>LOOK YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND BE NAKED IN SUB ZERO TEMPERATURES BECAUSE YOU FELL IN A LAKE AND UMMMM LOOK JUST GET YOUR PENIS OUT OKAY!
>>220318808Nono, you take your clothes off BEFORE you go to the lake in subzero temperatures. Silly brits.
>Your teeth are all perfectly healthy and you brush them twice daily, but they WILL fall out if you don't floss them! My proof? Uh... just look at the sign on the wall that says "flossing is necessary."
>>220318808>We HAVE to hug each other naked, it's the only way to survive broUh... GAY
>ummm you can't drive under the influence because.... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?!!?!?
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TIE A BUNGEE CORD TO YOUR ANKLE AND JUMP, WE HAVE A PROCEDURE!!!
>>220318808>erm, weighing 150kg is actually really unhealthy and you should cut back on the food
>>220318808I started doing homemade cold therapy, going to in the peak of winter without a jacket, not having heating on etc. the cold immunity effects are so minimal the work isn't even worth the reward. Also your tolerance takes a long time to build up.I'm contemplating not even bothering with it this coming winter
>>220320673Why did you start doing it in the first place?
>>220320976Porky should cut back on pulla
>>220321067She's literally perfectI'd have dinner with her in the saunaaaaaaaaaaa
>What if I made it so that their natural reaction to plunging into cold water is too involuntarily open their mouth and inhale.
>>220320673Just don't dress too warmly at -10 and you'll be fine when it's cold, it's not that complicated
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>DO NOT QUESTION WHY I GAVE YOUR 3 YEAR OLD CHILD TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER OR I'LL SEND YOU AND THAT LITTLE FAGGOT TO BE HORRIFICLY TORTURED BY DEMONS FOR AN ETERNITY>I AM A LOVING GOD
