dance edish
the new :)
grotesque and horriblé!
well that's me off to toil, see you later ladsx
>>220274163
>>220274163built for race mixing
>>220274163wouldn't mind milking her everyday
poo vomit
wales obliterated by Bosnia
>>220274253You are actually obsessed with me you’re so weird
>>220274212A reservoir dried up for this
Look, lads, you're on the news!
>>220274266
>>220274163Bossberg saw this and sacked me
>>220274271At least Scotland are in the world cup unlike some
I'm like a croquet pitch, I need my balls whacked with a mallet.
>>220274193We don't sign our posts here, mate
>>220274266Do you expect the cat to just not drink?
>>220274293I'm ready when you are.
>brain-damaged ScotBit redundant.
>>220274271mousey
some of them might even peak before 15 depending on how they develop
>>220274335
Was watching American Psycho and was wondering how old Bale was.25, fucking 25.I'm 6 years older than he was in that. Mental. Wasted my fucking life.
>>220274045for me its the stones but i listen to velvet underground mostly
Cold and raining and they've still got their legs out
>>220274345Mad he only got paid 50k for that
told after hours officeberg it would be alright to call me back in two hours but didn't consider that I might like to get plastered in those two hours did I
I put auditers in the same category as noncesImagine some smelly, tracksuit wearing jobless mong came up go you and starting recording you in public trying to bait.an argument, Do not understand why people do notj ust fill them in and take their phone instead of arguing with them.
>>220274355the purring jew
>>2202743681) they are at their workplace with witnesses and cctv2) auditor has a camera sometimes more than one camera.Why would anyone risk their job and prosecution
haha true
>>220274368There’s one I hate called dje or something. 5’1 roid monkey with a lisp who’s also on the sex offenders register if I ever see him he’s fucked
>>220274397the joke is sex
>>220274445BUM sexlol
>>220274355he'll damage the mechanism
Rorke, the fat-right, taha
poo
>>220274481naaaah blud hahahaha
>>220274335talking about whiskey are you lad?
might even be 13 really
RIPA
Oh, diddums, did we not search for an investigative powers act when we paid someone to hack into their email?
Not sure if I've ever mentioned this before, but I'd eat Emma Watson's shit.
You haven't been entrapped, good luck proving that in court, and we're hearing you through that device you're holding on the palm of your handYour purse
Can't get this image out my head
fucked up everything at work and put the project in jeopardy awards goes to ME
the read
Apparently I give the women at work the 'ick because I wear wired headphones. All women are fucking sluts and I wish harm on all of them. Absolutely sick of this shite.
>>220274637right well thats illegal imagery
https://youtu.be/xqYFU1_SiBo?si=7Q6rpOpeie7dwgBd
>>220274644having a single point of failure like this in a process is a sign of poor planning and management. not your fault basically
>>220274657As long as I don't act upon my nefarious thoughts I don't see the issue? My thoughts are my own and I shall continue to visualise whatever I want*Visualises you as a child*
>>220274655Very incellious post this
>>220274661went to shit after antics
you know we're finally here right?
>>220274655bro just get the iphone 17 pro with apple intellegence and the new apple airmax 2 and an apple watch like the rest of us bro have you ever heard about airdrop its such a streamlined ecosystem bro c’mon
>>220274644I was sacked once (only 3 months into a job) after fucking up roughly £7000 worth of material for a project lol
>>220274163hey rorke... give this a watch
The Barque of Dante (Manet)
>>220274163name NOW
>>220274655Wired headphones in the big '26 is a tough sell, my man. I'm with the birds on this one.
>>220274701I only earn 19k a year and house share with 2 others (one brown)
duncan from blue. would have sucked his knob
>>220274644its just a job and you can always get a new one
>Why yes I do earn 19k per year. Why don't I pick you up in my silver 63 plate Corsa, bring you over to my rented second floor flat, put on a Netflix movie if my flatmates aren't using the basic subscription package and eat some rice that I've bought in bulk and seasoned myself
PC is in the shop because despite only being built 4 months ago and it wouldn't be an issue if RAM and SSD prices weren't fucking retarded
It is physically impossible to survive in this country on 20k or less.
We've never seen you cry!Smile, you're on camera
don’t shame the lad for his earnings
>>220274775could never bring mine to a shop i'd be too afraid theyd see my gay porn
Pre-drinking before England Laughing AT the taffs after last night
Help me, Cassius, or I sink
>>220274788I have a clean hard drive that I swap whenever the need arises (police visits for example)
>Say thanks, or nod at someone to say thanks or hi>They just stare at you look your an idiotWhy does this happen so much
im gonna say it
You weren't even part of our original planVery well done
>>220274806I did this to some school children one day and they called me a nonce
the parasite is up early todayjobless cunt
AND A ROVIN A ROVIN A ROVIN I'LL GOFOR A PAIR OF BROWN EYES
>>220274828Say what?
farts smell so bloody rank after eating pork or any poultry wtf
>>220274848i don't think we're all living our best lives
Not having a pc is torture. Just stay in bed and alternate between sleep and watching shit on my phone
Do you know what GCHQ say to that Ms P?Scacchi!
I'm afraid half of Caerphilly have heard different
Stop.
H.M.S. Cock-Robin, now that were a good ship
You're a mind reader!If you don't go to them, they'll come to you
Why can't trannies go into the Paralympics instead
>>220274927ok sorry
the 22 year old hatchback is finally falling apartcan't afford to replace itit's over
Why do I always only think of something good to say after the conversation is over
Better out than in I always say.
>>220274988idk
>>220274988low t, try mewing and semen retention
To avoid being held in contempt of court, we must now relay a thought:La Gazza LadraYou were not the only one in that thread up to no good
bankers bonuses
But fie, I say fie!I'm mad!
might order 30 dollars worth of kfc
What did you send to Mister Reform Leader?
my chair just farted out all of its gas and sharted grease on the carpet
>>220275073youy tried that new liquid gold sauce they have
officeberg has 7 minutes left to call me before I'm getting too duded to speak
>>220274163>tattoosdropped
Perhaps Polanski's PR apparatchik should stop stealing from places they don't belong also
This ends tonight, unfortunately this poor cunt is on a mission of a different sort To get well. Wish him luck, Ms. P!
Today I discovered that people are buying $50 "hydrogen water bottles" that hydrogenate your water. For the health benefits.
>>220275090>>220275075>>220275100Yawn, kill yourself you boring schizo
So long my adoring fans! Adieu, adieu!He'll shape his old course in a country new!
How many copies of her novel is /brit/ buying?Wish I lived on a countryside estate...
https://youtu.be/6XWNdVRfZIgFor you
>>220275124bet she stole that dressing gown from a hotel. nasty woman
>>220275124She actually looks kind of milfy here
>>220275104Even better. It's amazing how easy it is to part fools with their money
>>220275124Bet are Rubes doesn’t flush the toilet after a poo.
>>220275148>>220275104reminds me that one of my new years resolutions was to start scamming, should get started on that really
another chinese spy satellite crashed in my backyard and a grey alien crawled out of it and limped into the woods
>>220275170did you fugg it?
Here's a well purposed fool, eh Walsh?
>>220275169Still 76.60% of the year left mate
>>220274212Is this AI?
well that's me done, sent flying, and stitched up like a kipper then
nipping down for some quick brekky
>>220275178didnt get close enough
>>220275222Hogwarts
>>220275124Bless her. We at /brit/ love are Rubes!
if anyone wants free financial advice just let me know
>>220275249Even when she’s doing smelly farts?
>>220275236it's oxford m8
You've contacted Jenrick!SCACCHI!!!!
wish i could be 26 for eternity, best age for a bloke i reckon
>Wieland lied repeatedly, milked the system for every penny she could get and then had the nerve to claim her condition was worsening while she was ziplining and surfing in MexicoBradley
>>220275236shan't be having any witchcraft in a house of God thank you
>>220275272wish i was 16 again
wogwarts school of bitchcraft and niggardry
Just us and our good friends Scotland going to the World Cup then
how many bloody youtube channels does this fucking paedophile need?
might go to england this summer. any recommendations?
think i gave myself psychosis from drinking too much coffee
>>220275283Wow £23,000 WOWWe spent £15 billion in foreign aid last year but 23 THOUSAND POUNDS is just unacceptable!!!!
And he wants no part in what you've cooked upHere's your bed, lie in it!
anyone want to go skiing at thredbo this winter? (also known as summer in shittier hemispheres)
>>220275308He’s my age yet he’s a slaphead baldy. Grim.
>>220275222>>220275236>>220275249>>220275263I might be going here in October for study, I hope I'll run into Rubes! She was a big inspiration for me working up the courage to send my application in.
>>220275308Bald men with beards and glasses arr rook same
>>220275339scrounger cope. get her locked up AND get the foreign aid stopped I say
>>220275342only if there's late night cabin bum fun
What has this cunt given up?His home, his family, any job opportunity or livelihood, and all respect from anyone who ever knew himNo, no, no you asked and we insist on it
>>220275283>>220275339white britishers are the worst offenders of benefits fraud
listening to my favourite little racist chud ‘cast, the matt walsh show
>>220275372No, they're not.
i like clothing from the 50s to 70s, if i had a gf i would make her wear it or else
>>220275301Obsessed
just eaten bagels with peanut butter
>>220275366best i can offer is a handshake and a few sips of my bundaberg ginger beer
>>220275373what is a chud?
Nobody cares about your stupid fucking houseGo to the police and confess. Do it and you'll be spared a more severe sentencing
>>220275380women shouldnt wear clothesit's unseemly
>>220275388yh
>>220275384with international football tournaments? yeah i am
Minute's silence for Welsh football this morning lads. If you could all bow your heads respectfully and refrain from posting between 10:00 and 10:01
my feet stink
You won't?Welcome to clown town, population: you
Fucking a rabbit
The Chuckler - Protomartyr
>>220275411and then another minute's silence at 10:01-10:02 for Northern Ireland
>>220275442Good song that
going to have pasta for lunch with bread
>>220275458doggoseals
>>220275386make it a lemon lime bitters and im there x
9 hours 56 minutes until Uruguay put a bad bad beating on these evil cunts
Todays eats? Who is keen?
"How's your father"None of this would have occured without you, well done.
if ireland united we might make it to a world cup. however id rather lose forever than have to sit beside some fenian bastard chanting up the ra
I'm not gay. I was raped.
My dad hates the police and government and bible
bit early in the day for the schizophrenic self-conversations. knock it off
my brain is broken
>>220275482Up the ra
>>220275339Yeah, that's the expense you should be focused on, not the weapons industry
>>220275495Has he ever done the haka
>>220275497almost bedtime
He insisted, we wished to pay complimentBe more careful with the next patient whose bedside you linger around. Some of them have very good memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIVg5iKoYZg
>>220275482Settler-colonialist bastard
>>220275523love when they do their little dance before losing
>>220275517Steady on Nigel
blud is geeking out on /;485/ at 10am
looking at monthly AWS costs at work. very expensive
>>220275538taig scum fuck off to /eire/
beat my willy silly and now im making fajitas
>>220275538Done him
free my nigga charles bronson
Viva La Vida
was british snl any good?bit too focused on america it seemswe are ... le obsessed
grim just received company guidelines that we need to enforce (((if))) we start implementing energy rationsthe government are setting the country up for it, hopefully people protest against this otherwise it's the beginning of the end
>>220275572didnt he die
>>220275523We all do that haka here. It’s part of the gcse’s
>>220275556i keep getting "this query is very expensive" warnings. should i be paying attention to them?
wake up at 4am in the freezer, go on /brit/uncomfortable? good.
full tits and bush on show in the first 5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFqDs0Jdxjk
>>220275577I mean if the energy actually does need rationing is that really something you wanna protest
>>220275575unpopular opinion but erika is fucking pengshe was definitely not looksmatched with kirk
Got to wonder why the vikings, norwegians and poms bothered colonising Ireland. What's there? Peat?
>>220275586depends if it's you who pays the bill or not
>>220275580nah still in the slammer making the screws shake in their boots
>>220275589>bushgross. women should be hairless below the eyebrows
seriously fucking love vegemite sometimes i eat entire spoonfuls
>>220275608Red headed fat arsed babes
>>220275587woke up, got raped by a philly fent emperor. good.
>>220275603yes because its the beginning of the endyou will have nothing and be happy, role out the central bank digital currencies and get the 15 minute cities set up
might copy paste the lyrics of some fuckin shit song you won't read haha wouldn't that be a laugh x
blog on
Northern Ireland or the north of Ireland
>>220275660do papa was a rolling stone hehe would be mental
>>220275657I don't think having a big whinge about whatever shit you're on about is gonna increase fuel supply
>>220275679its completely preventable but the government refuses to bend the knee to russia because muhkraine
You are so gay
>>220275685no meat
>>220275695am not x
Fish in the air fryer
>>220275679>>220275687youre not allowed to discuss the effects of the special operation you twats, trust the process
>>220275695I'm not gay. I was raped.
You're so gayI bet you think this song is about youYour so gaaaayYou probably think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?
Will never forget the time I was at the shops and overheard a mother talking to someone else while her little daughter was playing on one of those coin-operated rides about the WEF and how Schwab was going to genocide the unvaxxed, 15 minute cities the whole spiel. Felt really sad for her daughter.
stop calling me gay
when you feel your penis unraveling and you know its #bonerfuntime
>>220275627More like low-hanging arsed
>>220275735the music video for this song has a license plate with the word soyboy on it, despite it being 17 years old.
>>220275762like a curled up millipede
>>220275657>role out
>>220275767dont think it didisnt that song like 40 years old (young for a person, old for a song)
>>220275767It's a song from 1972 mate. There is no music video for it.
>>220275740agnetha had a nice arse
why does John Barnes hate white people so much :(((
>>220275792don’t like swedes, feels like they’re always plotting something
>40 years old (young for a person
why do so many men have such a problem with balding nowadays? Is it hormones in the water or something? Im 33 and havent lost a millimeter of my hairline
>>220275809>>220275805nevermind i thought you were referencing a katy perry song
might start calling my casio F91-W a 'timepiece'
>>220275867higher stress from living in a clown world
worst thread in a long time
>>220275949saw an edit of lea seydoux to this song a few years back. luv here
Arnold & Son. Swiss watchmaking with English roots. Only $79,900.
need that global warming to kick in
Hi lads
um!!!
my cock is on damn near sideways but it's not bentthe real problem is how small it is and the way it doesn't get all the way hard anymore
what are you lot getting up to today then?
>>220276080right well thanks for letting us know
So what are the weekend plans then lads? Schizo posting?
>>220276054Rorke’s chopper
got pulled over for speeding earlier and the rozzer who pulled me over looked exactly like the chudjak meme, beta male faggot let me off with a warning
Anyone been to the black bull in Doncaster?
absolutely howling at the Welsh last night omdz. Sheepshagging twats are back to being irrelevant after Bale retired lmao
>>220276107video games for 12 hours on saturday and 12 hours on sunday
head of my knob is square shaped
>>220276144i have an egg-shaped penis
>>220276142What are you playing?
>>220276165didn’t you kill yourself jeffrey?
>>220276138norn Ireland aswell played like a team full of coked up joiners
>>220275922sup crodie
>>220276168infinite wealth
>>220276138Obsessed
>>220276107a little bit of thisa little bit of that
>>220275981timmy sr tapping on dat watch to tell pangpang he got 10 more minutes but pangpang pretending she dont understand english LOL
bin laden wore a f91w
Weather forecast looks grim as fuck over the weekend. Sick of it.
>>220276252yeah and he lost LOL
oh yeah when i woke up ziedy was arguing with a yank. wonder what was going on there
>>220274644The Project is mysterious and important
gymtoil complete
just nipping out to the gay nigga shop anyone want anything?
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/brit/ anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADvJ8p8yY-c
>>220276225obsessed... about a big game that literally just happened so every is still thinking about it and with welsh people everywhere chatting a lot of shit about it in the lead up.not really. stop being so bitter. conversely, during the summer you'll be spewing vitriol about england at literally every opportunity like during every tournament so shut up mate
>>220276321one more season of doctor who please
>>220276334trounced that taffy
>>220276334raped him
>>220276334Literally all morning you’ve been going on about it admit you’re obsessed and move on
>>220276345he's not Doctor Who anymore
>>220276375quite literally my first post on the topic but you need to take your own advice
13 hours since the annihilation of wales by Bosnia
cumrag gayles sent packing by fucking bosnia LMAO
wales lies in ruins thanks to Bosnian chads
you guys are so obsessed with me it’s actually weird it’s not healthy for you seriously
Thinking about that news story from last year about the navy higher ups raping all the new recruits
>>220274163cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
>>220276434Grand naval tradition that's been going on for centuries.
>>220276434no you're not
and a little bit o chicken fried.cold beer on a friday night
They thought they were already on the plane to America loooooool
bigig jiggly tits
omdz
Want to suck a cock but I'm not gay or bisexual
>>220276466you're a gay
>>220276465>Londonshouldnt he be in wales? they all complain about english 'immigrants'. bit hypocritical. jog on Rhys (stupid name btw)
>>220276465Success breeds jealousy.
Big news in man kick ball land
>>220276466trannies lad
Let's get done with it.
>>220276530Hating football just confirms you’re a massive virgin neek btw
>>220276491>>220276565brown paedophile
>>220276578>>220276578>>220276578
>>220276574Rattled
