Americans will look at you in the eye and tell you they were valedictorian at their local community college somewhere in the tri-state area, but mention they are only back for the state fair because it has the best corndogs and they'll be on the interstate soon cruising in the HOV lane for spring break where they'll meet their old glee club friends for a potlock....
Americans just EXIST and euros wake up seethin'
>>220286727Is this post irony or post post irony or whatever the algo is thougheverThis board is such trash now
>>220286727>they'll meet their old glee club friends for a potlock....and they organize it as a tailgate party where they, get this, drive their big trucks to an empty parking lot and barbecue meats on propane grills on the beds of their trucks before drinking and driving a short distance of 50 miles home
>>220287208Europeans be like, my parents live 100km away but we have a phone call once every three years and I went on an odyssey to visit them in person back in 2005. They live in one of the other two urbanplexes everyone in my country lives in, you know, to reduce urban sprawl by leaving the ruins of the civilization we brag about inheriting to moulder amid the natural beauty we similarly boast of and ignore. For my mother's birthday I sent her a cupcake and waited until after midnight to Klarna her for it. I just wanted to gift her that special day.
>>220287370The difference between OPs post and yours is that OP’s one actually feels believable lol. You have never been to “Europe” (whatever that means, could be Albania, could be Norway).
>>220287064>>220287090SEETHING americans munching their corndogs in a bumper to bumper trafficjam on an interstate intersection
>>220287417No one cares arr rook same.
>>220287453Ironically there's more difference between Köln and Düsseldorf than Houston and Miami.
>>220287440On my interstate the speed limit is 80mph and people go 90 pretty often because it's so flat you can see a statie from a five miles away Traffic jams would probably be a good thing to slow down people who think they have instant reactions, but we don't really have them here
>>220287531Nebraska?
>>220287064>>220287090just seems like he harmlessly crammed some yank tropes into z paragraph kinda like saying "british people will eat fish and chips and sing god save the queen..." but funny seeing you seethe over banter
>>220287580English are such boomers online now, Cool Britannia fell off hard frfr
