>OY FUCKING VEY GOY, I LET IT SLIDE WHEN YOU WORSHIPPED THOSE ANTROPOMORPHIC CAT AND JACKAL-GODS, BUT BEING MEAN TO MY CHOSEN PEOPLE CROSSES THE LINE>THAT'S IT, SEND IN THE LOCUSTS
JHWH is a semitic war god, what did you expect? Cuddling and talking it out?
>WHAT'S THAT WRINKLY BIT OF SKIN? YEAH, THAT BIT RIGHT THERE AT THE END OF YOUR PENIS? FUCK. FUCK! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT OUT BEFORE RELEASE! THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL>LISTEN, YOU NEED TO CUT IT OFF IMMEDIATELY. YEAH, JUST BITE IT RIGHT OFF THE BABY AND THROW IT AWAY, THAT'LL DO
Not to worry, the Cat-holic Church can bridge the chasm.
>The shape of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle. On their heads were crowns of something like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. 8 They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9 And they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots with many horses running into battle. 10 They had tails like scorpions, and there were stings in their tails. Their power was to hurt men five months. 11 And they had as king over them the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in Hebrew is [c]Abaddon, but in Greek he has the name [d]Apollyon.
>>220303098Book of Revelation is the best book
>>220303274It is arguably the best part of their religion but most of them reject it and would prefer to believe in aliens or talking dolphins, instead of the retribution from their god for their wickedness. Ask them about it and they will claim that it's just symbolic.
>>220303321Definitely the most fun to read
>>220302680
>>220303098>Their power was to hurt men five months.
>>220303590gemmy
>>220302796hahahaha
You can hate on the religion and people who follow it in a very perverted and misunderstood way but it has profound teachings that can benefit anyone.
>>220304618this is true for every large religion there is because of the sheer fact that any widespread religion has atleast 2000 years of human effort put behind it
>>220302680Kek
>>220302680?Saint Paul defined the Jewish people as "enemies of the entire human race" and he was appointed by God.
>>220309689He himself was also Jewish thoughever?
semites are inherently schizophrenic
>>220311064As an enemy of the human race, he was also an enemy of Jews so it's ok
>>220302680were egyptians the original furries
>>220309689he wasn't appointed by anyone but himself jeet
>>220311376Every inbred human is. Same goes for cousin fucking arabs, but ashkenazis are definitely the most schizophrenic of them all.
>>220313437He was appointed by Christ himself.
>>220309689Crazy how much foresight he had
>>220302680The reason for that is because at this time YHWH wasn't the all powerful god that he would later become, just a tribal god
>>220303098Where's that?
>>220317955He never met Christ
baffles my mind how anyone can be christian in this day and age
>>220320476Jesus revealed himself to Paul on a road to Damascus
>>220320520The only source for that is Paul himself
>>220320532So the other apostles just couldn't detect his bs?
>>220320904Interesting question actually. We know he had quarrel with the real apostles but that they ended up submitting to his will.It's plausible to believe they did that to protect the nascent christian community from dangerous sectarism. Much like Ali tolerated the first 3 caliphs in islam
>>220303590珠玉
