sarajevo edition
just witnessed something evil
>>220267387egg and cress
latex subedish
had one of them breakfast sandwiches earlierhad bacon egg sausage but had ketchupwas not happy
>>220267381looks okay until you zoom instate of that river
>4 day weekend >Room and hallway hoovered>Showered>Nails clipped, shaved, retiniol appliedyeahthings are alri y'kno
Mad how I've gay porn ruined my whole life
just remembered the six million
joining an all-female folk band where the members are slim (i'm bubbly)
i need a super graphic ultra modern rorke like me!
im planning on getting fucking BLASTED on the voddy tomorrow and being belligerent on /brit/
>>220267350you're not a serious commenter, suffice to say to top off what i wrote in my previous post, we can trace the decline in the UK and USA with the rise in influence that j*ws have achieved. They are bleeding the West dry to fund their Bagel Reich, and plan to leave Europe and America in ruins when they get their empire in the middle east established.
what should i have for brekky x
>>220267435a bacon and egg sandwich with some ketchup
>>220267381Why are they Muslim?
>>220267435get the toast madeget the jam spread
>>220267430ooh don't tempt me frodo haha
>>220267431stfu goyim
my tits are so freckly and wrinkled from sun damage
>>220267435avacado and egg toast
>>220267435korean fried chicken fondue
>>220267449no dont do it
>>220267418good work pal
>>220267435>>220267399
>>220267450I read the explanation before but I don't remember it sorry
>>220267435eggy bread mate sometimes i drizzle honey over mine, bit naughty but i like it
without the latex she's an ugly goblina
>>220267473dont have any bloody cress do i MATE!!!!
>>220267469I need to start eating healthier
>>220267450Turkey colonised them
>>220267488but with the latex she's a sex woman
gaslighting rorke by telling him it's only smells
>>220267492get some from the shop then
>>220267469Corrr Been doing nothing but healthy eating for months to get the weight down, the urge for slop is strong
*shucks and jives*
>>220267497It colonized a bunch of other European countries too, for longer periods of time, and they remained Christian. Why did Bosnia and Kosovo convert while the others didn't?
the fluffy socks are ONthat means it's bed time
>been delibarately nocturnal for years because I thought if you use electricity in the middle of the night it's far cheaper than during the day>turns out that just applies to the national grid and the retail price you pay for your power is the same no matter the time of dayoh my dayswhat a waste of timeI'm literally an incel because of this
male pussy SHOOK rorke
So this is the entire observable universe, is it? Doesn't seem that big to me
>>220267523the people there are just cattle basically
>>220267525cor the fluffy socks are on get those bloody feet insulated
>>220267535Big is relative, it's a cozy little place x
>>220267535why is it ovularsurely it should be a sphere
i'd consider myself mostly straight but the one fella I would have easily had a relationship with done himself in becausre his first love chose another fella so he done himself inDead at 19 what a fucking waste
>>220267529come to california
>>220267556Do I look like a physician to you mate
dubs and my life goes well from now on
>>220267529mine's definitely cheaper overnight
>>220267558I'm not a homophobe when I see gays in tv shows but when a gay sprouts up in /brit/ I genuinely feel a tiny bit of fear
>>220267558Imagine killing yourself over a hoe
>>220267558what was so special about this lad that you were willing to go gay for him
trans rights foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
>>220267571well you probably got a different tariff typethat only works if you're a proper autismo as my image elucidates
>>220267574gays on 4chan have no need to be filtered so they can be the horrid freaks they really are
Worked with this fells for like 4 months, turns out he was gay and sent dick pics to a younger lad who was like 17 at the time Also turned out he was let go from a previous job for being a nonce
>>220267589maybe just switch tariff
>>220267587trans rights are man's rights and that's why i support them. push women back into the kitchen, doing laundry, making babies, and OUT of the workplace. let a man in drag have her job.
>>220267601i'm lovely though
>>220267606did being a nonce hinder his ability to do his job
>>220267606got your dad a job eh?
>>220267605literally me
>>220267606wait... that's illegal?
almost april. how did that happen
>>220267628Dunno >>220267629Dog shit spaki zinger
>>220267611>cheaper night rates offset by increased daily ratesdon't live alone so it wouldn't workif I were alone I'd defo do that though tbf This Iran thing has got me proper energy conscious. I'd love to have a cheeky little new build with a smart meter and solar panels on my roof.Hear that Electric Boilers are the latest trend these days too, on top of your EVs. Would make my carbon footprint microfuckingscopic.
>>220267606>17Within the age of consent though
THE WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeKsNPdhMw
>>220267627you're the worst of them all
It's over
>>220267661>looksmaxxing>incel culture>broccoli heads fighting over prime energy drink in aldinot even 30 yet and I feel 10,000 years oldevery internet subculture seems so autistic to me and I've been on 4chan for 13 years and have 0 friendseven I feel too cool for it
odds tuna wraps evens maccies
>>220267661why are there actually people doing full anthropological studies on incelsthey're just niggas who get no pussy what's the big deal
>>220267687>incel cultureanon i...
>>220267661just lift bro
>>220267675uncalled forthat made me feel sad
>>220267688what's this then
been trying to be more retarded lately and it's been greatliterally just don't think hard about things and 90% of your problems go awaynot worried not bothered
Redditors are weird truman show people
>>220267687being cool isnt cool any more it's cringebeing uncool is basedbeing cringe is uncool
>>220267709get the big mac
>>220267716i think they're a seperate type of humanthey're still doing the exact same jokes they were doing in like 2014 it's mad
>>220267687Prime energy drinks didn't sell very well at ALDI we had them for about a year simply because nobody was buying them
mad how much money everything costsprices should go down
>>220267687
biomass was pissing onto the street with his willy out today at the bus stop and the piss was running all across the width of the pavement so i had to do a full leap over it
>>220267647mad innit
Need ai to take over so I'm not expected to look for work anymore
>>220267760how will you get money tho
>>2202677384chan users are extremely guilty of this
>>220267706sorry just having a laugh arent i
>>220267739yeah? get in the van Fred. we know wot u been doon in the Ladies wash
NGL there must be something seriously wrong with you if you can't get a job I've been consistently in work since I was 19 and people treat me like a complete failure here.
>>220267739your dads dead LMAO
>>220267776steve buscemi
>>220267783shut the fuck up!
Mad how everyone wanted to recreated the Roman empire and the muzzies came closest to succeeding They're also the closest thing to Roman society in the world today
you'd be surprised how hard it is to find a fat old man to have sex withI'm even lowkey hotthey're all bottoms
got my girl cock garage short shorts on
>>220267772i don't know if it's just because i'm accustomed to this site but i think something like baneposting is inherently funnier than repeating the same monty python quotes verbatim to each other for years like redditors do
>>220267755genuinely laughed out loud at the mental image of thiswhat city?
i reckon "Employed Woman" is 190/lisicki
>>220267773it's okay
Remember helperlad? He existed right? Feel like I'm imagining him it was so long ago
https://youtu.be/NfE1WP2pV00?si=tiTD_rsxU7nuJCv3
>>220267783DEI
>>220267818I'm Welsh so couldn't be 190
>>220267808Italy came pretty close at its peak in 1943
>>220267808not sure why you seem to think cultural stagnation for literally millenia is something to aspire to
>>220267709just seeing a pic of maccas food makes me start salivating ffs
Was going to do a read but the ol' kindle says the chapter will take 48 mins, shall leave it for the morrow
>>220267817it was in bethnal greenfunnily enough the met police were standing literally 10 meters down the road and did fuck allthis woman walked past as if nothing was happening but was clearly rattled it was funny as fuck
>>220267841Bizarre reply
>>220267827addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award
>>220267825he got bullied out of britfeel then didn't get the attention here he gets from those mongs so went crawling back with his tail between his legs
>>220267814This board (when being memey instead of coombait etc) is mostly just crusty old gimmicks looted from krautchan when that was still around and completely played out national stereotype posting. That plus all the people with strong edgy opinions you can pretty much predict what responses you'll get on outer /int/. But yeah you're right the monty python quoting is basically the same sort of thing
>>220267859Yeah that's it, randomly remembered him then started to wonder if he was real
rorke waking up in a cold sweat
wonder what it's like being georgian or something like that
>>220267853the literal state of donedon
>>220267827the good new: sandy hook was faked and she's still alive the bad news: she's on epstein island 2 with palm beach pete
brushed my teeth then started feeling hungry award
wanked to sissy hypno again award
Bane?
thoughts on a woman putting her bare anus in your face and farting?
>>220267896hope youve locked up your clitty
im doing OMAD to save money
right well someone itt has a chastity cage on don't they
>>220267381That river looks disgusting
>>220267899noooooo haha that would be soooooo nasty and smelly haha
why do sissies need to be hypnotised anyway
>>220267914corr her pink fanny would contrast beautifully with her skin
going to have 2 eggs on bread and a dim sim
Good evening lads
>>220267886probably quite nice
>>220267901have tried but don't know how people get in them my willard is small but I can't get it in without getting hard
>>220267936Don't forget your cress
>>220267914melanated goddess please accept this swagless white boy
>>220267936*dim sum
is it possible to shrink a willard in a tiny cage or is that a myth
>>220267946mate>>220267958i dont fucking have any cress mate dont even know what it is!!!
>>220267914I like black women and I think they're attractive.
australia is running out of fuel :/
>>220267955united in islam
haven't vaped in 3 daysthese nicorette gums are working lads
wales northern ireland and southern ireland all out on the same daysad
>>220267985get in de lid
>>220267985do you want a medal for switching your nicotine for...nicotine
listening to the new James Blakeit's very good x
>>220267999shall soon be switching the nicotine for nothing, one step at a time innit
>>220267999was that ellipsis where you stopped for breath because your lungs are full of mouldy water
just a few more (you)s before bed
Mad how at some point they realised the best thing to do for the economy was make everyone in society richer and then they made everyone poor on purpose
>>220267985last week I tried those zyn things and it was too strong, got light headed
>>220267955Why does the Englishman have Eastern African features
Victorian Britain was the greatest society in human history
genuinely don't think there's anything more manly and dignified than any random middle aged iranian dad. dark complexion but not indian, thick hair, smart shirt trousers shoes but no tie, thick stubble
>>220267946wait til it gets soft again and keep going
Emma Watson with a bad case of diarrhea. Me lying flat on my back with a funnel in my mouth. You do the math.
>>220268023here you are dear, I don't just hand these out but for you I'll make an exception
>>220268055Alri poofter lad
>>220268065Seek professional help, please
>>220268062she'll never starve if she gets lost in a forest
>>220268055Jfc this Iran idealisation gimmick is absurd
>>220267381Currently my favourite Dr Oetker
>>220268062that is a genuinely massive beak tbf
>>220268062would
>>220268055middle aged arabic guys do have a different kind of swag ngl
>>220268071it's just tony soprano maxxing but you dont even need his height, you an look like you own a newsagents
>>220268087Looks dire
The old floor was looking all dusty and tatty. It was tarred down and all but I got it up and got something shiny and modern put in with under floor heating and all
>>220268087>they don’t have Tombstone or Red Baron in Euro landGrim.
>>220268108*spunks on your rug*
>>220268108looks nice
>>220268102>>220268115Wtf would Americans know about pizza fuck off
>>220268114Only they do exist. The rest are something else innit
>>220268115>South Africa>Europe
cant imagine what its like in south americafriends brother has fucked off to live in venezuela but i envision all latino countries as being one giant slum, like i cant imagine what a normal neighbourhood and normal life would be like there
>>220268115That's south africa mate dude>>220268122It literally has Americans on the box you knob lol
>>220268122>Wtf would Americans know about pizzaIt’s an American food so we’re the authorities on it.
Looking for an over the counter cure for schizophrenia. B12, nicotine, maybe Tylenol. If Tylenol gives you autism it follows that it cures schizophrenia, never will the 2 meet.
>>220268132Venezuela Of all the places one could pick
>>220268132I've heard it's fun, although they did pull out a gun on my friend in Mexico but they warned him not to go to that area. I hear that now that El Salvador is cleaned up it's pretty nice.
Right well I'm gonna go buy some sloppy big fat pizza tomorrow then to stuff my gobhole with
>>220268108
>>220268159I think central America will do well
>>220268166corr scran
>>220268132I visited Buenos Aires and there was trash everywhere, felt like I was in Cairo
Why would white people want to live in Africa anyway?
>>220268159Yeah President Bukakke just put everyone with tattoos into prison. I guess we could do the same with migrants and blacks
hows it fucking fridat alreay what the hellyyy
>>220267582Dunno la there was one night we were drinking and i rested my head in his arms and it felt perfect
>>220268180There's a lot of frontier there We shouldnt have given it up
>>220268146Last year I was reading this study where they gave mega doses of Vitamin D3 to schizos and it had a good effect on their overall health hand symptoms, it's a 20 year study, supposedly there's a link between being deprived of vitamin D while in the womb or as a child. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33500553/
>>220268148his family are hardcore christians and i think he went to do some religious things with his bird but all my friend tells me is that they have daily power outages>>220268176i thought argentina was meant to be the nicest oneheard about the welsh village there might apply for citizenship x
>>220268180i would live in south africa if i could
>>220268185you getting on it lachy?
>>220268176I thought the neoliberal president, javier millei had turned things around?
scotland is such a faggy little country
>>220268226fuck up prick
>>220268086imagine how bad it would be if the revolution never happened, they'd be like a middle east japan
>>220268200It's projected to surpass 2 billion you know who's soon. Sounds like literal hell on earth. Although it was ridiculous to leave it to the Chinese.
>>220268062Knew a girl in sixth form who had an even bigger snifferNo idea if she was jewishNever talked to her either, I think she more than likely caught on that I kept looking in awe at the size of it
you was at the club, bottoms up when i first met you
>>220268204Why can't you
>>220268242True but it's massive so it's not really that densely populated I think
>>220268171The people who are not in a gang genuinely seem like they are good. I'm kind of thinking going on a trip there.>>220268181Exactly, seems like it's doable but will never happen here unfortunately.
>>220268026nicotine pouches are a meme, only the most hopelessly addicted use thosethey hit too hard and taste like shit as well. needs building up tolerance to be able to put them in without feeling sicki used them before when i was studying for finals but i stopped using them as soon as i finished because they're vile
>>220268235Persiaboos. We’d all be visiting to learn Persian and have Persian fever
>>220268202Believe it. If I have it, sunshine and sometimes supplements combat negative symptoms massively.
>>220268234it is though you have to admit
>>220268209Finder's keepers teehee
anyway bottom line i'll never experience twink love again so what does it matter a fuck
>>220268269wouldn't mind learning Persian it's just the script/alphabet which is mega difficult same as Arabicnot worth it for that
>>220268274when i imagine scotland i imagine fat women with red hair living on a council estate who eat three bags of crisps a day and has unruly kids but an entire country of them
>>220268261Blair and Cameron literally use that as reason why Europe needs more of them. They'll be in Europe in droves instead of you being over there in droves.
>>220268267Yeah I didn't like em, also made my gums numb.>>220268270Apparently a lot of people are deprived from vitamin D and it has a negative effect on mental health even in normal individuals.
If someone were to start a religion based around worshipping Homer Simpson, would you join?
>>220268308more of a peter follower myself>>220268300not me i take my max strength vitamin d tablets every morning !
>>220268290Beautiful script thoughMarghbhar inglistan is death to England. The Arabs world say Al mouk li injiltara
What if you said shit of loo roll instead of sheet what would happen to the poor Finnish tourist visiting your beautiful country I love birds
>>220268308Never saw the show>>220268322I'm taking the drops when it's winter here and there's no sun. The Cholecalciferol, works pretty good, I take em with fat. A strange thing that happens is after I take it my hair feels better immediately - the texture
>>220268267i never smoked or vaped first just went straight to niggy pouches
>>220268332Persian/Arabic script is probably the nicest looking scriptIt looks flowy and like how a written language is supposed to innit
Dont think I wiped well enough earlierOh well
>>220268350All foreigners do that everyone's used to it
>>220268353never really watched simpsons either. watched the film when it came out and the odd episode id catch on tv but my friend showed me a family guy funny moments compilation in like 2007 when we were about six which sent me down that path for life really.
too much feminoid drama in this tv show
>>220268368Thrilling update
>>220268350>I love birdswhat sort of birds
>>220268353it's also very cheap, cheaper than the tablets, at least here. It's like 2-3 Euro and lasts me almost a month.
nth for the gyaldem
>>220268371>>220268389Please can I date your sisters?
>>220268383They used to show it here when I was a kid but it was dubbed and that's retarded cause the translators are English majors who have no idea of the slang/context/references of american pop culture. I've heard that seasons 1-14 are the best ones
i'm lowkey non-white but in a chill way
>>220268416Mine both have blondy bfs already
susie dent sex arse
>>220268426Armenian?
>>220268429get the white people breeding with the east asians
>>220268426Gtfo go back
>>220268427Oh sheet
must be weird to be a white-looking turk or syrian or somethingyou're not "White" but you basically are and you benefit fully from white privilege
>>220268433baka
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWKVQB4ky2X/this is so beautiful lads almost make me cry
>>220268458Some Turkish girls put white make up here to look more white and it looks weird and I'm not talking about dark ones (which there aren't many)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx0x0VtiRPIMad how true this isSeems like rock was killed off and they pushed rap and slutpop into the mainstream
>>220268471most girls of all races use heavy foundation, it looks weird, mideast girls probably do it the most
I have a really violent inner monologue and it constantly tells me it wants to bum me
>>220268464Damn even the Camel is crying
>>220268433Wankspangled cockwomble
>>220268416dont have any
>>220268474Tbf, the new rock bands grew progressively worse beginning in my 2010s, and just kept on a downward spiral. What's more interesting to me is getting to the heart of why creativity became so stifled and muted in Britain and America.
danced with some cute girlies at the bar italia gigwish i had a gf like
>>220268474Mad how my early childhood was rock music being mainstream, fluorescent streetlights, no smartphonesAnd then from secondary school it became hip hop, LED lights, and smartphones everywhereThat's just a few changes of many that sapped the soul out of daily life
>>220268512bar italia are so shitpiss poor attempt at making new britrock
Do you reckon I could get a church for free and preach a version of christianity where The Virgin Mary is actually God
>>220268491Yeah but they specifically use a light one that makes their features look weird.
>>220268474Rock and roll went downhill when people who had higher education started playing it.
man horse
>>220268474It's the same people who don't listen to music for music as when bad rock was pushed on them. It's signalling and identity stuff. Still exists in rock circles now. Actual sounds are secondary
>>220268528>new britrock you are a moron
>>220268529My house is a churchCostcutters is a bloody cathedral
>Nooooo saar you are the misunderstanding of me saar, I am looking like Italian because of Anglo-Indian parentage saar, by Vishnu I am only four annas in the rupee saar
>>220268529It already exists.They're called the Palmarian Catholic Church
>>220268474Rock music was the original low iq/consumerist music to sell to the masses and make shit loads of money, rap was just more low iq and promotes consumerism 1000% more. Rappers don't even question the system.
star fox going to be in the mario galaxy film
>>220268537The best periods of rock music contained elements of rebellion against what was the then status quo. To be rebellious now against the state means to believe there's only 2 genders, races shouldn't mix or live together, basically what our great grandparents generation believed when they were listening to Tommy Dorsey and Frank Sinatra.
>>220268578Finally some good news
One of my mates from school was Turkish and I went to his wedding, it was crazy. It was 4-500 people. At the end of the wedding they brought a microphone and everyone went to the microphone and declared how much gold they are giving to the bride and groom. They got so much money, one guy gave almost a kilo I think (probably part of the family). It was a fun wedding. At some point his buddies took me to the side and gave me 1k to go buy cocaine in the middle of the party lol.
You’ve heard of Britpop? Well, now it’s time for Britpout, featuring the songs of Morrissey and others
>>220268617MAKEUP IS A LIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>220268575We've found the /classical/ poster!
rap is bad niggas when they hear 2slimeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoK36iukbxI
>>220268553Will they give me a church?
>>220268617Britpoop featuring, well anything from modern Britain
>>220268578cock is going to be in your arse
Cadburys chocolate tastes like bland shit and has the texture of wax now.Mondelez said they wouldn't change the formula when they bought the company. Didn't take long for them to do so, huh?
>>220268575Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFYRhssGe4
>>220268648might do if you ask nicely
look its fox mccloud
I really like those Pete & Bas chaps. I know this other groups is writing their lyrics but it's still fun.
>>220268678why is he in mario now
>>220268671I haven't eaten one of those candy eggs since i was 7.
>Want to look up a word on Google>Type "X word" and "meaning">First result: "X word meaning in Hindi" Yet another example of how Jeets getting access to the internet has made things all the more shit.
>>220268665I heard about thisThat book is genuinely the reason Doctor Who went down the toilet, the BBC panicked over it and started twisting Moffat's arm to insert racial quotas and other ideological bollocks, and the rest is historyhttps://tardis.wiki/wiki/Doctor_Who_and_Race
are we really concerned about rap lyrics when most decent rock songs are about doing heroin and haxing sex with underaged women
>>220268691dont know might be introducing him early before the inevitable smash film
>>220268671milka is goodno palm oil
>>220268674Low iq nonsense
>>220268665Did you know that Matt Smith's sister was in the Eric Prydz 'Call on Me' video back in 2004?
>>220268710chicken and giblets aisle 5 Jackson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Weeping_Camel
>>220268674Watup gang
>>220268678Spoilers :/
>>220268725
>>220268710I'm almost never concerned about lyrics
>>220268732americoons be naming their kids the darnedest things dagnabbit
>Stacey Smith? wrote The Church of Saint Sebastian in Short Trips: The History of Christmas, as well as several unlicensed fictional and non-fictional works about the Doctor Who universe.>The question mark after her surname is a legal part of her name. Thus she is properly Smith?, not Smith.this person is trans, aren't they
>>220268720This one is classicalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvTST03DIk
>>220268769>Smith? is a trans woman and is polyamorous.[13]
>>220268739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvTST03DIkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvTST03DIk
Right well that really is just nobody posting the new now innit
>>220268824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvTST03DIk
>>220268842>>220268842you're all so fucking lazy!!!!
NEW>>220268839>>220268839>>220268839
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