Junior edition
>>220304605about time you fucking foot-dragging cunt
Sir Bartholomew Crouch
>>220304605terrible new i dunno why you bothered you miserable little spazmoid
>>220304616shut the fuck up
another day in my fucked up life
Post your car trip songshttps://youtu.be/XD6jb7kUAso?is=1w0v_rRF0i45DzoG
off for my afternoon nap nowfeeling old and worn out
>>220304659she makes roke seeth
>>220304659need pint wife
Found out that mate with persistent stomach pain makes his cups of tea using the hot tap
>>220304659wouldnt mind putting my curly fry in her butter bap
>>220303241Sorry lads I know I'm late here but just wanted to say this post was a banger, cheers
>>220304675i thought it was only okay
>>220304675thanks x
I'm an utter fuckwit lads but managed to hang up a shower rail to hold the shower head today. Will go to the pub and get blotto on pints of bitter to celebrate
>>220155723now that was a post
>>220304662
>>220304663you ever use one of those taps that puts out boiling water that is specifically for tea and coffee? scary those, they'll burn the shit out of your hand if you let emIncredible for washing dishes though
Putting a vacheron constantin sticker on my casio MW-240-7B
things need to change
>>220304699peng feet
>>220304692good work lad, I just put a new toilet seat on.
>>220304704thought the same but theyre pretty idiot proof you'd have to be quite stupid to burn yourself with one, its not like just putting the hot tap on.
>>220304708Nope
>>220304667Would inhale her farts
might treat myself for my birthday
was going to hoover my room but i think i'll just do it tomorrow
Sir Homer Simpson
my ideal wife would be a big tit working class pint wife with a coarse mouth but a heart of golddo they exist outside of fantasy novels?
>>220304644>>220304663Who are you the gas man?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PIGPUem-Jk
>>220304745happy birthday, hope you do/get something to remember
>>220304772why not get a little robot fella to do it for you
>>220304775some say they do exist
>>220304772
>>220304777not today, just planning initx
>>220304795lovely
>>220304802well happy birthday in advance just in case im not lurking here on that specific day. what ideas have you come up with so far?
Shartin and fartin hahahaha what am I like oh my days
big suze tights
cuckold who doesn't have the fetish but he's so generous that he doesn't want his mates to miss out
>>220304775of course
>>220304659>>220304699>>220304717more of a wine man myself
the incredible sexless man
>>220304844
>>220304844wine husband and pint wife
>>220304844nigella lawson enthusiast
got gymskin onactiveee
NO RECESS
>>220304903Candice dick
>>220304901bent as a nine bob note
>>220304906me when the doctor asks what id like my maxilla to be like post-surgery
I'm going to cure my incel status, can't go on like this anymore lads. Going for a long walk to have a think.
got nothing in for lunch
>>220304864>holding the glass encapsulating the wine
Better luck next year Rorke
i'm going to cure my hungry status by cooking a lasagne and having a gu for pud
any alcoholic man in
>>220304948better not be an incel walk
>>220304903kek completely forgot about her existence. does she ever still post?
i'm winning the lotto tonight
>>220304966yeah me
shame colombia is unsafe i'd go there as a sex tourist
>>220304971no she's been dealt with
the listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m7yHvEjWSE
>>220304991i hear the 14 year olds there let you do whatever you want with them
just caught a lad at the cornershop making an incel purchasefucking hilarious the way he didn't clock the checkout girl noticing yeah you enjoy those little snacks haha
>>220305010
>>220305010maybe he cares less about what retail employees think than you do
You fill your wine glasses with too much wine, it should be filled by 1/3 not 3/4
>>220305000corey feltup
>>220305000thought this nigga died in like 1997
Mad how a single 2x4 costs around £50 now. Can't do anything these days
>>220304625....Junior
>>220305025mega pints only
>>220305010all I buy when I go to the shops is ready meals, big bags of crisps and chocolate. I feel literally zero shame
>>220305018We need to strengthen our value proposition by vertically incorporating directly operated retail units into our supply chain
>>220305025i fill it all the way to the brimit lush x
>>220305042>Mad how a single 2x4 costs around £50 nowfuck off, really? for what length? A 10 footer?
>>220305042hacksaw jim duggan be fuming
Alcohol is runtish
>>220304972good luck matex
>>220305025sorry, our big oafish germanic bodies need more
>>220305048That's too much wine, first it needs to exposed to the air, second wone is 3 to 4 times more alcoolic than beer so you wont pour half a bottle in your calice
>>220305025someone literally bought me a 700ml wine glass so I can fill a whole bottle into one glass. don't ever use it mind because I prefer my wine cold, but still
>>220305042you're supposed to nick scraps of timber from construction sites
so long lads, nice knowing you
>>220305010what like a rustlers, super noodles and a big bottle of tramp cider?Shit do you think the girl in my shop knows?
>>220305076
>>220305025a large glass of wine is 250ml and that's just the reality of the situation
>>220305092why would getting lots of money make you want to leave 4chan? if anything i'd be posting here even more because i wouldn't have toil
Women drinking alcohol is repulsive Wine is tolerable maybe but anything else, no
>>220305048>>220305065>>220305084>>220305089Keep doing it the wrong way then.
>>220304966when i wake up in the morning whatever vodka is left in my glass gets topped up with some orange juice for a nice little pick me up
>>220305120gfberg drinks a bottle of wine a day and i do heroin, we don't judge each other
>>220305122from my point of view its the right way actually
>
Lying in my incelbed
>>220305116Not him but this place is pretty poisonous to the old brainberg
Fish and chips for tea tonight lads, well 2 jumbo sausages and a fish cake with chips to be precise, can't wait
>>220305131Get this man a childI need him raising children immediately
leftypol pleading with rorke to get a boybortion after a drunken one-night-stand ended up getting him mpregrorke jamming out to madonna's "papa don't preach"
>>220305092>get email saying you've won a prize>click link to log in>right next to the log in box is an advert>ITS A ROLLOVERFFS
>>220305122imagine gatekeeping boozing lmaothe boys back in the day drank their wine from cups
>>220305092already know the jackpot wasn't won lad cos I got an email like that but won £3
>8% of women under 30 have an OnlyFans account in the UK >50% of children in the past 30 years have been abortedLowkey the UK deserves mass immigration as a punishment
Watch For All Mankind
>>220305150I dunno, I like coming here and posting shit I know will make people seethe, especially leftish shite I find in the news
>>220305166rasheed
>>220305155Get in lad
>>220305163>but won £3lmaooo enjoy your measly Three Pounds mate
>>220305155Lush x
>>220305158not gonna happen, we never have sex because my heroin use makes it so that i can no longer function as a man you see
cup of decaff early grey tea with a splash of unsweetened soya milk and it's lush
>>220305083
>>220305137>>220305144>>220305162Im just leaning into my ethnicity's stereotypes for comedic purposes
>>220305166OnlyFans needs to be bannedWe need more women going into prostitution
yo cody toss me a root beer bro
rec me a youtube video to watcha good one not one of your shit ones
>>220305155I'm going to be having 2 jumbo sausages too, but no chippy will be patronised if you catch my drift.
Got an 8:30 res at Dorsia
>>220305180Jew or boomer?
wonder if my ex has / had an onlyfans, i did find a video of her on pornhub before the purge
>>220305205I remember a hentai manga where the plot was about this virgin dude who finally got the courage to visit the brothel, booked an appointment and then found out he one hour with his our mum. Ill let you guess how it ended
Honestly mad how good the Pokemon Gen 5 sprites are compared to the later 3D gamesoozes soul
>>220305205OnlyFans needs to be required by lawI need to see what I'm getting beforehand. Bikinis aren't enough anymore.
>>220305232rasheed or cuckold?
>>220305223Big Jims big boozy bike triphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZk2jV5gJbM
The average of a first time mother in the UK now is 32For all of history in Northern Europe outside of disasters it was 22 years old
>>220305223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiTaVxYl5j0
>>220305299It's ovah
Am I still rangebanned?
>>220305299just aswell you impregnated a 22 year old woman then lad otherwise you'd look like a right mug moaning about it
>>220305176so that's why my dad is obsessed with this show
>>220305299fewer single mothers on tinder though
>>220305322No I'm a trucel
>>220305270this is kino
>>220305339a few? i heard there's loads
going to buy pokemon sword again dont think i gave it a fair chance
>>220305363It's decent
>>220305176I thought that was Mia Melano initially
need convincing that muscles aren't important so i don't start doing steroidsthe roids are within the proverbial hand's reach, all my mates are on thembut i don't wanna start just to look better
BATARI BATARIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
>>220305374>Mia MelanoMental how her dad drove her to BLACKED
>>220305322Have never understood this argument.
incels and worrying about fertility ratesname a more...
I am 38 years old. Am I too old for a pair of Nike trainers? What should I wear if yes.
>>220305373apparently the dlc is excellent but i sold it to cex before it came out
pokemon is slop
might go outside and wander about aimlessly
cheese toastie on the 'reman
>>220305382Whatever you do, get a health check up. Don't want to be a Zyzz
>>220305382The main muscles women care about are abs and shoulders Scientific studies found womens eyes lingered half a second longer to a man's abs than if he didn't have themSo unfortunately the muscles they are attracted to remain hidden
>>220305404i'm 40 and still wear air jordans ngl
>>220305374fapped to her just for the novelty of wanking to an athletewasn't that good. she was in pain with markus
>>220305404boots
>>220305299rorke told me that 13 was the normal first age for sex in history and that women over 18 are hags
Time to get chopping
>>220305401I guess people who aren't plumbers shouldn't worry about blockages either.
>>220305363its the second best they released on the switch after arceus for me
>>220305447-500 IQ if you think this is a valid analogy
>>220305395I don't think it was BLACKED I believe her first scene was on Vixen
Wahey
>>220305404Just wear what you fucking want for fuck's sake, 38 and still have playground mentality.
>>220305446knife cunt loves his knives
>>220305404You should have smarter options available but don't listen to neeks on here who pretend that everyone over 25 should be wearing boots or derbies at all times
weird to think that jerry seinfeld is a literal billionaire
nobody:not even the italians:ziedy: LOLgay porn: rorke: that's the way uh-huh, uh-hu i like it, i like it~800 year old poo: i have decomposed
rorke thinks women should get pregnant when "the milk is good"
>>220305460Fertility rates are a civilisational problem you fucking retarded mongoloid banterbrained spastic waste of life.
>>220305442Average man in the 17th century England was married at 27 and women at 24In the Mediterranean it varied significantly but generally was 18 for both partners but unlike Northern Europe older men frequently married teenage girls
>>220305322Men are oppressed by the matriarchy, shagging has never been harder for a man and easier for a woman
>>220305488Have sex then
>>220305486first time actually laughing out loud in this thread
>>220305488will you just fuck off back to /britfeel/ already mate
does mumsy still buy you an Easter egg (or Eid egg)?
and that's why I shag my own arse
>>220305486sc
>>220305488Insane how all you retards have been utterly brainwashed by boomer propaganda.Population decline is a good thing. The panic about fertility rates is an issue only for people with a pension. There is literally nothing wrong with have 1, 2 or no kids instead of 4+. There is literally nothing wrong with the population going from 75 million to 60 million. it would actually be a good thing for the country.
>>220305506no, BITCH, will be buying one for myself. who makes a nice one?
>>220305502Actual moron>>220305505Actual moron
>>220305506Yes, she likes to do nice things for me because she thinks I'm a lovely lad
Can't imagine knowing porn actresses by nameHave to be a right gimp to know that
put my balls in a press and squeeze out the delicious nut juice for a healthy breakfast replacement
>>220305482Jerry Seinfeld fucked a 17 year old in America when he was 39 yet remains uncancelled
>>220305270i only get the taste of it after the first bottle of vodka
>>220305539Nothing wrong with that
>>220305531A mealy mouthed reply
Well, /brit/?
>>220305539>Gimp Boomer term
>>220305539Does not brain not function properly? It is not capable of absorbing and retaining knowledge?
>>220305446taking the shit
>>220305539>memorises JAV codes
>>220305526Factor demographics into this equation smart boy.
do you smoke cigarillos like a fag or like a cigar o
>>220305573name a single thing wrong with our population going back to 60 million or something boomers can get fucked
>>220305548did he shag dua lipa from the future? there was some stuff about time travel in the epstein files and he is jewish, so maybe he performed the first test run
>spelling error Uh oh somebody is rattled
>>220305506refuse to waste my money unless they come with an egg cup and a mug
>>220305528The malteser one is quite good there's bits of malteser all throughout the shell and there's usually 1 or 2 Malteaser bunnies in the box too.>>220305533same even though I'm a wretched cretin
>rustlers burgoid in my fridge i have no memory of buyingguess that is luncheon sorted
>>220305548living the dream
>>220305539
do you think he typed "Actual moron" twicewhy didn't he just quote them both and write it once?
>>220305548literally nothing wrong with this
>>220305592It rhymes with masheed
Takes so long to downlod
OH LAWD DEM RANGS
>>220305642err you alright mate? do you require assistance?
>>220305632how do you expect the population goes back to 60 million while importing 15 million of them?
>>220305616Yes, I did type it twice. Considering my IQ has been tested at 156, such functions are essentially automatic for me. I wanted each one to know that they are unique morons.
>>220305642Think your camera has lost its specs haha
>>220305657When all boomers die the UK will become wholesome mixed race island
>>220305657Oh, I see. Never mind.
>>220305669different problem with a entirely different solution.
>>220305663If you're so smart how come you haven't figured out how to procreate?
Love it when you lot get eagerly and smugly taken in by obvious bait.
why is no one have babies!!!!!- incel who spends his life on /brit/ instead of having sex
just tried reeses peanut butter creme egg. vile!
deadmau5 - Re_Jaded, good choon that
let's be honest lads, women are icky and sex is gross, none of it for me thank you
>>220305705Bet you also love big smelly cocks up your fat ass
>>220305690Intelligence and actual fertility are negatively correlated within a certain range.
stinks of shippy in here
>>220305744>i am far too smart to be having sex
talking to an 18 year old twink on grindr
too smart to shag: a rorkish tale
>>220305737You wake up a psychopath with an identity crisis?
any depressed little pessimistic shell of a man in?
>I am 38 years old
>>220305744Correlation is not causation althougheverbeit
tried making eye contact with some prospective females on my incelwalk but I am too revolting people avoid even looking in my direction
>>220305491yes rorke just says that to cover up his attraction to children
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
>>220305769yeah, but I keep tryingx
>>220305758Did you have to translate it to even conceive of it, you dunderheaded addlepate?
>>220305731ktwm until I stopped taking anti depressants and started doing more exercise, now I’ll eat and lick days old unwashed fanny haha
I don't feel personally responsible for the future of civilisation or "the white race" or anything. I go to work and pay my bills and spend my free time as I please. If civilisation dies out or the oceans dry up or it all becomes a sea of brown people, I don't care. It's nothing to do with me.
incellious in here today
going to go to the shop to buy wine and then i will drink the wine
>>220305781KTIM!!!!
>>220305806And then?
/brit/ becomes a madri lad longhouse whenever a real incel nigga speaks on it
>>220305804that's me, incellious wretch, esq
>>220305806what wine you getting?a full-bodied Argentine malbec perhaps?
>>220305800Must be comforting, that kind of thinking simply does not sit well with me
>>220305815then i'm going to fire up the barbeque and cook all the meat
still calling each other incels and virgins like a gaggle of teenage girls
>>220305815no thats it for /brit/oids we drink to excess then sleep
drinking wine is gayer than cum on a mustache
Do not Change Your clockstomorrow !!Youare NOTa Timelord ..Ok ..Concede your Clock !!
Stuffing uncooked sausages up my butt while moaning softly
>>220305833it feels like a sauvignon blanc sort of day
Escort I was meant to see yesterday cancelled on meI tried to meet her a few weeks ago but she cancelled on me then tooUseless COW
>>220305856we all hate you
>>220305833nta I'm getting a romanian pinot noir
fucking CORRR
>>220305851nothing gay about a bag of goon laddy
>>220305856I changed mine last week sorry!
>>220305870porn is a lot cheaper and you don't have to leave your incel fortress
>>220305851Don't think it is actually. Personally think gay sex is probably gayer than anything else you can do, really.
>>220305856the old Mousey is BACK!
What’s happened to helperladHaven’t seen him
>>220305879lovely lassx
Mad how in Australia a gooncave is actually their wine cellar
>>220305901jail for being a literal nonce
a clue gained
>>220305901Hopefully a very painful suicide and you can do the same
girls can't help but get jealous over each other best they can do is realise before they woman moment
get so fucking upset when i remember how much life i've missed out on, never went to a signle party, never kissed a girl let alone talked to one, only had a couple friends and they moved awasy and stopped talking to me, still get nightmares almost every night of my school years
Meltdown!!!!!!!Haha just like old times x
>>220305901Fuck off back to /britfeel/ you little retard
>>220305912No need for that is there
>>220305911corr that's lush x
>>220305901Helperlad reminds me of a story my dad told me when I was younger about the local postman who would literally go out his way to help anyone who needed it and would go above and beyond if need be. Used to tell me he was also the nicest man he had ever met. When the postie died less than 10 people went to his funeral.Nice guys finish last.
OH MY LE HHECKIN SCIENCE HE HAS ONKY GONE AND CUKFIN POSING IT AGAINAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAYAYYAAYAYAYAYES HAHAHAHAA
>>220305925why does he look like seasideMARK
>>220305952*Fewer than
>>220305879the dream
>>220305893Sex is way better thoughNothing beats pounding a woman while making eye contact with her or having her swallow your cum
>>220305952shut the fuck up HHL you utter embarrassment
>>220305964end your lifedo your fat single mother a favour
>less than 10 people went to his funeral.
>>220305952that's literally just the plot of The Fall by Camus
>seaside mark>corr it lush x>"random" unprompted questions about helperlad>rants about fertilityis /r9k/ down or something, what the fuck is this
>>220305983LOOOOOL
>>220305985decent effort fair play
>235 × 245
>>220305597Lush x
>>220305944this lad ordering half a fry up
>>220305994it's all Tilde btw
/brit/ is a woman respecting general, take your incellious guff elsehwere pronto
>>220305970is that her fucking bra showing through her suit?my god Britain unironically needs Islam, I used to think mass migration was some kind of punishment but maybe it's a blessing in disguise
xCG (Expected Clues Gained)
>>220226988new when ready
Blacked broke my brainDon't wank to anything else nowBizarre mind
>>220306024it's a top
>another dating app like>it's ANOTHER asian/african on passport modeEvery fucking time
Escortmaxxing is the way to go in the big 2k26
>>220306024>braMONG MONG MONG
>>220306053>>220306053>>220306053
>>220305985he's put in a shift there right before his solo holiday to Thailand as well
>>220306049Hate this so muchYou should be able to disable it, but they want you to get your hopes up and pay for premium so you can see your likes
>>220306062>>220306062>>220306062
>>220305898
>>220306071nah he's deffo a bender in a committed relationship with another middle aged bloke who wears hawaiian shirts
