comfy mage editionpolak edish: >>220290693
cringe thread
Good evening Czech bro that's goated. I did it sometimes when I was horny like a dog.
By the way to answer the other Italian faggot sperging about notifications, I myself have them off too with exception based on people which are mom dad and gf
Crows fucking in my backyard again500 trees in the neighborhood and they always pick mine
>>220316265when i got my own office i did that to make it really minebut i haven't done it since iirc
>>220312972I only get notifications about having to pay my phone bill and the occasional indian coworker bugging me on Teams during off time
>>220316460>teams on your phoneIllegal as far as I'm concerned>notifications onPunishable by death
what is she saying here?
>inconspicuously shuffles over to the kid and right hooks himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_2i1My83Ck
mekhalok keci
>>220316663>only two fingers will fit in there anon, be gentle
My hair is looking nasty. I thought I should let it grow and it would look even. It does not.
Why do cats wash themselves after you feed them something yummy? He wants his head to smell like biscuits?
>>220317942I wish I still had my cat tbdesu
>>220317942What a delightful observation! Cats grooming after eating isn't actually about wanting to smell like biscuits, though that's a charming interpretation. Here's what's really going on:1. Cleaning Up Food ResidueCats are fastidious groomers. After eating, they clean their faces and paws to remove any lingering food smells, crumbs, or oils. In the wild, food odors could attract predators or alert prey to their presence, so this behavior is deeply ingrained.2. Stimulating DigestionGrooming after meals actually helps with digestion! The repetitive licking motion and swallowing of fur stimulates the digestive tract. It's similar to how a nice walk after dinner helps humans.3. The "Contentment Groom"Cats often groom when feeling satisfied and relaxed. That yummy meal put your cat in a happy, content state, and grooming is a natural expression of that comfort. It's like a post-dinner sigh of satisfaction.4. Scent RedistributionWhile you joked about wanting to smell like biscuits, cats actually do the opposite â they're removing foreign food scents and restoring their own familiar smell. Cats feel secure when they smell like themselves.5. Routine and HabitCats are creatures of habit. If your cat has established a "eat groom" routine, they'll follow it regardless of what was on the menu.So your kitty isn't trying to become a walking biscuit advertisement â he's just being a tidy, happy cat!
>>220317986I wish I'd have mine longerHow long's it been?>>220318001Thank you czech gpt
kiss your sister
>>220318018He passed October last year.
>>220318065I dunno if last year means 2024 or 2025 but either way it's never long enough, we'll always miss them
>>220318186It means 2025.
>>220318186>I dunno if last year means 2024 or 2025why would you think it meant 2024we've been in 2026 for 4 months now
learned a whole new word today: insouciance
>>220318551Very recent then, I'm a little more sorry than I was regardless>>220318568Expecting me to know what month it is is a big ask I hardly know what year it is>>220319065If I don't know it it's a fake word
>>220319188You don't look like that thoughever
kek>>220316080i would gouge your eyes with my fucking thumbs
Idiot cat got baited into eating normal kibble because I dropped a crumb of biscuit in it, new meta discovered
>>220319414there he is!
>>220319246>You don't look like that thougheveri look more like this desu
>>220319700Estrogen status?
>>220319700have you ever been molested?
I should rewatch Gunsmith Cats
i enjoy her moaning
>>220320034the manga is kino
still koturday
>>220320034Yes!
good 'morning' v4what a nice sleep I had
>>220321318czeÅÄ dziadziaide sobie picke odgrzaÄ to zjem przed snem
>>220319414why are you so averse to friendship lil bro
>>220321641smacznego
>>220321657i hate this one pepik that used to make /icy/ and other shitthis friends bullshit reminds me of his threads>>220321671dziÄkówa
>>220321748does he even post anymore?i remember after his mother died he went on a soul searching hike somewhere in v4land and then stopped with the threads
>>220321869>his mother diedserves him right>he went on a soul searching hike somewhere in v4landi hope bear mauled him
>>220321748>>220321869wait a second did jews just stole 1h from my life?
>>220321748I remember I was the first to suggest the acronym /icy/ then I argued later that /ice/ would be better as it's one syllable but no one cared for that
I gotta drive 600km today
>>220322447that's going to be tiresomei hope the roads are good
>>220322459should be, most of my route has been recently redone. I also should sleep but I like being around you.
>>220322510g2b lil bro you have a long day ahead of you
>>220322447>I gotta drive 600km today
>>220322721thanks
>>220322447can i come with you
>>220322907no problem if you won't mind ciggie breaks. or smoking in the car.
serana disappeared from my game, her id in console commands has an error, she just fucking outright disappeared for good
>>220322932it's weird that I know this is skyrim even though I never played it and never will.
>>220322928>smoking in the carnever mind
>>220322946i played it for 2300 hours and this has never happened to me before
>>220322948what are you a wuss? driving and smoking is a great thing.
>>220322960im really sensitive to secondhand smoke i will cough horribly dont make me cry
>>220322968ok I understand, just say that. it's not like I have to smoke. if we were on the road I'd respect that.
>>220322983i thought you would assume asthma or somethingi dont think people without some sort of sensitivity feel anything from secondhand smoke
>>220323050this i don't understand, why asthma maybe you just don't like the smoke. I'm a chain smoker but if someone doesn't like it near me I can just not. I would have loved to drive through Alberta forests with you just chatting. but if we were in Arizona or Nevada I'd make a claim to having a smoke. I really really loved the landscape there.
>>220323094idk, different cultures I guess, here every fourth person has asthma or something, a convo can be like this>wanna come out for a smoke?>no thank you>why, you have asthma or something?no jokemaybe I have itsecondhand smoke really bothers my throat and makes me cough
just ate broccoli and spinach
>>220323628god bless and good morning
>>220323628
morning gang
>>220322018yeah, just when i started having great sleeps
If you put a pressure valve in your butt, would you ever have to fart manually again?
>buy 3 cats>both old cats decided to come home after a year>I blamed the owl all this time for their missing>now I have 5 cats
>>220325267I'll take one My old cat is gone and now I'm catless
>>220325315I only have a crow to give away. It identifies herself as a chicken tho.
>>220325331I'll take it.
>>220325267is this a problem?
>>220324945are you high anon?
good morning mon amour
>>220325364they taste horrible tho
>>220325475I want the crow as a pet. Did you know that crows can be trained to repeat words like parrots?
>>220325524this one only growlsI think it has mental issues
>>220325535What a cutie patootie!
>>220324726>>220324726
took the no poo challenge now my tummy hurts
>>220325692for what purpose?
>>220324945Have you been reaching down there to pull it open every time you fart?
>>220325728get a boyfriend already
>>220325747pull WHAT open
>>220325780How else would you manually fart?
>>220325797I don't understand what yuu are trying to sayyou don't fart manually?
>>220325831Mine are semi automatic
>>220325843never go full auto
>>220326147Japan is really nice
awokened up>>220325780literally me
>>220326483morning
https://youtu.be/ytF82SgZrC0
i think my magnesium is off
>>220326803take supplements
>>220326851I want calcium supplements now
>>220326869
i was going to spend today trying to figure something out for workbut i kind of did it in my sleep
i should bill mr. shekelstein for my sleeping hours
>>220326907the fuck is wrong with her
>>220326928great idea
stumbled upon this game the other day, it's basically Battle Brothers but in sci-fi settingBB anon might like ithttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2601980/Space_Scum/
>>220326930NEET cum overdose
ate one of these today
sziasztok picsok
>>220327318cat? laodudethis cat will make your butt zesty
how many apples can you eat in a day
>>220327503â
Sausages triggered security checks
>>220327397sup
>>220327648use plastic chastity cage next time
>>220327648depends on the taste
>>220327648I can't post most of her pictures despite her being 20.
tasty af
>>220325267what a glorious, happy daygive em the fancy stuff
tfw no gf
>>220328258iktf
>>220328258No raccoon hapa gf...
>>220327648You thought you could smuggle that contraband, did you?
>>220328834It's inside europe
>>220328983Only trumptard chuds can hate Amber. Only skater who organized a short meet and great
hell-o, woke up for the third time today
>>220328258no msgk gf
>>220329500snoozebro
>>220329511this
>>220329500>hell-o, woke up for the third time today
>>220330319your friend is back laokot >>220330480
did some shopping dudespaid for all about 1717,98 czech koruns
>>220328033>fanta>taste of piss from destroyed kidneys>LESS SUGAR>15% JUICE
>>220329500hello bee anon>>220329511THIS SO MUCH THIS
>>220330569rich guy
also i had to fight with the strech foil o algo>>220330675money in the bankshow me what you get
also GAME OVER microsoft
>>220330748they did it to themselves
rub rub
>>220330748what was even the last big MS title Halo Infinite?
>monday tomorrow
>>220331023for me it was sunset overdrivebut starfield kinda was
>>220331057nuuuuuuu
wait ms gameso it would be halo yeah
also it suckednot like other halo games are better
im probably growing like 10 different kinds of cancer already
freaks by surf curse sounds like proto-incelcore
Gm guys. Phone in grayscale actually feels good. Faggot itanon was rite
>>220331132CE was dopealso the only one i actually played to the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Us_ALSoepwgotta lay down for a minute or morenot good night just lay down and doomscroll>>220331580dood stop smoking>>220332177don't call him faggot he's aight
>>220332193small duck syndrome
or baby duck syndrome idk
>>220332325thanks polskanon I love u too
>>220332386baby duckbut i dont think the term is applicable here, it's not like i'm a diehard CE fan, just never cared much for the franchise
>>220332193i don't think it's bad either, it just never clicked for methe guns feel like ass to me
>>220332177gm brov
need this
>>220333048a workout?
>>220331064okay i did like Starfield
gezebelle gaburgably live show in london this year (i will not be going)
cairn time innit>Artist: Gang Albanii>Album: Królowie Ōycia>Date: 20230105>Title: Marihuana>Uploader: Gang Albanii - Topicbanger>>220332583for me you are amici(pol. dla mnie jesteŠniczymniczym brat)>>220333010there are some places where ppl work and live normally>>220333222sex
thinking of starting another undergrad course just to get an .edu email again to get student discounts for random shit while never going to class
>>220333333
>>220333252he looks like he's actually comfy
>>220333953who wouldn't be in that position
>>220333972idk cats always seem to want something else
>>220333997like your undivided attention and the clothes off your back
>>220334408that's catshit
>>220334408animal abuse
hope i can nap
>>220334496sweet dreams
>>220333760not /balk/ but /brit/, sad
>>220328216one is missing his front right paw tho and looks like he escaped some death gulag or sg
>>220330498>imagine being greeted by an onna like that every afternoon
>>220334762i wish
>>220335157kpoophttps://n.uguu.se/UZTFvdWW.webm
>>220335186i care about the riso not kpop
>>220335205plastic and corn syrup
>>220335287
>>220335302healthy and natural
not another fucking monday
>>220334728all the more reason to take very good care of it now
too bad they can't talk
>>220335605cats?that would be kind of annoying
>>220335393we'll survivesomehow idki'll not thinking about it too much for now
>>220335605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE
>>220335994looks calm to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6JguWfYte0&t=68sMARIHUANA LECZY, Å»YWI NAS I UBIERAW ALBAÅSKIM GANGU ÅATWO NATKNÄÄ SIÄ NA DILERAMOÅ»ESZ NA TYM ZAROBIÄ LUB STRACIÄ CAÅE SIANOZE SPUCHNIÄTÄ PACYNÄ BUDZISZ SIÄ ZNOWU RANO
Is it good czech bros?
>>220336585yeah, spread it on bread with butterbut surely you have patés in italy too
>>220336585>>220336690WHAT IS IT
>>220336758liver paté
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzs9uILM_as
>>220336690Not czech pates. It tastes different>>220336773I was sure and it is good
New animes starting next week.What does anon recommend?
>>220336773is it goose?
>>220336833wew
buy all the cat toys on ali nowsoon the JEU will put their â¬3 per item tariff on every parcelit's all to protect the customers of course :^)
>>220337148sad
>>220337074brother I did not buy it nor it is written on the package
>>220337201baby snow leopard>>220337205bröther i would not have knownthank you
>>220337040i will watch dorohedoro
>>220327008thanks, i'll check it outplayed Stoneshard all day award unlockednot sure i like 2H swordsfeels like i countered a whole lot more with pick + shield
reading some of the threads on /v/ today makes me want to pukewhat a dogshit fucking board
>>220338206it truly is, horrible board with horrible posters
>>220337974Sniff sniff
2 weeks
>>220338974we should all be so luckybut i'll doubt he'll retiry just like that
>>220338974Felizgat!
i think i should eat something very very tasty
>>220339567good ideawhat are you eating?
>>220339656mayo-tuna-pickle slopnongshim kimchismol homemade pizza slicetea
>>220339567like what?
>>220340084egeszege
>>220339570>oh no megane-kun it looks like i'm stuck, can you grab my hips and pull me out?she would do that
>znachor>zna choroby>maomao>*throbbing cock*>>220340129like so good>>220340169koszonom
>>220340084soup + pizza or soup + samich is goated
>>220340186is the second season finished already so i can binge it
>>220340327>season 2 has 10 episodeshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt22248376/episodes/?season=2Yeah.https://aniwatchtv.to/watch/frieren-beyond-journeys-end-season-2-20409?ep=163517
there's going to be a cartoon about meidos and food or some shit
MONDAY IN 14 MINUTESBRACE FOR IMPACT
>>220344453am already reviewing what i'm going to do tomorrowit's ovyr
>>220344497why would yuu do that to yourself
ahoj
>>220344741i have flexible hourson an average week i do a whole lot more trying to find the will to work than actual workingif i do a little work right now when i have the inspiration, it'll mean that much less pointless agonizing tomorrow and i can start playing vidya that much earlier
i have to fuck with javinizer tomorrowim too retarded for this ladsgonna goon and take a quick shower ladsgood night
>>220345539dobrbry noÄy
>>220344986fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
>>220345539>Javinizerneat software, i only have like 100 movies total so I wouldn't get much use for it desuIt's easier to just download the cover along with each movieGood night and happy gooning
>>220345539what's a javinizer?
reading time
>>220345895god damn whatchu reading? I'm finishing The Magus by John Fowles, it's an interesting take on a sensitive young man. Also I haven't seen it, but there's an adaptation that's supposedly shit, but stars young Michael Caine, as if he was ever young.
>>220345712https://github.com/javinizer/
>>220345981i'm reading journey to the west (unabridged version translated by yu). it's an adventure book with religious themes
>>220346093so the chink thing important to them? I should get onto that sometime. I tried reading romance of three kingdoms but at some point I just couldn't tell who's who because of the names lol. kind of same with three body problem. racist or whatever but I did have problems with telling wu chang from wo wong from chi wang.
>>220346093I read a hentai version of it called Secret Journey few weeks back, it's p goodhot babymaking sex with Wukong
tento negr Äte ÄÃnské omalovánky
>>220346424anime internetowa witryna
>>220346424das rite
ve tvé vlastnà dobro doufám şe ti je pod 25
>>220346152yeaiirc, there are something like 1000 different characters in the three kingdoms, but most die a few pages after first being mentioned
>>220346508why are you like this
>>220346520i made it to book three in our novelization, which was after Liu Bei arranged and killed people, and had a moment of peace and then started a slew of introductions of sons and daughters of people who survived and I checked out. Lame of me sure.
>>220346655can't tell who's who but a nice drawing
>>220346673other than regions of course but I don't get the personification
>>220346673>>220346685idk, it's just dogs and kots fightingi think i saved it from a german
>>220346748so it's not yours, ok.
>>220346813>>220347190wyd rn laokot?
just ate GOATmeal
this will be me
>>220347289just ate omelet
sziasztok almakWAGIES REPORT IN
slept less than 4hhad to chug iced coffee
>>220348815sup
>>220349162you must be really eepy
SAWADIKAPONA SSA DICKA>>220349170wanna talk some shit?>>220349205atm nah
>>220349294i wanna get back in my bed
id say bake but there is no way i can boomp 30 posts rn
wake up your v4 ass up
hows the maintenance going
Gm guys! A new gulag day rises!
>>220349566awoken>>220349596what maintenance?
>>220349617gmYay...
>>220349497with me?>>220349566i am awake>>220349596fine thank you>>220349617hello itanon
>>220349783>>220349783>>220349783new
opinions on new thread?
boys?
bwoys?
nigga is scared someone would make +friends
cigany = + friends threads
i thought rmf fm started playing kastet thc but it's original song
yeah how come this one isn't full yet
>>220349162name of that qt
butt
>>220349887i should watch dddd to the end
12
11
oh wait i can't count
tÅ
im doing it
szakura szakura
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M
kawaguchi
aoi
she has 2 kids iirc
so close
tamam shod
