the neurotic narrativisation of a totally innocuous situation and the subsequent emotional response edition
poo sмeIls
One personality from /brit/, don't want to name him but bear in mind he's always crying about "the parasite", keeps pleading with the jannies to ban basically every single unique IP in this general
>>220285914A hat! A hat for every word!
cute blonde boys from Bristol with a shy stutter <3
>>220287631you get used to them, and it's worth pleasing mistress
her hair is the wrong way around in this skinit should be black with a white streak
just eaten a fried egg buttybit of sriracha on for a laugh
>>220287746Make your first-ever friend tomorrow you boring cunt.
>>220287734apart from the fact youve never worn them for a woman, is there a size limit on them? are some willies too small to feel trapped? are some too big to be chained up? much to think about.
gandalf the gay
might watch a filmx
>>220287771screaming
>>220287779too late to put one on now
best city in norfern england?
Do I eat the expired Buldak sauce?
>>220287787The other week I watched all 3 of the original X men films. Really took me back
just sorted my van. feeling organised
>>220287746Got 3 sauces open and half full in the fridge right now Ketchup, encona hot pepper sauce, and mint sauce (love me mint sauce)CrazySoy sauce as well but that doesn't count cos it lasts ages
>>220287771i've had friends once, actuallyhave to resort to the /brit/ pals as friends nowsorry state of affairs
>>220287815saucelad loves his sauces
How was Timothy Byrne able to live and study in America? Was his mental illness not as severe then?
did mousey already confirm what the score will be? ive heard mixed rumours want to see the official statement
>>220287787wrong
Is it true you got bummed on a field?
>>220287830Living here will make you mentally ill
>>220287830he was just a normal man
How much did Clavicular grow and at what age?
>>220287815i see some of those hot sauces about in the shops, never tried them personally
always thought the muslims didn't eat ANYTHING during ranadan, maybe like some juice at night to see them through. but they just fast for the day and stuff their faces at night? many end up eating MORE food that before. not impressed at all
>>220287866holy fuck i've never seen this picdo you know what he studied?
>>220287829Who doesn't love sauces?I wish I had apple sauce open for these sausagesGot two jars of the stuff but can't justify opening ANOTHER sauce while there's already 3 on the go
>>220287830He was well enough to be an extra in various TV shows and adverts in 2010
>>220287889no, sorry
>>220287874If they're on offer you can't go wrong for £1.50 or whatever but there's a good chance it'll get binned Definitely try it though I love the stuff
>>220287830Apparently his brother became schizo in his early 20's so there was a history of it in the family, he eventually went schizo after working in IT (many such cases) before doing the actor thing for a while
that's it no more being a fat bastard. I'm going to drop 10kg, get back in the gym and sort it out, will be calorie counting and doing cardio
just sorted my nan. feeling organised
>>220287866genuinely depessing imagepray to god i don't become a schizoid or get parkinsons or something
Welsh primacy. Welsh excellence. Welsh domination.
My heels coming right through this sock like a tramp. Not cheap either, these ones. Oh well what can you do
>>220287975got battered last night LOL
hi
How has Timmy never accidentally revealed his siblings or anything?Like he's mad enough to post his cock spunking but not enough to be like "this is my sister who I see at Christmas and she brings me bits"
>>220287975went to Wales once its all fat goblin people
bouncy chocolate breasts hmmmm
>>220287969ahah xx
bloke beeped his horn at me yesterdaystill shaking
>>220288007state of this disgusting bender
>>220288022what were you doing wrong?
>>220288007fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>220288025that's a woman
>>220288007Take me to your leader
>>220288014think being a schizo you only really have thoughts of the self
>>220288014just don't care about this guy or any other brit celebrities, just dont care
>>220288032no mate. it's a man. he's just pretending to be a woman, you see?
>>220287974you dont become a schizoidyou either are or you ARENT"mate"
>>220288017really good post
>>220288046highly transphobic postdo better
HMS Sex Arse>'Intimidating' female Royal Navy sailor is found guilty of groping male and female shipmates after she 'picked victims who would not complain'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15684623/Royal-Navy-sailor-groping-shipmates-pinching-nipples-grabbing-genitals.html
>>220288016You went to a city full of AngloidsThe hills, the mountains, the valleys. The proud Welsh people have no taste for cramped urban biomass slums
Hi lads. I'm on the alcohol again tonight. My brain feels more and more dead by the minute
>>220288028was parked in front of his drive and wouldn't let him out
din dins still not ready, starving, suffering
>>220288014do they actually visit him? surely he would have found help years ago if anyone that cared saw the state of him
>>220288059maybe when he starts to do better with his impression of a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM
Anyone got a nice smooth butt and pink hole man in?
>>220288066I'd report her to!
>>220288089She's a woman regardless of whether she fits your narrow beauty standards daft ape
here's that webm you were asking forhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774068475831281.webm
Have officially been invited to be a director of a ltd company
>>220288105No jog on
baby rorke>Schoolboy 'white supremacist', 16, is sentenced after sharing terror material and amassing arsenal of weapons including crossbow and kniveshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15685303/Schoolboy-white-supremacist-16-sentenced-sharing-terror-material-amassing-arsenal-weapons-including-crossbow-knives.html
I'll never have sex I'll never get a good job
>>220288116no mate. he's a bloke, we've been over this. do try to keep up x
shaking at all this transphobia
>>220288118that were rubbish
>>220287901how has no one ever bothered to find the ads
>>220288124Is he alright?
yeah can see from the thumbnail i don't want to be clicking that
omg im going to have nightmares now
>>220288124don't click this one, it isn't nicethe poster is clearly a deeply unsettled individual
>>220288133i shagged an african lass last night. wasnt even that good.
>>220288124Cars are nightmares. Was reminded last night of that woman in america who burned alive in her car when some football player or whatever crashed into her
>>220288124Gross!
>>220287866fucking hell
>>220288127The horror...
>>220288014Because he's not really crazy. If he were, then he would have blurted these things out long ago.
got my PC backarduous task of reinstalling everything and praying nothing goes wrong ever again
Is this footy on in like 20 minutes or something or what thenGot the itvx on and signed in and it's all adverts but it says international football
the future of britain is in deano's hands
>>220288014im still curious about the accident, apparently he was having a walk in a forest and fell and lost consciousness, broke one of his little fingers and caused nerve damage and got a massive gash on the side of his face
>>220288181Yeah they hate mentioning kick off cause they want you to watch the adverts and the boring people in between
>>220288127>police found an 'arsenal' of weapons, including a crossbow and knives at his homelmao
>>220288122right. wrong hours for gaybrit again. I'll try back later
>>220288156Was she thicc or skinny
>>220288179you LOVE this image
give it to the black guy he'll score
>>220288179did u lose ur saved memes folder
might pop to sainburys and get meself something nicechoccy cake or somethinghad a stressful few months x
britain in bloom.
In Lidl, anyone want owt?
dude we heckin give 4-year-olds AKs with dum dum rounds
>>220288216Jokes on them I've got it muted, but when it's kick off I'll put it on the projector and pour an ice cold fosters like I'm at the pub like a proper lad
Test Cricket.
We'll live and die in these towns.
bit of ball kicking going on soon, eh?
>>220288254300 biscoff eggs please mate, that should get me through the weekendx
Ian wrights come as the black where's wally
>>220288179CIA has all your data now
>>220288220Imagine that, keeping knives in the home.
>>220288254no cadbury's. forren muck now and they're trying to pretend it's still british.
>>220288127>>220288127>bullied autist finds extremist discord server that tries to groom him into mass murdermad how many cases there are of this
>>220288288made-up + unfunny story
>>220288254i want pink twink hole thanks
calling a (1) crossbow and some knives an arsenal is a bit dramatic though don't u think
>>220288288Scroom
>>220288232BIG HOOP but tight waist. it was the stereotype of what a fit african looks like. the arse had some 50 cal recoil to be fair, but it was no different than shagging any other bird with a nice arse.
>>220288295nothing ever happens yeah maybe it seems that way because you never leave your mums spare room
>>220288282Just think, we could've had Eni Aluko on analysis tonight but she couldn't help herself. Nice to know that massive chip on her shoulder has really fucked things up for her.
>>220288271try to leave the place better than you entered it
sir carl jung
suffering from stuttering again this time it's only in games looks like I'm fucking cursed whatever I touch is bound to stutter sooner or later
one of my patients today was a 40 year old ladautistic as shit he wasreminded me of mebloody annoying he wasdid all the things that i would do in his shoesprick
>>220288288they had some arnotts caramel tim tams in tooi've tried the original flavour and they weren't very nice. penguins mog them
I was the best Beatle
>>220288336what do you do mate
>>220288254Get the skinny salt and vinegar chip sticks please
off down the nigger shop
early morning incelwalk on the cards
>>220288288shouldn't it be Mrs Negro
footy futa fifa
Stalinists, do we need ‘em?
>>220288348just things like talk a bit too much or just stand there when they're using non-verbal language to indicate its time for me to leave/the conversation is finished x
>>220288342Imagine if sir macca or ringo was in /brit/ laughing at your jokes and you never knew. Mad world innit
arsed it all up should've paid attention in school and done STEM instead of choosing some random useless bullshit
Hahaha it's Timothy
what are some natural appetite suppressants
>>220288386eating food reduces your appetite
