Americans have the option to join the military and travel the world on a ship or get stationed overseas and have locals want to fuck you and yet they choose NEET life instead.
>>220321578This post glows
>>220321578they won't let me join the military because i took antidepressants at 13>>220321596trve
>>220321578trvke, I've met American army in Asian countries and these niggas are just living a second university phase
>>220321611KWAB
I couldn't be around guns that long without trying to blow my brains out
>>220321578Most Americans in the Philippines are either in the military or veterans and they don't look like cannon fodders like what 4chan and Reddit describe. They all live in executive gated communities living of off membership stores like local costco.
>>220321659https://vocaroo.com/11LQZhQQKdeu
>>220321578It's true that the army/navy is a shitty paid workcation basically but they pay you like absolute shit. Literally 80s fast food worker tier 33,000 a year for a private. For risking your life? Fuck that. I might as well work at In n Out and become a manager and make more than have to suck off my superiors and die to a shahedalso you don't always get assigned to overseas bases. sometimes you go to minnesota
>>220321578I already did it and lived in Japan for 2 years. I'm good
>>220321578Ah yes, join the Navy right as the Strait of Hormuz needs fixing
>>220321578>nd have locals want to fuck youBuddy trust me all those people getting action in okinawa are from rapes kek
>>220321691they give you food and housing, so you could literally pocket your entire paycheck if you wanted to and have a huge savings after a few years.
>>220321791>t. Mexican
>>220321578i already did that, now i work at a defense contractor
>>220322380do i need high iq to make missiles?
>>220321578You could die now with the warPlus the military is super gay
>>220323591Aviation ordnanceman in the navy have probably one of the lowest asvab requirements and they assemble and move the bombs
What the fuck? All these mutts get to live in tropical paradises while I had to firm it out in bloody Aldershot
>>220323840The only tropical paradises you can get stationed at are Hawaii and OkinawaWe don't have bases in the Philippines anymore
>>220323951Got a cousin who was stationed in japan for fucking ever (before trump sent him to die for israel) he would always say he was pretty much on base the whole time and didn't know much about japan. Though he is a fa/tg/uy type so maybe saying that was his anti weeb tech
>>220321611>they won't let me join the military because i took antidepressants at 13This is an outright lie. You were rejected because you're not the right type for the job.
I had more sex as a canadian ranger than working under us army command. Rural native quebec is extremely shit. I was having sex basically every day, usually with different women, all of whom didn't want to leave the frozen tundra they were born into.
I have asthma, which makes me not good meat grinder material, I'll be grinding my neighbor's wife as usual though.
