>>220322224
Is this gay porn

say Geronimo
say Geronimo

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fat cunt

>>220322247
Fat pussy

>>220322247
he knows hes been caught being fat

>white women with yet another win
>>220322222

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catberg observing my doings

>>220322276
he looks like the villain in a film about cats

Geoffrey Epstein

next door having a party and singing beatles songs really loudly

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Would love to scrape the butt cheese from Emma Watson's crack and give it a taste.

>>220322271
Imagine if God was a white foot

>>220322305
bet you don't really want that

I’m not Jeff ep. I’m palm beach Pete!

got bored while wanking

In Image 1000087370.jpg, you have Lucretia in a classic white stola/tunic, but the soldiers are in modern British Desert DPM camouflage with medic armbands.

um

>>220322344
happens to me sometimes

>>220322247
horrible thing to say
nasty horrible man

might go see project hail mary
might not, not sure I wanna commit 3 hours of my day to it, might spend those 3 hours in my incel cave instead

>>220322356
what

goin' im goin'

nothing I hate more than a female comedian

>>220322346
enjoyed this chronicle

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>>220322383
It's a Benjamin Britten opera

have a hard time doing things that are hard that i won't see some sort of short-term or medium-term gratification for having done

>>220322404
loved this video

Woody Allen is a bad man a bad man

imagine actually having a kid and you've got to look after it and all

>>220322416
Craziest shit I've ever heard. You're a nut! Guys, we REALLY need some kind of anti-NUT moderation here. But guess what, no matter how many times I email the janitorial staff, we're never ever ever ever ever ever going to get it. That's why I'm leaving this cesspit. Effective immediately.

>wessex
>sussex
>essex
>no nosex
Why are Brits so horny?

>>220322433
WOW dude no reason for the antisemitism

>>220322404
bizarre

>>220322453
imagine if the saxons get here before the angles and we were called sexland

>>220322453
theres also middlesex

>>220322465
How come there’s no norsex

>>220322460
why is she dressed like a slut

>>220322453
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

should probably take vitamin d supplements
seeing as how the sun never touches my skin

>>220322488
Rorke’s endz

don't like the words vagina or pussy

>>220322506
ktim

Farting out a rape

>>220322508
same dont really have a good word to call it
thats why 'shag' is so good nice middle ground between sex and fuck

rorke serenading the pussy

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When I was young, I thought that Poland was a Jewish country where everybody followed Judaism, and that Hitler had invaded them so he could capture all the Jews there. I didn't learn otherwise until I played Europa Universalis 3 when I was 13 years old, and noticed that Poland was listed as a Catholic country with all of its provinces as Catholic.

Did you believe any stupid incorrect things about countries when you were a child?

>>220322532
>Did you believe any stupid incorrect things about countries when you were a child?
yeah

Think in create a character mode I'd make myself 6 foot 5 400lbs. I'd make myself Albanian. I'd make myself a real son of a bitch for the Romans. Hired by them but keeps sabotaging things. Not out of principle but out of deep CTE-induced psychopathy.

>>220322469
dont know but didnt the danes invade north of there

We're going back to the moon in a few days for the first time since the 1970s. Mental that.

>>220322526
fannard

>>220322544
>yeah
that's it? what a thoroughly uninteresting post

>>220322532
Yeah, I thought we were part of america when I was in nursery.

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>>220322488
Didn't know Donald had an pre-Elizabethian sensibility

>>220322558
fr?

>>220322558
A flyby is a bit of a yawn but glad they're getting on with it

>>220322574
Artemis II launching April 1st yeah

>>220322532
i didn't know other countries existed until i was 10 and this kid from africa joined our school
i thought the whole world was england

>>220322595
>i thought the whole world was england
a beautiful dream

If you wanted bread, you went to Bread Street.

If you needed a cow, you went to Cow Lane.

If you were looking for the red-light district, the name Gropecunt Lane told you exactly what service was offered there.

Well it makes sense, doesn't it?

i should eat more vegetables

Live near a road called Bell End

>>220322586
love to see it

>>220322616
And if I'm looking for your house, I go to Foreign Nonce Road.

what if they went to the moon and there was someone up there

>>220322668
a man?

did the clock go forward or back?

>>220322690
dont know

>>220322681
yeah just a man and he was up there
and he was like hello

>>220322661
Actually live on Stabbing Alley right by Alcoholic Street

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The game is over, as I am fond of saying. The jews won.

They are in control of the Pikes Peak batholith and the multi-trillion-dollar granite tunnel system — a highly symbolic 40 miles west of Denver, Colorado in the Front Range. But they are in control of much more than the end-time survival apparatus. They control not only the military and government of the United States of America but through the power of major corporations and the corruptibility of businessmen and government officials, fiat currency manipulation by the WiΩards of Fiat Currency at the Federal Reserve System, a small army of propagandists and "hackers" (this is a technically incorrect use of the term) who are fighting to maintain control of the Frankenstein monster they created called the Internet (in a war I fear they are going to lose), and even the Republican form of government they created which inevitably—and I would argue by design—fosters centralized control and assures only a handful of "elected" officials must be compromised to control an entire country, they control the entire Western world.

pls dont poz my neg hole

>>220322690
up to you really

>>220322698
id say hello
ask him for some cheese

>>220322707
was just saying this down at the pub

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ᵀʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒᵛᵉʳ, ᵃˢ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᶠᵒnᵈ ᵒᶠ ˢᵃʸᶦnᵍ. ᵀʰᵉ ʲᵉʷˢ ʷᵒn.

ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦn ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᶦᵏᵉˢ ᴾᵉᵃᵏ ᵇᵃᵗʰᵒˡᶦᵗʰ ᵃnᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵘˡᵗᶦ-ᵗʳᶦˡˡᶦᵒn-ᵈᵒˡˡᵃʳ ᵍʳᵃnᶦᵗᵉ ᵗᵘnnᵉˡ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐ — ᵃ ʰᶦᵍʰˡʸ ˢʸᵐᵇᵒˡᶦᶜ 40 ᵐᶦˡᵉˢ ʷᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᴰᵉnᵛᵉʳ, ᶜᵒˡᵒʳᵃᵈᵒ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵒnᵗ ᴿᵃnᵍᵉ. ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦn ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃn ᵗʰᵉ ᵉnᵈ-ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ˢᵘʳᵛᶦᵛᵃˡ ᵃᵖᵖᵃʳᵃᵗᵘˢ. ᵀʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ nᵒᵗ ᵒnˡʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᶦˡᶦᵗᵃʳʸ ᵃnᵈ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳnᵐᵉnᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵁnᶦᵗᵉᵈ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳ ᶜᵒʳᵖᵒʳᵃᵗᶦᵒnˢ ᵃnᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒʳʳᵘᵖᵗᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵘˢᶦnᵉˢˢᵐᵉn ᵃnᵈ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳnᵐᵉnᵗ ᵒᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡˢ, ᶠᶦᵃᵗ ᶜᵘʳʳᵉnᶜʸ ᵐᵃnᶦᵖᵘˡᵃᵗᶦᵒn ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵂᶦΩᵃʳᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠᶦᵃᵗ ᶜᵘʳʳᵉnᶜʸ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉᵈᵉʳᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐ, ᵃ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵃʳᵐʸ ᵒᶠ ᵖʳᵒᵖᵃᵍᵃnᵈᶦˢᵗˢ ᵃnᵈ "ʰᵃᶜᵏᵉʳˢ" (ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵗᵉᶜʰnᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᶦnᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ ᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐ) ʷʰᵒ ᵃʳᵉ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᶦnᵗᵃᶦn ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵃnᵏᵉnˢᵗᵉᶦn ᵐᵒnˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᴵnᵗᵉʳnᵉᵗ (ᶦn ᵃ ʷᵃʳ ᴵ ᶠᵉᵃʳ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒ ˡᵒˢᵉ), ᵃnᵈ ᵉᵛᵉn ᵗʰᵉ ᴿᵉᵖᵘᵇˡᶦᶜᵃn ᶠᵒʳᵐ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳnᵐᵉnᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉᵈ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶦnᵉᵛᶦᵗᵃᵇˡʸ—ᵃnᵈ ᴵ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵃʳᵍᵘᵉ ᵇʸ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍn—ᶠᵒˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᶜᵉnᵗʳᵃˡᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵃnᵈ ᵃˢˢᵘʳᵉˢ ᵒnˡʸ ᵃ ʰᵃnᵈᶠᵘˡ ᵒᶠ "ᵉˡᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ" ᵒᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡˢ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵃn ᵉnᵗᶦʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵘnᵗʳʸ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵒˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉnᵗᶦʳᵉ ᵂᵉˢᵗᵉʳn ʷᵒʳˡᵈ.

Yanks are freaks

>>220322748
>>220322707
mad that.

leftypol marrying his escort
rorke asking the stripper if she comes here often

Women think ADHD is a fashion accessory

>>220322776
>Women think
common misconception

>>220322767
>>220322776
ADHD is the most normalfaggot mental "illness" you could possibly have.

>women think

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>>220322767
>I've never, like, played Resident Evil or anything, but I just LOOOOVE Leon edits :p

>>220322776
a lot of "ADHD" is just low IQ
IQ is forbidden to bring up so we have to pretend that retards have some disorder

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Browsing Nigerian twitter

>>220322707
Don’t even know what any of this is
Is this a new Vegas thing?

>>220322766
rorke turning shy after getting a lob on during a lap dance

No, don't worry. It doesn't hurt, and you won't even be particularly sad. One morning you'll simply wake up and it will be over, before you've even realized. Lying still, eyes closed, ears pricked, trying to sense the flow of the morning air, you'll feel that something has changed from the night before, and you'll know that you've lost something, that something has been disappeared from the island.

Ah, denying the existence of mental conditions again are we rorke? I'm sure that it is based off of an extensive critical engagement with the research, and NOT just a knee-jerk reaction against something you deem to be leftist-coded!

Oh what's that? You can't plan, remember things and have low impulse control? Yeah you definitely aren't just a mong

Exberg tried to say I groomed her when she liked me first and all because after we broke up I told her that her obsession with Pedro Pascal was weird

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Whose mass will we attend lads?

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THINGS THAT ARE REAL vs. THINGS THAT ARE JUST ON THE TELLY.

>>220322887
Bet she does some rank farts.

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he's right, you know.

*funny walks inside ur mum*

>>220322866
Might start father Jack maxxing

>>220322899
Won't wake up until nine

wish I could dance good like a black guy

Jack is Id
Dougal is the Superego
Ted is the Ego navigating between the innocent and primal man

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>>220322951

as i've aged, i've come to have a deep appreciation for socks

>>220322899
quranism is considered a major heresy by most muslims

alri

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>>220323113
alri

Pooman, the world's first fecal superhero

might make a new stardew valley farm

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>homer bimpson

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>>220323113

>>220322899
islam is easily the most retarded of the 3 abrahamic religions

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>>220323194

>>220323194
cat girl

>>220323198
But that’s leftypol’s favorite one

MIKU!

Alright lads? How's the insomnia going?

>>220323300
3am is early
don't let woke brigade tell you its 4

Been playing loads of osu

why can't japanese femboys have nice looking cocks and not mangled crawfish looking things

time theft occurred.

1 hour = 0 hours

farting all over my hand so it's nice and warm for my wank

rorke saying 'if you can't hear me at the back, raise your hand' at his keynote speech

recording a naughty show on my webcam for future me to enjoy

mares

>>220323300
Not good. Not good at all.

>>220323421
ummy

i'm very good at managing money when i don't have much and i have to put some aside for my weekly drug budget

Met Police officer

called Al Jazeera

journalist 'dog' and

'donkey'

>>220323300
Fucking annoying

4am

I'm tired, fully awake, my head hurts, I'm stressed about not getting any sleep and I'm hungry. Why the fuck am I hungry?

Look at her stance, tongue out, shakin' her ass, uh
Kick a lil' P out my pad, uh, jump out the pot like yams

Based Iran threatens to bomb American universities

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>Today's menu
Suffice to say I am not impressed

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Imagine having poo sex with her.

it's incredible what a weak and pathetic excuse of a man I am

>>220323700
she was looking quite peng here if I do say myself

>>220323742
No you're not you're Ivan the Terrible

>>220323719
does that protect his meat and two veg?

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I'm sorry is this /brit/ or the UN?

>>220323779
It 4am

almost forgot to do my bing daily rewards

>>220323829
the sun never sets on the british empire (until the chagos deal is finalised)

>>220323831
thought i was the only one who did this

just did a WANK to PORN and CUMMED

middle class english women are lovely ands deserve to loved and protected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlHesfSQwc

>>220323855
corr love wanking to porn, hope you had a nice cum

>>220323876
yeah i did thanks x

>>220323867
What's this from then

>>220323864
no they're actually all very evil

a quarter of the year almost done :/

>>220323930
you do know time passes quickly for you because every single one of your days is exactly the same so weeks and months are indistinguishable from each other, right?

>>220323953
well yeah i don't think i implied otherwise

snl just DESTROYED the royals, rorke will NOT like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTHQLFgAHc

haven't got enough money in the drug budget this week to buy opioids and benzos so i have to decide which i want, very tough decision this

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>learn 5 languages
>can immediately speak to 85% of the world map
if only I could be bothered to start
vgh

eaten too much. need to get back on the wegovy asap.

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>>220323999
>zvee are pepul too rosbif

>>220324007
85% of the world map is not worth speaking to

waiting for the sun to come out from these clouds and blast me with warm heavenly rays

>>220323999
pepe if he real

>>220324003
always opioids over benzos

>>220323985
That is really awful. Why are they doing this? Making a terrible version of a Yank programme that died decades ago? It makes no sense.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG1hg3LCNNI

listen to how middle class they all are
bet if I waddled over to them with my cockney accent they'd throw rocks at me
I simply must have them

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mfw i remember the fix the clocks

need to stop constantly seeking distractions online its made me boring useless and depressed
need to get comfortable being bored and see where it takes me

>>220324082
if America's congress passed a bill tomorrow that everyone had to be a nudist, we'd mock them for one month and then do it ourselves anyway

Not feeling very gay tonight. Fapped to a blonde twink sucking on an older man's cock earlier, and the gay just evaporated.

>>220324071
i get more mileage out of the benzos though, they can help me get shit done

>>220324087
Don't know how you can listen to that. Perhaps it will help me to finally sleep.

>>220324104
faggot

>>220324087
when I went to university I felt like the biggest yokel of all time because everyone sounded exactly like that and there I was with my retarded bristolian drawl

>>220324098

Time Theft ..

the Worst Thing
to Happen !!

/Brit/ I ask
That

You

Resist !! Concede your clock !!

>>220324102
kek
>>220324119
can't hear you mate, your muffled in the closet

eins zwei drei and i'm feeling okie dokie

>>220324110
Opposite effect for me. Benzos make me drowsy, lazy and tired. Opioids help me do menial tasks.

bitches be like i've got a substack idgaf i'm going to kill you !!

>>220324139
i get that with opioids too but i always end up saying it's a week supply but then i end up finishing them all in 2-3 days, i have an easier time spacing benzos out

The poo flavoured crisps were extremely unpopular and were discontinued shortly after release.

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>>220324182

it took me multiple listens to every kanye album for me to finally get it and admit that he's good but i will literally never ever ever recognise kendrick lamar as a good artist no matter how many times i listen to his dogshit music

>>220324182
Fake news

>>220324177
Thats fair. But personally id always pick opioids over benzos.

Do all Southern men have a slight stammer?

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>>220324211

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Equine bum

house party nearby i'm bringing weird guys
funny ass line

bean neighbors are engaged in nightly drama episode, right on cue as happens every Saturday night. im beginning to think there's no variety amongst beans and they're all the same dumb, fat, chaotic retards.

went two weeks without a wank (longest i went since puberty) and went i wanked it was so intense cockberg was really sensative afterwards

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femlets are worse than manlets

>>220324182
People prefer the real thing and not a crappy imitation

>>220324251
imagine you're just out and about and that little gremlin comes charging at you

>>220324251
you wouldn't get it

I've always preferred short girls. 4' to 5' is ideal

one time I didn't wank for a month and on the 30th day I had a wet dream about JK Rowling

>>220324231
Don't show this to mousenonce.

>>220324290
one time i gave up porn and got throbbing hard watching a girl do ASMR and busted

>>220324309
what kind of animal is this

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>>220324282
'

my woke opinion is that blacks in america actually do have the right to feel a bit aggrieved about slavery

>>220324272
probably shag her

>>220324332
nah it was just a laugh

>>220324324
How is that post Habsburg coded?

What is the meaning of Jaudy? How popular is the baby name Jaudy? Learn the origin and popularity plus how to pronounce Jaudy

i want to do sex

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>>220324355
Mexican girls are under 5 feet tall
A habsburg literally was Emperor of Mexico
Put 2 and 2 together

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>>220324332

>>220324363
with a woman?

>>220324363
Ha sorry not gay lad.....(meet me in the park in 30 minutes behind the bushes)

>>220324373
ideally yeah

>>220324363
How is hingetoil going? Or will you be shagging a brass?

>>220324371
Germans basically took over Mexico after the French left and Mexicans don't know Germany invented their culture for them

>>220324380
i wont be shagging anyone as im a stone cold incel

My woke opinion is that George Floyd should still be alive scheming and doing fent with his homies

forgot alexander isak existed

>>220324332
why

>>220324371
How do you get executed after just three years of your services to the country?

>>220324406
it's Mexico

>>220324392
My opinion is that the orange in the Irish flag reminds me of Irish girls pubic hair

>>220324389
grim lad

>>220324402
it was a bit bad having a slave caste and then segregating them for another 100 years

>>220324425
they liked being slaves

>>220324420
oh yeah you're right, that's a cool mnemonic

>>220324440
yeah i'm sure some did if massa was nice and gave them butter biscuits but most of them were getting thoroughly buck broken in a bad way

Will be having 6000mg of pregabalin today for a science experiment. I had 1500mg a few hours ago and just downed another 1500mg.

listening to charli xcx again aren't i

Queen Elizabeth never visited Israel but Charles visited it many times what a freak

>>220324456
why
>>220324487
why

>>220324487
>xcx
Weird way to write 100

>>220324496
sounds good

>>220324420
It’s actually a testament to our love of tangerines

why did ivory coast steal ireland's flag and flip it

esdeekid has passed away

>>220324534
Indonesia stole Poland's flag and flipped it. Nun Tymmy cud do

>>220324548
vax status?

thinking about the western roman empire and the provinces and how for the people living there it's not like it actually collapsed it's just that things gradually got less good until rome having an actual presence in the region became a memory

>>220324199
are you the other lad that takes tapentadol?
my tolerance to that shit is so high now that i have to take loads of it at once and it makes me break out in hives

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vgh...