88 EditionOld - >>220263925
>>220267604Gyatt DAY-
>>220267604i already fucked her
what do we think, boys?
West coast best coast
>>220267604>milANO
Well you know what they say, a footjob reveals the soul.
Sipping a lemon soda
>>220267616Those men in the picture are in their 20s
I too regret voting for orange man my Mexican brother
>>220267648Like those clothing stores?
>>220267616People would think I'm a fag if I wore shorts.
>>220267648Ano...eh...eto...
With people like bad bunny it kinda makes sense why ICE exists
I regret voting for Andrew Scheer
>>220267615The winter olympics goes through half a million condoms in the olympic village per year, her ass has been piped by half the world at this pointof course I fucked her first
>>220267671and they'd be right
/g/2822370/ba7f130b94/
Milhouse's mom could get it
>>220267683bad bunny is a legit american, he's from puerto rico
>>220267696I swear to god if this is some gay shit I'm gonna track you down and beat your fuckin ass
>>220267631we out here
>>220267699He's as American as an Alaskan Eskimo
>>220267691Damn are you saying the raccoon got nailed by hundreds of BBCs
i will never have sex in my entire fucking life simply because i dont approach women
>>220267712>>220267631
>>220267728niggers aren't allowed in the winter olympics, silly.that's why everyone likes to watch them
>>220267729you live in brazil (though)
>>220267694:(
>>220267741
>>220267696>>220267707okay it was pretty mid you're safe pal, I'd say try g/399802/e13b31601f/ as well btw
How many ICE agents do you think Bad Bunny could take on in hand-to-hand combat if they came at him one after the other
Chlie on mines please
>rimjob>hairy>fisting
>>220267780he might be able to fight off two fat women, or one twinky chud
>>220267791que?
>>220267616We have to go back
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
im watching sports like a man
>>220267847all the games are over, thoughever
when i have a 300 stroke jelquing assignment due in 10 minutes
>>220267847Watching sports is only cool when I'm druk. When I'm sober of stoned its a no-go.
>>220267889>jelquing
It wasn't until recently that I found out North Africans don't look like what you think of when you think AfricanI used to think Algerians were Bantu
>>220267795>doesn't like bushfag
>>220267889Dick ups are the way to go, jelqing can cause ED
>>220267889I’ll give you 300 strokes ;)
>>220267920nigga you thinkin I'm supposed to know what a bantu is? comin up here talkin mustafarian type shi
I'm calling it now in the next 50 years china will solve balding and have pills that give you a 10 inch dick, they'll be made in the worlds sketchiest labs and have like a 15% chance of affecting you with some horrific disease but people buy them en masse anyway
You in the middle
>>220267930why the fuck would I want rug burn and pubes on my dick
>>220267765>wine countryindustry in decline>naturewe got death valley>sierra nevada's + lake tahoeok>gold miningwe have them>most successful baseball + football teamspure cope, especially right nowAll I have to say is the happiest place ON EARTH and 2 presidents came from SoCalget rekt nerd
>>220267987Is that Tony Soprano on my right
On the last level of my halo ce legendary playthrough
>>220267989>he's fuckin dry bitchesdamn really makes you think
>>220267987That's exactly why only Asians should do sumo
These old headz really paved the way for this hip-hopper shit.https://youtu.be/7M2D_mmezII?si=pBy1Ob56ij2FHoXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bu5aM469OA
>>220267996>we got death valleywow, a hot barren desert, incredible>we have gold mining townsno you fucking dont, lmao
>>220268002No that's Tochinoshin, famous Georgian sumo wrestler
>tfw no gf
Football crazy chocolate manGrow a pair of balls, play Football with the lads
Henlo
Had some pork tacos today and they made me shit, maybe the muslims are right on this one
mexican niggas be like"ayayay, this meat too spicy"
>>220268040>Sign up for a 5k race>Try to get bitches beforehand>Do the race try to get bitches>Try to get bitches afterwards>If:Failure>repeat
Do you prefer Phillips or Flathead screwdrivers?
>>220268069I usually go for either chicken/beef with ONLY salt,lemon, and avocado
>>220268095I have an uncle Philip so I'll go with Flatheads
>>220268069>pork tacosdo mexicans really?
>>220267604built for skiing, cute! :3
Turns out the new coffee I bought wasn't sour, and the sour thing was actually the milk. That explains why I have been feeling intoxicated the last couple of days.
>>220268123EEWWWWWW
Think I might get Culver's soon.
i love me gf she is a gorgeous gal and she makes me very happy :D
>>220268084Fr >>220268112Yeah you don't need much>>220268119Thought you knew
>>220267683I tried listening to some of his music out of curiosity. It sounded like garbage to me
>>220268123One time I was washing out my coffee mug but I got distracted after I put some dish soap in it then never finished and I did a pour over and drank half a cup of soapy coffee before I figured out why it tasted so bad.
>>220267604disgusting nigger ass
i like looking at escort listings just for the fantasy though ik in reality it would just be really awkward and a waste of money
While I think that AI slop is overall bad for the world, I will admit that playing d&d with an AI dm is more fun than any game that's released in the last 10 years
>>220268164Did you die
>>220268164coffee drinkers be like
>>220268149I think when I get a gf I'm going to quit 4chanOr at least drastically reduce my reaction image folder size
>>220268123gotta sniff test el leche
>>220268069for me it's pork al pastor
>>220268178did your mom get top billing or was she buried on page 9?
>>220268153>Yeah you don't need muchthis. people think they need to add spicy salsa and all the fucking bs.
>>220268178where do you even find those
>>220267604
>>220268183Coffee especially the way that most coffee pots make it is very bland I don't get why people pretend like it's an offensive or hard to handle taste
It's none of your business what a grown woman does with her body. Why do you care if your moms a whor you want to fuck your mom?!Grow up man
>>220268179Sounds fun, what website you do that on?
>>220268246so much this, sis
>>220268221Congratulations on posting the 88th post in 88 Edition
>>220268246posted from the cuck chair
>>220268178Bruh i'm down bad horrendous. Might drive down to tijuana and get jacked off for $25. Somebody please help me, man.
The sad fate of the /cum/cow…
farting up a storm
WELLFUCK WATYA HEARDWELL FUCK WATYA HEARDN**** KICKIN YA WHOLE CREW TO THE CURBWAT WATWAT WATWAT WATWAT-WBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOMUH STEEZE IS BALLIN OUTWAT DEEZ FUCKN****A KNO BOUT GAM-BOLYNHUSSL BONES WUPPIN OUT MUHM-M-M-M-M-M
Is this real
>>220268273Lmfao. Best post out here.
>>220268259Gemini is the easiest to set up since you can just upload the whole player's manual for whatever system you want to use, it takes some getting use to and you have to occasionally tell it to stop certain behaviors or correct it on numbers but for the most part it works and there are prompts you can look up for it, if you want to run stuff locally there's a lot more models that do some stuff better and some stuff worse but that's a lot of set up for not that much pay off
>>220268273Do you live in california or Nevada?
Pretty sad today so the dinner is just a toasted bagel with cream cheese and salted roast beef, and some chipsSorry
>>220268273placer....
>>220268221iykyk
>>220268273Do it and report back, and if you're not a larping faggot take a pic in tijuana
https://youtu.be/VuktJ8mppE0
Whoreflation means the minimum you spend is $200That's 2 weeks worth of groceries. Don't let your horny mind make you lose $
>>220268266>posted from the cuck chairBeing a cuckold implies you want to fick the woman but can't and are forced to watch so you are once again suggesting you want to fuck your mommyThat's so gross man
>>220268337I don’t really understand the point in paying $1000 for a halfway decent prostitute when you can just go on a date and have sex with a non-whore. A lot of them even get mad if you try to pay for them, and insist on going dutch
>>220268273Tijuana is a dangerous dump, don't go there
Some escorts here even have their own "place" but idk sounds too good, I wouldn't try it in tijuana though
Cuck’s Fuck and Suck
Where does a whiteman find a bitch to colonize these days? We need to get in to space so we can get some exotic pussy again that'll straighten everyone out
watching jeopardy
I'm curious why Brazillians think nothing bad would happen to them if WW3 really did break out? They were irrelevant before because it was an undeveloped jungle country. Now they have infrastructure and resources, and they're trading with China and Russia...do they honestly think we would let that slide?
>>220268398https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY
>>220268404Puta
>>220268409That’s not true. Countries like Brazil and Argentina actually used to have a higher GDP per capita than Canada in the early 20th century, but badly stagnated due to severe mismanagement and demographic issues. That said, Canada’s GDP/capita growth has also stagnated since around 2015, so perhaps we will also be Brazilified
>>220268404I fooled around with a lot of foreign girls when I was younger and it just turned me into a bigger racist
>>220268404Mexico>t. has been there>>220268409Holy mindbroken chikaner, first you're not American nor will ever be, and second, its not a Brazilian who started that thread
InformerMeknowfisnamaninominanalaemMe licky boomboom down
I remember one you tried smoking weed and got sick
>>220268486I don't know what you're ooking about. I'm just wondering why lately I see a lot of Brazil flags acting like WW3 wouldn't affect them at all. It's a very weird attitude.
Nigga
took a massive poo
>>220268409because it wouldn't directly, the only realistic ww3 scenario under current conditions would be between the US and China and it's unlikely either is going to put actual boots on the ground in brazil in any real capacity they would just get blockaded with a police force put in place and while would severely fuck over their economy and most thirdies have a hard time conceptualizing long term consequences
>>220268375>when you can just go on a date and have sex with a non-whoreThat requires knowing women irl and knowing how to talk and flirt with women
I don't like when extroverts identify as introverts to sound cool, they dont know what it's really like
>>220268375I am too ugly and abrasive to get a date with a non-whore, and also i don't want to spend ANY time talking to women about their boring interestsI would just rather spend the money than waste my time
>>220268560
Fishtank LIVE producer Benjamin Taylor beats up drunk disabled contestant
>>220268560I larp as an extrovert but I'm really introverted
>>220268560I used to think I was an introvert, but as I grew older I realized I'm a shy extrovert
https://youtu.be/YeLk2LkLu-A
i got a frozen water bottle on my balls to cool off after getting all hot in the sunjews don't want you to know this trick
>>220268591i am an extroverted introvert
>>220268532>acting like WW3 wouldn't affect them at allSaid no Brazilian ever, we participated from the first and second WW, what my fellow compatriots say is that will be a easy war to us, since we have no direct enemies and we will probably send at most 50k soldiers.
>>220268599enjoy your microplastics
>>220268620Microplastics leach out via heat not cold
>>220268644
>>220268304Thanks man, much appreciated
saw some guys playing warhammer today at the hobby store. holy cringe.
>>220268502strange moment in schoolyard history when jamaican accents were considered cool
>>220268721>nooo, you aren't allowed to have fun!
>>220268762one guy didnt even paint his dolls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72wwmeupans
>>220268404They're still in the same places
>>220268793>They're still in the same placesit is literally illegal to invade south america you are not allowed to raise a private army, it's been tried in the supreme court before
>>220268749Some guys at my school got in trouble in 5th grade (like 10-11 years old) because they would knock eachother and other people at recess down onto the ground and "teabag" them like in Call Of Duty.Our principle made all of the boys stay behind at lunch (while the girls went outside) to lecture us and punish those involved.
>>220268816what if i do it successfully, without getting intercepted by US military forces?
>>220268846not possible you live in a police state
any headachers here
I live in a society
>>220268910DudeSame
What’s the current meta?
>>220268918ignoring british flags
>>220267616Those guys fuck.Eachother.
>>220268949Damn this post is quite political
>>220268856what percent of crimes do you think are solved here?
>>220268273>$25They charge only that?
When you succeed at something then it's no longer illegal
in february 1944, imperial japan secretly began work on its own atomic bomb project. codenamed "sugoi nakadashi", the plan consisted of building seven 20 kiloton bombs and using them against targets in the philippine sea, hawaiian islands, and even parts of australia. but the project never really got anywhere. there's lots of interesting videos about it on google.
Do you have family members in the orangeman cult?
America has fallen. It's so over ...
>>220268998It's only illegal if you get caught. And if you get caught shut the fuck up.
>>220268968big crimes are solved pretty easy
>only 118lbs award>same weight for 10 years award
>>220269037We have our own version of this in Canada, the people who pretend Carney is better than Trudeau. We have multiple of them in this general even, they reported me for posting basic facts too. Quite sad being a carneycultist!
>>220269039Holy based
>>220269037Yes :/
>>220269037Sheinbaum's predecessor AMLO had a cult among gen x.
>>220269061twinxican
>>220269081trudy and carny are the same thing same people running things same policies. there aren't any major parties in canada willing to stop this or repair the damage. ottawa sold the country to globalist interest. there is no national autonomy. we're a big box franchise store as a country. people's republican of amazon fulfillment.
You see Druski's imitation of Erika Kirk
>>220269175at least you're not RACIST
>>220268906*raises paw*
Love this song so FUCKING much: https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQEllie's also really sexy in this video.
WOLED or QD-OLED?
two tallboys of 7.4% and I'm not even tipsywhat the FUCk
>>220269175>trudy and carny are the same thing same people running things same policiesThere are multiple people in this general who believe (or at least pretended) that Carney is some big improvement over Turdeau. Genuinely NPC tier if they really think that but that just shows you what Canadians are like.
Remember to file your taxes
don't care, still voting trudeau
How do I get motion
>>220269267Thanks. I just reminded my wife that we need to do that
>>220269276What's this about
>>220269300>It follows an isolated woman living in a rural Oklahoma motel who spirals into psychosis after taking in a mysterious Gulf War veteran.
>>220269290I just had sex with your wife
>>220269276Do you reckon Michael Shannon is 'that guy' status or slightly above that?
>>220269328not really sure what you mean desu but i think he's a great actor.
>>220269326
>>220269346>"that guy from that thing" >working actors below the film star level but who are often recognized as being "that guy" who was in "that thing".An actor you've seen many times but not like a star, you recognize him but don't know his name and paradoxically couldn't remember a role without thinking about it
>>220269361this episode was comedy gold. He spends like 45 minutes driving home just to drive back to the office after he thinks up a stupid comeback
>>220269387Wassup my fellow unc?
>>220269387The 90s were a simpler time
niggas still mad about hitler meanwhile we literally NEED a gigahitler 3000 to save humanity lol
>>220269267I did that as soon as I could and I got my return weeks ago.
>>220269410>niggas still mad about hitlerZoomies uniformly love hitler, only some turbo-leftist foids hate him at this point. Never met a non-white person who didn't have a great opinion of him either.
>>220269431Nice one, rabbi.
>>220269300adam friedland
Just put on a fresh pair of underwear and there's already a shitstain
>>220269442Sorry Shlomo, we WILL all say 271k and we WILL all call him the based painter. Boomer mind control spells have no affect on us.
why don't we just grow humans?
>>220269442>>220269470Why are you both calling each other jewish
>>220269477if you cum inside a woman, a human will grow there
>>220269477Like Alyssia Liu?
robotvacuumberg is completely, unrepairably, unusably broken. long live robotvacuumberg.
>>220269503I can call you Jewish too if you'd like
Went to the toilet to poop and right before I sat down I farted and so as I was sitting my face ended up in the same area my fart was
>>220269524I don't care what you call me just don't call me late for passover
>>220269508Dude keep my gf out of this
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>220269519What type of floor u have thoe?
>>220269556She doesn't know who you are
>POV: It's 410AD and you're about to get fucked up
>>220269568Ah mate do not say that because that pisses me off
>>220269505i was thinking we grow them with no brain so we can rape them and harvest their organs
>>220269566mostly carpet with some vinyl.
>>220269597Someone using 100% of their brain right here
i may not be dating alyssia liu, but we do live on the same planet
>>220269626You don't even know her name
>alyssa liuShe will be forgotten in a few months just like the kanye "hoodrat" posting meme in /mu/.
The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers whenever there is a flood, and all crowding to that side of the boat which is already nearly gunwale under.
>you don't even know her namewho cares
I share 99.99% of my DNA with her, we're compatible on a genetic level
>>220269622U clean or dirty? I think that shit got jammed with dust or something
Just use a broom and mop the floor?
>>220269731Broom
>>220269651Just post her bf and they will stop lolMOLED
>>220269699nah bruh, i bought it used off ebay and it was already a piece of junk, that was like 5 or 6 years ago. it's just dead.
>>220269750She is not attractive. I don't care how "Wholesome" she is
>>220269761MOLESOME
>>220268296phwoar cute kittingtonshires
time passes so fast when you're writhing in pain
>>220269752>that was like 5 or 6 years ago. it's just dead.damn it lasted a minute
>>220269761yeh sum gay ass n**** shidd imo>>220268540corr good post>>220268670ohwiaranudda cuteinghamshire
>Ask a girl if she wants to go out sometime>She says yes>Go to get her phone number>Ask her what she normally does for fun>She mentions going out with her boyfriendAm I the weird one for thinking that asking a girl to go out sometime is clearly a proposition to date her, or is she the weird one for thinking otherwise?
>>220269914I'd just forget about it and look for a new girl.
>>220269914ask r/AITA
>tfw I will never experience a real cavalry charge
>>220269914womens world is completely different you cannot comprehend
Going to set it up with the milf in an hour or so. Hopefully we ball on Saturday night.
>>220269928I'm not hung up on her, I just found her behaviour odd.
>>220269914At least she actually responded, the girl I got a number from the other week just ghosted and started avoiding me ever since I got her number after she was all nice before
Ghosting is just the norm for zoomer girls, not much you can do about it. Keep your head up /cum/mers
>>220269914Try it a couple of times and see were it goes. The saying "if she cheats for you she'll cheat on you" isn't always true. Lots of people will just stay with there partner because they're too scared or complacent to ever leave
I JUST BOUGHT A NEW ROBOT VACUUM OFF AMAZON TO REPLACE MY DEAD ONE
>A PIECE OF MY BRAIN JUST SHOT OUT MY WEINER>I JUST BOUGHT A NEW ROBOT VACUUM OFF AMAZON TO REPLACE MY DEAD ONE
>>220270200Negroes getting tattoos always seemed pointless to me
>>220270200He didn't say that
Evening cummies did any of you watch baseball today
a gf? wouldn't mind, but for me, its not even a dream
Spent six hours today watching Kino Casino
>>220270207lighter skin black girls with red ink tattoos is pretty hot
Where is everybody
>>220270323I think 4chan diedRIP
>>220270086That's what you get for buying chinese. (Roombas are now chinese, btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6BAmRk6_UU
>>220270230I watched 5 games. Absolute DOGSHIT blowouts
>>220270353We’ve already known this.
I don't even know why I still come to 4chan. I'm a liberal, not a chud.
I've had 3,080 calories today and I'm struggling to not order Chinese food
maybe trooning out is the answer if life isn't working out for me as a man?
never bite the hand that jerks you
have completely and utterly lost control of my life. My days off are completely wasted in my room doing fuck all but c/um/ is literally the only social interaction I get
>>220270368I thought the mest game was pretty fun. Didn't do too bad without nimmo/alonso
>>220270419Can't imagine the point of getting chinese food when thai food exists desu
>>220270457you even know what losing control of your life looks like, you have a job
>>220270460didnt watch the mets game. I was watching wsox/brewers, then dads/tiggers, and then *vomits* angels/astros
>>220270478>angels/astros
>>220270399Same
>>220270528it was still 0-0 going into the 5th so I switched over since the padres were getting fucked. It was awful
I got the achievement for completing every halo campaign on legendary now I feel empty
i have completely lost control of my penis
>>220270566The modern Alexander
>>220270577lol, I'm kind of tempted to try legendary all skulls on
>>220267616Imagine slottin floppies in these TITE threadsimagine
I think that I might be a masochist, but I'm also an ephebophile, so I don't think that I can make it work. Like, can you imagine getting paddled by a teenager?
>>220270566Instead of learning from the experience you've decided to waste more time posting about it here. Youre definitely going places in life
i'm drinking islay single malt again
I have no beliefs
>>220270610Do you believe in love?
>>220270566>>220270581You could give red faction armageddon a go. It's basically a halo 3 clone with extra armor abilities.
>>220270566Do it LASO now. I'm too much of a pussy to attempt that myself.
>>220270595What am I going to do this late at night
>>220270610I don't recall asking
>>220270620You could go f*ck yourself
We're all in here>>>/tv/218997463
>>220270639You can curse on this forum
>>220270616Looks generic >>220270618Did you beat all the campaigns on 'dary?
>>220270587The paddle does most of the work, and how much stronger is an older woman anyway
>>220270654I said it was a clone didn't I? Your nutsack looks generic.
>>220270646Terrible habit. I hate people that curse. Only uneducated people curse. Inarticulate people...
>>220270663Halo 3 looks way better than that dogshit
>>220270654More than once. I'm only missing Halo 5, but I don't have an Xbox.
>>220270677What part of CLONE do you not understand? UGH! Mood.
>>220270566phwoar propa good diss wunhairfta be braptulated>>220270587disgusting nonce
>UGH! Mood.
>>220270711You were supposed to accuse me of being girl, not meme arrow quote with a soyjak.
>>220270692have you tried halo wars?
>>220267604name?
>You were supposed to accuse me of being girl, not meme arrow quote with a soyjak.
>>220270721Nope.
>>220270741Baited this post.
i wish you were a woman
>>220270745What about infinite
Should I make the new? Speak quickly
>Baited this post.
>>220270766Yes
>>220270776>>220270779New >>220270784
>>220270760I liked it, but it feels incomplete. It's missing its cancelled campaign DLCs.
>>220270659It's not their ability to hurt me, it just feels weird thinking of somebody younger than me giving me a spanking.>>220270707>OI, YOU GOT A LOISENSE FOR THAT 19 YEAR OLD?
>>220270821You did not mean 19 year olds man lol
