i haven't farted (outside of a restroom) in years and i take a shower every time after i take a shit.
I rip ass every 30 minutes or so in my country
>>220270334liar. you fart in your sleep
>>220270334If you looked like Konata you could fart near me anytime :)
the first thing I do after opening my eyes in the morning is fart for 5 minutes straight
>>220270334I must be an honorary american because I am constantly farting, like one big fart every 10 minutes and several small farts in between. I have made entire rooms of people leave because of my farts.