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>still mad he can't get an H1Bkek
2 more weeks
>>220272177This would be more funny if there wasn't like a 90% chance of you being a leb.
>>2202721773 wise monkeys
>>220272177me on the left
>>220272177Trump's signature will be printed on the dollar btw
>>220272195Why would someone want to move from Australia to the poonited sharts of fartmerica
>>220272537Money Weed and Weather
>>220272551>MoneyAustralia is one of the richest countries in the world>WeedNo sane man wants to do life-ruining drugs>WeatherAustralia has nice weather
>>220272601Fuck, I meant Women Weed and Weather. I haven't heard the song in a while.
>>220272551AusGODS mog you in all of those except weed (but who needs weed when you have XXXX and meth)
>>220272620You mean sows?
>>220272654I don't fuck with no hand-me-downs.
>>220272316>dollar becomes worthless>he puts his signature on itwhat did he mean by this
>>220272695He promised he's gonna devalue the dollar did he not?
>>220272717He needs to devalue the cost of gas man this is fucking bullshit.
I really hope he TACOs out again this time before the prices start affecting me PERSONALLY
>>220272695Art of the Deal
>>220272177>2020s>the age of the 3 monkes
>>220272177Band names?>The Monkees>The Special Military Operations>The Two More Weeks
>The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field. #.These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline. #>The MORAL LAW causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger. #>HEAVEN signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons. #>EARTH comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death. #>The COMMANDER stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerity, benevolence, courage and strictness. #>By METHOD AND DISCIPLINE are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure. #>These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail. #Moral law: Not only do 61 percent of Americans disapprove of the war in Iran the war was started without legal permission from CongressHeaven: it has been warned for months the US might face recesssionEarth: Iran is half around the globe from america with 7th largest landmass in the world surrounded by mountains 4000 meter+ tallCommander: Pete HegsethMethod and Discipline: White House posting video game edits on Twitter
>>220272842the fat orange pedo just announced yet another ultimatum, meaning he's totally cucked and won't do shit, while sand wizards blow up every ZoG base in the Great Sandbox.
>>220273119>trump has just raised the tweet of revenge
>>220272975The Senile Simians
The Ape Wars
>>220272551>moneynational debt>weeddude drugs lmao>weathertornadoes to blow down cardboard houses
>>220273267i thought you said tomatoes and got hungry
https://youtu.be/FbhPWmzYsms
>>220272842There is no way for him to TACO out of this war
>>220272177Meanwhile:>does nothing>wins
>>220274568>Does nothingHe constantly threatened Canada and Australia, put tariffs on EU and started a trade war with Japan just because the PM suggested they might have to intervene if the sovereign nation of Taiwan is invaded
>>220272177
>>220272177Together monkey strong, but only one gets banana
considering today is friday and tomorrow the stock exchanges won't be open, is it inconceivable to expect yet another orange makeup fueled chimpout in iran within the next 24h?
>>220278838>>220272177Why is 'nyahu drawn as a monkey here when he's getting everything he wanted
>>220274722>started a trade war with JapanNah he didn't do shit, just took pandas away because grandma didn't have guts to bear consequences of her loud words
>>220272177>Look at this, the family of early man ova here.
>>220278890>Taking away pandas>Not significant
>>220272278There's a fable in here somewhere
>>220278871It's thirdies seethe because Israel and America raped the shit out of their muh multipolar world order o algo
>>220278871He is dead
>>220272601>weed>life-ruiningYou have to be retarded to let weed of all things ruin your life
>>220278871A real paper tiger since it's been a month and Iran still standing
>>220279801all the militias they've been building around israel for the past 40 years are going down the drain along with most of their military capabilities and industries and leadership but okay lol
>>220279888>no sanctions no restrictions (bomb whatever you want and as much as you want) on USA >powerful ally in a face of Israel >no inside traitors or sellouts unlike Russian caseThe Iran still stands after almost a month and even cockblocks a strait, if it isn't a paper tiger, than what it
>>220272177ik ook
>>220272975The SMOnkes
>>220279888>are going down the drain So is your country's reputation in the West, the naked land grab in Lebanon won't win your country any friends, neither will the murdering of civilians.
>>220274568what I find most amazing is that China first did the pigheaded wolf warrior diplomacy,they figured out it was dumb and stopped,and now America is doing their own version of it
>>220278871that's a good point, the monke part comes in 10-20 years when the average american is anti-israelbut that's not his problem
>>220280038We are not talking about America. Israel(precisely, nyahu) got everything it wanted, weak and unstable Iran, irreparable relations between Iran and her neighbors, distraction from the genocide in Gaza, chance to destroy every antagonistic militia and illegally aquire surrounding territoryAnd dont forget why he started the war in the first place, before HAMAS war he was about to get impeached
>>220272601>life-ruining drugs>weed
>>220280284Marijuana fries your brains and destroys your lungs but ok
>>220280283>weak and unstable Iranstrait status?
>>220280324Again, goyim problem not Israel's
>>220280316I think normalfags who get high like 2 times a month are more prone to see it as harmless. They don't have the concept of a junkie blowing a bong 24/7.
>>220272177are they winning yet?
>>220280357I am just waiting for "who? this?" To join in on the fun, 200$ for a barrel, burn it all down I earn enough to weather any economic ruinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvoeF0Xg7pA
>>220280263bruh anti israel politicians dont get far in the US, the Israel lobby will funnel millions into their adversaries and americans are none the wiser. Only way things change if theres a massive political reform
>>220272177Are these the so called weak monkes with all the banans that create the hard times?
