the right bin
>>220264439maybe that piano is in fact a lawn mower
>>220264447one of the old streetview images had the opaque backing to the stop too so it's definitely correct
It meant a lot to me thenIt matters less to me now
HE SAY YOU BLADE RUNNER
>>220264439what kind of music do you play
>>220264469
just woke up
tattoos have ruined an entire generation of peng women
>>220264503The future
https://vocaroo.com/1emj1X6qbs2obig man ting
>>220264497*brade
>>220264417Must be mental being 20 years removed from this happeningYeah i was prime minster/wife of 20 years ago........hhmmm
it's a fookin disgrace
>>220262216these crisps are irresistible
>>220264533tattoos are sex
mr sleepy head
*slaps your knees*
not sleepy i'm just depressed
Really rough year for Rorke so far He unironcially thought 2026 was his year because Sydney Sweeney was getting her tits out
:(
>>220263580>let me put my airpods in before you take the picture
>>220264667*does a think*
Any juicy milfs in??
>>220264502prefer not to say x
Limmy You're looking ROUGH
I deserved quality fanny and a home by 21, and i didnt get itwhy is that?
>>220264502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk49gxS2L8
this is methis is who you're asking to grow up
>>220264747a lack fi di melanin
>>220264745Limmy Twitch clips has uploaded death stranding clips and it really shows how HORRIBLY you've aged in only 5 years
>>220264765*picks you up and hugs you*
I want to go raw in a Brits arse
>>220264784grow up
chicken and rice toil then
getting my daily poos in before bed
watching a ww2 documentary and saw this, apparently written on a tank. thought that was interesting
rorke finding his future wife on Muzz
boots, thats my ego boost
>>220264847heatherdemon
My first ever tattoo I got the other day is fucking awful
>>220264873heatherbull is katy only
>>220264864schedule aint been loose, for a minute
>>220264883no refunds
Do you reckon TV was better in the 80s / 90s or was it always shit?
My first home is on a busy main road
https://vocaroo.com/1omZdcVgmJjn
>>220264906Doctor Who in the 80s and 90s was better than now so yes
>>220264906it was the only thing they had to do internet didn't existphones didn't existcinema was too inconvenientit was either plop yourself in front of the box for three hours or read a book
Amazon delivered one of my books today. The other one will arrive either Saturday or Monday. The record inner sleeves I ordered were ordered all the way back on March 6th and haven’t even shipped out yet.
>>220264951>>>/int/cum
>>220264934sometimes you post some funny stuff Ziedy. If you'd stop with the noncery, you'd be alright
>>220264934FOZYEG
>>220264963LET THAT NIGGA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
what the derp
>>220264883is it a heart on your bum
>>220264951FOY
Sir Ben Dover
I have to use the rear room as a living room because the noise from the road is too loudI have to keep the living room door closed to keep the road sound out. I'm sick of feeling like I have to hide in my own home. I'm sick of it. I can't use the front room because of the noise so it goes unused. My bedroom has to be the smaller back room because the larger front room upstairs is absolutely not suitable for sleep.
gaybrit occurs much later in the evening. im too early.
the english should NEVER be bitterer than the frenchif, as an englishman, you become more bitter than a frenchman, you automatically lose the right to call yourself english
right well that's the universe shrinking into an infinitely small dot isn't it
>Trump: Iran asked me to be Supreme Leader, but I said no thanks
>>220265076Move to the country bong. I've been looking for houses in Tennessee i want to get out of the sardine can and experience quiet again.
mi a wait a new yeh? me a on patient one noh? x
>>2202650842.5 always
>>220265102>We needed to intervene in Iran to stop Khomeini from killing protesters. So we're dropping bombs everywhere killing the Iranians Khomeini missed.
mad how drumpf has a meltie and then moves on to have a meltie about something elsealways having melties about something that man
>>220265076Do you ever mourn just how much cars have robbed us of?Here's a list, of course these things still exist but cars have taken so much of it away:Beautiful natureThe quiet sounds of the birds and the windPathways to walk throughClean, fresh airEverything related to our economy going up: Rent, Food, Electricity etc. caused by rising gas prices.Beautiful grass destroyed by tarmacThe many, many lives taken by road users, including their ownA tight-knit community since commuting takes more effort, people get to know each other like family.Not being able to go 2 minutes in a city without a giant metal cage blocking the way
