Wait... westerners don't clean their ass with water after shitting? seriously?
when your hands are dirty, you clean them with water and soapwhen your body is dirty, you clean them by taking a shower or bath, with water and soapwhen something is dirty, you clean it with water and soapbut when your ass is dirty from LITERAL SHIT coming out from it... you just use tissue? and anal sex is infamously done in the west, so.... what the fuck?
first I do dry toilet paper, then wet paper towel(no I don't flush it), then dry toilet paper again. It works. I have an especially hairy asshole, so it's a lot of work.
>>220305304it's unnatural
>>220305304i do. but i don't use a bidet, i take a shower after i'm done shitting. not a full shower, just cleaning my behind with soap and water. people think i am strange.
>>220305355water is unnatural?
Westerners live like pigs because they eat pigs
>be me>wake up in the morning>have my one and only shit of the day because Western diet not filled with da spice>wipe>immediately take a shower >get dressed >leave my big beautiful Western house to go to my big important highly paid Western job>no extra water wastedWe’re just more efficient than you
>>220305351dingleberry finn
>>220305389what if you want to shit during the day? there will be leftover shart on your pantsu.
Look at our streets compared to yours. We've made discoveries about the removal of shit that you're still decades away from.
It should be more common. This is a legitimate point of weakness.
the lion doesnt wipe or wash his ass
They finger themselves with tissues everytime they do it, this is why they're prone to hemorroids and homosexuality.
>>220305304They wash their hands with their urine
>>220305304I don't get it either
>>220305699Ok? why do you clean your streets but not your ass?
>>220305351you should shave your ass~
>>220305304I try to always have my shit in the morning so I can shower it off afterwards, but otherwise no, we suffer in nobidetmany
>>220305304News to me :^)
>>220305304Why? My shit isn't fluid or sticky
>>220306168I do clean it. Everyday. With soap and water.
>>220305304I do
>>220306234Shit particles can split off from the main poo and remain stuck to your arse even after wiping. It's why skid marks on underwear are a thing. You should wash your ass mister
>>220306376But not after you shit?you just ok with leaving shit residue on your pantsu?
If you have a problem with it GO BE A QUEER SOMEPLACE ELSE BOY
>>220306196I used to bring a bo'oh o' wo'ah for emergency whenever I went outside when I lived in englishland
>>220306715did he use his own shit as sauce? lol
any western femail reading this i will gladly clean your pawg ass
>>220306689No, I don't have time to do that every time. I do it when I shower. If it was going to cause a problem, it would have by now.
>>220306752Mate if you think that's the colour of shit you need to see a doctor pronto.
not true. in italy bidets are mandatory in every household
>>220306946I didn't know that, are they actually mandatory?
>>220306196Can't you buy one for $5 and install it yourself.
>>220305351I do this aswell
>>220305304Your terrible diets require you to clean up more thoroughly
>>220307141Hell na
>>220307201What's your diet? burger and fish and chips?
>>220307029yep. health ministry decreehttps://www.indicenormativa.it/sites/default/files/Decreto%20Ministero%20della%20Sanita%2005-07-1975.pdf
>>220307251If he wants it why not?
>>220305304>>220305336yeah i bet you asian boys do keep it clean down there huh.
>>220305336if you have anal sex bidets isn't enough, you must clean your ass from the inside. I'm pretty sure faggots use douches/clysters