Why do they gender inanimate objects?
>>220307826It's an Indo-European thing, you can't understand.
>>220308385No it isnt
>>220308385Ahem
>>220307826It isn't gay if the dildo in your ass is feminine.
>>220308385>Indo-EuropeanThe 19th century myth that a group of horse herders from the Ukraine/Caucasus/India/whatevertheyinventnext killed all of Europe, but Greece for whatever reason, and then immediately this empire collapsed and somehow they adopted ancient paleolithic techniques and stable farming in places which they were already established and then somehow underwent the fastest language change in history.Or you could admit Europeans are simply descendants of their paleolithic ancestors genetically and culturally entirely, before the modern era, outside of the Roman empire.
>>220308426It literally is. Look it up: "grammatical genre". Doesn't exist in Finnish nor Hungarian.>>220308441>him>her>>220308472Meds, bruv.
>>220308508Why doesnt english gender inanimate objects?
>>220308572>it
>>220308508Autistic post
>>220308472Latins are an indoeuropean branch close to the celts you absolute mong
>>220308582It's okay, I can be autistic and you can be schizophrenic, we're safe here.>>220308572And sometimes it happens they call their car "she" or like a boat. Mostly boats I think they call them the feminine pronoun.
>>220308572They used to but they dropped it
>dude vocal harmony>dude Finnish is so advanced we have our morphology matching the root word's phonetics>NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU DO VOCAL HARMONY IN IE LANGUAGES
>>220308572England was buckbroken by France>>220308616>Languages are similar so all of Europe was raped to death >>220308637K incel
>>220307826So you know it's gay to have sex with a lamp, but it's fine to have sex with a table
>>220307826We made sure to ask every object its gender so we can be accurate. The table identifies as a woman, just so you know
>>220308732OI me mum was turned in a lampshade so have sum fockin respect ya prick
>>220308732I meant the opposite ahaha, NO HOMO
>>220308572It did until it was buckbroken by French and then English abandoned many features and became a pidgin ie the Mandarin Chinese of the Indo-European languages
>>220308750>me mum was turned in a lampshadeThe 20th century myth that a group of sauerkraut munchers from Germany/Austria/Central Europe/whatevertheycalltheirhomeland killed all of the Jews, but a few of them, and then immediatly this community conquered the whole world by their sheer will to enact revenge upon the white race, and somehow one of the members of this community is arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet...
>>220308637That's only done for certain types of objects with sentimental value and mainly by older people
>>220307826Gramatical gender isn't the same as gender, you dumb trannoid
>>220308461>La poronga>El chotoChoose wisely
>>220307826we see sex everywhereit's probably the climate
