i'm actually kinda famous edish previous >>220311045
Literally who
Private Pyle on Ozempic
Margaret Qualley is so hot.
Just heard someone on my street testing a Dixie Horn.In New England.
>>220316500She needs to gain 10-15 pounds but yeah
America is a conservative nation4chan is a conservative websiteTo be against Trump means you hate AmericaTo be LGBT means you are a deviantZoomers are God's chosen generationZoomer men will return Christ to AmericaAmen.
Check out this track!https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k
>>220316504There goes the neighborhood
>>220316506I was really surprised when I learned shes my age. I thought she was like 17 in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.
I want to see Project Hail Mary but I don't think I have the attention span to sit in a movie theater for an hour>>220316500She qt
>>220316504the Duke boys?
>>220316558>I don't think I have the attention span to sit in a movie theater for an hourIt becomes an entirely different movie in the second half. I think you'd like it.
>>220316516Meh
>>220316558>an hour3 hours lmaooo sorry >>220316584Okay I might see it at 3 tomorrow
I'm scared to check my bank balance.
>>220316558I'm not attracted to her at all. Known too many girls with this sort of personality.
>>220316609whatever chatgpt is trained on
>>220316627
>>220316627I have 2 hunnid in savings so I'm not worried
>>220316693big baller ova here
>>220316668I read picrel recently. I'm not too familiar w/ Jocko but when I was researching the book before I read it I saw that I guess he has a book club and one of his videos is a discussion about this book. It's brutal. 600k men went to fight and only 25k men came back.
i was talking to this computer science student>well did you focus on a language >uh no because once you know one language you learn them all easy to switch around>well what language did you choose for the interview>pythoni facepalmed what's the point of hiring these coding monkeys like no way theyd actually be useful for anything right?
>>220316627Mine is around $32,000
>>220316752Napoleon was a sadistic mass murderer, yes.
>>220316754It's funny you think they teach languages besides JAVA as just a basic framework in CS
>>220316781No he was just trying to have fun
>>220316609I used React Native using vite as a dev server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RoTz6bFPwevery day
>>220316754Half of the students in the class I TA for are CS majors. I feel so bad for them, that job market is completely fucked
>>220316864guess we should import more jeets on h1bs
>>220316736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0
Coomed twice today and I didn't even get around to showering yet
smokin dude gang weed on god, gonna watch anime now, how my /cum/mers doing?
Being a professional means you need a haircut every two weeks
ate pizza, chicken, sushi, and cheese today
>>220316914Imagine the stench
>>220316500She has great feet
>>220316754Anyone with some knowledge about backend and frontend can build anything now fairly easy with AI. Basically anyone can do it now in an already totally shit job market has an even lower barrier to entry now.
>>220316914showered this morning but it's very windy and humid and I was in a rush so my hair spray made my hair flat all morning....
>>220316938I am not a fan of homosexuals.
>>220316864am i supposed to feel bad for them?remember how many times i was asked the same stupid question when people asked what i was studying like they thought id never thought of it before and hadnt given it any thought then they never blink twice when theyre told so and so is studying biology or cs like wtf do you do with a biology degree you dumb fucks but sounds sciency so i guess it bases their boomer smell test
>>220316950Ate frittatas today. Need to get back into starving mode for Summer
>>220316921What anime you watching? I'm reading Berserk
>>220316938What a bunch of disgusting perverts.
>>220316923I go once a month
>>220316974
>>220316923im practically bald at this point my hair dont grow
>>220316999I wish my hair didn't grow back that quick
Thinking this smash burger trend needs to end sooner than later
>>220316987I have a biology degree. I'm working on a Masters now. My goal is to move to Europe and keep working in this field. I love it, no regrets.There are many job opportunities available, and they are often AI proof
My tics are bad today. Might take a haldol.>>220316923I get my beard trimmed once a month and a haircut like once every 3-4 months.
I was very anti AI for a while but it seems to make everyone I hate mad and it's fun toy so now I'm pretty okay with it
>>220317060>get higher degree>proceed to gobernment gib land to grift even more from gobvernment ah yes the all productive biology degree
bit unreal that the fbi director is so security-challenged that he used his real name in his usernames
>>220317096>>proceed to gobernment gib land to grift even more from gobvernmentI don't understand what this sentence means, or what it has to do with biology
>>220317096>ah yes the all productive biology degreeimagine being stupid enough to think this is witty sarcasm
>>220317098You mean Patel?
I graduated with a CS degree but ended up going into law enforcement
>>220317096>>220317117Oh wait I get it now sorryNo the reason I want to go to Europe is because I hate driving and I'd rather live in a society with widespread public transport. And also just for the sense of adventure.
>>220317060>biology degree>many job opportunities available
>>220317147ya
>>220317060Come home white man
This bitch got a folding table for a desk
>>220317147Yes, he was hacked by Iranians.It's incredible really that our government is so broken and incompetent that fucking Iran can hack us.
>>220317148cyber stuff or did you just join the local dept?
i hearby declare a general revolt against the stem kiddies and their know it all attitude i hate shitlibs as much as the next but i think i might just hate the know it all stem kiddies even worse
>>220317191Not computer related, can't go into much detail about what I do
I dropped out 3 years in to my degree and then just lied about it on an application and got a mediocre office job then I got promoted and have just rode the career train from there, I'm a secure middle manager now and I'm old enough now one will ever check in to my degree
>>220317224>not asking for proof of the degreeI don't believe you
How about bra enforcement
>>220317256are you proposing a raiding of /bra/
>>220317148I got a degree in IT and I’m still homeless
How about cock enlargement
>>220317268No they have pedos there, I'd rather stay away
>>220317224>>220317239My friend effectively did the same thing but with a literature degree or something. I'd never have the balls to try that
>>220317239I have a degree and have never had any job ask for proof
I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Im actually kind of FAMAS
seems like it'd be harder to degree fraud these days since everything is online
Footjob blowjob combo
Dogberg is getting kind of old
My mom kinda famous
>>220317340Is that even possible
>>220317340Great!
Fathers Against Motherly Anal Sex
https://youtu.be/DTdBxcXWnWM
>>220317353been on that bang bus, has she?
Got some books from the 'zon.
JewJew Abrams daughter is perfect
>>220317361I've seen it
>>220317377Are you at the beach?
>>220317377>'zonI truly don't know what this is short for
>>220317418really nigga? pretty obvious
>>220317280If you're just trying to get you foot in the door at a shit job it's fine, obviously if you lie and try to get a job as something that requires actual knowledge you're going to get fired pretty quick but it's unlikely you'd even past the interview in that case
>>220317418Amazon
everything in my life has always been junk. it's defeating
>>220317418Amazon. Damn nigguh even I knew that and I'm retarded
eating chili cheese dogs and chips innit
Gracie got them yumyum toes
>>220317478>focusing on feet when there's a gorgeous assmental illness
lost my pick again
>>220317478I can't believe the man who ruined Star Wars created such a beauty
>>220317508A guitar pick? There's 0 reason to not have dozens lying around.
>>220317508I gave up after High Point won
>>220317544Yeah but i only have one dunlop x-heavy>>220317478cute hamstrings
How do you go about your day when you're being gang stalked and don't want them to know that you know about their pod people meetings about you? If I ripped one of their faces off they are probably cyborg or insectiod. No humans react this way.
>>>/lit/25172707>>>/lit/25172707>>>/lit/25172707>>>/lit/25172707
Stopped going to Equinox after I found out it was a gay place
The mid-day 4chan lull has arrived.
little fuzzy dude showed up
>>220317683I hope you get decapitated in Mexico
>>220317683Burdmin hey!!!!
(F)elon wants to buy onlyfans and make it free. Its over for these harlots
a midwestern state of emergency, I have no beer money
>>220317683Cute!
>>220317733What kind of beer do you buy lass?
some more friends showed up>>220317707okay
>>220316950>picIt doesn't piss me off, but it does make me say to myself "goddamn dude hahah", it only angers me if they smell and its happened with 2 fatties already.
one had a hole in itcan't see it here but it's reddish pink in the middle, might have got shot
In America they call a chocolate bar a "candy bar"
>>220317794Is that sharty /cum/ thread still going? I stopped keeping up ages ago because the posts were too fast
>>220317799What a country!
Just finished fall guyWas mid as heck
>>220317845The ryan gosling film? I agree.
>>220317762preferably Guinness but the cheap shit works too
>>220317572I was smoking weed but then I remembered something sad but then I smoked more weed and now I'm fine, what a life
>>220317706RIP (REST IN POWER) KING
Beat Giovanni in pokemon go >>220317845She's so hot >>220317855I loved that film
>>220317808>because the posts were too fastit doesn't get many posts, sometimes a few posts in one day, sometimes 5 for the week
Potato chips of choice
Currently watching/listening to this: https://youtu.be/63bwpfDV86U
>>220317885It's mid>>220317897Well when I left it was too much work to keep up with
ive made a mistake
>>220317501Foot fetishists are brain damaged. The regions of the brain that process foot sensation and genital sensation are right next to each other and when there's erroneous overlap between the two you get footfaggotry.
CHUM CHURUM
It doesn't really matter how many times you get caught driving drunk if you're rich
>>220317903These bad boys.
>>220317984He's starting to look like that guy from only god forgives
back from costco
Relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ckzh34DMDU
>>220317984Ulysses S. Grant was charged with a DUI before cars even existed while he was a sitting president
UP IN SMOKE THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE CAUSE WHEN IM HIGH THE WORLD BELOW DONT BOTHER ME WHEN LIFE BEGINGS TO BE ONE LONG AND DANGEROUS ROADI TAKE A TOKE AND ALL MY CARES GO UP IN SMOKE
Picture this:Gracie Abrams squatting over your face in the nude
>>220317984Remember when he had to apologize to the public for cheating on his wife? Like it was our problem lmao
>>220318044And then she takes a big dump? That's what you wanna see you freak?
>>220318071No I imagine her pucci lips on my mouth and all
ITS SO COLD AHHHHHH
>>220318108This. Fuck off with the cold I want to go on walks
>>220318127On god. A man shouldn't have to wear sweatpants during the spring.
An hour less of sleep this night
>>220318108it's 81 here. im burning aaaaaaa
it never even began
I always wanted to go to parties like in Hitman
$50 dm fee
>>220317962Hello, Icelandic anon!I am cheesed to meet you.
>>220318165Can you explain to me why austrian painters are so much better than german ones? And no, this is not a h*tler joke.>>220318169Lucky bastard
20 initial tribute50 to unblockThat’s my going rate
>>220318165I see this is an ass thread so I'll raise the stakes
>>220318221how i be feelin reading shit on the cta
I locked my keys AND phone in my fucking car and had to get a locksmith. This nigga tried to say it would be $180 and I said what. I said bro I got 50 bucks and he was like aight
>>220318280You should slash his tires for being a flake
How can you lock your keys in your car in 2026
My fob is broken and its analog style till I get it fixed
>>220318280I locked my keys in my car once (I had a spare key) and I thought about McGuyvering it and just smashing the window
>>220318361I was seriously considering it while waiting for the locksmith
>>220318280Pretty sure if you go to an official dealership for you car they can give you a copy for like $17
European cars don’t do that
>>220318361That's a misuse of the term McGuyver, he would pick the lock with a stick and a leaf. Just breaking the fucking window out is the opposite of McGuyvering
had a dream a cool down ass black woman invited me to dinner. i decided to drive us to the restaurant and while driving, i got a boner from the thought of getting a handjob after the meal which distracted me and caused us to get into a major car accident.
>>220317984In my state jail time is mandatory if it's more than one within 10 years
This is worse than the time I locked my keys outside of my car
Hate feeling nasty and gross it ruins your day every time
i never misplaced my keys. must be genetic o algo
Choking on steak unlocks the inner third eye
>>220318044Having someone do squats over your face naked is fun. If it's a woman her lips will part every time
working at starbucks is kind of zased because you get to take home pastries when they have to go out (which is well before they actually expire)
>>220318557until someone from high school recognizes you
>SHE SAID SHES GONNA CHOKE ME WITH A STEAK
>>220318557I've been contemplating dumpster diving for pastries desu. Don't tell anyone.
>>220318044At first I thought you said Stacey Abrams and i was picturing a fat old black cow squatting over a German
>>220318570Insane reference brother. Respect.
>>220318448You don't pick locks or use slimjims on modern cars. They have deflatable balloons you stick between the door and frame and a rubber wedge to hold it open so you can slip a rod in to unlock the door.
>>220318570THIRTEEN!
>>220318600
>>220318580Ohhh no quite the opposite
>>220318624I know I watched him do it
>>220318452Lol
>>220318448Okay you're right the sunroof was cracked and I thought about slighting my belt through it but that was too long of an explanation
>>220317984in my town some old guy drives his riding lawnmower all over town because he lost his license from a DWI
>>220318634You too>>220318647
>>220318580>a fat old black cow squatting over a German
>>220318624You've done this before. Tell me more, what's your address, known aliases, and date of birth it would be funny if you posted that here as a shitpost
>>220318600Check out this dub techno track! I think that you will like it because Eastern Europeans like dub techno I think.https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k
>>220318452What's weird is that I love Black women but I never dream about them as much as White or Asian women despite being equally attracted to all three
Guess i need to go buy some beerskis. had too much coffee and now need beer to calm my inner animal down
>>220318760Sounds like borderline alcoholism
>>220318754Black women have mannish faces, but they do have sexy curves
>>220318731catyank!
>>220318768Check this out! >>220318731
Inexplicable headache
>>220318760Relax and have a beer, Sal. Jesus.
>>220318768No actually it's coffeeism I wouldnt need the beer if it weren't for my coffee addiction
>8th inning>nobody's scoredJust fuck my shit up.
Black women have insanely soft skin because they all use cocoa butter. Like, all of themAnd they are visceral sex partners
>>220318799Never watched The Penguin is it any good
>turns a 110 calorie snack into a 700 calorie heartburn inducing sort of a mealthank you based peeb
>>220318835It's fucking brilliant. Best tv show of the last 5 years.
>>220318830the risk of accidentally spawning a muggle half blood is too high
>>220318852Really, just looks to me like your avg goyflix slop
Cocoa butter smells so fucking good I always want to eat it
>>220318889Boy I would be on top of this woman before her eyes so much as honed in on me.
>>220318718I use to work as a lock smith but lost my job to mental illness. They sell cheap kits for autos on Amazon.
>>220318883>looks to meWell that's the thing, you gotta actually watch shit to decide if it's good or not, not just look at pictures of it
>>220318794Splendid image.
>>220318915I don't have to do anything guess again
There's no explanation for the things I've done and my current condition other than that I'm genuinely low IQ.
Black girl magic is real.
>>220318794I cant atm because my mom is asleep and i will wake her up. Im sorry>>220318807Im sorry about that. Maybe you can quit both?>>220318830Maybe everyone should use cocoa butter. It sounds nice maybe i will do it.>>220318910Sorry you lost your job
>>220318970Recommend me a good old greek movie other than the counterfeit coin.
some kind of bot just went online in /int/ a bunch of super similar posts all at oncewonder what triggered it
>>220319015I'm actually kinda famous
>>220319017Do you remember when we had that weird Egyptian bot?
>>220319021What are you famous for?
>>220319055I'm a famous transgender care surgeonI've chopped off thousands of penises
>>220319055For a bagel that went viral
>>220319017Report it! If the jannies don't act, then the bot is run by the owners to boost website traffic.
>>220319044Yeah that one was weird because it was so nonsensicalwhatever this bot is in outer-int seems targeted as all the posts have a common theme, but if u look close the image is a.i generated
Pinky promise bros?
>>220319070Thank you for your service o7>>220319073A viral bagel?
where are the messsssicans?
>>220319257I'm Swedish if that counts!
Motherstein making terrible food again. I'm going to be Summer body read
>>220319304Do you have any clowns in sweden?
I gooned so hard and got so far, in the end it doesnt even matter
>>220319313Yeah we uhh... The fuck kinda question is that
>>220319016There this movie from around the same time.Two very timid men inherit a century-long blood feud between their two respective families.These two guys are skittish and peaceable, they try their best to steer clear off the vendetta, but through a series of miscommunications and misinterpreting intentions and signs, each man appears as intimidating and powerful to the other one all the while being deathly afraid of one another>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198698/It's this one, howalbeit it almost entirely references greek culture and language that'll probably translate poorly to foreign audience. Thought I'd mention it though because the concept is great and as far as I know it was original/wasn't copied from a contemporary french/italian movie (as was often the case back then)
>>220319360Answer . The. Question
Shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Going to have that wired shitty feeling for the rest of the day
>>220319360Just wondering okay>>220319362You've intrigued me greatly but I can't find a copy of it anywhere sadly. What does the title translate to?
>>220319394Yes there's a fucking circus themed hotel in my city even it looks decrepit
Mom's boyfriend's aunt and mother are here to visit
Set up cold brew for tomorrow morning. 35g coffee grounds with 140g water in a jar in the fridge Also put overnight oats in the fridge. Half a cup of oats, 2 tbsp wheat germ, 2 tbsp chia seeds, and enough milk to cover everything
>>220319507>Mom's boyfriendYour moms a real slut huh
Where is the Swedeposter from?
>>220319594The city of bombs and tolerance
>>220319481It's two surnames from those villages in southern Peloponnese where vendettas and blood feuds still exist (literally nothing has changed in the past 65 years since the movie was made). It's like saying 'The Johnsons and the Williamses'.Anyway maybe the Yellow Gloves could be similar to Counterfeit coin>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180782/
>>220319612Malmö?
>>220319594He's an Arab he used to regularly post his face and he looks borderline like an African nigger almost
>>220319644That actually makes sense. Every foreigner who posts here is a foreigner of their own country
>>220319644Would someone like that know a word like catafalque? Because I know that word.
>>220319617I can't find this one either. Thanks for trying though.
>>220319636Hit the fatwah on the takbir inshallah
>>220319680A pretty italian girl used to post here I think
https://x.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/2037542794139521391americattle
They're playing volleyball on the golf course. It's going to be a long Summer
I am a foreigner in every country
>>220316989been watching spy family it's cute
There's a quark shortage in sweden right now, thanks trump
>>220318569>wow anon you're making $23/hr making coffee?? haha what a fucking loseryeah idgaf>>220318579you won't find them, most starbucks donate pastrieson the flip side if you go to dunkin donuts before close and order donuts (while also being cool and not an obnoxious fag) they will likely offer you free donutsor you could dumpster dive for them
>>220319797Will you finger my hiney hole?
Farmers in my country harvested so many potatoes this year that they give them away for free.
>>220319772Volleyball girls are beautiful
>>220319847No I'm a gay woman (me in the middle)
>>220319863It's a bunch of dudes and a little kid
>>220319797>>220319860Check this out!https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k
>>220319845>most starbucks donate pastriesGay. Thanks for the dunkin advice, will try that.
What's gartic phone
Boom boom Tel Aviv guy ?
I always laugh when people dumpster dive and cry about spoiled food. Like did you want them to let that old food go overnight?
>>220319920Why'd they rebrand to just dunkin?
>>220319950Do you like dub techno in France?https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k
>>220319968Wut
>>220319920np, I would say shoot for like an hour before closeif you wait too long/the employees don't give a shit (dunkin pays horribly even relative to other fast food so they don't) they'll trash them pretty earlyjust order like a half a dozen or some shit and there's a 50/50 chance they'll just give them to you or offer another half dozen free
>>220319983Why'd they rebrand to just dunkin
>>220319912I want to visit a techno rave with you, cat anon.
Things are so grim my mom emails me job applications
>>220320004Did they?
>>220320008Hello. Did you know that I have been to Germany? I was in the most splendid and wonderful city of Stuttgart!
Would you be upset if I cum on your face all of a sudden without asking?
>>220320004I haven't worked there for like 6 years but they started talking about that when I was still therethey want to try to become a "real cafe" (as in a starbucks competitor) and they dropped donuts because they want to transition to more coffee/adjacent stuff (which is why they're just copying starbucks drinks and food)
>>220320008Would you visit the Swede in Malmo?
>>220319950He hasn't posted here or in /brit/ in the last few months, I think.
>>220320044I heard semen is actually good for the face but I don't trust someone who has doritos cool ranch for a diet
“pickle rick” will have no meaning in one or twi decades
>>220320060>fk posts in britGrim
reminder that the cat avatarfag is a maladjusted unsocialized retarded troglodyte freak
>>220320046Foids are the big spenders so it makes sense
>>220320103catyank is super smart! he has a phd in physics
>>220320046"Dunkin" sounds moronic, much like how "duncan" is the dumbest sounding name in the world.
>>220320103and you obviously have no life outside this thread for even noticing or knowing that
>>220320125Awfully vague
>>220320040No, I did not know. They are many better looking cities in Germany, though.>>220320047Only if she (he) is cute girl irl.
>>220320143Can I come visit you?
What's the move for tonight
>>220320149you will die alone and no amount of cat pictures will ever turn you into a normal human being
>>220320143My neighbor has a dachsund named duncan. I thought it was cute
>>220320175A movie and maybe some alcohol. You?
>>220320175Outlander
>>220320103You are just jealous that he gets more attention here than you.
Ehh alcachol aint too bad, maybe I'm just bored from weed. Its still bad tho and makes you feel shitty afterwards.
>>220320176Do you know him irl? think you might be the tistic one to hyper-fixate on him. autists are known for their obsessions
Can't wait for the weather to get warm.
>>220320216Can't wait for you to make the new thread
>>220320216Maybe you should move back to India if you can't stand the cold.
>>220320208stop pretending to be someone else you fucking loseravatarfagging and the irrelevant bullshit you spam to act like you have any modicum of intelligence speaks volumes, I don't need to know you
>>220320234I'll make it!
Haven't seen goat in awhile. You think he finally went and did it?
>>220320163Sure, just no gay stuff *wink*
>>220320234mr pendejo mr pendejo
New >>220320277
>>220320246I'm not him you schizo freak
>>220317984As time goes on I see the Thai in him more and more.
