Germans will invite you to their home and demand that you pay for what you eat
Laugh at euros thread
>>220263888CheckedI would never enter a German's house
Why dont you just refuse
>>220263888not true. we aren't sw*des
>>220263888I dreamed a German woman took me to her house, locked me in a room and forced me to watch her pee in a bowl. Whenever she needed to pee she would stop what she was doing and bring her bowl into my room and demand I watch. At night she shook me awake roughly and showed me her peeing and pooping by flashlight. When she got home from work the next day she was saving her pee all day and started wetting herself over the bowl before she could get her underwear off, then she took the underwear off and threw them at me. I woke up and now I can't go back in the dream when I sleep no matter how hard I try
>>220263888>Germans will invite you to their home
>>220263911Only Danish attics then?
>>220263888in Sweeden they will invite you to their home and then lock you up in a room while their eat dinner
>>220265352They bring you out at the end of the meal and take turns eating jam mixed with mashed potatoes served on top of your head while they comment candidly on your physique, I heard
>>220263888That's more of a dutch thing, there's s good chance instead that a german invites you at home and doesn't offer you food at all while eating his own meal
>>220263888>>220263906>>220265352Why do you fucks think food is free or something? Pay up or don't eat.
>>220268241This is actually worse
>>220268358USA may be expensive but I'm not paying $45 for a pizza (yet) so there's no problem with sharing here
>>220263923You will be killed
>>220265352Lol.I would just rub my penis and balls on stuff to pass the time.Not maliciously, but just, you know.
>>220269825literal orangutan behaviour
>>220263911An Israeli household would demand I come with enough groceries to stock their refrigerator
>>220269871Ok dingus, imagine YOU are locked in a room. What's your first move, captain? And DON'T say escape, that would be rude.
>Germans will invite you in their home and demand you eat their poop
>>220269930I would probably start talking to myself till I go insane
>>220263888Isn't that the Dutch (Belanda)?
>>220263888curry wurst>>220270300let's go dutch
>go over to a dutch friend's house>have to use the bathroom>finish up and walk away>he enters the bathroom>hear some fiddling with the toilet paper holder>get a phone notification>tikkie request for 0.04€>note says "10 toilet paper squares"Swamp German niggas be crazy
>>220263888I never met or interacted with a german.
>>220264924kino
>>220263911>I would never enter a German's housethat's alright, they'll enter yours
>>220263888Is it true they will also force you to sit down to pee?
I cannot BELIEVE what am I reading itt (in this thread).
>>220273469prove it
>>220273469you better believe it this is the way it has to be
Its even worse, if you are invited to a german house, you will be the dinner itself.
>>220273574>f you are invited to a german house, you will be the dinner itselfWaste not, want not.
>>220268241holy based
>was invited downstairs one time when my friend and family ate dinner >figure that i was about to be raped
