Listen and learn edition
I am presently defecating at this uh, present timeWill update as the situation unfolds
>>220278268Big if true
>>220280205a few months ago a taxi driver told me his daughter did onlyfans, so some of them don't seem to mind
An asylum seeker who abducted and raped a 12-year-old girl has been given a 16-year sentence.The attack by Afghan national Ahmad Mulakhil last summer led to protests in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. Jurors last month found the 23-year-old guilty of rape, abduction, sexual assault and taking an indecent video.
braders - epic xD
>>220278268Dow Jones down 50% after this post
Anyone want to play ping-pong?
If you drink enough alcohol you'll turn yellow like homer simpsons
>>220280322leftypol going on hunger strike until he's granted a release and full pardon
>>220280322He needs deporting after the sentence.
>>220280347Who ever made this has clearly never been to Marseille or Toulouse
>>220280322leftypol crowding the police van to stop him being prisoned
corr
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it.She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house.I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required.I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse.I reckon it's a solid plan.My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish.Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
get the mao zedong theme song on
>>220280421fah bihh
>>220280425an important lesson for everyone to learn is that your parents will never respect youthey spent years of your life wiping your arse for you after you would randomly shit yourself and cry until they cleaned you upthey will never take your opinions on investing seriously
>>220280466That was over 30 years ago. The real problem is I don't have kids myself. If I did she would offer without me asking.
My arse had been raped, I'm the prime suspect
>>220280502is that genderbent tintin
here's your based right wing party, rorke
>>220280347The transition from Germanic speaking Franks to romance speaking French still puzzles me. All those guys around Europe with Germanic origin names speaking vulgar LatinAlso the Germanic consonant shiftThe fringes of Ancient Francia(Dutch) speaks the closest descendant to Old Frankish while the Frankish powercentre around Aachen - Kolin was influenced by high germanAlso Normans abandoning their Norse language within a few generations when Old Norse and Old English were mutually intelligible for the most part. Only to conquer the land their ancestors took 150 years ago speaking a completey different language
>>220280554As far as pakis go he doesnt sound particularly dangerous. That footy club will be the worst in the league. Indians are shit at sport. He should have founded a cricket club.
>>220280597Forgot pic
>>220280533
i have serious mental health problems lads, but so do most of you
Mexico is a strange placeImagine having a place where loads of people just get tortured and everyone goes about their lives like normal
>>220280538how does he plan on breaking up the marriage then
>>220280635most of us do
Rorke using a word a day calendar to sound more sophisticated and then using the word "niggardly" in public
>>220280647true its relatively developed but they have cartels kidnapping bus loads of people and making them fight each other to the death in a battle royale (actually happened) and its not treated as a national emergency
>>220280629ffs got a stiffy and about to wank to this now
leftypol raging about diversity now.im not surprised considering how hypocritical and inconsistent he is
Walked past a lass with the lengest arse I've seen in ages but looked away cause I didn't want to perve. She was wearing tight af jeans so she prob wouldn't mind a curosy glance buuut she was on the phone turning around on one spot constantly, with a police car on the other side of the road flashing lights. I should've looked straight ahead instead of averting my gave across the roadLass was chav afI need to stop averting my gaze when seeing fitties. One mocked my one time by jiggling her chebs when we crossed paths
chewing khat with pang pang
ordered yesterday morning and postie has just dropped off an ounce of Northern Lightsgotta love the modern world
>>220280647in this country, tens of thousands of children were groomed, abused, and raped by foreigners for at least 2 decades in virtually every large town and city. then the crimes were, in several places, covered up by social services and the police. and its still happening. and everyone goes about their lives like normal
>>220280750
>>220280776the tv show?
>>220280600
>>220280777have a fucking day off rorke
just called someone unc as a 38 year oldpretty effective insult
these rape gang victims must be loads of themwhere are they?
Have a fucking day offrorke rorke rorke 16 hours a day
>>220280911Every unc they receive decimate their hair follicle count
Rorke having a day offLeftypol working on his annual leave
my name is rorke, and I was gang raped by foreigners on the streets of London
>>220280926heathermong's dream
Gagging to suck some wine down
>>220280926couldn't care less. send them back and fetch the euthanasia pod
>>220280944Scromitting
>>220280942pinkpantheress doesn't say that
So hard not to come across as a negative nancy at toil even when you're fine with everything
>>220280911bro you're turbo unct. 31 years old look like 29 and 7 months year old
>>220280950They saved his life tho m8
>>220280945oohh hello poofter
leftypol aborting a healthy child but making sure to keep a down syndrome baby
37 year old who looks 57
>>220280991yeah probably did a heimlich to save their own skin after feeding it batteries and coins out of curiosity
>>220281009crodie on the the way to the gherkin
>>220280991he doesnt even know he exists
>>220280994ironically it is always the most effeminate men who are afraid to drink certain things in fear of looking like poofter
>>220280912leftypol looking around his smelly bedroom in his mum's 5 bed detached house in the suburbs for rape gang victims and, seeing none, concludes it can't have happened
>>220280968Lucky for me, I was a cheerleader. Just pull from that bag, give the people what they want, die under intense compartmentalization pressure
sucking a fucking vitamin D3 because my number is 14 when it's meant to be 50-250
>>220281051the lottery doesn't have letters or numbers as high as 200
Think my T went up when I stopped caring
>>220281051Get some sunlight lad, your bones are going to fall off.
why are they so fitttttt
3pm wank on the cards
>>220281078good tagline is that tbf
might go to pub tonight alone and drink tapwater and taint the atmosphere with my pallid creepy cretinous aura
>>220281079Who?
>>220281079>>220281089:/
>>220281078dunno what indian builders are like, but the chinese are so fast is fucking crazy. feels like they finished building entire houses in my area in the same amount of time it took brits to complete renovations
>>220281111They'll boot you out if you're not spending money
Got some herring to try and it looks vile
>>220281135What was the quality like though? Would you say they built great walls?
Going to take my weekly shower in a bit
Was supposed to get my bonus in January and it still hasnt come. Got sent to some external investigation where they can turn around and actually take money off me
>>220281172yes, but at what cost?
I need 5k to start my business
>>220281221bank of mikey might help you out
my incelwanks have been getting very filthy and loud
>>220281260What’s that
Supporting Iran is browncoded and third worldist.
yank towns don't have the homeless man who everyone knows
What looks best????
>>220281281you eard
i am an aussie legend
>>220281320probably should see a doctor m8. something wrong with your eyes
>>2202813204>2>>>>>>>>>>>3>1. Don't go back to the deano trims
>>220281320Why do his eyes look like that
>>2202813204 or 2
