gym edition
who is jim?
LMFAO
>>220314990It's not that funny.
>>220315072Yeah we obviously don't appreciate the same type of humor and I'm more prone to laughter (because I enjoy life) than you are.
>>220315126I guess you're right, I have been a bit too jaded recently.
>>220315204Well cheer up, dude, life's too short to be miserable and if your miserable hopefully your life is short. Or something. I just made that one up (lol).
>>220316002why does he have three medical bracelets on each wrist?
got banned from the home gym for video taping girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPp-oLkQPQQ
enjoying a nice relaxing drink of tap water
>>220316050why did you reply to yourself?
Really pissing me off now how 50mg Sildenafil isn't working. I was guaranteed results.
why does ziedy post in the old?
cant tell if james k is trans but i like they them she her music
>>220316113Okay cows was just an example but it’s the same for any animal. It doesn’t seem reliable you’d have to live without meat for ages and then have a couple weeks of eating meat before running out again
>>220316002Splish splash i was taking a bath
In Spoons
>>220316158Don't you dare tell him
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
This is what yank church means to me
>>220316216packet station? x
>>220316214This Horse ..Turned 30 Year`s Old ..Wow !!
alri
batten down the hatches
>>220316197we are so fucking back
>>220316237meet him there and have a go in the loo
>>220316224go tell >>220314183
>>220316224>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do scienceno one was doing real science until the scientific revolution in europe
>>220316259lmao dying
>>220316224Makes perfect sense actually.
Look at what we can do with science
>>220316214he cosy
>>220316143>>220316050>>220316002lmao
>>220316259why are you chinese
people tried making fun of me in the last thread. i rose above it.
mongs still posting in the old lmao
>200,000 years of following the pagan gods of your ancestors>800 years of christianity>hurr durr why are you abandoning your christian rootsreally hate these cunts
>>220315905emiru looks fit as
>>220316143because I didn't think of the comment when I posted the video
>>220315905corrra
btw way im the whitest person here
>>220316224history is complex, revelation is gradual, Scripture develops But you will always be a retard
>>220316002Why were they letting a spaz jump off a bridge?
wanted to make an esoteric reference to a porn comic but even I think I was being a freak so instead I'll just do a quick isaac run
>>220316266i got u senpai>>220316374
This bih on her period fml bruh
>>220316386this nigga 156% scandi and still cant charge his phone
>>220316342Length of time ≠ truth
> ≠
>>220316450lmao fucking bodied that dull bastard
>>220316451cute
>>220316386your are the most intelligence officer datamining person here
>>220316386
>>220316470Your insults mean nothing to me
>>220316386>finn*chinkiest person here
best /brit/ thread in agesgood job lads
>>220316503Leftypol when you tell him you don't want a billion niggers to raise the gdp by 1%
>>220316503smile oh so handsome
FUCK
>>220316538fucking Bradley
Work in a psychiatric hospital. Today I had to deal with a black african guy who had an infection + scar tissue over his balls and penis because he believed he'd been cursed by witchcraft and demons which were making his member shrink inside his body.Apparently cutting it + praying to jesus would torture the demons until they came out of his body.Guess I'll find out tomorrow if in fact a high dose of sedatives and antipsychotics is what actually removes the demon witchcraft curse from his knob...You may now thank me for my contributions to our NHS.
>>220316503That's an unfortunate tic
Ignore the Italian bit .Face is just red because of rosacea and drinking
>>220316369what does nora do when she gets her period
>>220316541i will have a go
>>220316451Get that frog out of that beer immediately
>>220316568swarthoid
>>220316369the things i would do just so i could cuddle her and kiss her :3 UwU
>>220316578go on then cunthttps://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world
dubs decide what I watch tonightsurprisingly enjoyed shrek btw
>>220316581i;m teaching him a lesson
>>220316614forrest gump
>>220314260
Why are there international students now working at my work… ?
>>220316614galaxy questturns out it's on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxaXW5oVBQ
Must be a pain in the arse being a woman. Wake up to find yourself bleeding on your clothes and having tummy cramps for one week a month.Not to add incel bfs are gonna freak about it and ask you if you can do oral/anal instead, rather than getting you some chocolate and a hot water bottle.
>>220316234blud levitating
>>220316614Gay Niggers From Outer Space
>>220316640>love Gio Scottishe has openly disavowed her right wing fans and told them to fuck off
>>220316614memento
>>220316655Proof?
I am once again asking the janny to delete the racist posts
>>220316655>doesn't post any proofyou think i'm just gonna believe random lies on the internet? do better
>>220316614any lexi belle porno
Fuck this bitch man
Do the goyim dance
people with dark hair and eyes scare me because they are from warmer spicier more elegant places and they look down on me for being a bland pastoid
>>220316655Yeah? Im a rorke and I'll still be wanking to her
>>220316673>>220316694about to humiliate you cunts, just a warning xxhttps://x.com/DissidentWire/status/2021794872207024622
>>220316714>warmer spicier more elegant placesOdd way to describe Ireland
>>220314260Who is this girl? video sauce?
>>220316628they're doing the jobs you're too lazy to do
Right they've shadow banned me again haven't they?
>>220316774
>>220316774Hope your parents see this post
>>220316673>>220316694no reaction rorke? >>220316732have I destroyed your little incel waifu fantasy?
bastard clock change tonight
>>220316805twink
SORT IT OUT!!!
>>220316823scream
>>220316807lush
>>220316807bit of me that
interesting that toilberg (retiring in 10 years) is so invested in keeping you (retiring in 40 years) paying into the public pension pot
OH stop whining about the fucking clock change all fucking day with this
>>220316732Lmao this was for when the ICE Twitter account used her in one of their edits you fucking spaz
catberg constantly on a mad one its entire life
>>220316640>>220316774>>220316823>>220316869
>>220316807What is that called?
Cannot imagine caring so much about something so inane (a woman)
>>220316849Done him lmfao
>>220316732well that's rorke crushed under a hydraulic press
what are ruby granger's political views
Average age of a /brit/ poster: 16Average IQ of a /brit/ poster: 65
poo
>>220316732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4qvZT_y2g4>come out into the sunmessage received, soon we will
>>220316903shy tory
This website is the only place I interact with anyone. But funny if you were all bots.
>In 2000, 2% of UK electricity came from renewables>Today it's 55%>By 2030 we're aiming to be 95% renewables + nuclearthat's mental
>>220316614antichrist
>>220316932response: haha yes that would be funny
>>220316903Saw her reading Hillary Clintons book once
What do you reckon Emma Watson’s poo tastes like?
no response?
>>220316947fucking wokeif i want to breathe nitrogen dioxide then i will do!
just did a cough and sneeze at the same time and it hurt my eye
Was talking with my mates at the pub about when we’re planning to retire and our plans and everything and I realised I absolutely pensionmog all of them with my civil service pension. I never realised how much better they were than private sector pensions before today.
>>220316732i was toiling but damn, it's over... Gio has fallen...anyway time to move onto the next foid to fantasize about lmao it's just that easy :)
>>220317013don't have any mates me and i'm unemployed
>>220316606i did bad
Nothing to say anymore?
>>220316947rorke: but won't anyone think of the Russian gas and oil!?
>>220317013Who fucking cares?
>>220316823greatest post i've ever seen
when you think about it, technology is magic
>>220317033you never live up to expectations, do you?that's always been your problemwhen are you going to make something of your life what happened to your dreams
why has he gone all silent now
FEMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>220316614payback starring mel gibson, theatrical cut
>>220317032Put your bennies in a SIPP lad>>220317045Cared enough to reply sweaty x
donating to Planned Parenthood so as many nigger babies get aborted as possible. niggers just don't deserve life, that's all haha
>>220317055are you the aussie that always makes such posts? big fan of (You)
why does everyone here hate niggers
Smell me arse lol
>>220317087don't like that sabrinashe's a vile little goblin creature
>>220317110that's just bruce don't mind himon the opiates again
millions in the bank but you're still getting your octogenarian head stoved in by a nigerian nurse
>>220317080my best was never enough for you
>Cared enough to reply
>>220317097>Put your bennies in a SIPP laddon't know what that is also i'll have killed myself long before i reach pension age
>>220317086Don’t know who you’re having a meltdown over mate but maybe he’s not here every waking second like you? Or just not so invested in internet arguments? Just a thought
>>220317107kek yeah my favourite was"gunning niggers down in their front yards in front of their own children"you and i are brothers and will stand together against the filthy nigger horde. may we kill trillions of nigger babies
>>220317110i'll fucking KILL nigger and kike babies by the SEPTILLIONS
Just seen a UFO could see a little green lad in the windowunfortunately didn't have me smartphone cam on
*poos on rorke*
going back in time and injecting nigger ancestors with the smart gene so they're not as dumb and racismlad doesn't have to hate them anymore
>>220317142I didn’t respond for 2 minutes and he said I’d gone quiet because I didn’t have a response for him. So no. Maybe pipe down and keep out of shit that doesn’t have anything to do with you
>>220317145>>220317167you are aware this could come across as slightly racist?
>oi rorke i heard you did a racism!
>>220317197>doesn't have tonigger i do it because i enjoy it, not just out of necessity
>>220317055Thanks racismlad That means a lot coming from you
>>220316614Soldier's Girl
what do australians wave about with for palm sunday?
and all those dreams you hadwhere are they nowthey were lost somewherealong the way
>>220316614scat porn
>>220317198Meltdown lol
>>220316947genuinely nothing wrong with this
>>220316614the man from earth
so here we are then the whole lot of us spending saturday night at home on our ones proper state of affairs this
>>220317243Ok mate
think i got tennis elbow
>JUST IN: Yemeni Houthis officially enter the war against the US and Israel in support of Iran, and threaten to shut the Bab el-Mandeb Strait. The narrow chokepoint between Yemen and Africa that handles 10% of all global seaborne oil trade.
>>220317254well yeah what else are we going to do
>>220317254not every saturday has to be spent down the boozer getting wrecked
>>220317266Catching up on the olds are you mate?
>>220317254i dont know how to make friends
>>220317306ktimmerino
Yemen has entered the battle!
usa getting fucked by belgium
no one:nary a soul:absolutamente nada persona:leftypol: oppan gangnam stylerorke: i have never seen a vaginamorgan freeman: yes, those are some crazy white boysmousey: pawasite
>>220317254it's sunday morning
>>220317342That's actually quite a pleasant webm even though you posted it in jest
>>220317167reckon you’d be hitlers top guy
I haven’t been to the dentist since I was a child like 15 years ago. That’s alright right? I brush twice a day and floss
>>220317393aye it'll be fine
got the gay music on and crying to myself all alone
>>220317384Remind you of yourself does it
>>220317342Wholesome
>>220317413kek, this is so fucking me
>>220317393no problems with wisdom teeth?
>>220317266didnt ask
>>220317436Not that I know of
>>220317413>gay musicLike this?
egg
well, leftypol?
>>220317342the seasideMARK phenotype
>>220317480didn't know my id had a facebook profile
delesbifying chappell roan with my rorkeian 6.5 incher
>>220317480this post ruminates with me
any gay cunts in
>>220317554ex-gay here
>>220317505she hates kids and sends her bodyguards like pitbulls after them
>>220317342Genuine question what are they doing that a non immigrant can’t do?
>>220317505just seen the name of the city she was born in
Get a life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXxLIVUvDYg
>>220317591Peculiar post
I know that mousenonce calls everyone he doesn't like the parasite, but why do people reply pawasite to him? What's the pawasite?
>>220317591my best BO3 was 19 secondsgave up after getting sub-20
>>220317616He has a speech impediment and pronounces it as pawasite
>>220317616We're just doing the silly voice response.
gone a bit shit now it was supposed to be him building a off grid cabin now he’s got his own fuckin digger kind of defeats the point
>>220317628I thought it was some reference to how he wants to shag animals
>>220317651Naw
heathermong was right again
>>220317672LOL
>>220317672irish diaspora?
not everyone's smashing a packet mateonly some extremely obnoxious mongs do and feel the need to talk about it all the timethe rest of us? not a chance
>>220317634build your own cabin then
>>220317672Would have been really funny if 'response' was fully cut off here
>>220317718Can’t Woke council won’t approve it
smashing a tcp packet
Di man a Eire, im av nof lov fi di Jamiekan piipl dem. Priez Jah!
REMINDER that Britain's first wog prime minister was Disraeli and we loved him
on GOD we are ALL tuning into SNL UK tonight
yeah take that big white cock
>>220317780im not watchign that shite
>>220317776which port?
>>220317800443
>>220317780does /tv/ have a thread?
>>220317814oh that's good. at lest you're being secure
Alexa, play Lonnie Donegan 'Rock Island Line'
>>220317796rorke watching porn and dirty talking to himself
>>220317826haven't really enjoyed this experience with my zinger, to be honest
fragmenting some packets
>>220316224>too scared to make an argument: the post
leftypol accidentally getting himself stuck in the rape dimension
rorke dirty to me
>>220316224>>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilcouldn't tell if it was about Islam, Christianity, or Judaism until this line
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Toby Carvery, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
*takes that big white cock*
>>220317776>>220317800>>220317814mumbo jumbo
>>220317852:/
>>220317864what if we’re in that dimension now
>>220317890Toby Carvery is alright tbf
need attention.
It's impossible to make friends if you're older than 25, male and introverted.
>>220317891
>>220317930fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>220317912this doesn't happen outside of porn
>>220317912just how god intended
>>220317932rorke's loving gf
>>220317912that's my penis
right well thats a penis inserting into a vagina
>>220317912not mental it's incredibly normal actually
*smashes the UMM alarm*
>>220317912>stubble instead of bush
right well that's a mong stating the obvious
mental how gross vaginas look
>>220317960yeah right how come I've never seen it then
We simply need more people from the third world
>>220317976
>>220317976nice phlegmy cleft with occasional bloodspots. like a giant nostril after a punch in the face
>>220317932Timmy's crush tee-hee-hee
"send cat pics"
>>220317973I'd eat her shite
>mental how gross vaginas look
>>220317994well europe will be getting a BIG wave soon thanks to the you know whos
Mad how the Blood are the UK's undeniable best oi! punk band ever and it's not even close. Talk about an underrated band. A criminally underrated band.Oh my days, those songs are bloody brilliant.
>>220317912janny deleted this a bit too fast mind posting it again?
thoughts on giving oral to escorts?
>>220318037Yeah it's so over
>>220318037Go suck an exhaust pipe you spanish cumstain retard
It's not even a meme at this point that gay porn posts are up longer than straight porn posts here.
>>220318036the mad lad looks like billy ocean
>>220317999>>220318020yeah yeah i'm gay whatevergo look at porn boards, tell me how many actually focus solely on fannards. it's all about tits and arses and basically any other body part. because vaginas are ugly
>>220318075are you ok?
>>220318019girls dont poo
>>220318048Have done it qhen I lost my virginity. It was bloody brilliant
thoughts on killing prostitutes?
>>220318096Mas de tu, coño madre
will never surrender to woke
>>220317930It's not. It's just that capitalism prioritises cannibalism.
>>220318123you seem upset for no reason
>>220318099nice did she have a nice pussy? did you do face sitting or 69?
>>220318130rorke when told to get up by his dad at 1pm
>>220318148He's the communist Greek who lives in Ireland, just ignore him, he never argues in good faith.
seems like a wastewhy not just turn them into dogs
>>220318122used to do it a lot back in Victorian london innit
>>220318184Good point
>>220318195saw a dead one of these and it made me sad :((
>>220318184for some reason leftypol is obsessed with "rewilding" by bringing dangerous animals like wolves and bears back into forestshe's been doing this for the last 20 years completely unchecked and now the animals are coming out and killing peoplerather mental
can't believe it's been nearly 25 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day
>>220318223:(
OH HAWWWWGHAWG DEM WAAAAARTSOH HAWG DEM WARTSDEM WARTS OF POTTAAAAH
>>220318195didn't even realise you could get these in this country until I saw a dead one the other day
>>220318223Theyre vermin
And the new?
>>220318248>>220318223badger rapist on the prowl
>>220318240if i was on that plane it wouldn't have gone down the way it didthat's all im saying
>>220318268shut up
>>220318296>>220318296
>>220316614Oshi no Ko
