good edition

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RIP deano sub edition

is he died

get the pumps turned off, get the cars off the road so I can ride my bike in peace

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>>220309838
you'll get yours one day

>>220309838
would be lush

Very tempting to get a Playstation Portal. Seems incredibly comfy to be playing the early Final Fantasy games on it while comfy in bed

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>>220309825
no he sleepy

>>220309824
did Tate make his head explode or something

can someone check in with the zesty niggas im worried for their safety

Hello, rorke. Did you know that I'm about to rape you?

just found out about war :\ doesn't seem right to kill other people does it. might write to my local MP about this

>>220309870
horse

if I pay £450 a month for my car I'm going to drive it whatever Starmer says

>>220309875
im doing ok, thanks for asking

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uh oh

Nelson was a greater man than Napoleon

>£450 a month to use an appliance you purchased
This is why carmongs will always be losers lol

>>220309919
the fuck is that shit on her elbow?

fucking um alarm blaring

>>220309824
eric dier if he started looksmaxxing

>>220309926
you would be spending money on electricity to post here if you weren't a freak loser living with your parents

>>220309945
its called a clit you absolute fucking virgin

>>220309965
I'm not a freak loser though am I mate. I have a job, doing a STEM degree and have enough to put a deposit down for a house if I wanted. And I'm only 29 too.

always one idiot who just can't ignore him and ruins it

just ate an errsandwich and now I'm drinking hmmtea and then later I'm going to have an ahhpizza

going to have to make and post a 'told reply to the attention seeking tranny halfwit' sign

>>220309988
>have enough to put a deposit down for a house if I wanted.
You don't earn anywhere near enough to be able to do that even with a minimum deposit

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Well that's tea served

big fan of the erotic idealisation of native american women

>I'm not a freak loser though am I mate
https://voca.ro/162C7UL81JC3

>>220310027
corr

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bro lost like 10 million on these bets

>>220309824
Chad Samwise?

>>220310027
what are rissoles like we dont have them in scotland

>>220309919
want to see more of these but there's no candid threads on /gif/ where did you get it

Mental how if he literally said "This is all fake I do it just for (You)'s reply to me now" you would still all be falling over yourselves to reply to him seriously

>>220310026
Mate I have few outgoings because I'm not a clown who insists on driving a shit car and living in a house share with randoms instead of staying with my parents.

I played the smart game.

>>220310027
Carbmaxxing

>>220310048
sc

>>220310027
Greedy guts
I trust there was some type of sauce

have never eaten curry sauce with a fish or sausage supper in my life

>>220310048
Can't take people with speech impediments seriously at all.

>>220310129
I usually get gravy but I have curry sometimes

And stop using male pronouns to refer to me please. Use
>She/Her
>Oнa/Eё/Eй
>彼女

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the secret? Hes a gay paedophile

>>220310048
howling

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>>220310048

>>220310164
Fat male!

>>220310048
why do all trannies have that voice

>>220309926
given up on driving tests have you?

>>220309919
tbf those shorts make any girls arse look peng

>>220310175
>gay pedophile
bit redundant

Stop taking the piss out of me it's excessive and unnecessary

>>220310061
absolute state of it, i swear sports betting is for either the biggest povvo mongs or actual rich people with too much money

Might join the Epstein class

Why do black people have such great smiles and amazing teeth? You hardly ever see a black person with missing/yellow teeth, even here in the UK where dental standards are poor.

>>220310242
big wilberts as well

(comments section of some stupid video) this would be a fire album cover bro!

>>220310242
from de goat

>>220310242
no different to white people they just have higher contrast

>>220310029
They genuinely have awful body shapes
Very pretty hair though

>>220310242
their teeth just look brighter when contrasted with their coal black skin

>>220310242
What about the infamous nigga gap
Also their teeth look whiter because of the contrast with their skin

>>220310242
Saw a black bloke with most of his teeth missing a few months ago

>>220310228
what's the Aldi specials this week?

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why is it controversial to say that men shouldn't compete in women's sports

>>220310284
Don't know. I don't do specials only a few staff do them. We had some Pokémon stuff in not too long ago on specials

>>220310261
>>220310263
Nah it’s not this because lightskins have it as well, also you don’t see it on super dark Dalit-tier Indians, or white people in black face etc
>>220310271
Pretty rare but I think it looks cute. After all isn’t that called “the London look” you remember that we with the British model who had it?

>>220309945
Forearm

>>220310061
Who?

>>220310298
not reading a single word of that fuck off

>>220310298
>Trans women dominate women's sports
How many trans women have placed at the Olympics?

always thought the beatles song come together right now over me was about a bukake lol what am i like

>>220310302
can you ask what they have left? it's the Worcester one

>>220310305
dont actually know or care about the reasoning behind the various hues which make up a negro to be quite honest

>>220310305
It's not rare at all. In fact diastema is far more common in black people than in any other race.
t. dental assistant

>>220310371
Then why you getting so pressed for rn loool

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>>220310338
this guy called swisstony
he's up 5 mill at the moment

>>220310369
No I don't have any way of contacting them

That lads job is literally to wank off the dentist in between appointments
grim

>>220310346
if you were a woman would you want to compete against men in sports

>learned her only hobby is going out to drink with her friends
>still love her

Yo Gram, have you seen Creg's sneakers, bro? Hellacious!

a little bit of clay in your hair goes a long way x

Rocking a 6.8 incher

>>220310409
can you not use the headset from home?

>>220309919
Mental toddlers get this POV all the time

hate when i'm stoned and my tongue goes numb

>>220310414
:/
Behave, yeah? Even the best chefs started as line cooks

>>220310498
hate when im stoned and my heart rate goes up and my garmin gives me a warning and I get worried im going to have a heart attack

>>220310409
Not very helpful are you mate? Can I speak to your manager?

no one:
not a single soul:
leftypol:
sir keir starmer:
190:
employed woman:
rorke: i need a one dance

>>220310547
just happened to me reading this post
not the garmin stuff though

*has my soul ripped out of me and turns lifeless before eventually turning to dust and blowing away*

>>220310470
ROAR

went into town and got something to eat and some new shoes

came back several times more depressed after seeing all these people out happy with their girlfriends and mates, something i will never ever have

>>220310555
Eh? What's that rorke? You need the one piece? Get out anime nonce

just been informed it's easter next week

poo

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anime

>>220310587
as the inventor of that gimmick it pains me to see my disciples being discriminated against

what do chickens call sensationalist headlines?
cluckbait

>>220310587
it's not low quality at all
probably higher quality than 90% of the posts in this thread

>>220310612
*bows down*
my liege

>>220310587
that's how you know that janny's not happy with the thread quality

Having a lie down

>>220310027
two battered sausages jeremy thats insane

SCREAM

oh my days he's only followed through

what's a chicken's favourite video game genre?
point and cluck

Okay, let's all improve the thread quality with some good honest intellectual discussion. What topics should we discuss? Perhaps... wanking?

nobody:
literally nobody:
not an single soul:
janny: im gonna end this mans whole career

dont eat gravy enough to warrant buying a gravy jug but it is annoying trying to serve it on the odd times I do have it

>>220310695
oh my dayssssssss

hi janny :333

>>220310704
What if you’re entertaining your friends and family?

hope the blue ball kickers win and the red ball kickers lose

>>220310695
sc

need a shave

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need an English rose sat on me nose

mmmmmmmmmm, blue balls.....

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women are quite pretty

You reckon that votes in the X-Factor used to actually do anything or was it all rigged?
My sister used to vote on the landline, mum used to get me RuneScape membership instead. Bless her

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London is a FREAK city. a FREAK city.

Wish that I spoke like Patrick McGoohan

going with mummy to look at clothes soon. might get an energy drink for the ride

nobody:
literally nobody:
not an single soul:
rorke: smeggy willy

>>220310735
Don't know

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Defeated

>>220310710
usually cook a pasta dish

>>220310755
alright that's enough mate

>>220310755
howl

>>220310735
>mum used to get me RuneScape membership instead.
?

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>>220309858
drivers get arrested and cars get seized for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmSxu3Bros

>>220310733
genuinely contemplating castrating myself

>>220310757
must have been the bread i suppose

Any other virgins in

>>220310757
you ordered this? it's like something a 6 year old could make

>>220310796
*raises paw*

mental how fish and chips is really just a fish with bits of potato when you think about it. fish and potato.

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>>220310782
>samir
knew it

>>220310739
offices, government buildings, and palatial apartments for the wealthy

weather has been more schizo than you fellers

me tink mi gwan feast pon poo barm

>>220310819
Costs 17 quid for a large cod and chips now. Takes the fucking piss

>>220310796
yeah me i'm one

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>>220310819
love fish and chips

>>220310812
You're obsessed with rorke because you have sexual attraction towards him that you're internally suppressing. It's like zeidy talking about black men all day long, and then projecting his lust for them onto white women. It's psychology 101 to realize he's actually attracted to them himself.

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any other green eyed man in

thought you was supposed to be able to upload webp now

>>220310832
It looked nice out so I decided to go for a walk but when I went out it was cold and windy and not very pleasant

>>220310834
scr

>>220310886
Where did you get that idea

>>220310886
moot hasn't switched it on yet

>>220310881
I'm a purple-eyed people eater

10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BLAST OFF

>>220310837
an island surrounded by ocean we should have exclusive rights to six million km2 of ocean, 5th largest in the world and for some reason fish is incredibly expensive

Really weird post

>>220310933
that's my post!!! i'm famous !!!!

>>220310779
Instead of letting me vote for X-Factor because I didn't give a shit, I was allowed to use the landline to get RuneScape membership

>>220310942
oh dear this case is terminal nurse

any recluse man in

>>220310961
because of iceland being CUNTS

poo

>>220310881
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Hazel, is in fact, Hazel/Green, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Hazel plus Green.

Your romantic poetry is shit because you don't know what a signification chain is

No subject wiki - signifier

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north london derby in 5 minutes

Poo sealing

>>220311020
could not give less of a shit mate

Got my protein pills and put my helmet on

>>220310796
>>220310881
these are datamining by police

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it's not right

>>220311044
horrid incel

>>220310991
Imagine getting bullied by iceland lmao

>>220311020
state of that forehead reckon she pops the ball when she does a header

I'm a weird freak who has never had a friend and doesn't know how to talk to people and I think it would be better for everyone if an anvil fell on my head from space thank you.

>>220311054
they're big meanies is what they are

>>220311020
head like a suppository

>>220311077
sccccccccccc

>>220311053
mate, i'm barely interested in man kicking the ball any more, so woman kicking the ball is just not going to get a look in.

the parasite ruins every thread by making it about his ego

>>220311077
yeah ktim

>>220311044
"The" Yid "Army" when asked to consider protesting the state of their shit little club
>could not give less of a shit mate

>Cholera epidemics and the Hajj had become an issue of debate since an 1866 International Sanitary Conference in Istanbul.
>The conference however identified British steam-ships transporting Indian Muslims to the Hajj as mainly responsible for the globalisation of cholera.
Lmao.

>>220311077
ever thought about fingering your mum

>>220311077
>I think it would be better for everyone if an anvil fell on my head
Imagine if that happened then you became an accordion, making a funny musical note with every step as you walk away

brazilian ktim be like kacheemee

>>220311020
https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/teams/women/players/
Holy shit these women are all ugly as sin

did an absolute spurs at work today
spursed it up

>>220310805
so is a burger but your kind love to order those you fat fuck

Wolf Alice on SNL tonight. Used to quite like them but they're very big on benders, trannies and other woke nonsense.

>>220311077
need this but on me bollocks

rorke: D-I-S-C-O

>>220311131
Sorry I don't know what this means

>>220311111

>>220311165
https://www.arsenal.com/women/players
arsenal mog

>>220311177
This goes hard

Probably ought to do anything else but post here

grown men obsessed with their little footy games

was the musical act a bunch of insufferable lefties?

Listening to the new Kanye album

off to work at the sexchem factory

flapping my hands

>>220311165
luana would get it

They're putting chemicals in the water and they're turning the freaking frogs gay

Real-terms GDP per capita growth per Prime Minister:

Winston Churchill: +0.8%
Clement Attlee: +3.2%
Winston Churchill: +9.8%
Anthony Eden: +4.5%
Harold Macmillan: +14.3%
Alec Douglas-Home: +2.3%
Harold Wilson: +13.6%
Edward Heath: +8.1%
Harold Wilson: +3.8%
James Callaghan: +5.5%
Margaret Thatcher: +2.7%
John Major: +7.2%
Tony Blair: +7.8%
Gordon Brown: +1.9%
David Cameron: -12.9%
Theresa May: -7.4%
Boris Johnson: -3.7%
Liz Truss: 0.0%
Rishi Sunak: -1.0%
Keir Starmer: -1.0%

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey will be watching SNL UK tonight and live-commentating on it!

touching my nose

>>220311181
i bet on them to win the mercury prize a few years ago and won a tidy sum

you could be owed thousands in mis-sold PPI

>>220310881
hazel me

>>220311272
need to import a couple more million indians i think

>>220311272
So you're saying we need to elect a nigga named Harold

>>220311272
Goes to show how fucking awful the Tories were lol
Neo-cons should never be entrusted with real power ever again

Rorke starting the HOI4 Endseig mod again but getting bored midway through arranging all the troops and quitting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xD7YhdzmIc

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>>220311175
you ordered a scrambled egg smashed in between white bread with soggy lumpy looking chips lol. at least order something that contains a color besides white in it

>>220311272
not surprised to see starmer at the bottom. literally the worst prime minister we've ever had

>>220311054
actually they just told you they'd leave nato if we didnt stop bullying them so you bullied us on their behalf

>>220311320
Wouldn't really call them neocons tbqh

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>>220311321
for me? it's the 1944 scenario in Darkest Hour

>>220311327
>you ordered a scrambled egg smashed in between white bread
oh my days

>>220311335
the foolish weasel resorts to intimidation
the clever fox gets the bear to do it x

>eat some scran
>have diarrhea
life on ssris

>>220311272
For supposedly being the party of pro business practices, tories are a bunch of failures that can only increase the number of brown asses instead of gdp.

>>220311369
the fact that tiny countries can dictate anything to bigger countries is literally woke gone mad

>>220311380
got rorke on my mind
rorke on my mind
i slip my finger in my behind
rorke on my mind...

>>220310933
Me when I listen to The Lion Sleeps Tonight

All they need to do is make devices with limited capabilities so under 18s can't watch porn and shit but noooo we all have to have our freedoms limited

>>220311329
sc

>>220311380
why is it always germany specifically?

i am from bosnia take me to america

>>220311444
or parents can do some parenting

>>220311413
scrimblin

>>220311444
you have to prove your identity to look at some pixels on a screen while Mohamed arrives fresh off the boat and immediately begins sucking a 12 year old white girls titty.
mad that

>>220311272
>Margaret Thatcher: +2.7%
>John Major: +7.2%
How is this possible, I thought Major was just the same Thatcher but a bit shit.

Louis Theroux: And this 'parasite', he aims to hurt you personally?

>>220311521
Major was far more like pre-Thatcher conservatives

>>220311481
Because they're Americans that feel deeply insecure over the superiority of the British Empire and prefer not to thinking about it.

Do you idiots really think the prime minister alone decides whether the economy goes up or down? The ones with good trajectories happened to be PM during a good economic time, it's not the other way round.

What constitutes an 'extremely low quality post'

>>220311444
it's no better for adults either

>>220311521
the 90s was genuinely the last era of global prosperity
see: blair's successors all completely failing over and over again

bouncing on a big cock cause i'm gay

>>220311596
one like this >>220311596

I had to stop blaming everyone else and start owning my side of the street. My sobriety is my responsibility, and if I stay spiritually fit, everything else falls into place.

weekend /brit/. not nice.

>>220311596
anything in /cum/

think it'll be a mighty bucket for one from the kfc

>>220311488
yeh that'll work good plan

feeling cute looking nice today

>>220311643
fat bastard

so last week i asked you how not to sound like an incel neet when getting an MOT so they wouldn't rip me off

went to pick up my car after paying £140 for service + MOT and guess what, i don't think they did shit

one of the indicator lights wasn't fixed and still passed the MOT

black pussy

blacked pussy

Palm Sunday on the morrow
You ARE going to Church to celebrate the start of Holy Week aren't you lads?

>>220311643
actually sounds good. could do with that for breakfast

4chan x shitting the bed for anyone else?

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>>220311596
I remember seeing this yank post earlier in the day. When I've gone to look it up in the archive just now it had a little bin icon next to the post.

What a shame :)

>>220311659
about 75% of mechanics are complete scum
finding one you can actually trust is such a pain in the arse

>>220311679
Yes I will be :)

>>220311655
you smell cute too

changed rorke

They're straight up getting rid of us and half the country supports it

cute brits need YANKED

>>220311713
I support it

90 hours since I last had opiates/opoids. Effectively 78 hours clean. Over the worst of it. Cravings have largely subsided. Not feeling great, but not terrible. Another day or two and it will be pretty much over.

>>220311713
No they aren’t lmao but even if they were that’d be good be they’re not why worry about it

>>220311713
Just import enough third worlders that the ones who support it outweigh the ones against it

>>220311743
you had a big jobby yet or is it still lingering inside you?

advanced incel technology

>>220311747
let me guess you're hispanic

>>220311689
the general advice i heard online was to go for asian mechanics, but then i realised they were yanks talking about chinese mechanics

"asian" mechanics here are the worst

>>220311713
no idea what you mean mate

>>220311691
Good lad :)

>>220311767
yeah but i ate it

Only 6.6% of of Brits - or 4.7% of English people - go to church at least once a month.
Only 0.8% of English people attend a CofE church weekly.
Less than 1% of the population attend the state church regularly. Let that sink in.

Yet rorkes, gammons, rightoids scream about how we're a Christian nation and Judeo-Christian values (a term only invented 100 years ago by christian evangelical zionists btw).

The Church has unelected officials in our House of Lords and can block legislation despite the amount of people who believe in it being a rounding error.

62

>>220311743
pills or pins?

lads
local curry house is "BYOB" (Bring your own booze)
Does that mean I have to bring booze to get in or is booze optional?

cum smoothie made

>>220311813
Probably means they don't yet have a license to sell 'cohol
Bring your own, they probably won't supply

>>220311813
they don't have a licence to sell it but you can bring some if you want

>>220311778
asian in almost all contexts means east asian
no normal person says 'asian man' to mean a pakistani

feel like shit

>>220311804
Rorke's and rightoids in general are turning to Orthodoxy and Catholicism actually leftypol.

>>220311813
you brings your own drinks but you usually pay a corking fee
this is usually one or two quid but they might rip you off so check first

rorke being placed in slytherin
leftypol getting hufflepuff

>>220311713
many people are unbelievably stupid and cowardly

>>220311713
Move to America and be my boy wife

I love Jesus so much

>>220311767
not yet. done a couple poos but they came out normal. ive not even had any loperamide however i have been shovelling pregabs and they slow down the diarrhea.

>>220311808
only pills this time, thank christ. the pins are a proper nightmare.

mad how the entire world is realising Hitler was right

>>220311854
No they're not. A few fringe incels are that aren't a statistical relevance. Not enough to be a data point. Irreligion marches on.

>>220311813
you feed us lies from the tablecloth

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>>220311848

Why would you have to bring booze to get in

Government needs to ban interracial sex

>>220311855
do they charge a corking fee for cracking open the tinnies?

>>220311892
as payment to the owner

>>220311841
you still need a licence to let people drink it. we reported the neighbours once when their party was annoying with cars parked all down the road. the council dealt with it and an alcohol licensing issue

>>220311901
>>220311901
>>220311901

>>220311905
Virgin are we?

>>220311916
...yh

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Imagine giving your ID to a porn site, especially after seeing god knows how many sites over the years get their shit hacked and users info leaked

>>220311885
yes the ai is pulling from the only contexts in which it does refer to pakistanis which is government data and news articles
no one uses it that way casually

>>220311813
omds you neek

>>220311876
Don't forget Oswald. He tried to do what was right, and they threw him to the wolves and let these subhuman creatures trounce him.