Pork Scratching edition
>>220299879not bad these in donkeys
no point leaving this house today due to the miserable weather. Can't even go into town and wander about because there's just no point
>>220299868I also love girls with tattoos
Dragon Age: Origins was such a fun D&D inspired experience. Shame they didn't make any sequels.
>>220299904indian
Right, stand back everyone I got this
>>220299904do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to a fro
>>220299913whiter than snow and yet /brit/ consistently calls me indianseems like auld hindustan is my spiritual home
>>220299879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv34sQSp-C4lawd have mercy
Lover pork rinds/scratchings/cracklings me. >>220299904bakaThe girls I was talking about put one of these between her tits.
>>220299907Same with Paper Mario. I wish they didn't end with The Thousand Year Door.
>>220299904nasolabial folds are so grimsorry
20,000 Palestinian children murdered but we draw the line at a guy who beat up his girlfriend LOL
>>220299916rorke, seconds before releasing his bankai outside Claire's Accessories in Buchanan Galleries
>>220299919cowboy billy had a 10ft willyand he showed it to the girl next doorshe thought it was a snakeso she hit it with a rakeand now it's only 5'4
>>220299913She's clearly not though.
Love a tasteful sag though.
need for weed: hotbox zoot
>>220299939perhaps both things can be condemned
>>220299948It's a very fine line. Razor thin.
>>220299932Seems common to have a butterfly/moth across their chest lately.
what age should I start giving my dog joint support stuff
>>220299973try him on cbd pills first
>>220299939>no to de zerbi
>>220299963But only one is, that’s my point.
>>220299967Mmm depends. >>220299969Unfortunately
>>220299948>>220299967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6Gt5Lgju4
they're building a new aldi in my area that's within 2km of another aldi
>>220300006woah I'm seein' double herefour ALDIs
>>220299991are any other clubs expected to condemn israel's actions in the middle east?
>>220300006I got 4 icecream cones laced with chocolate for less than the equivalent of 1 US dollar there today, it was great
>>220299879Whats that
mad that they're building a new aldi in his area that's within 2km of another aldi
They're mocking our fine British talent lads>>>/tv/218979051
>>220300001Hey you saved that track, based. Still nobody has offered to sell the vinyl btw. I expect a $300-400 if someone does. Such a jam.
what's the cheapest, nastiest bit of goyscran that you lads buy? for me it's those disgusting pots of tuna mayo from heron. they're like crack on some rancid old white bread
>>220300017After 9/11, normal Muslims were expected to condemn Al qaeda so what’s the difference
>>220300035Kek
>>220300035people who work for joanne should be mocked
harry potter has gone woke
>>220300027Pork rindThey're peng
>>220300055Define woke, Rorke
>>220300039great percussion always sticks with mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEI1Djd-sIE
>omg did you hear the new Harry Potter controversy?no sorry I'm employed
very thankful i didn’t drink last night hangovers are just too grim these days and getting pissed should only be on social events for special occasions
Our Italian friend should also purchase this
mumberg's making her bogan version of chicken curry tonight, get in
>>220300006Been playing so much chess lately I thought that's like moving a rook (aldi) next to another rook so they mutually defend each other. Maybe there's a lidl on the diagonal. If lidls are bishops then they'll still take that aldi. But if lidl are queens they probably won't want to trade lidl for aldi. Lads I'm so wrecked
>>220300063The opposite of based
>>220300072Tescos finest worker
>>220300045so you do expect all football clubs to condemn israel's actions in the middle east?
>>220300058I bet, but I would get obese
>>220300085lmaooo
im the white eyes blue dragon
>>220300045And not one of them did. Not one of them did.
>>220300086I wasn’t aware of any other Jewish clubs in the premier league
opening a chinky and calling it the brit dragon
im the shite eyes poo dragon
>>220300074I buy colatura from naples but it's not the same and it costs a lot. Might try some of those chink fish sauces
>>220300085someone's got to do it alright
>>220300100him say you /blit/ lunna!
>>220300089as longs as you don't combine em with bread or sugar they are fine
>>220300110well what does that mean? several other football clubs in the premier league are owned or partially owned by jewish people
imagine this country without immigrants. all we’d have to eat is steak pie and beans on toast
would genuinely rather kill myself than work retail
>>220300130but that is all I eat
>>220300130not really, you already got all the recipes
>>220300124How so? Calories are calories. At least for carbs and fats, with proteins is much mote complicated
does creatine really make you go bald
I dress like I could go to work at anytime
>>220300161No
Used to chat to a girl on Twitter who had these eyes tattooed between her titsshe sent me pics of her with her boobies out showing her tattoo and wanted me to record myself cum tributing themwe did a lot of cyber sex stuff and that's the most intimate I've ever been with a woman which is quite pathetic really
>>220300130>steak pieHearing steak always reminds me that englishmen taught italians how to eat beef
>>220300176nigga got the peep show tattoo
>>220300133I had to do it for a year to escape permaneetdom in my childhood town. thankfully it was for a very boomery shop and i never ran into anyone I went to school with but it was a horrible time of my life
>>220300160It's way better to eat this than chips for example, also there are so many vitamins in pork fat unironically, if they are cooked in their own fat it's not a problem.
FUN FACT: Third class women had a 70% survival rate on the Titanic. First class men had a 10% survival rate.
>>220300130>create an empire around the global spice trade>import all the spices by the barrelful so you can cook with them >*tastes food* hmmm you know what this is missing? 2 million pakistani muslims
>>220300196Moids are oppressed
>>220300196moids btfo
>>220300160just don’t eat lots
>>220300179The Steak Pies in Yorkshire that I had was one of the best things I've ever eaten. True story.
>>220300196how is that fun
>>220300201jeet armpit sweat was the missing secret ingredient all along
All I want for christmas is an iron with a long lead
>>220300213Not actually fun at all is it?
>>220300161If you're willing to choke down several grams of creatine a day on top of already eating a specific gram to lb bodyweight ratio of protein then unironically why not just pin? Your goal is building muscle. Why are you skirting the edges doing all this other shit in service of some imaginary moral highground? For the record I don't take gear but I find it bizarre that people will do anything but take steroids in service of the same fucking goal. You know steroids work. If you care that much then just take an actually sane TRT dose say 200-300mg across 2 pins a week and forget. Rather than taking all these potions and powders and sunning your ballsack 3 hours a day in the hope it acheives the same results (when you know it won't).
>>220300196in my experience here and now some working class women are still passed around between a group of working class men, so that doesn't surprise me
>>220300161Yeh just look at master roshi, krillin and tien.
>>220300208Impossible>>220300212Bistecca is the italian word for steak, it directly comes from beef steak. English merchants/visitors taught 15th ventury italians how to eat beef, before that it was all boiled into stews, embarassing really
>>220300125Wasn’t talking about owners. It’s clear you don’t know what you’re talking about
>>220300235Roids make your meat and 2 veg shrink and make you angryThat's what I heard
das wagenphone ist eine... nuisancephone!
>>220300250maybe you're terrible at explaining yourself
>>220300161I don't think so. There's already creatine in meat.There's 0.5 grams creatine in 100 grams of beef for example.
Desperately begging Ruby to spit on me like the dog I am.
>>220300235can't hurt to do both now can it?
>>220300254>shrinkTo the size of a dried raisin or grain of rice. I used to think they shrabk by like, half, but apparently they get nuked
>>220300240Krillin wasn't bald though
The magpies are back. Hate them. Swear I can hear them bullying the nice little blue tits and all those little tweety birds. Might go out and sort it.
>>220300176Black ink tattoos like that dogshit eye one are actually the ones best suited to being removed because black ink absorbs the laser radiation better due to being darker.The real nightmare is coloured ink tattoos. This bint has been having removal sessions for 28 months and it looks like this. The exact same.
>>220300248>ImpossibleYou'll be surprised how satiating fat is on it's own, that's why I said if you don't combine it with bread or sugar it's fine. >Bistecca is the italian word for steak, it directly comes from beef steak. English merchants/visitors taught 15th ventury italians how to eat beef, before that it was all boiled into stews, embarassing reallyInteresting, didn't know that. You probably made it into a stew which is also delicious.
Brummy lads
winter is starting and ending later. it was 12 degrees and mild on christmas day and now it’s 4 (feels like -4) according to my app and pissing it with hail and it’s nearly easter. it probably won’t get properly warm until the end of june.
>>220300255der wagnerphone ist eine...gotterdammerung!
let me tell you about the persecution of my people that happened almost 100 years ago
Oh n-
watching that episode of seinfeld where george pretends to be a white supremacist for a limo ride
>>220300261Tottenham has a large Jewish fanbase. Hence their nickname…
>>220300274Farewell and adieu to you spanish ladiesFarewell and adieu to you o ladies of Spain
>>220300283Oh yeh youre right
>>220300311yes i'm aware i'm still unsure as to why you would think the club should be expected to have an opinion on the middle east more than any other football club
only went and got myself a few yummy bits & bobs x
fuark
I had it in my mind that there was a baroque-era British song called 'Oh, you gentlemen of France!' which concerned the wars over the Low Countries. But no, it turns out that's a complete mental fabrication from when I was on drugs.
>>220300301At least the clocks change tonight so we get lighter evenings
pooing gay porn
the cocks change tonight
back from a 3-dayer for racismi was being racist so it was a just ban, and i apologisex
sir poo roar
>>220300330Where do I mention the CLUB YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT GO AND LOOK AT MY ORIGINAL IMAGE HERE >>220299939“FAN GROUPS”Fucking idiot wasting my time arguing for no reason go and kill yourself seriously
>>220300293Magpies are beautiful, but so are blue tits. I have crows, sparrows, swallows, robins, woodpeckers, magpies, blue tits, doves, wood pigeons, blackbirds and cuckoos in my garden
>>220300355imagine getting this raging on brit at 20 past 8 on a saturday morning
>>220300320Staying natty is what made him the strongest human (and saved him from the norwood reaper)
>>220300337I hope the lad who grassed her up gets a lifetime of shit for being a gaylord
>>220300364bet the lad was shagging the husband
>>220300336runtslop
realised that all the shit i watch is from 20 years ago. sopranos, peep show, rome, top gear. has there been anything decent made since?
>>220300372No, films from the 70s are better than modern slop
weeeeeeelp that just happened
>>220300372Top Boy
>>220300355israeli fan groups were they yeah
>>220300372>has there been anything decent made since?Not really, the last thing that made me laugh is "I think you should leave" that Tim Robinson sketch show, and that's about it.
>>220300372also, SuccessionI AM ELDEST BOY!
post yfw no toil today
>>220300364Teenagers are on tren and test now. It's ogre for oldcels
>>220300372gay pornpoogay porn poo
>>220300372nip/tuck is kino
>>220300390Belongs in a freakshow
>>220300390grim how meaningless and life denying our society is these days that young men have to just blast themselves with steroids to feel any worth and to compete with other men doing the same. mouse utopia shit. look at his empty eyes. he is not proud nor happy with this form. it is simply what must be done.
>>220300372Utopia was decent until they had to change the plot for ""reasons""
>>220300386
>>220300390They are all castratos without the angelic voice
cocks go black tonight
>>220300417
>>220300429Rorke will melt down at this
>>220300419Imagine the bush, a leonine mane even
any gay retarded mongo runts in
>>220300443>oh no I ruined my body by going to the gym if only I could reverse this procedure
>>220300460blurghghghghh gurrrr muhhhh
>>220300390his proportions look absolutely retarded and will make anyone who isnt a gymcel cringe
There's the meltdownLol
>>220300460Im retarded but not gay
>>220300465you can still get big just don’t use gear it’s retarded anyway. unless you’re competing why use it. it’s just entirely for vanity and insecurity. natty is enough.
Is fallout 4 good
>>220300477He's literally just pretending to be a retarded mongo runtIt's make believe you silly sod
>>220300496I win
>>220300484>natty is enoughIt really is. When you see people in real life who are on gear (and look like it i.e have their shit dialed in) it looks uncanny and weird like a sort of visible mental illness.
>>220300492well it's better than the show where Brotherhood space marines never once wield a chaingun I mean what the hell was that decision
>>220300508The video game
>>220300492Yeah brilliant. It's not a role-playing game in the strictest sense. Practically just a shooter compared to previous fallouts. It's still a lot of fun though. Just treat it like a sandbox type game like GTA rather than trying to enjoy the story or roleplaying as a complex character.
It's still too cold for my fig trees to have a proppa growth but in one month or so i will start gardenposting again. This year we got a long winter albeit not particularly harsh
>>220300498Are they giving out prizes for the most autistic 4chan user now?
geeky girls are actual slags being a little muscular is a cheat code with them
>>220300535Yes I'm the undisputed world heavyweight champion of the world
>>220300532fig trees are a menacethey shit their fruit all over the place and figs themselves are not like oranges which you can just gorge on
>>220300537Love geeky girls that dress modestly and are shy but you take off their clothes and it's the hotteest body you've ever seen.
>>220300369and proud of it mate. this is the grease that keeps this country going. elbow mate. graft days like this keeps your hands soft. stay thankful likkle man.
>>220300532what about olive trees do you have any of those?I think they're cool.
The chubby, tattooed gf will soon be mine.
>>220300372I liked the Terror but it's only 10 eps>>220300385 this one I enjoyed too
>>220300572you watch The North Water?it's like the terror but even better
>>220300547Beautiful trees and favorite fruit, we have hotter winters now so I guess wildlings are spreading to the slovenian foothills too now. I know we didnt have that many on our karst just 20 years ago. They really help birds during the summer months because they produce a lot and they give birds sugars and water. Here are some of my figs from last year btw.
look I'm glad to hear you're all enjoying such success with geeky nerdy girls with banging bodies underneath but I'm afraid of women and I can't talk to them and I've never had sex ok
>>220300559It rains way too much here in the north, also I have a small garden I dont own land (yet)
>>220300588>so I guess wildlings are spreading to the slovenian foothills too now.fig trees are ubiquitous in ex-Yugoslavia, Slovenia's national poet was known as 'Dr. Figs', cause he used to give dried figs to kids in the street
>wanked>washing is on>shop has been popped tobreakfast, huel and coffeegoing to be a productive dayx
>>220300578Yeh that was a great one too
>>220300596That's what geeky nerdy girls with low self esteem are for. >>220300588Those look good.
off to bed
Ladies and gentlemen if I may have your attention please. It's time for tonight's scheduled entertainment as advertised...*pulls on a rope to open the curtains, revealing a Japanese man sat at a piano*Ryuichi Sakamoto ladies and gentlemen give him a big hand Mr Sakamoto take it awayhttps://youtu.be/z9tECKZ60zk?si=ot3OCqVOo-hTader
people in this thread think fallout four is good lmao
Why is it that whenever you meet a troon their favourite game is Fallout New Vegas though?is there some sort of sympathetic tranny storyline in that game?
>>220300628WHO SAID THAT
>>220300601They die when winters go below 10C, in those conditions only farmed trees can maybe survive thanks to human care, until they become old enough. I live near Slovenia and you wont find them in the wild from Udine up north. They find ideal conditions on the rocky eastern adriatic coast
>>220300602
>>220300618night mate x
Unearthed the CDs
>>220300628It is good. Sorry if you were unable to enjoy it but I did enjoy it. Seems like this issue is entirely your problem and, not being funny, your fault.
messaged the ol' ex in a moment of weakness
any lads feeling sad?
howling at the john honey prison pictures
>>220300663
>>220300668always
i've never had sex okx
>>220300672looks decent craic to be fair
The only people allowed to read should be Catholic priests
>>220300681cheer up mate:)
riserisegamers, rise x
>>220300672>rorke had a system for cutting the garlic... he'd use razor blades...
might've posted some cringe last night my bad i was under the influence
ffs just realised moni's OF was recurring payment have paid nearly £800 over 5 years
going to check the piracy websites to see if there are any films worth watching. I know for a fact there aren't.
don't think i've said the n word a single time today
>>220300714lol
>>220300672aura
>>220300719that's goodx
>>220300703Thanks <3
>>220300718literally thousands of films worth watching
drinking prison wine with the other rorke lads in jail doesn't sound all that bad
>>220300682Shag a munter quick or you'll end up batty
I'm coming to terms with being disabled. I'm unable to drive a car due to severe anxiety affecting me both mentally and physically
>>220300752alcohol is jewish poison lad don't drink that shite x
>>220300762Κτιμ
>>220300739recommend one I havent seen then
lot of “””discourse”” around wether you’d save your own pet or a stranger’s child from a fire, and tbqh if you’d choose your pet you are mentally ill
>>220300785'sheed
>prime half price for 3 monthsno thanks>prime 4.99 for a monthno thanks>99p prime for a weekno thanks>free prime for a week, 8.99 a month afteryes please, order, cancel prime. it lush
>>220300803why would i care about someone elses child more than my own
>>220300803petnutters aren't human mate
The clocks actually go forward not back
>>220300803shitlibs are subhuman
>>220300821you are mentally ill and/or illiterate
>>220300803Wouldn't save either. I'm the one who started the fire, you see. And I'd do it again in a second.
cocks go black forward tonight
>>220300717this post made me cancel my cumtown subscription. ive paid for long enough
>>220300803it was me who started the fire
>>220300825Spring forward, fall back. That's how you remember it. You have to pretend to be a yank or it doesn't work. Autumn back doesn't make sense but they call it fall. Fall back.Anyway...
Some people are dangerously stupidLuckily I can watch them in action from a safe place through police body cam videos uploaded to YouTube
>>220300809not a 'sheed but even a stopped clock is right twice a day innit x
>>220300838dunno maybe you're just a cunt
WE DIDN'T START THE FIREhttps://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g?si=UFEFrv5xhdVW2lFR
>>220300862very interesting
activating Aryan Beast Mode
they need to put me in charge of every tv show movie and video game from now on, the goyim cannot be trusted to write a story
Oh, you gentlemen of France, as fair as any lord,Go tell your children, kinfolk, wife, that slaughter is abroadFor all your frankish fashion, you'll lay down just the sameThe lion rampant bares his claws, he knows not rank or name!
Evil thing to just wilfully move clocks back and forth and subject everyone to your time gimmicks
>>220300871every great white empire was built by drunk lads
my dick doesn't work properly
>>220300899ktim porn broke it
>>220300885alright Mosheberg Cohenstein
>>220300867did you see that one where a gentleman of colour swallows a very large amount of cocaine and then he starts feeling impending doom and dies
My 5 inch BWC life
>>220300899Get on the Sildenafil lad
I don’t know what beer to get my brother for his birthday
ffs rorke we pay the global price for gas
>>220300913yeah but he enjoyed that brief moment where it was hitting just right and he was saying "nah nah I was joking" all smiles (right before he went into cardiac arrest and died)
we eating this?
Oh hello... Is that a fart? Or a poo?Only one way to find out.It's a poo
Todays eats>brekkie‘Roo >lunchCroc>dinner Snake
time for that first sip of the day
>>220300945yeah (I'm fat)
>>220300920don't have ED, just can't really spaff from sex because my knob is used to death grip wanks
Washed my arse crack in the shower and a nugget of poo came out
>>220300963Get on the nofap
just got off a call with my lawyer from the firm of Shekelberg, Shekelberg and Cohenwitz
>>220300959vgh
>>220300959never seen this flavour
>>220300974a collect call?
>>220300971did over 3 months of it, didn't make any difference
>>220300658Based, I have all of those
>>220301004Get on the...gay porn?
in the car
smelling my balls
jerry and george are always dating fit women and then getting the ick from them and making up excuses to dump them
>>220301019pop the bwc out for the lads
LIVERPOOL
>>220301019passenger princess
>>220301019and the latest from Horsebjorg?
>>220300006Mate, in Macc there's 2 aldis within half a mile of each other. It's pure madness.
>>220301008I dont know why I never bought the first 2 sepultura albums, these are my favorites.Maybe they grew on me the following years
I’m making monkey money bitchas
>>220301044based fiddy
>>220301044kek not real life
>>220301059bruce gone bananas
really find it annoying how escorts always pretend to have busy lives and can't organise for shit
I need to have sexual intercourse with an attractive female.
>>220301071>calling a kiwi bruceoohh you'll set him off now
>>22030104450 is one of the best tweeters>>220301053I like their stuff from Beneath The Remains to Roots, I watched an interview with Max and he said the first two albums sounded so heavy because they didn't know how to tune their guitars lol.
My local Andy's man club shut down because someone was called a poof for crying over his dead gran during a meet up lmao
>>220300803My dog trusts me and relies on me, a stranger doesnt
>>220301044Never seen an argument refuting his logic though. Anyone? How is he wrong?
>>220301093sorry mario you’re mentally ill
>>220301077could always do a rape
is there such a thing as a product that plugs from my phone into the car's cigarette lighter and somehow transmits songs from the phone to the in-car stereo?just to be clear the car has no radio antenna as it was ripped off my local youths many years ago so there is NO ability to receive radio waves of any kind, all transmission must go through the cigarette lighter or perhaps the exhaust pipe
>>220301076But they do have busy schedules. I was buying drugs from this stripper (who prob was a call girl) and it was very difficult to get her to meet me sometimes, she was crazy and sometimes she would forget. I wish she was wasn't a snank cause she was cute.
>>220301093My phone is important to me so you won't mind if I save my phone instead of your dog
listening to ear rape content at max volume
SNL UK tonight. We'll be watching that!
>>220301077I hear it's quite good
should I stop playing red dead 2 now I’m at the part where I’ve built my house on the farm with the wifey and kid? Is it basically over now?
more lads on here need to start escortmaxxingdon't spend money on women other than paying them for sex (e.g. dating, gifts, onlyfans). this will reduce the price of pussy.
Lads I've discovered moisturiser is important for men too
>>220301098Nor my problem. It's the problem of whoever nutted in his mother. Even the law is on my side so eat shit, your sperm stains are not my problem, dickhead
>>220301112Bluetooth FM Transmitter
>>220301112yes you can get a bluetooth adapter that plugs into the 12V socketthey cost about £20
>>220301116I would not blame you for not wanting to risk your life for my dog, yes.
Nothing more exciting than the thought a young woman (legal age of course) losing her virginity.
>>220301112in my day we would do this
>>220301127Putting "-maxxing" after a word doesn't make the thing that word describes normal
my cars got a casette tape that plugs into your phone and plays it out the speakers, honestly no idea how it works
>>220301158Making money
My old car didn't have built in Bluetooth so I had to use an adaptergot a more modern car a few months ago and fuck me having it built in is so much easier
might have a big butternut squash and spinach lasagne for tea today what do you think will that be nice?
>>220301158miss high school
>>220301138>>220301145Does my car need to be able to receive blutooth? because it cannot do this it is a very old car you see there's no screen or anything on the car it doesn't have any of that shit. It has a cigarette lighter, speakers and a built-in radio (incapable of receiving radio waves)>>220301163in essence this is what I am looking for but I don't know if the car has an aux port. I will need to check, thanks
he doesnt have a radio you retards
>>220301134thanks for proving my point
>>220301187fucking fred flintstone ahh car
>>220301190read niggathe antenna is gone, not the stereo in the dash
>>220301187>because it cannot do this it is a very old car you see there's no screen or anything on the car it doesn't have any of that shit. It has a cigarette lighter, speakers and a built-in radio (incapable of receiving radio waves)oh, you might be out of luck thenyou could try getting a new head unit (radio) maybewhat car is it?
>>220301187when you say it has a stereo what options for input are there? does it have a cassette reader or an aux port or does it take cds?
Sir Volvo XC70
>>220301187Well in that case I don't think it's gonna work, why don't you just buy a car radio with an aux port?
>>220301187if it has an aux you should be good to goeven if your phone doesn't have one i'm pretty sure there are usb to aux cables
>>220301232they are pretty cheap
these are literally magic
hello?? new???
>>220301228The official car of my wife fucks other men
>>220300372first season of True Detective
Just because it doesnt have an antenna doesn't mean one of those bluetooth fm transmitters wont work
Just buy a Bluetooth speaker and put it in your car ffs
>>220301247Oh yeah my friend had one of those and we would listen to Sveth Vath sets and smoke weed. Good times.
>>220300393from 20 years ago though ent it
>>220301222It has a CD hole yesperhaps someone makes a product that has a CD on one end and a cable on the other that fits into my phone I will need to look into this
>>220301296>>220301296>>220301296
>>220301293>>220301293>>220301293
>>220301288You mum has a cd hole
