This is my girlfriend Hyoon. She lives in California but I go visit her during summer vacation, editionPrevious >>220283918
penisfartberg
>>220289758She's preparing to join the church, she studies so hard it's crazy lol
Thanks threadcuck
>>220289810>>220289758You're one step away from trooning out
UFFFFFFFF
Yellowgeverfags are so good damned insufferable.
I'm losing weight crazily enough, to gain weight while lifting you have to eat like a god damn truck
>>220289842Commendatori Where u been UFFbro
>>220289851Anti-yellowfeverfags have become worse, unironically. Imagine spending all day spamming oxford study on social media, yet those niggas do that.
>>220289758that's a man
>>220289891>>220289851Shut the fuck up
Does the average Texan man really look like this?
>>220289930average "texan" is mexican these days
>>220289930Michael Bolton lookin ass nigga
>>220289913>t.
>project hail mary is 2h 36mMeh. I don't have the patience for movies anymore
Whenever I'm browsing Instagram, I block accounts that have brown people visible.Insta has stopped highlighting the "block" letters in red when I go to do it to a darky
>>220289851Easy to criticize them, but not in the case of losing ones god damn mind in the face of Hyoon. She's a fucking smoke show.The pedos in the Korean music industry were trying to poach her before she even hit puberty. She could have been a kpop star but turned it down.
>>220289977I'll just wait for a react video
>>220289964you're indian
>>220288743It’s called radioactive emergency
I'm waiting for assmongbald to tell me how to feel about it
>>220290003They would've turned her into a plastic uncanny golem
>>220290020I'm not redditjeet, highly offensive to even say such a thing
>>220290054And starved her, no doubt. America saved her life.
I'm waiting for CNN to tell me how to feel about it
catbertastein on a mad one
apparently bl4 dlc was badim convinced these companies do it on purpose they release the game half baked and purposely implement brain dead solutions like with the pears in bl4 theyll later fix it over a number of years update by update so they can perpetually keep players coming back bungie gave a talk at gdc saying 'dont overdeliver' gamers always assume the devs are just incompetent but i think we're the ones getting played a lot of the time
I gotta take a big fat smelly unflushable shit
>>220289948So that’s a no? Sad>>220289948I have no clue who that is.
BREAKING /CUM/ NEWS: Tiger Woods involved in rollover car crash in Florida, no word on his condition
>>220289758>>220289810i had sex with her. was mid.
>>220290151Same and she commented on your less than exemplary performance in bed
>>220290144why's it always florida or la miami and la should be nuked
>>220290105Has been the case since 2013
Hating stomp hey clap music makes you anti-white
The lion steals from small businesses
>>220290144He was probably out of his mind on painpills
>>220290207it's also a way of getting gaymers invested in the game and the developersyou get a narrative of a 'come back' and root for the devsit's fucking horseshit
>>220290223I heard they're doing that private police thing that Target does at Whole Foods now
This person is lying >>220290151It's just not true.
>>220290250I am immune to such techniques
>>220290223Blahpipo aren't lions, baboons maybe
>>220290212No clue what you're saying
Wieder da!
>>220290349Zoomies will NEVER understand this era https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4
Jeetbros...
opp niggas hate that I'm a clouted up white boy w motion
Good day, the fats.
>>220290411My chud meme account cleared 50k followers a couple weeks ago, I love to see WANGHAF
Its always so strange when somebody tells you that you'd make a good looking couple with somebody else, especially when they're practically a stranger.
>>220290285explain the swede enjoying my sloppy seconds thensobeit
>>220290475Fuck my ass please
I use men for their money and I don't give them anything
I haven't been happy since 2007
there are /cum/mers who were born in 2007
>>220290590I think the youngest anon in here is like 22
I was a freshman in hike skool in 2007
>>220290411>>220290463Congrats! I like to make youtube vids too but nobody ever subscribes lol.>>220290441We're all gonna make it. >>220290493Ppl be saying ts with shiterald encrusted booties.>>220290534Manipulation is bad for the soul though, no?>>220290547What made you happy in 2007?
un out here solving the important questions>At the United Nations, Hillel Neuer recalled an old truth. The measure of any society is simple: Are Jews safe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmxtoxsimG4
>>220290250this wouldn't happen if retarded gaymers had any logical braincells remaining in them. like the other guy said, the technique isn't new
>>220290534foids exist on 4chin for me to verbally abuse them
Beaners and NiggersNiggers and Beaners
>>220290781Black beans pinto beans and garbanzo beans all come together to form latinx
Evens visit whore Odds goon
>>220290843naruhodo
>>220290261>private police thingA security guard?
>>220290671pre high school I guess
>>220290946When i was in germany i overheard some japanese tourists as i was climbing up to the top of a cathedral and i speak japanese so i wanted to talk to them but I was too shy and missed the moment
stop littering you white trash pieces of shit
>>220290997what's the point日本人ですかはい、そうですね日本語話せますねすごいですbloody hell is interesting in doing that
>>220291007Calling people white trash is white trash behaviorThey are people from a disadvantaged background in need of help
>>220291054naw i've met themthey're worthless
>>220290997Ew weeb
It’s been one of those days where I know if I eat anything I will go to sleep for like 18 hours
>>220291074出てけ観光客は要らんここはアニメの掲示板なんだぜ
>>220291054ok at least I don't litter
>>220289758Nice knockers
/cum/は日本語を話せばいいのにさ英語なんて使わなくていい必要ないし
>>220291121Thanks
spent most of yesterday trying to make ComfyUI running Wan 2.2. work on my device. It was only after downloading 60 gigs of crap that I realized that the current version of that is bugged and that patching it up would require more levels in egghead than I've got
>>220291193i screwed around with that stuff a bit and never was really able to get it to work half decentlyriggedalso have 7800xt which doesnt help
>gook runes in my /cum/
>>220291069High class behavior is cherishing and pitying trashy disgusting people Perhaps founding some kind of non profit dedicated to uplifting them
deport SNEED
>>220291223天皇陛下万歳
>>220291216were you the guy who complained about grok being gutted? it's true! they censored it to kingdom come after an international moral outcry (by Muslims and boomers ofc)
>>220290973Sorry to hear you got less happy as you matured. Do you know why you feel this way?>>220291048I was just gonna talk about the place we were in and how pretty it is ah well. It was funny though because they were all wearing matching neon orange shoes.>>220291074Yes>>220291076Not eating is bad for you tho
Does that cute trans girl still post in /cum/? She was in Germany last I saw
>>220291297No that freak joined the 40%
>ELDERLY CHYNESE WOMEN RECOILS IN SHOCK WHITE GUY ORDERS IN 中国語
>>220291297i though he was turk
my comic books are worth more than I thought, but I still don't want to sell them individuallylooking them all up is a bitch, I'd take 60% of value for all
>>220291316That's my future wife you're talking about.
I also watched two cop movies rec'd by /tv/ but they blew. Good lead performances in both though despite their longwinded scripts: Thomas Jane's in Crown Vic and Sean Penn's in Colors
Hot weiner down the gullet
If your friends cut off their penises and jumped off a bridge would you do it?
>>220291422normiesll do anything if peer pressured theyre automatons with no independent thought or internal monologue
>>220291297That rat is absolutely adorable. What's its name?
>>220291422I've read that you keep your adolescent brain until age 31, whereupon your brain grows up (or stops restoring itself), which is when companionship becomes less important
>>220291422Hell yeah
I'M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS
>>220291422i have no friends
>>220291563On Reddit
>>220291573i'll be your friend anon
>>220291573I am your friend.
this guy has a greater grudge with farage than he does with starmer lol makes me almost wish labor wins in next general election to give fuck you to carl for his dumbarsry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECPhF-zrJJA
>>220291475His name is Remy.Do you like bitterballen?
>>220291500I think it's mostly a personality thing not an age thing. Some people are really extraverted even in old age.
grok is really poor at portraying celebrities. >make a pic of eddie redmayne as the night lords primarch konrad curze from warhammer 40kdidn't work out at all
>>220291573Same
>>220291679this has been posted around this website way too muchgive it up
>>220291679>there was no such thing as autism back in our day!
>>220291658Remy's lovely. The very obese pets make me a bit sad because i worry for their quality of life but theyre usually happy little critters despite my biases. I do like bitterballen I just had some only tonight. It was an appetizer and I had veal rump for the main course
I rock regular clothes, as well as Gucci too. If you don't believe me ask Groovy Lou™.
>>220291679I d'awww'd
>>220291708Holy fuck I need a pretty girl to sit on my face so bad
>>220291740is he a pal of Jive Miguel from Bogota?
>>220291723>A notorious instance of Montgomery's behaviour occurred during the North African campaign when he bet Walter Bedell Smith that he could capture Sfax by the middle of April 1943. Smith jokingly replied that if Montgomery could do it he would give him a Flying Fortress complete with crew. Smith promptly forgot all about it, but Montgomery did not, and when Sfax was taken on 10 April, he sent a message to Smith "claiming his winnings". Smith tried to laugh it off, but Montgomery insisted on his aircraft. The incident was finally resolved by Eisenhower who, with his renowned skill in diplomacy, ensured Montgomery did get his Flying Fortress, though at a great cost in ill feelingHe was based
>>220291573Are you me??
>>220291787I will kill myself if this turns out to be me
>>220291705We need a night lords cacharodons eldar corsairs flayed ones campaign in the ghoul stars>>220291791What a chad. People who make bets and don't keep them are evil
you guys realize you can always just adopt right?plenty of kids that were displaced you could helpdont need some womb you really care about the woman?
>>220291871I want a woman, not kids
>>220291894why?aside from that theyre a more useless version of men and you get 50 50 to produce even more useless wamen much better to choose and adopt a boy
>>220291871I'd be willing to adopt but it's not the same relationship as a biological child. Seeing adopted kids meet their "real" parents is blackpilling af
>>220291923I want to cuddle with her and for her to tell me she loves me and that we'll be together forever
>>220291857lately the model lines have included more random alien species a la Star Wars, so maybe there's hope for a horror-themed crazy hrud/enslaver-type faction
Good evening, c'è DiStefano?
>>220291934if youre so concerned about that id assume you could find someone whose parents already died or live in another country >>220291946gaygrow up
>>220291871>It's VERY expensive>They almost certainly won't let a single male adopt
it's not delivery it's distefano
>>220291975They fogot to put the fkn steel legion kn armageddon i wouldnt give em that much credit lol
every day that im breathing im proving the haters wrong, but the haters, they will keep lying, they will keep doubting but i will keep proving them wrong
>>220291975I dont like foids but calling them aliens and horrors seems a bit too much
i'm 100% sure the bombshell cutie at the gym is into me but i will never approach her, keep dreaming bitch
I like girls because they like me :-)
That's casino butter
>>220292032sorry macacos have been banned from looking at misogynistic content the pt bope is en route to your house
Face ID hasn't been working since I've been starving
Woah buddy
>>220292101How about feces ID
Sorry for being broke
just found out a store near me still sells geek barsmight fuck around and break my months free of nicotine
>>220292004>you could find someone whose parents already died or live in another countryI mean yeah who else would you be adopting?
did you know dolphins are basically whaleswhoah
>>220292150Just smoke cigarettes zoomie
>>220292169Are you sure
>>220292169>whales>stereotyped as ugly because they're fat>dolphins >literal sadistic torturers, murderers, drug addicts, serial gang rapists >everyone loves them Who says pretty privilege isn't real?
>>220292169They used to be considered a type of whaleI learned that from Moby Dick
>>220292215yes, they are cetaceans too
>>220292169Well you just need to take one look at beaked whales and it's a lot less surprising. The nature documentaries hate beaker whales so not a lot of people give them the attention they deserve but they have rounded melons and similarly shaped teeth.
can't get the artificial pineapple smell out of my dab rig bros... hate that shit
Any females lurking /cum/? I'm looking for a gf. I'm handsome autist with a lot of hobbies
>>220292223>literal sadistic torturers, murderers, drug addictsreally? in what way? people like them because they have a reputation for helping stranded people and attacking killer whales
>>220292240Dolphins are clustered with other delphinidae like orcas afaik, they are not close to spermwhales (/cum/whales) afaik
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, WALK AWAY, DON'T TAKE HIS BAITDON'T YOU STRAY, DON'T FADE AWAYWATCH YOUR STEP, HE'S OUT TO GET YOU, COME WHAT MAYDON'T YOU STRAY, FROM THE NARROW WAY
>>220292250>nature documentaries hate beaked whalesBecause they spend most of their time alone and deep underwater so they are very difficult to study and get footage of
>>220292269call +1 414 768 4936 she's a good friend of mine and she specializes in loser autists like yourself
>>220292287foid desupost your penis and your net worth
>>220292269wifeberg lurks over my shoulder but she's married and hates you guys
>>220292234all marine animals used to be considered fish by English speakers in the premodern era, which is why you still have names like cuttlefish
>>220292329you dont have a wife!
>>220292329Your wifes a whore cunt Tell her I said so
>>220292329tell her she's a fag and the guy he married a loser
>>220292329is it true that she has that gorilla grip pussy?
>>220292329Facesitting
>>220292306Oh i love these little fellowsBut yeah the mesopelagic zone is fucki g slept on af and way.more connected to the ecosystems than most people think. Like great white sharks dive thousands of feet underwater. The surface is just another place on the ocean and it's very very deep. Skimming the top misses out on so much of the beauty and complexity. I really hope someday we have a fleet of drones filming the seas to get awesome footage
>>220292326if I were one I'd have said 'I feel dolphins are awesome cause they help drowning ppl' etc.
there have been studies confirming that weed makes you gay
Beauty inequality is just as bad as wealth inequality in the US but no one is ready for that conversation
I am a revolutionary on the cusp of my heroic arc where I change the fabric of societyYou will all regret the things you have said to me on here
>>220292329Will she make a small penis humiliation audio recording
I should have about $45k in savings by the end of 2026. It's a big turn around from the $50k debt I had in 2020.
>>220292388really? all my old friends are or were stoners and most have women and many have kids
>>220292402OMG I have $200 in savings
>>220292402Nice work
>>220292421>really?No, that poster doesn't know shit about nothing
>>220292398double nigger
>>220292402so what year and a half?keep slaving goy
>>220292345unfortunately I did marry her>>220292346she's alright>>220292351only had hers so idk it feels decent>>220292350>the guy he married a losershe's infertile so she has actually said it's fine that I'm a manchild since we'll never have any real responsibilities
>>220292287One time a porpoise jumped out of the water right in front of me while i was swimming and i thought it was a shark for a second and it scared me really bad. I think it just did it because it thought it was funny because it swam back and forth around me for a while
>>220292458Facesitting facesitting
If vanilla is indigenous to Mexico, grows in the wild and is pollenized by the local wildlife... why is that shit so expensive?
>>220292458have you reported to her she's a faggot?this is important
>>220292197erm I'm a zillenial?
>>220292430Thanks, got pretty hairy around 2023 when the interest payments were so high I could barely afford them alone. I am never getting into debt ever again. I basically lost years worth of opportunities because of it.
>dolphin this, whale thatFor me it's the humble bird. Nice feathered pilots, friendly, good singing, beneficial to the ecosystem. What's not to love? I study them in my spare time
>>220292452>keep slaving goyneet ass broke retarded worthless faggot and waste of oxygen right here
>>220292483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKjUpFQ2NXc
>>220292500me? i'm banti
>>220292492Congrats for tuning it around. Personal debt is a life destroying soul trap.
>>220292458>she's infertilemine is tooit's works for me
>>220292485I'll tell her in a bit she's showering, we call each other bitch all the time though to the point the word has lost all meaning, she is semi chuddish so it's not like it's a shocking word to her
>>220292522it's made in Mexico too
I'm back below 155 lbs and my ribs and hip bones have become rather prominent. What a bother.
>>220292532a woman should never call you a bitch wtf
>>220292461I've only seen the ocean (as opposed to the Med) once as a kid, but I've seen porpoise swimming alongside the ferry I was on in Croatia, and sometimes they'll close down beaches in Croatia and even in Slovenia cause small sharks make their way there, they're no larger than 2m but they can still chew you up a bit
>>220292553yeah but the process is the samewhich is why its expensive
>>220292531yeah I couldn't handle raising kids seems fucking miserable>>220292559she says it in a cute way
>>220292351My wife used to have one of those but it has since stretched out a bit
How do I get a wife
>>220292559bitch
When I get a gf I won't talk about it here out of respect for the lonely men who are struggling
>>220292597Thailand
>>220292599trannies dont count
Every now and then I fall apart
>>220292604I did the same when I lost my virginity.
>>220292532My wife will sometimes say "I don't know why I put up with you". I said "you know why, bitch"
i dont get why people are criticized for getting southeast asian wivesi mean theyll probably be better mothersthey get a higher quality of life moving out of some rural shithole yet whyte women go crazy over this... isnt it bizarre behavior they never ask the women themselves
>>220292585we are no kids, no pets, it's greatsome of my friends kids are okay for a few minutes, but I can't imagine dealing with them all day every day for 18 yearsor you might end up with a piece of shit that thinks every that has a job is a goy and lives at home forever
I bet I have the best hip game ITT
>>220292604You have to talk about it to motivate them to do something about it
>>220292660>we are no kids, no pets, it's greatHoly ESL
>>220292660kek still seething what kind of idiot takes on debt in great 2026bahahaha moron who trusted the system
You will never be as cool as this guyhttps://youtu.be/G-6eynsaZ0U
>>220292660Eat my assss
Infertility sucks i wish i could have kids even if it meant making a lot of sacrifices. People tell me I'd be really good at it sometimes but it only makes me sad because it isnt possible.>>220292566Yeah all sharks have hard bites and can be dangerous but they arent as bad as they look. Ive been in the water with a tiger shark once but it was far away and i swam in safely.
>>220292682>bahahahabowser headass
>>220292705
>>220292660>piece of shit that thinks every that has a job is a goy and lives at home foreverktim
>>220292666I doubt it. I have nice hips and ass
>>220292723The rance games are unironically really fun
>>220292647Because it's like wearing a massive sign to the world that you are a desperate loser that can't land a woman in his home country
Mechanically separated penis
>>220292694Based
>>220292750>you are a desperate loser that can't land a woman in his home countryThat's exactly what I am
>>220292750>ill get worse wife and mother to posture to society that im just like themuh... no?
I sometimes text with random third worlders on those language exchange apps, despite being a chud
>>220292758Did you hear about the guy who lost his penis to cancer so they gave him a bionic penis
Booba!
>>220292730Do you know how to use them?
>>220292678what?that's how we say it>>220292682>kek still seethingabout what?>>220292700nah>>220292725yeah you
>>220292798
>>220292797Didn't they attach it to his arm
goon crazy style or no
Head out the window my song on the radio
>>220292839Veal scallopenis
>>220292783And the type of woman to whore herself out to foreigners is a good mother?
>>220292810>I hope you guys are following me for my opinions and jokes
>>220292789Heartwarming: racists discover cultural diversity from first principles
>>220292847Gagagagahahahhaah
>>220292839I actually love this guy's channel all his pasta recipes are great, idk what actual canadians think about him but he seems very nice
>>220292870Don't laugh like that again, please
Will you guys tip to vibrate my lovense?
>>220292866i dont hate any individual person for his background. doesnt mean i want them coming over in mass to my cuntry
>>220292882only thing im tipping is this vat of acid over your face
>>220292904Well I never
shitting out of the front this time
>>220292802Yes I'm aware of my glutes and I do activation exercises every morning. I also do glute-specific exercises to improve my cycling because I was quad dominant for a while. I feel burn in my glutes now when I climb hills. How about you?
the poop dick niggas are here
IRGC ACTIVITY IN TORONTO https://x.com/RT_com/status/2037662119865258389
>>220292961Idk what that stands for>RTLmao
>>220292961These fucks don't know I'm an american
i cant stand women being whores, it disgusts me
>>220292901Things have to be seperate to be different but they have to interact to be defined. A paradox
No way my fatassed sister drank all the coke zeros
>>220292961Good
So there was this girl who had made it pretty obvious she was into me for months. One day, I (not so subtly) asked her for seggs, and she got mad and began ghosting me. Wtf? If you don't want seggs, don't waste my time. She never looked like the kind of girl who waited for marriage, but apparently she was? She kept posting stuff complaining of men on social media for years.
you guys have probably heard of 'cellar door', but my personal pick for coolest sounding English word 'the faith militant'
the hell could this possibly have been
>>220293011whatever happened to flirting?
>>220293021Some indian nigga clogged the toilet lmao!
*isI guess the proper term there is phrase
>>220292961>gas explosion at same construction site a few months ago too according to the newslet me guess the crew is all jeet?
>>220293021Indian on Indian terrorism based off of Indian politics
Locomia get your body moving
>>220293000Maybe she's dieting so she cant drink the regular cokes
>>220293021gas explosion apparently one had already happened at this same construction site before so it's likely to assume this is the same thing, don't hire jeet laborers folks
>>220293021pajeet sleeper cels
>>220293000Those new cherry float ones are so good
Why do women wear jeans shorts that only go halfway down their buttcheeks
>>220292937
>>220293096Why don't you?
>>220293096biological directive
>>220293035Would you say no if your crush asked you for sex?
>>220293096to incite rape
>>220293102henlo mexitwink
>>220293128Yes, it's a sign that she's an unchaste whore to be willing to have sex so easily with a guy like me
>>220293096because I like it
>>220292937You mog me
i had dream where i was a butler slave in like some rich family mansion but in the end i escape and kill them, i was about to kill the old matriarch but she was a sexy gilf so i was about to rape her first then i woke up
I just found out that Funny Games is a remake of the same movie made by the same director...
Imagine having a gaming den inside one of those deep valleys
>>220293205The American dream is to own your own homeThe Brazilian dream is to kill rich people and rape their matriarchs Says a lot about society I guess
got my tard application today.
>>220293241I've only seen the originalWeird ahhh movie
I am a mafioso hitman but I work for the Jewish mafia
>>220293260ass*
>>220293241I saw the remake and I was sorry that Michael Pitt was not in more stuff
>>220293260I've only seen the 2007 version now I have to watch the original
>>220293300Michael Pitt always looked like he was about to die from a drug OD
>>220293373>>220293373>>220293373new
don't use the early new
>>220293096I told them to
The concept of women and their sexable bods is great but irl women knock my socks off and give me the heebie jeebies
whenever a women is near i avoid all eye contact and such
>>220291284Are you actually a tranny
It's happening
>>220294047Why are you going out with your mother
>>220294275>your motherShe's a milf but not my Mom.As for why, I'm a Zoomer.
>>220289758Don't mind if i goon?
>>220294508Does she remind you of your older sister
