No culture. No history.No achievements.Why?
>>220285657this, the scandinavian countries are so pathetic. Our women should all be blacked
All the real niggas left to colonize Britan, Ireland, Normandy, and Russia. Everyone left behind was a fake nigga and even the decent fake niggas got bumped off in the few wars they fought and lost.
The whiter you are the stronger nigchan hates you
>>220285657You dont have any of those either.
That's not true, though you would expect more from those neonazis consider to be the most racially pure
>>220285657Basically our entire history is summarized as autism with us changing hands between sweden and denmark while they keep autstically fighting each otherThen sweden went a bit crazy for 30 years or so, but theyve calmed down now
they invented interracial porn.
>>220285657what about Kierkegaard
origin of all white genes in the world
>>220285657And it will continue for a thousand years more as soon as we tackle the brown plague
>>220285657>No achievementshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niels_Bohrhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_Hamsunhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Ibsenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8ren_Kierkegaardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel
masses of billiond brownceells seethe from pure angel of Northern Germanic scandinavians, shame on you. Id kill 100 of you and more to defend my skandi boibussi and his skandi sister that will bring me Elf Skandi (Peak of Humanity) offpsringsps. Finns are not germanic or skandi but we have sacred connection with them germanics
>>220285657thats only finland
>>220285657Scandinavians practically invented the world, what are you on about? Excluding finns because they are schizophrenic zigger mongrels.
>>220285657what did you make in 1500bc matebet you didnt make a horse did yayou was probably not even born
>>220285657nonsense>viking age>discovered New World before Columbus>massive timber churches>Swedish Empire>invents dynamite>Nobel Prize >Finland resists the USSR>longtime neutral nations become our alliestheres far more history if you look into it but these are the relevant highlights
>>220288322Stop trying throw me under the buss svenne, our geopolitical were shite and yakubs light touched us last
>>220288263luv finland mebarely any locals spoke to mewas like a home away from home
>>220288409>viking ageBunch of nigs raiding random villages and monasteries is an achievement? By that measure Somalia is a relevant country.
>>220288456Paris isn’t a random village
>>220288456their ships and navigation skills were an achievement. being able to cross a sea as well as go up a river is impressive. if somalians raided paris and then set up a duchy in France that went on to invade England maybe it would become relevant
>>220288572It was at the time. Reminder that Rome had 1M inhabitants during Pax Romana, while Paris had 5k in 845.
Why are they brown?
>>220288630paris was literally the 4th most populous european city during that era dummy
>>220288630Alaric sacked Rome as well
>>220285657You're right. It's a american exclusive thing to idoslise nordics because of le ebin vikangs. The rest of europe considers us to be subhumans
>>220288668Yeah, during the era when people were recycling Roman glass because they forgor how make it :( Gustavus Adolphus’ campaigns were far more impressive.
>>220288719>calls out your bs>muh glass and gustavinius acadophinus kys
>>220285657chicano seething about nords, an uncommon /int/ thread but a known trope regardless.
>>220288756What’s impressive about sieging a “city” of 5k inhabitants? My shitty village in the middle of nowhere has the population of 13k.
>>220288691Idk i think the British love vikings. You know Beowulf? Sure, we had to read it in school but i'm sure the British do as well. It's basically about vikings fighting monsters. But they are Anglo-Saxons. They were not very different to vikings. The big difference was vikings were heathens, of course. But anyway aside from Beowulf, viking artifacts like helmets and axes and swords, treasure, have quite a display in the British Museum. And theres this whole thing about "The Danelaw" which was a part of England ruled by Vikings.
>>220288789>we had to read it in schoolfr? Modern translation I hope?
>>220288789current theory points to beowulf having originated from gotland
>>220288797yea my teacher was really into beowulf she dressed up like a viking and everything. we had a chapter on Beowulf as an example of early English fiction. sagas like beowulf had an oral tradition before writing was commonthen the next chapter we talked about elizabethan england and Shakespeare and plays, stuff like that. english class
>>220288950poems like Beowulf i mean its not a saga
>>220288950based foidMy history/English teacher was also an autistic woman. She was from Oregon, dressed up as a gypsy, and would go on rants about Socrates and how Shakespeare was a woman.
>>220285657Only Finland doesn't have those
>>220289017thats awesomei love when teachers are passionate about their work. when they phone it in you can really tell
>>220285657On the contrary their modern scientific and technological contributions are outsized considering their population. Same with Scotsmen.
>>220288978Swedish 'säga' (to tell) doesn't imply it's made up. It was the way to preserve actual history and doing it in rhyme was likely easier to remember and more fun listening to.
>>220289119That’s about as historical as Homer’s epics. Sure, we have eventually found Troy, but that doesn’t mean Achilles’ mother literally dipped him in a magical river to make him invulnerable.
>>220289119that makes a lot of sense. i used to make up rhymes in my head when studying to remember stuff when i took a test
so can it go
>>220289154By oral preservation some spicing up and metaphorical freedoms for various events are likely to occur.Here's the show I saw on it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOVgwNOsJA
>>220288322This
>>220289329>first minute already mentions whaman warriors SWEDEN YES
>>220288797not him but I read the old english version and translated most of it myself by hand with a dictionary. a lot of poetry and beautyis lost in translation such as the kennings like hranrād meaning whale road = ocean. calling an ocean a "whale road" is cool. many such examples
>>220289017Are you American?
>>220289465I went to a fancy-pants English-language boarding school in Switzerland. Most of the faculty were American.
>>220289477>Most of the faculty were American.You mean they were brown 56% Amerimutts, right? Speak like a true European on /int/
>>220289759No, they were white. It was a private school, anon.
>>220289477That’s dope>>220289759Bro shut up
>>220285657>No culture.>No history.>No achievements.literally none of these are important. What is important is being a good country for citizens to live in and as far as I'm aware the nordics are a lot better than much of the world
>>220285657Modesty. Goodwill. We're encouraged to not give inventions away for free anymore though. Like Volvo did with the now widespread three-point seat belt in vehicles.
>>220289782>white>americanThe Europeans on /int/ tell us this isn't possible
>>220288210>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_BraheOf penny arcade fame?
>>220288409we are not allies my friend
>>220291732Immigrant or edgy zoomer?
>>220291762US has only one ally
>>220291762we are vassals
>>220291821*overlord
>>220291821No one goes "hurr durr random American I hate you" without being either of those, so trying to suss out how the modern internet failed here.
>>220285657our biggest achievement is the amount of seethe we generate
>>220292094Finns looking like Asians is the stupidest shit ever. It would make way more sense for Russians, and it still wouldn't make sense.
>>220292202sorry, posted the wrong version
>>220292202>Finns looking like Asians is the stupidest shit ever
>>220292271Aryan BEAST
>>220292259Not bad. Get whoever came up with the Finn thing fired though.
>>220291732yea we areyou're country is in NATO now so we're in a mutual defense agreementregardless of your feelings on the matter. If you wish, feel free to elect a politician who hates Americans and NATO as is your democratic right to do so
>>220292271Putin is more convincing. Maybe ignoring northern Sweden and Russia.
>>220292373So since you've elected a politician who hates Europeans and NATO we are effectively no longer allies.
>>220292373all our politicians are slaves to you
>>220292466just wait a couple years, there is no future for the Republican party after this. Trump has reached his term limit and the next president will be more than likely be a status quo/ slightly progressive democrat>>220292495there's no american overlord they're accountable to, it's the taxpayers who pay for their salaries and campaigns
