Sir Walter Ralegh edition
black harry potter be like>i solemnly swear i am from the hood
NoFapKegelsZincMagnesium GinsengJelqingEscortsAnyone else cockmaxxing?
Sir Gay Porn
>>220306085saving this one for the new were you
>>220306087Are you really doing all that just to throw it away on escorts?
>>220306085black snape be like 'you got yo mama's ass'
you know what's the funniest fucking thing that just randomly pops up in my head from time to time? vito from the sopranos with that hard hat on.
professor snape holding his wand sideways
>>220306105Nothing wrong with shagging escortsIt gives me pleasure and I get a mental kick out of it
>>220306053Pretty sad to think most British kids probably don't even know who he was
anything worth living for going?
black [Harry Potter and or Snape] be like [joke I saw on Xitter]
>>220306117whats up vito
to be fair, i solemnly swear i am up to no good is probably also what black harry potter says
>>220306085
Shakespeare probably sounded like a pirate
>>220306085OH LAWD DEM HOGSOH LAWD DEM WARTS
>>220306132shut the fuck up you boring incel cunt
>>220306141screaming can't wait for this to be reposted in thumbnail resolution
playing this on speaker whenever I drivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFOXTAPfXBI
get the thomas the tank engine IMDB ratings chart posted
>>220306154everyone back then probably sounded weird as fuck, especially given how weird some of the older accents like northumbrian, cornish, county durham etc. sound even now
>>220306155
>>220306172thomas the tanked in ratings more like
>>220306134rorkeus my boy
>>220306172more of a tugs man
remember that yank lad who livestreamed himself shooting a bunch of nwords at that grocery place?
>>220306170IM A LEAN MEAN SPEED THINGY
I approve of the new McGonagall
>>220306199me personally? cranky the crane. He knows what's up
manager is a fucking bitch
>>220306172can't imagine what a bad episode of thomas the tank engine would be likealso why does s10 have twice as many episodes
Anton Lesser as Ollivander is the only good casting in the new Potter series
>>220306194this looks fun
>>220306123I'm not saying that. I'm saying all that other shit is a senseless waste on hookers.>>220306141I remember that thread. Good times.
>>220306205VOTE QUIMBY
>>220306236it's good but it's also an absolute waste of a very good actor on a nothing part
Sir Tom Riddle
>>220306210Professor McGoonagall
>>220306194wogwarts sounds better
Yes like that
going for a walk to grab a meal dealneed a change of scene
>>220306230usually filler that doesn't advance the plot or develop any of the charactersin comparison to absolute THOMASKINO such as the episode they all get stuck in a flooded mine or the introduction of the "thin controller" as the fat controller's nemesis
luke lidler
Melvyn DownesBad ass mother effer!!
I don’t understand how Harry Potter is still popular, is it just women keeping it alive?
reckon hannibal lecter was gay or at least bisexual
Go ahead, be our guest (friend)
Tek dat BWC
mares
>>220306308for many people in their thirties it is the only book series they ever read
>>220306205Ow, my ovaries
made 20 quid on the horses already todaywill stop now and take the win
>>220306128...nh
beautiful songs with silly lyrics?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWE7sWHUH4
If you choose to
I defo would’ve been in the SAS if I wasn’t stuck in a office job
>>220306369Fuck it, double down
>series planned for 10 years>cast an 80 year old as dumbledoreso it's going to happen AGAIN
>>220306053Fun fact: Raleigh, North Carolina is named after Sir Walter Raleigh. Everyone knows this.But did you know that there is a town in Missouri that is also named after him? The name of the town is Rolla. That's how they pronounced it, so that's how they spelled it.
>>220306396Who's gonna take over?Last time had two Irishmen
>>220306329He's quite zesty in the Mads Mikkelsen version. Never seems gay though just zesty and evil in a controlled way. Decent show tbf, shame it got cancelled.
Yes, best notAnd uh, stay away from his school
>>220306085sc
simon Hackett got punched in the head and became a vegetable, 7 years later his lengerz wife is still with him how the fock?????
>>220306396I'd have legitimately cast a 50-60 year old and used makeup, Dumbledore isn't supposed to be infirm.
i saw the hogwarts "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
>>220306450JBW
>>220306359That’s fucking grim.
bored
>>220306450some people are just good, rorke
BWC Empire
BWCs look like battered sausges from the chippyLushberg
Got an 8:30 rez at KFC
Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220306519DEH
>>220306450>if she leaves him, she looks like the biggest bag of shit in the world>if she stays with him, she can just lock his wheels and go do whatever she wants and live off welfare
Fucking love smoking I can’t lie Nothing else comes close
She's brewing
>>220306528Senjougahara for me
>>220306553lovely
>>220306423yeah good show but i resented how every episode had absolutely psychotic displays of violence and yet there was no swearing or nudity at all, fucking weirdo yanks yeah
PIP interviewtoil booked nervous x
>>220306579mad how leng she is
clocks go forward tonight one hour left in your smelly incel pits
Rorke ordering Matt Goodwin’s book that he wrote with ChatGPT
35 minutes until fitgirl repacks is finished
>>220306586Hope you smash it king
>>220306597why change the clocks on a random day in march?
>>220306579imagine her legs locking around you as you try to pull out and you just cum and cum and cum and cum DEEP in that womb
https://youtu.be/sc5iTNVEOAg?si=ccy7f7PN3H1V-TcaCan we 4get about the things I said when i was drunk?I didn't mean 2 call u that :(
>>220306579
>>220306423one my favourite shows ever. apparently mads almost got fired when they started filming because nbc executives didn't like him
>>220306501baja blast por favor
>>220306624For the farmers for whom we owe so much
>>220306053ahh, the father of my city...
>>220306623i'm nonbinary please don't use gendered language
>>220306639RoaringWhy is the Grauniad like this
>>220306639And these people pester you for money as if they're somehow worth it.
>>220306578yeah but it all very aesthetic
>>220306644armpit eroticshame her character in that film was literally just an ipod advert
what is the correct lasagne layer order?meat>sauce>pasta?meat>pasta>sauce?pasta>sauce>meat?
>>220306639This was written by his anal parasites
>>220306684it's not a real headline genius
arse lad night
>>220306505isn't she that spacker lad's wife?
so many wheeler dealers out there trying to rip you offwhat ever happened to honour
>>220306716Isn't the fact that I thought it was real ITSELF an indictment of the loony woke world we inhabit?
the alcohol demons are tormenting methey want me to submit
>>220306736my da's watching that right now
pip ask you if you need help using the bathroom and washing yourself and stuffif you don't need help with at least one of those you're a bit fucked really
>>220306739no not really
>>220306757smile!
>>220306755i'm not referring to anything on tvjust a guy ripping me off with my laptop
Hopefully the upcoming economic crash forces more women into prostitution tbqh
>>220306742ktim I can't submit though because I really can't afford this shit
ill just say i can never remember to cook or clean and i end up going hungry
>>220306639made me check to see if it was real
>>220306757Hair transplant is non-negotiable here really. There's nothing you can do if you are bald and have a weird head shape
you lads braced and ready for the clocks to go forward an hour tonightI'm sat in my chair braced for impact personally
>>220306639>LGBTQIP+did his cat walk over his keyboard?
>>220306761Do you often notice rooms going quiet when you speak?
>>220306639>lgbstip
>>220306804I'll be asleep
>>220306829no not really
due to your anxiety and depression? can see them accepting that answer but it's quite rare for them to care about depression
would be mad and mental that
>>220306804How can they just do that, it's not fair
When will they release a vaccine for the mental healths
What if you just fill up your car with petrol and don't pay?
>>220306804
>>220306793according to their criteria "cooking" is specifically doing something with like two ingredients, as in cooking some pasta and a tin of tomatoesmicrowaving a rustlers doesn't really count as being able to cook according to them
>>220306700i don't know, i'm not a 35 year old man trying to impress his parents
>>220306802>Oi I'm an Anglo-Saxarn colournist in scortlarnd arnd hate trannies burt lurve African men
>>220306873police will get you
>>220306873they have cctv retard
researching domestic abuse as a gaff
>>220306757Start a war in Iran or Lebanon.
>>220306885>Anglo-Saxarnlol seething jock
>>220306885are you going to come here and do this paltry routine every day
>>220306804They went forward weeks ago
sam fender looks fat now
Oh I do like to be beside the YouKay seaside
the cocks go forward tonight
wish I was dead
zoomers will never know the pure thrill of getting in trouble at school and then getting home before your parents to delete the message that the school left on the answering machine
>>220306700always start with bottom layer of sauce, otherwise the bottom will burn
why do they always say YouKay instead of UKi don't understand what's meant to be upsetting or offensive about it
w2c
>>220306880then i won't even have to lie :)
>>220306700the sauce and meat should be one thingmeatsauce>pasta>cheese>meat sauce>pasta>cheese and repeat till the pan is full
went to the shop to buy wine and now i am drinking the wine
here comes the rain
>>220307021Needless to ask what happens after
>>220306931Lmao you can't even pronounce a monosyllable>>220306932Yes
Arse gets blacked tonight
>>220306980i say it like "uhk", one syllable. like a neanderthal noise
are Americans still only claiming 13 deaths lol
>>220306980because 'UK' means something, it is an abbreviation of United Kingdom and has a lot of history behind it
i find outback steakhouse deeply offensive, it's like doing blackface but for australians
thomas the drank engine jeeeez
>>220307034the day writes itself from here
he downloads videos from twitter so he can post them here as ragebaitthis is his life
watch out ladshe's got a pol webm folder and he isn't afraid to use it
burning down the house
>>220307052And all of them are from friendly fire. And their ship exploded because of a tumble drier, first time in history.
>>220307052there are gonna be a ton of cases of Gulf War III syndrome when this is all said and done
mad how you can be on an above average salary living with your parents with almost no living expenses saving close to 2 grand a month and STILL be eligible for PIP
off to tesco
>>220306980It’s how the ethnics say itThere’s no England now except in the footie and Great Britain has been reduced to Team GeeBee at the Olympics
he comes out like 2x a year
>>220307065it's also not a very good restaurant
don't see why i should be sober at toil when i can do my job just fine on meth, in fact even better
>>220307014goodtry to remember it's a points based system as well overall, they won't be particularly swayed by emotional appeals or how bad you are now compared to before, it's just based on what you can and can't do
hilarious how performative ordering food at a restaurant ismen will get the rare stake (as bloody as you can please!) with beer and no salad to look as tough as possible women will go for the salad, wine and wholemeal whatever the fuck tboth insecure as fuck go home and feast on slopa nation obsessed with the pretence and appearance
>>220307065The only thing that bothers me about it is anyone thinking we might have anything resembling a proper barbecue culture.
Iran is Aryan as fuck
>>220306885okay just be sure they always wear a condom
im going to say the n wordmrs obamba get down
>>220307125vpnyank
it's in the oven
>>220307095get me some of those mint choc chip cookies the big ones yeahx
>>220307125mind reading?
>>220307015as in cheese sauce
Never forget
>>220307151wrong.i doubt yanks care this much about what drinks people ordercan you imagine someone shouting "BENDER!" in america if someone ordered a cocktail?
>>220307176sc
Just seen this
LOL she posted the same image but smaller again hahahaha
>>220307125i dont think this is how most people are at a restaurant in fact
>>220307164it's clear from the fact that at home people will eat and drink anything but not in public unless it aligns with the normsit's also clear from all the runts here who think they're showing their masculinity by telling us they don't drink stuff that's "for faggots" when in reality nobody cares
um
>>220307224Um that's a pone
>>220307125I like having dinner with women as an ugly bloke because they see zero sexual value in me and so they expecting nothing of me. Can order a couple of cocktails and pizza and they won't even bat an eyelid
>>220307127something something overcooked shitty beef sausages from coles with potato salad (also from coles) something something
>>220307202just looked at this post from really far away
>>220307125https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774709567579391.webm
no ponies
>>220307213i worked in a restaurant, it was the same story ever time a couple came ingirls wanted to seem sophisticated by drinking prosecco and champaign while men had to make a big show of not drinking it and wanting beer
roff
aff tae bed
>champaign
>>220307227talking about your image
>>220307242mate of mine has a smoker and that baby can turn coles sausages into something truly special
>>220307267bit fucking early
roke
>>220307248why did they have to have a random shot of the restaurant exterior at the endrhetorical question because it's an advertisement
>>220306450she can shag around, what's he going to do?
>>220307248is Chili's the yank equivalent of a Spoons? (ie cheap food, cheap drinks, but a generally decent place to go after work)
drinking wine and playing dave the diver
10 minutes into the incel walk and it started raining so came home
>>220306450thats his sister and he died
>>220307255again this seems like a vast generalisation but even if it weren't what is the cutting insight?men tend to prefer beerwomen tend to prefer wine
>>220307313can't imagine i use anything like that many litres a day
>>220307324that's whats put me off the ol' 'celwalk todaytoo windy, wet, cold
>>220307324a true incel would be more motivated to walk in the rain
In scotland we don't get water bills it's all included in council tax, completely uncoupled from usage so I just leave all the taps on all day. English people pay for it. You pay for my water.
>>220307277wtf she looks like my cousinberg
have to learn to live without boozeberg
suns out buns out simple as
>>220307350im not even an incel. i've had sex. i'm just stealing your culture
>>220307282tired x
night night x
>>220307324Fakecel
>>220307328ah yes a certain group of men who just happened to have been brought up in a particular socioeconomic environment have developed a wholly different palate to a different group of men brought up in a different socioeconomic environment preference has nothing to do with this. rich men will openly drink wine. working class men think it's for homos. people will drink something they hate to fit in. pathetic.
been meaning to invest in a raincoat and maybe some wellies so i can incelwalk in the rain but i keep forgetting
>>220307303yanks have like a billion spoons equivalents
>>220307407reckon it would be nice to do sex with her
bit of crewe vs oldham, don't mind if I do
What -cels are you lads? For me>mentalcel>bacnecel >friendcel
eva-green-nude-sexy-10.jpg
>>220307407ummy! um!
>>220307367Im not an incel either I have sex regularly with my girlfriend im stealing incel culture too
>>220307405don't bother replying to me btw i'm going out for a drink nowand i shall be drinking whatever the fuck i want(cider and brandy)
>>220307313Anglo-Saxons having luxurious baths every day
In real life if you ever find yourself itching to clap back with "actually I do have sex" in any situation, never say that. It's quite possibly the most virginous virginity indicator you could hit out with.
Rorke slipping on his Thomas the Tank Engine Wellington Boots just to go smoke in the Asda car park and get avoided by all his neighbours cats
sir socioeconomic environment
>>220307242Exactly.>>220307281But most aren't like that. It's just some fuckwit overcooking thin sausages while everyone gets drunk and then eats pavlova.
EVERYBODY AT THE BAR GETTING TIPSY
>>220307408>investthat's not an investment, that's a purchase. you mug.don't use words if you have no idea what they mean, it's why you're poor.
>>220307407>Francaises*juifes
>A wildlife park in southeast England has euthanized an entire wolf pack after the group’s dynamic broke down, leading to escalating conflictDoing a think
>>220307313wow you guys are amateurs
mental how I can’t get pussy
>>220307454zoos aren't good for animals whoever would have guessed
>>220307341I drink 80 liters a day
I have never had sex, group dynamics have broken down. Begin the lethal injections.
thought the um gimmick was only for gays and tranniesdont like seeing it associated with real women
>>220307457nation of terrible pooers
>>220307460have you tried?
>>220307407English men and French women were meant to be together. If only we had won the 100 years war the World would be a far better place
>>220307447wrong
>>220307460Just get on AdultWork Treat yourself to a 'scort
>>220307165no, as in a mixture of shredded mozzarella and ricotta/cottage cheese, then shredded mozzarella on top
my taxes go into the pockets of bbc employees that write articles about clav
>>220307341my showers are anywhere between 75 and 110 litres. it is a very luxurious shower albeit
>>220307454inauspicious omen
err
does /brit/ like rachel mcadams?
lol kash patel google account got hacked by Iranian hackers and they leaked his gooner account
>>220307497yeah that's maybe how yanks make lasagnes it's not how the rest of the world does
>>220307457genuinely how do you use upwards of 100L flushing your toilet in a single day
remember I saw an eastern European prostitute once and she was all dissociated and traumatised looking was very grim
>>220307517Whats he into? Blacked im guessing like most pakis
>>220307524Sounds hotDid you fuck her?
>>220307513depends, what was she in again? mean girls?
>>220307457>Canadians get through 100Ls of water every day just flushing the toiletthe fuck are you lot eating over there? most toilets are 5-10L per flush - are you lot actually flushing 20+ times a day?
>>220307513ye
>>220307524Hot
Youtube just recommended me this blackel vid
>>220307535yes and other things
>>220307513got peng in her 30s, didn't like her before that
Might do the Patrick Bateman mirror flex next time I fuck an escort.
>>220307480we're just peeing all the time from drinking so much water
probably flush my toilet too much, going to cut back on that
>>220307555never seen a single one of these
>>220307534yh tried to do it missionary but she freaked out so did it doggy
>>220307572one of the boons of pissing in the sink
>>220307555>Age 15I uhh no comment
>>220307524>>220307577
>>220307577>missionary but she freaked outWhy?
mental how fit they are
parents just nicked me adhd meds for their bloody pub quizgonna be fucking fuming if they moan about insomnia
>>220307617big arses too thanks to the gym
>>220307617Who?Women under 20?
Missionary is the best sex position with an escort Especially pounding away with eye contact
>>220307607dunno suppose looking at me made it more real she just panicked
me to the gf when we're on my holiday itinerary
her eyes would be level with my chest because I'm not 5'4" but you do you big man
>>220307490>giving your id
>>220307523>>220307536it said bathing and laundry too, not just toilet mogging. but we are a bit spoiled here, we have the most fresh water in the world
been invited out to a meal, will have to listen to shaggers talk about the shags they've had
>>220307659that is the italian city holibobs motive right there mate
rip ian curtis just heard the news
Doggy is a rubbish sex position, no idea why it's so popularMissionary and cowgirl are good69 is nice, as is face sitting
>>220307686why would they talk about that over dinner
>>220307686>go on then anon, you've been a bit quiet. tell us about your latest shag!
not sure what the use case of a chisel is
>>22030769669 is a meme, it's very awkward
>>220307709four score and seven years ago
>>220307696i prefer 67
>>2203076962 of those are passiveyour gay
BUILD THE NEW
>>220307747>>220307747>>220307747
>>220307714Really isn't It's intimate Give her bum a spank when she puts her pussy on your face
