just a lazy little man me

>>220307747
omg
umsquirrel

never liked eye contact when I was in my sex-having era. too self-conscious and makes me just hyperfixate on whether she is enjoying it or not then I stop being in the moment and get anxious and lose my erection

tried wendys for the first time and it was absolute dog food genuinely worse quality than rustlers burgers and the hot food you get at the co op

There's no point dating or approaching women. They're awful and there's literally no point jumping through hoops for them.

More men need to start escortmaxxing. Skip the games. Just treat women as sex objects, fuck them and make women understand their role.

the second-hand twitter/reddit/tiktok/etc shite posted on here makes me wonder why the hell people actually use any of it

>>220307793
it looks shit. had popeyes the other day, about the same as kfc

>>220307779
Who cares? She's there for your pleasure.
Take viagra if you're worried about losing hardness.

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>>220307802
I choose not to use TikTok because I know I'd spend too long looking at coombait.

i'm a plump little man! and i'm going to the shops!

>>220307786
where's his cock?

>>220307828
then would you for the love of god fuck off posting these literal who women you utter worthless lobotomite

>>220307829
good luck plumpchum on your quest for sweeties, no doubt

Might have an Aldi 'zza for tea

>>220307802
women use them to get validation by posting images that people interact with and to see what other women do to get validation so they can copy it. men use them to give women validation and wank

>>220307793
the only neo-yank fast food chain i've tried that was decent was taco bell

>>220307814
popeyes is at least consistently okay KFC is barely edible 90% of the time and peng the other 10

>>220307814
had popeyes once and thought it was ok but kfc mogs it

>>220307829
come back quickly so i can plump you x

>>220307747
up the reds

>>220307829
Waddle away xx

>>220307865
That's a man

foresty forest he lives in a van

full Scottish breakfast at wetherspoons on the cards tomorrow

>>220307937
man (hopefully)

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>>220307952
Runtchow

had a dream where my former classmate had a giant cock and some milf was sucking on it (I was just watching in envy)

>>220308000
you are fucking demented

>>220308000
you know it's bad when you can't even get a shag in your own mind

Yeah take that big white cock

I feel like Sir 4chan would defend AI slop these days seen as public opinion is leaning against AI slop.
Would I be correct in my estimation?

>>220307964
gp

>>220308017
Who said that

>>220308000
this is what 4 years of a 3 day operation does to a mans brain

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saw this in my neighbours garden earlier. think it's an albeano robin or something?

>>220308059
baby magpie

simpcity still can't send out password reset emails
still can't make a new account
i am dying without access to my favorite titcows

>>220308059
that's a pied wagtail
lovely little lads they are

>>220308059
that's the fabled zebratit

>>220308059
gay porn

>>220308072
werks on my machine

>>220308021
I mean people will make it whether you or I or anyone likes it. The genie is out of the bottle as they say.

One thing that does annoy me though is being around people watching AI content and them not realising it's AI. They can't be convinced either since they lack the fundamental brainpower so you have to just sit there and bite your tongue.

Since I've started escortmaxxing my attitude towards women has greatly improved.
I no longer care what they think and simply treat them as disposable.

>>220308080
You are correct

>>220308080
based bird knower

>>220308096
wish she'd get her tuppence out and that lauren would show literally anything

>>220308096
ok, I like that one

>>220308033
not you, dicklet

reckon the lasagne's coming out in five or 10 mins

>>220308136
I'm not white

>>220308096
her fanny's out

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772558448233659.webm

chemsex toil on the horizon

>>220308164
kazakhstan or something. dont really have the energy to hate women anymore

>>220307937
posted the ugly trannies again award

>>220308190
whats that

https://vocaroo.com/17WoBe3uKyGE

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769108724392291.mp4

>>220308236
You know how straight people go out to dinner or the movies as a date?
Gays go to orgies where they do crack and fantasize about molesting children instead

>>220308281
dont think thats right

>>220308276
>no bush
can’t be arsed lads

you want the thick thighs pussy salad

Women drinking alcohol other than wine, going to the gym, and having tattoos are all deeply unattractive traits.

>>220308214
he's fit

I’ve heard that there is basically a gay mafia in most major cities where powerful bumders get together, shag each other at big sex parties with young lads and do poppers and drugs and stuff, and then afterwards network and discuss business and stuff.

Apparently it’s basically like the equivalent of straight guys going golfing and talking business on the green, except it’s in a gay sauna and you’ve got a twink bouncing his ringpiece up and down on your cock.

Dislike women that don’t drink beer

i don't mind what drinks other people like or don't
it's up to them

If you squash a cockroach you're a hero, if you squash a butterfly you're a villain.
Morality is neither objective nor rational - it is of an aesthetic and emotive character.
Do you understand?

women

>>220308338
horrible. dreadful

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>>220308021
I’ve had a lot of fun generating random stuff

>>220308392
>>220308397
they should drink my piss

got no confidence

>>220308445
Ktimberg

I am too intellectually advanced to waste my time here. What the hell am I doing...

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The lasagne is out and now it must rest while I prep some veg

genuinely unironically actually sincerely fucking HATE women

>>220308455
lush

>>220308478
ktim

>>220308445
politicians after losing a vote of no confidence

I am the transexual Hegel. No, I won't share in insights.

they are all evil every single one of them
and they're stupid as fuck
i just hate them so much bros

>>220308455
corr

>>220308478
kys incel + apologise to your mother

Deindustrialisation is peng
No more nasty chemicles
Lushberg

Wimmin is a myskery

>>220308525
no and no i will not because she is one of the reasons i hate women x

>>220308518
iktf

>>220308518
See >>220308525

>>220308478
Basado

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>>220308525

what do you think of our brit english? think we're more english than you lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFvzPWiTCS4

might put the lamp on

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>think we're more english than you lot

>>220308338
there’s an interesting conspiracy theory about gay men in both the Californian tech scene and venture capitalist industry who hate women and are secretly in a silent war with second wave feminism.

windberg onamadone

Talking to some girls on discord rn
They are nice

>>220308561
Can't wait you're a local news headlines being sent to prison for some weird sex crime / stalking / school shooting threat

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in my day we had LAN parties and drank bawls

>>220308536
Haha yeah let's all work at coffee shops

>>220308553
See >>220308545

>>220308600
how big are their willies?

>>220308606
I drink bawls all day just because i like it so much

i thought poppers were illegal but theyre not so im going to buy some

Dunno what's going on with the escorts in my city
They all seem AWOL
Might need to punt further afield

>>220308598
Yeah, I’ve heard this about Peter Thiel and his crew. Wouldn’t surprise me if it were true, a lot of gay men are very misogynistic.

i say we simply abandon the isles to the hordes of migrants, and head to america so we can colonise the yanks the same we originally did to the natives

>>220308629
Your mum was drinking from my bawls last night

99% of clavicular hate is because he's autistic

This is a website for chuddy incel paedophiles and would be school shooters
goof ahh white boys who don't put in effort + feel hard done to because they don't have a gf (they've never even tried to directly ask a woman on a date)

Stop expecting the world to owe you something and work for it like your fathers did

Aryan Beast Mode activated.

>>220308680
Rorke:

>this handsome popular confident shagger is just like me actually!!

>>220308694
>goof ahh white boys
>white
nigga we are all ethnicels !!

>>220308694
>Stop expecting the world to owe you something and work for it like your fathers did
This is a myth
Relationships really do just happen for normalfags without trying

>>220308712
you're all coconuts, oreos. whites mfers alive on the inside.

>>220308711
poor reading comprehension also bizarre conclusion please don't resepond to my posts again x

>>220308711
Nerotypical:
>The addict who has proof autism is actually like me

Your da pays prozzers to kiss them on the lips

When people say "put effort in" for women they mean jump through their arbitrary hoops for no guarantee of a relationship or sex.

It's why escortmaxxing is the way forward. Legalise brothels.

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fuck it all

>>220307747
Right well that's just a racist neonazi wankpuffin dogwhistle isn't it?

>>220308768
Or just be black and have access to all white puss

>>220308734
Yeah if you have an extended friend circle and go out then you naturally just end up with women assuming you’re not short or absolutely hideous
Cold approaching is for freaks

>>220308797
kek no, groidbeasts aren't attractive

me and the gf spend pretty much all our money on traveling and we rent a pretty small flat just to afford it. just can’t be arsed with settling down.

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>>220308596
>>think we're more english than you lot

>>220308821
post her arsehole

>>220308785
I did this on a plane once by mistake and was worried they thought I'd done it on purpose

it is so loud today I've had my earplugs in most of the day

>>220308815
?
All the women I know have had a black boyfriend

>>220308821
consoooooom

still not got dressed

>>220308803
Current gf has a perky ass but very narrow hips and kind of a weird shaped stomach, not fat
Kind of bothers me sexually

>>220308797
>>220308848
why is 4chan like this
you never see these people on any other site

Meditation is superior to drugs. I currently feel like i’ve necked a strong edible but instead of it being unpredictable and retarding I feel steady, calm, and can return to normal waking cognition at any moment. I feel at peace with God.

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True-ish but not 100% because christ tards did spend centuries beheading and burning alive anyone who disagreed with them

Currently funnelling weapons to Bangladesh in a clandestine manor

>>220308853
So if you had a baby with her she'd need a Caesarean or she'd die

Bro has chose a woman with dogshit genes

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>it is so loud today I've had my earplugs in most of the day

Travelling is such a hilarious waste of money
95% of the planet is Americanised, ZOGGED and has McDonalds everywhere.
>but muh culture
You can literally just go on the internet and look up images of any tourist site in the world

>>220308872
>feel at peace with God.
>God
Not real, grow the fuck up

>>220308878
ok

>>220308849
Pretty much the opposite of consumerism desu mate, we prefer to make memories and experiences rather than have “stuff”

>>220308862
is this a joke
the cuck posting epidemic is directly tied to redditors

>>220308900
How can I feel at peace with him if he’s not there? Explain that one Richard Dawkins.

>>220308878
Protestants spent 300 years burning women alive because they refused to sleep with them lmao

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I just wanna be Dutch bros

yet another twitter screenshot that i wont be opening

>>220308862
it's almost like it's dedicated intentionally subversive propaganda, really makes you think...

Rorke calling anyone that doesn’t live like a Moldovan hobo a consoomer

another rorkepost I won't be reading

>>220308914
reddit users are not writing cuck fantasies under normal posts though are they

wondering where it all went wrong for me, when did the life begin to get arsed up as it were

>>220308911
kek no, travelling is a form of consumerism
Your memories are paying thousands just to go somewhere

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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/poo%20for%20tea/country/gb/filter/text/

mum's taking me clothes shopping

>>220308917
So much European folklore and botanical knowledge was utterly destroyed and lost because 17th century incels burnt women alive for basically any reason they could think of, all in the name of the Christian religion

>>220308878
Never happened.

>>220308961
17 for me

>>220308979
98% of women burned for being witches were also accused of murdering their husbands.

bring back wretch as an insult

>>220308983
Denying history today are we?

the the footy acca looking ok at the mo

>>220308961
16

>>220309014
no footy on is there

>>220308979
witches are evil though mate

>>220309006
This is plainly and obviously false. I know so because I've researched it but even to a total retard it's clearly a lie.
Why would you lie in the internet? So obviously?

>>220308977
cool, what you going to get?

>>220308917
Those were Catholics. All the insane Protestants fucked off to America where they're still bothering us to this day

why do anything if you can just look at pictures of it instead?

>>220309037
next jeans
clarks shoes

>>220308979
Yea women are known for writing and preserving knowledge, not like cloistered christian incels

almost fit in my old jeans, big fat cunt me, but losing weight
x

Dadstein wants to get 'zza for tea

>>220309054
You think you're making a point but you're not

>>220309037
just looking really

>>220309058
x

Nothing wrong with killing witches.

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surely musk could put down 1bn on this and then tweet the exact number of times he bet on

>>220309063
We have a paki pizza on the way

>>220309063
kiza, proper za, dominos?

>>220309076
musk could pay anyone in the world to suck his cock

Never hear about Jains, Buddhists, Taoists, or Shintoists doing terror attacks now do you?

>>220308803
lush lush lush x

>>220309063
since i decided to get fit 4 years ago ive only had pizza once, and it cant be a coincidence that ive been depressed for that entire time period. whats the current consensus best pizza place?

>>220309098
She would never fuck your SWC albeit

>>220309066
The point is so clear I don't feel the need to reiterate or expound. Maybe you're just dumb?

>>220309023
yeah

>>220309075
Hexing you for this post

i theorise it's too early to go to bed

>>220309094
the Tokyo subway chemical one was buddhists

>>220309111
Dunning Kruger

>>220309091
He suggested Papa Johns

>>220309131
wtf why

>>220309142
does he play for bayern munich

>>220309143
love their garlic bread

Any girthy BWCs in?

>>220309131
No it was a new age cult called Aum Shinrikyo which was its own "religion". It was influenced by Christianity as much as Buddhism and it's leader claimed to be both Jesus and Maitreya.

>>220309115
My antimagic field nulls your hex

>>220309167
*slowly reveals my 5.5 inch bwc*
yep

>>220309152
done him kruger

>>220309076
it's peer to peer and you can see there's total volume of £3m so he wouldn't get £1bn matched, and if someone offered £1bn on one side it would crash the price and nobody would take itup

>>220308878
just anyone who disagreed with them for no reason at all yeh?

>>220309169
chatgpt response

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>National Leauge South (Div 6) is being ofifically broadcast on KSI's youtube channel

Guess this is the world we live in now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nTdH--47iY

>>220309006
Uh no. Studies of with trials in places like Scotland found the courts simply couldn't understand what the witches were saying, speaking rural languages like Gaelic, and the interpreters lied about their defence

Stick to Wikipedia edit wars, kid

>>220309191
Sorry that I'm not as retarded as you

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>with trials

>>220309042
Uh no. Beyond retardation post. Not even retardation just not knowing anything.

Virtually no "witches" were killed by Catholics.

got the melvins on

whats a kizza

Ever notice how male magicians in fantasy are wise bearded old men and female magicians in fantasy are ugly old hags?

>>220309210
s

Genghis Khan was a Tengrism extremist and a globalist

>>220309211
>Virtually no "witches" were killed by Catholics.
Bluds never heard of the inquisition or medieval Spain

ur mams a witch mate

coach primate

>>220309210
howl

>>220309244
sex woman

Taoist terror squads just flew a plane in the Gherkin! Oh my god!!!!

nowt wrong with that

>>220309233
You're responding to asf

>>220309233
The Spanish Inquisition, I presume, targeted mainly conversos who were former Jews who continued Jewish tradition so essentially Jews who were baptised to abuse this privilege.

Again, stick to Wikipedia edit wars

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I was gonna kick it up the other end and put it right in their fucking goal hole, but no dice

need some new creps

>>220309288
Historical revisionism is bad. If you're wrong just admit so rather than coping.

>>220309309
sc

Morning team, might get up

>>220309309
post the boxing vid

Sir Evil Millionaire

>>220309323
this is an ugly fat bloke in birds' clobber

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any candid man in?

got a cheeky vid in the bullring in bham today

How do I get free weed

Talking of ugly fat blokes. Here he is

>>220309317
Okay timmay

>>220309359
me? been here all day mate

>>220309244
imagine having sex with this woman and you're looking at literal demon, thank god i'm chaste

Not attracted to women stop posting them please

>>220309377
backshots and pronebone only for me ta

*American voice*: "thank god i'm chaste!"

Is it worth moving to another houseshare that is more modern, has new appliances, is in town but you're still sharing with the same amount of people?

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>>220309354

>>220309413
dont know

>>220309424
kin ell

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is this true
if I took a £10-20k paycut and moved to some third world country like Sheffield, would I live the life of a millionaire?

The code execution cannot proceed because VCRUNTIME140_1.dll was not found.

Any help??

>>220309439
work it out mate
rent might be 40% cheaper, everything else at most 10-20% cheaper

>>220309435
yes you do and now you're withholding information

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Which eras of history do you think have the best aesthetics and seem the most interesting

For me its
>American Wild West
>Victorian London
>Ancient Greece, Persia, Babylon
>14th Century Bohemia
>17th Century Pirate era
>70s Middle East
>2000s EU

>>220309449
install VCRUNTIME140_1.dll mate
x

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>>220309424
would love to date rape her

>>220309449
download VCRUNTIME140_1.dll and pop him in the folder

>>220309439
Let’s just keep you all contained in London please

>>220309449
is chatgpt broken?

> Prepare for driving restrictions and four-day working weeks as Iran war crisis deepens, warns former BP executive and No10 adviser
screaming

>>220308803
corr

>>220309464
reconstruction era america
the gilded age as it were

>>220309354
english women are built for the coal mine, there's no other explanation for the narrow rear and broad upper body

>>220309354
immensely brown coded post

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>>220309493
carmongs are going to be fucking seething

>>220309439
fuck off we're full

>>220309493
not the four-day working weeks

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leftypol and his mates at the chemsex meet up

>>220309484
Ai is the antichrist j refuse to use it

just received some disturbing news.
racismlad has given up racism for good.
he's wokelad now.

bird on the railing on my balcony keeping hopping down in front of the cat and taunting her
a dangerous game but i respect it

driving restrictions would never happen lmao how would they even enforce that you lot are retarded

>>220309524
>>220309477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR9tGikzKx0

>>220309557
Fuel rationing probably

>people escaping oppression in north korea to south korea
based
>people escaping oppression in eritrea, sudan, afghinistan to britain
wtf send them back

>>220309587
muslims are parasites tbf
koreans are top lads

bit of rationing would do you fat cunts some good tbf

Washing down the fluoxetine with a Monster Ultra Blue Hawaii

>>220309493
>four-day working weeks

praying this actually happens and becomes the norm

>>220309587
high iq vs low iq

>>220309587
Asian pussy just feels better

>>220309622
enjoy the heart palpitations

we straight up just don't need to live around wogs

doing an incel screech

just found out my dad supports Reform :\ he wants fewer immigrants for some reason I don't get it

what is eritrea

>>220309424
SNIFFFFFFF

I'd castrate and marry you in a heartbeat

Not only do I lack any kind of social or romantic life it brings an immense amount of self-loathing on top of the crippling loneliness

>>220309664
it is to ethiopia what wales is to britain if wales became independent

*finger itches closer to the janny alarm*
Um... I'd like to remind all /brit/ posters to keep it kind. Don't make racist posts! And don't talk about politics! Thank you! MWAH

>>220309587
guessing the scale difference here is 2-3 orders of magnitude

Done two shifts this week at ALDI team I'm grafting

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*enters brit*

iran killed off the high street

>>220309733
Good girl

>>220309733
Can you hook me up with a job please I need money

>>220309801
>>220309801
>>220309801

>>220309777
ALDI don't have a referral scheme anymore

>>220309767
Thanks

>>220309493
Total ZOG destruction