FLEE!FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! edish
bye
>>220294031can you try to cheer up please
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Is Taiwan basically Ireland characterized by slanty eyes instead of carrot tops?
rorke talking about the death of the west on his first date
i bought low quality cocaine on my way home from the pub
it's fri nightmaybe I'm gay ok
>>220294050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArkIaPqV3c
>>220294073this is silly.
>>220293932 #Off your face is how you should watch 400 Motels. It's a mad acid trip of a film. I haven't heard of this documentary. Zappa was up there with the greats, as a composer and a musician. Steve Vai as "stunt guitar" gives you an idea of how talented his band was too.
>>220293479It didn't his face on it, it just had the words "Nixon Now More Than Ever"
I want pasta. Dunno if I can be fucked with cooking spag-bol. Probably just have pasta,tuna,cheese.
Been thinking if China gave Iran some nukes the war world end quicker
>>220294114That is pretty based, ngl. I'd probably never wear it but i'd treasure that gift.
dragon eating spastic is playing dayz again
>>220294145Weird
>>220294145Meth really is a wild drug.
I can't wear trainers anymore... I just can't. They feel so childish
rape a nigga head smooth off
>>220294145She has the same type of hairline as me. Source?
>>220294145would love a weird bald horny gf
it's the mod launcher it loads the game if i leave it open
>>220294186huh
yeah, definitely weird that haha*saves it*
mad how utterly shite my life is with autismalways trying for any crumbs of social fulfillment when it comes so naturally to most people
sick of being fatso sick of itdiet starts now!
>>220294186mate. rape? nigga? we don't use those words here. this is a Green Party general. we accept all folx of all colours and genders. so I suggest that you change your ways before I call you a big wankthumping cockwomble.
>>220294191yeah alright bud
Imagine you're a dog for a while
Remember when Esther Rantzen said she had months left to live in 2023
>>220294234she never specified how many months tbf
>>220294229*gets mad white pussy
>>220294217chins up
>>220294189who is she
Day one of quitting smoking
>>220294221This is a centrist labour supporting general
>>220294229
why can't you be kind to me
>>220294003Good edition educating people about the malign influence of rainbows
>>220294269earn it
>>220294201uh yeah this is ktim
rorke you absolute doorknob mate
>>220294269Those who want respect, give respect
>>220294145Need to put my dick into crazy
rorke. get a grip
>>220294269sometimes to be kind you gotta be cru-el
rorke, you utter wankspangle
yeah grip on that black pussy
rorke spending all day on incels.is, ignoring his ma when she calls him for dinner
>>220294073fucking hate this revolting skeletal cunt and fucking hate you, cunt.
>>220294145she'll be a CofE vicar in 10 years I guarantee it
>>220294058Not sure. The Irish are in the wrong, whereas the Taiwanese seem to be in the right
Fuck me it's 200 motels not 400 motelsOops
>>220294337well there's my new forrum
don't like incels.is because they all seem like angry virgins instead of depressed virgins like me
rorke describing himself as a classical liberal in real life
wonder how grim ariana tranny looks
>just got robbed of the chance to finger a bird by her interfering matedisgusting. women are such jealous monstrosities
>>220294354me when im a motel manager who isn't very good at his job
got the gay porn on
>>220294387leave your sister alone rorke
I wish I could wear a samurai outfit, just once in my life
>>220294400Poison dwarf
>>220294400scrummaging
>>220294400
try never to get a hernia ladsits so grim
>>220294419You probably can, there are some photography shops with costumes
>>220294419just do it lad. put on all that clobber and head out to work (you do work, right?). if anyone asks you're going to a fancy dress party after work and won't have time to get changed
>>220294419If i can dress as a 16th century knight with an ornate cof piece and we can duel (to the death)
>>220294400looks like a praying mantis about to ensnare a particularly juicy beetle
Getting blacked
>>220294467ok rorke we get it. it changed you
>>220294437How do I prevent it?
Sabrina Carpenter is so unappealing.
>>220294467alri fake archbishop sarah mulligatawny
mad how in primary school they had a man come in to teach children how to get out of a straitjacket
Youtube really annoying me. I'll never pay them a penny and will continue to block their ads.
>>220294419One of my cousins moved to the west coast for college and there was a guy who wore a full knight suit and walked around at night in it and no one knew who it was because he didn't talk
wouldn't feel comfortable having sex with a 4'11 girl
>>220294480First one in 1400 years :) makes you think
>>220294476Avoid lifting things with bad form. I literally can't do certain exercises because of potentially dying of internal bleeding.
>>220294400Woah
>>220294488beggars cant be choosers
>>2202944884-11 is their prime though
>>220294478She's also a Scientologist.
>>220294488cryptononce
sometimes I forget I'm black
>>220294481wot
>>220294438Haven't looked for those for some reason. It'll be so kino if I could afford it>>220294449I've checked the price of samurai outfits and they are extremely expensive, over £20,000. I'm never going to be able to afford that, and it feels extortionate too>>220294450Yes as long as we both feel amazing about it>>220294487Me in a few decades, fingers crossed
>>220294487that's not even odd behavior for the West Coastt. Californian
>>220294522
>>220294530just ask your mates if you can borrow one of theirs maybe?
hate yankees me
>>220294504Thank youSorry to hear that
>>220294522Big UM
>>220294527no you're not
And so to bed.
PS5 pro going up to £790take the piss
Slim waist pretty face and a BIG BANK
THE MONEY SKYLER WHERE IS THE MONEY
>>220294549They buy all their teams ahahahahaha, no no no hold your applause
Gf's went to bed in a tiff because I watched a new series episode without her Women really are an enigma
>>220294549Americans popularized pizza and all your dishes and now you're a museum Airbnb for Chinese millionaires.
Well team I had an okay shift at work in the end glad to get a few days off now got some other bits and pieces to sort out thinking about getting a playstation portal again very much on the fence about it
>>220294569mad how Skyler is a hated character when she is a genuine boss bitch
does anyone recognise this girl? She is/was pretty internet famous on instagram etc.
>>220294584rorke
>>220294522fucking screaming
>>220294544God how kino would it be to have a weeaboo mate with a samurai outfit ready to wearGod if only
NEED Emma Watson to use my mouth as a chamber pot.
>>220294601CWLTSYC
>>220294593shag her
Rorke needs to wind his neck in. Reform are DONE. We are not stopping the boats
People don't know the reason Bust a Move by Young MC is so good is because the bassist is Flea
>>220294640You need fucking sectioning
>>220294610looks like Rachel Cook
>>220294610use google image seach
https://youtu.be/c-Z4me0FIVw?si=RtonPPCQuuX3tq2w
tired and my head hurts
>yet another job rejection today. on the dole 15 years now>mum sees i'm upset and tells me not to worry, she'll make my favourite tea tonight to cheer me up - chicken kievs with chips and beans>sit down to eat and realise immediately she's bought asda's own brand beans even though she knows i only eat heinz>blazing row over beans flares up, end up flinging my plate at the wall>mum runs off sobbing and saying she doesn't know what's wrong with me>run upstairs to my room screeching and on all fours, slam the door as loudly as i can>creep downstairs later on to get snacks because i'm starving>overhear mum on the phone to her friend talking about how she raised a failure of a manHow's your Friday night going lads?
>>220294675Why do you keep posting images of this child?
i could never have sex with a short woman or a woman whose features were too neotenous or a woman that wore a plaid skirt or a woman that spoke in a high voice or a woman that dressed in bright coloursi am not a paedophile you see
>>220294557reading about this cunt milling about during the great fire of london. knocking houses down and burying cheese. what a life
>>220294675a pedophile who listens to flo milli is an odd concept
>>220294665that was an imposter
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8dje3dp9gjo>Cleverly, who later used the phrase numerous times when he was home secretary, told a fringe event at the Tory conference in Birmingham it “distilled a very, very complicated and challenging problem into a soundbite”.>When even one boat crossing could be deemed “a failure”, it was "an unachievable target”, he said.
>>220294690didnt read. getting drunk on the wisky
>>220294549
someone just made a great point but they used the wrong spelling for paedophile so I'll just not reply to them
>>220294715dont fucking care
>>220294714don't lie
atb
have rorke pumped full of semen and sent to azkaban prison immediately!
a paedophile who listens to flo milli is an odd concept
The Roman Empire was reduced to a tourist trapThe British Empire was reduced to a dumping ground for caca The American Empire...ah yes! It'll live forever!
>>220294488I have a strong preference for tall women. It's nice when they are 170cm+
if im annoying just tell me to fuck off. im drunk nd bored our gen is dead ah whatever
>>220294690A peak into the daily routine of roke
>>220294769post some pictures of Italy or something.
>>220294769*kisses you*
Well, there's something you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who target young children online. If you have anything to say, we'd like to hear it, but if not you're free to walk out that door.
>>220294668holy shit you're right, you're a legend, thanks. take this ancient pic of her as a payment of my gratitude
>of roke
@220294760nope. still won't grace you with a (You)
not drinking anymore, menot good for you, you see, and I actually don't even enjoy it anymore
>>220294769In this thread you'd have to be extremely disturbed to be noticeably annoying when we have so many deranged schizos here.
>>220294809cmon :/
>>220294787
>>220294792He's currently filming episodes a few parishes over lmao
>>220294831:3
>>220294847The pizza guy episode is still lol funny
>>220294815had a few cans earlier and started finding myself really annoying even though i was alone
flo milli sex arse
:\ feeling.........I don't know.................
>>220294875hated that feeling, drunk and couldn't stand myself. It was much easier on gear
>>220294879
>>220294817>we have so many deranged schizos hereThis thread is actually extremely civilized and you guys pretty much live by the stereotype of the educated brit
might synthesise a bowl of instant noodles with custom flavours and spices
>>220294058The Irish were their own thing who resisted becoming one with the BritishTaiwan started as a part of China but then later became their own thingOr at least I think idk
listening to some maclemore
>>220294953I'm going to wear your grandma's clothes goombattah
drinking water and it tastes goodlove water me
been sporadically buying edibles off the internet which is nice and easy and then today the people i bought from sent me a promo envelope containing a flyer saying about different weed products i do not care for cos i'm not a weed lmao dude and an actual spliff. got a spliff in the post. just sent me a spliff. very strange. will probs smoke it at some point though i guess.
>>220294963*winksi only got 20 dollars in my pockets
>>220294974I like sparkling water
>>220294953Have you tried Postingless?
I'm such a psychologically deformed incel that I don't think I could ever shag a woman at this point even if they offered
oroight lads 'ow's it going anuvvah /brit/ fred I see yes sir yes sir we are chompin good tonoight aren't we lads
>>220294986LOVE EM
>>220294994you're more scared of them than they are of you
Gnomer Impson
>>220294792THEY'VE EVEN HIDDEN A MICROPHONE UNDER A LEAF
Stuck me finger on me Korean wife's bum hole last night while we were having a shag hahahaha
would very much like to stay up until 4am but i probably will fall asleep in the next 2 hours
>>220294983;)
>>220295070Kamsamnida
hope kosovo get to the world cup
>>220295070Bet it smelled like kimchi afterwards
might reinstall grindr
>>220295133um
>>220295133i might dm you
rorke dancing to the im not cute anymore tiktok song
Tiger Woods got into a car crash
/r/ is nothing but AI nowadays. "please saar make her take the top off the bikini saar."An utterly fallen board.
*claps*
>>220294003my first association was Watership Down, which is also a hill to the south of London, so maybe this new duck IP can be named after another in the Downs
>>220295150
>british police are made clowns of by everyday people>american police will shoot you if arent on your best behaviorvery bizarre dichotomy there
Can AI just take over the world already
>>220295133Must be great being gay, fucking whoever you want
im so tired !!!!!!!!
LOVE ARSE ME
>>220295149yeah the only reason you're on /r/ is to see emma ai anyway freak
>>220295144half Asian/half black....he crashes the cars he steals
>>220295180Until you get an STD
‘True crime asmr’ is a crazy conceptwomen are crazy blow them up
>>220295186Italian SHOCKS bongs by speaking in perfect BRITISH
>>220295199I love women
Women are such NPCs I find them all to be rather unimpressive
>>220295211i hate them and i also think they should be blown up
>>220295173>British legal system will imprison you for shitposts>The same legal system let's paki rapists go with a slap on the wristNot s serious country is it
>>220295206
i got some wensleydale~ ^w^ om nom nom haa x
>>220295187the raped
>>220295218do they find you impressive?
Going to assume true crime asmr is women pretending to be the victim and screaming "AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO OH MY GOOOODDDD AHHHHHHHH" etc as if they're being tortured
>>220295233cute cheese
>>220295195Im straight and Ive gotten one of those
>>220295238Don't care if they do or not I just talk to them little kids and ignore what they say to me
>>220295195Gays are all on prep these days desu, nothing but bareback nutting
>>220295276>I just talk to them little kids
Rorke showing his da the new Cr1tikal upload
>zagros mountains on the south coast so they can harass ships through the strait>zagros mountains on the border with Iraq to repel invasions from the west>alborz mountains on the northern border to repel invasions from the turks (though that didn't work with the 11th century seljuks tbf as the sedentary persians weren't used to horsemen with bow and arrows and feigned retreats) >smaller eastern mountains to protect them from the Indiansthese niggas were blessed by geography ayeLucky that the Romans and Persians exhausted one another through decades of war - otherwise the Arabs never would have succeded. Throw in some durka durka ideological extremism to keep the hordes in check and they're practically impregnable.
>>220295309Thats how you talk to birds
Cute mice
>>220295317Yeah the orange man really fucked up attacking them, an invasion is going to be a disaster
yo rorke how's that black pussy feel like
Listening to Rupert Lowe now and he sounds like a neek. We need someone who sounds like a man on the street
just had a blazing row with that gemini a.i. cunt
>>220295317>alborz>Lugburz is Dark Tower in Black Speech.:o
>>220295230You get circumcised and spend billions for Israel whilst wogs have raped and murdered you for decades. Pipe down son
Odd smell going on in my smegroom that I can't fully decypher but I think old coffee may be one component
leftypol posting contrapoints videos in the family group chat
rorke the substitute teacher getting bullied by all the students for how he speaks
gained access to grindr. cashier at my local shop is on. not a surprise quite frankly
>>220295235wrong again l0l
>>220295360grandad doing a video call with everyone to tell them that it's woke bollocks
>>220295346feels good man
Rorke v. Leftypops beatbox battle
>>220295359phwoarrr bet it's the aroma from your pile of dirty knickers and socks as well. bet it smells propa lush xx
>>220295384hell yeah
Rorkes family watching infowars during dinner
Rorke donating his weeks dole to the slur shouting woman on gofundme
rorke... rorke being- no doing... um...give me a minute
really like this old video game
technically i have a beer garden date tomorrow at 4pm. however, i have a bag of charles and no confirmation that she's still up for it. i may just sit and do coke and wank and assume the date is not happening.quite the conundrum.
can cut off a friend ive had for a while because i started disliking them for no reason and then miss them after a while and talk to them again but start disliking them again and loopthink im not right in the head
>>220295444Some shit Rorke would say
Earlier today during my walk in the park I saw a bloke (of the peasant variety) giving a carer lady grief because the guy she was taking care of kept mumbling out slurs among other thingsAll felt very topical with the tourettes stuff from a while back
>>220295459yes lad you sound like a right cunt
>>220295444Absolutely loved the dishonored games, prey was really good if you havent tried it. Made by the same studio.
>>220295460can't play new games they're too woke
>>220295459Ever seen Banshees of Inisherin
>>220295444got that for free on xbox live as a kid. got so many free good games from their games with gold deal like halo reach, saints row the third and battleblock theatre. bit of a steal really.
rorke getting that black pussy and you dont....oof
>>220295235he is right tbf
rorke entering murder mode
leftypol eating the left twixrorke eating the right twix
>>220295474dont know whats wrong with me or why i do this>>220295481no sounds irish
>>220295523Me at the bottom
>>220295523joeyy at the top
gay deanos aren't real they can't hurt you
>>220295523mental that the only reason feudalism stopped was because the plague made workers a scarce resource and therefore suddenly they had value
zoomers making creepypastas based off of real closed childrens entertainment venues and uploading 'scary' fake reviews and images of dead bodies to yelp to try and sell their fanfiction
>>220295520Think that's completely normal. Align on some things and misalignment on others, depends on how you're defining cut them off. You should watch that movie. It's about exactly this.
>>220295553Based and nostalgic
>>220295520>dont know whats wrong with me or why i do thisyou have too high an opinion of yourself, or your friends are such desperate cunts that they'll tolerate your shite. probably a bit of both. they should cut you off.
>>220295475I like the first one and its dlcs prey was alright too >>220295488I've been pirating them all my whole life (since like 2004) I should have spent my time on other things now that I think about it
>>220294722Always funny when someone uses a Jolly Roger in propaganda to make us look bad when we embrace our pirate heritage.
Anyone else shitty, like fuck? It’s a heavy burden for just one man…
bums,arse bubblebutt. love me
family were from cornwall and the west county im basically ethnically piratedeshi
cheeky 1am microwave jalfreezi coming up lads
>>220295618hot i wish i was a big fat bastard so fat i got stuck in doors and could barely walk
>>220295245Women love serial killers and will frequently write to them in prison and offer them sex. Women are crazy.
don't have any water but don't want to get up and get more
>>220295614apparently a lot of the american founding fathers sounded cornish which is hilarious to think aboutall that eloquent philosophical talk from adams and jefferson and washington interspersed with that farmer talk ooh arr my lover
>>220295513blood hell rorkes finally lost it!
>>220295632water's bad for you anywaygive that shit a rest
im single as a pringle i jokingly say in the my mid 30s
>>220295660what am i supposed to drink instead
kill those responsible for grindr
>>220295679can't stay away can you?
>>220295646i have the 'normal' rp (but less posh) accident so it always baffles me how people from places like the west country or oop north speak like that and think its perfectly normal but then they must think im saying things wrong eh
>>220295676pepsi max
>>220295646They sounded closer to thishttps://youtu.be/1RzVKCWXrRA?si=ggzydWV9olv3dGjf
>>220295701*accenttired
>>220295687it's a terrible terrible app full of popups and demands for you to spend money. thought gays were supposed to be whores you'd think they'd make a better app for it
>>220295701Literally can't understand rp, I've tried watching Harry Potter 5x and can't do it. That's why I like it here, I can read everything and understand what you're getting at. Over there, it's like. First of all, speak up. You're being rude.
>>220295701there's a stark difference between propah RP (queenie) and just sounding like you're from surreySurrey accent is what everyone south of the midlands (and east of Cornwall) should sound like if they aren't vermin
>>220295710>>220295646My dad was ex military and went to West Point where all the fancy generals go to college. We were watching a movie when I was a kid about West Point during the Civil War and I was kind of blown away at how the actors used Scottish accents. It had never occurred to me that they were European. Now that very same accent turned into hillbilly talk. Hilarious
going make chicken noodle
>>220295710this nigga sound like a run of the mill cousin fuckerREFUSE to accept are jeffy sounded like that
>>220295618I am a yank and even I am flabbergasted at that absolute unit.
why did british english even become non rhotic in the first place and why did the west country stay rhotic for longer than everywhere else
>>220295839brit boys can pack on the pounds easilybvilt to be vnits
>>220295848going to guess it became a social status indicator among the higher classes that the lower classes began to adopt in order to seem higher class
it's all fucked
>>220295848Emma Watson be like "I fahted"
cannot fathom getting fat. like you literally just have to stop putting food in your face, it's very easy.
sometimes browse weight gain fetish tumblr blogs and english men are overrepresented
>>220295882rorke describing his bussy
>>220295892sans food and girls, what joy does life provide?nothing, is the answer, nothing, I say.
ee, rhotic. eeee, rhotic. put yer 'ands all over me bodeh
I've had this colossal faggot from the BBC Question Time audience stuck in the back of my head for 10 years now.https://youtu.be/4uEascqr2kMzmW1BrUPrZ0TBV9Q&t=173
>>220295848I think German is partly non rhotic too? So maybe r is a bit unstablePlus English r is all fucked anyway. Found out when I was about 22 I don't technically even pronounce it properly but nobody, including me, ever noticed
>>220295911eat less you vile blob. can't stress enough just how easy it is.
mad there are people with the name kirbywhy were they named after the pink fella
>>220295828That’s the standard plantation owner accent
>Mauritania team that just played against Argentinathey lost 2-1 but the white guy scored for Mauritaniaalways fascinated at whites just popping up in non-white placeswe're so cooky
>>220295892https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akrasiathe greeks had this figured out 2500 years ago lad keep up
well?
>>220295921hate soy creatures like this
>>220295921>bbcqt on brit/pol/ followed by this week with andrew neil and choo choo portillo on Thursday nightsVGH those were the days
>>220295941that's how far forward his trousers have to be to collect his baggy skin
morbidly obese panshitter
>>220295848Lunnun’s influence
>>220295938>ancient bumders said it's ok for me to be an obese monsterthey also didn't have the internet or telly or crisps. not comparable.
>>220295969my highschool moniker
>>220295934Knew a lesbian named Kirby
>>220295954back when I used to watch tv rip sovl
>>220295941mad how male friends do this whilst female friends will just tell each other how beautiful they are all the time
isn't it mad that there were people born in ancient greece and they just lived their whole lives being ancient greeks and they had no idea that something like rome would exist in 500 years let alone the internet in 2000 years
>>220295975don't think that's what that wikipedia article says
Don't hate gay people at all, but when you take the flamboyant lady brain kind and pump them full of man testosterone, you're probably going to have a problem. This is probably why they were vilified in the first place. Some of it's closeted guys resenting them, maybe 3-5% of the story.
>>220295990Tough love vs white lies
>Previous assassination attempts on Abraham Lincolnthis guy was really hated huh?guess he probably had it coming
The west just means white people doesn't it
>>220296030>>220296030
>>220296016& latinx
>>220296016yh
