IT'S UP edition Prev >>220320277
Watching a Let's Play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVeNyCiB6EA&list=RDIVeNyCiB6EAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q66v9kv1F24&list=RDq66v9kv1F24more classics from my party days
>floats over the thread
This is the real new.
>>220322553damn she's got a nice cabbage tho
Tell it to your caretaker unc
>>220322564You only get one of those things best get one before you die then you'll really have no life
>>220322576Your name is Mr. Penis Munch
>>220322581>my face when you float over the thread
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat
I like watching mall brawls in the US
If I win the lottery I'm tracking this down and buying it.
>>220322581Is this real?
>>220322581
I finished my laundry
>>220322553>Red cabbage >Is purpleHuh?
I used to like Avicii too but as a rule I don't think it's good to listen to art made by people who committed suicide.
I look like this
>>220322642what about linkin park
asked for my money back on the fried pizza
I have never in my life met a person named Stacy
>I look like this
>>220322667Why?
>>220322678it never arrived and the shop didnt give me any response
The drinking has started.
>>220322664Used to listen to it because it was so popular in early World of Warcraft pvp compilation videos but for over a decade.
>>220322664doesn't count, (((they))) murdered Chester
>fried pizzaDo monkeys really
I look like this. This is literally me.
>>220322664>>220322692Even then I preferred Evanescence
This is me
I liked Limp Bizkit too because it was genuinely unpretentious
I’m so eepy I could cry and poop myself
Imagine paying real money to advertise a fucking Wikipedia article on 4chan (clicked ad accidentally)
>>220322691WELCOME TO THE FOLD
Just consumed 6 hard boiled eggs with Tapatio hot sauce
My way or the highway
>>220322691Me too drinking Leinenkugels
Awful lot of sudden lead posts
Fresh loaf of bread straight out the oven
>>220322754Never heard of it
>>220322761*Leaf
Just go right ahead and fuckin milk me longstyle
Wonder what it's like to be the brother of one of those thirdie girls that openly whore themselves out to foreigners
>>220322691I started 3 hours ago, should've waited baka
>>220322781It is what it is
>>220322768I'm going keto for a few days to reduce bloating since I going on a date on Monday
No Doubt was pretty great too. Gwen Stefani had a great voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7uiJcxIsK4&list=RDQ7uiJcxIsK4
BUT THROUGH IT ALLLLWHERE THERE WAS DOUUBBTTI ATE IT UP AND SPIT IT OUTTTI FACED IT ALLAND I STOOD TALLAND DID IT MYYYYYY WAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>220322686Understandable, have a great day
>>220322786I haven't had a sip in a week. Only decided to give it a go in case it stops the palpitations
>>220322781I wonder what it’s like to be the brother of a really hot girl with big boobies
Do fatties really?
Kind of fell off the diet for the last 2 weeks and only lost 1.4 lbs instead of the projected 2-2.5lbs. I must do better this week.
People keep necrobumping my other thread for some reason
Hey
>>220322813Probably lots of boners desu
>>220322845BEEN TRYIN TO MEET YOU
>>220322823Nice you got it
>>220322799B A N A N ABANANAS THATS MY SHIT
>BUT I'M A- *starts strumming guitar*>ALL THAT I BO-OUGHT, WAS STILLNESS OF HEART
>>220322858Long way to go. I'm 208 lbs, embarrassingly fat. It's going to take months more to get back to my desired weight (175lbs)
CUS IM JUST A GIRLOH LITTLE OLE ME
>>220322859Hate that song
>>220322856Would be pretty sick. I have zero siblings thoughever
>>220322859>>220322876KINO
>>220322879You like getting blue balls?
Tomorrow I will have sex for sure & then life will be permanently fixed until the next time I need sex
>>220322871Haha I see a lot of people who are way fatter than that. But still, you’re headed in the right direction.
The best no doubt song is SixteenThe bass on that one is sick and the chorus is too catchy
>>220322894Probably not lol. I’m just indulging in the fantasy.
>>220322903Thanks for the kind words brother
No Pixies fans I see
>>220322894You don't like your busty vixen sister teasing you mercilessly knowing she'll never touch you and there's nothing you can do about it?
>>220322926I only know a few of their songs. I should listen to them more I suppose.
not only did the pizza did not arrive but also none of my streamers are online and theres no interesting videos on youtube, horrible night
>>220322906I like that one too, No Doubt is very underrated
>>220322954The fight's on
>>220322926They aren't bad but I'm not super into them
>>220322969>>220322944See>>220322845>>220322857
>>220322973I missed your reference lil anon
what is your favourite metric song
>>220322971For me it's Superstar Car Wash
>>220322976>LilI'm old enough to be your father
My mom isn’t that hot, so if I had a sister she’d probably be pretty mid.
>>220322997Very healthy train of thought
anyone here >whalin'
>>220322981Gold Guns Girls
My mother was fucking beautiful but my sister looks like Shrek in a wig.
Saw this on /tv/ and thought it was hot. Have fun kiddos
Shiny Toy Guns, angelic voice of the lead singer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFe5m2MU9Q&list=RDKyFe5m2MU9Q
Pick a card any card
My mom was pretty but she went a little overboard with the big 80s hair. Just looks very funny in old photos.
in 20 years minions memes will have no cultural relevance
IT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SKINYOUR SKIN IS BLACK METALLIC
Conservativism is about preserving the worst aspects of society and progressivism is about progressing towards new bad things for society. Liberalism is about the freedom to do bad things are harmful for yourself and others. Communism is about making sure everyone is equally poor and destitute. Capitalism is about prolonging people suffering by pretending they can succeed in a rigged system.The only real joy in life is peeing and pooping
Conservatism is inherently a losing ideology with no roots. Progressiveness is Satanic.
>>220323031
>>220323029Minions will last for thousands of years
>>220322997U have your mom's genes too so you're admitting you're ugly
I like to think that the only trace humanity will leave in its wake is millions of minions memes
THIS DATES BACK TO 1555WHEN THEY CAPTURED THE FIRST TRIBE OF MEN AND PILED THEM IN A PENFIFTY FEET HIGHAND TOOK EM ALL ON A 9000 MILE RIDEAND LANDED ON THE SHORE OF A PLACE THEY NEVER SEEN BEFOREBUT READ ABOUT THIS INSIDE THE ANCIENT BOOKS OF WAR
Conservatism is about having secret late night sexual rendezvous with your large-breasted sister. Communism is about eating her pussy.
>>220323066I would think communism is more about mutual masturbation if anything
>>220323058I look way more like my dad. But I’m still pretty mid. I inherited his fuckass hairline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtMqFc1Sic
I have to learn about hockey just so I have something to talk about at work
I cant see the puck
I saw a lot of black people saying this was the worst Black History month ever and that white people were going around just saying the n word. Is this true? I personally didn't see any evidence of this, but I want to believe
I'm generally a nihilist
>>220323124I did it every day of that month, don't normally use it but y'know Trumps president so I felt like it was ok.
>>220323099This is What separates me from normies, I will always be my genuine self. I would never inflict upon my mind this act of submission, this willingness to rape my own soul by forcing myself to enjoy something I know I don't like
My dad is a turbo sports autist so I have absorbed an unreasonable amount of sports knowledge. Sports were on TV almost 100% of the time and my dad would start reciting 1970s hockey or baseball stats and trivia.
>>220323124>SawYou mean read on Twatter/leddit
>>220323142Same, at best ill shut the fuck up about my autistic interests but I wouldn't watch sportsball to fit in. Fuck that.
Not sure if I drank any water today
>keep getting shifts at work even though I pretend I have them off>want to call out or show them a text I sent to my manager saying I couldnt work that day, but I know I'll do fuck all even if I do get the day off
I'm out of vodka ahhhhhh
Alexa Grasso is making me smell her armpits
I wish I had fucked my chinese english teacher as a child. She was flirting with me for sure, sat on my desk and stuff
>>220323254>anon, why you so dumb? why you no do homework? why you virgin?
>>220323254I unironically wish I fucked my high school english teacher. She even gave me her number a few days before school ended. But I was a retarded pussy who was " in love " with my gf of the time.
>>220323271Fuck you I'm jealous
>>220323263Can't blame you there was also a high school senior who told me I was cute and that she would have been my girlfriend if I was her age when I was in like 5th grade, which is pretty crazy. She was sexy and a slut. I think she was Italian
What does the burger say?
>>220323254That’s hot. I had two teachers I really wanted to duck when I was a teenager. They both always wore form-fitting dress pants. The physics teacher in particular was so curvy and had the roundest ass. Her body was almost inappropriate for a teacher lol.
>>220323291Nigger o algo
>>220323291Yall
>>220323292>duckFuck my phoneposting chud life
'accidentlaly knocked over my can of beer' award
Im so glad I quit my job
>>220323292My science teacher was the hottest one in my school. She wore extremely tight pants and her ass was massive, she also had huge tits. She looked like an anime character. She was annoying and a bitch though, only the Chinese teacher wanted my penis
You're all chumps
society failed me, i slipped through the cracks
>>220323281I was taking steroids in senior year so I was kinda cheating growing up anyways. Banging my then gf under the stairs at school multiple times was pretty cash in hindsight tho
>>220323328That's not the only thing that slips into your crack
Played through RE9 without using an item box award
>>220323325I'm a winner and a future billionaire lower your tone
i dont believe like 85% of what you retards claim amazing men behave this way
I met a black guy once who believed the sovereign citizen stuff
>>220323375Why would I lie when it's all anonymous?
Man I should’ve become a teacher. Then I could fulfill the fantasy of banging my teachers. Or maybe I’d still get zero pussy.
>>220323375>amazing men behave this wayShow your tits you dumb whore or gtfo
Lemon pound cake, it tastes so nice
They couldn't agree there's basically only three kinds of black men. There's the standard NPC ghetto one, there's the weeaboo who thinks he's blade and believes all kinds of schizo conspiracy theories, and there's the one who makes his entire existence about living in spite of white people who is Muslim and is either genuinely successful or larps as successful on social media
this whole war is probably just gonna end with anti climatic dud
I like pizza buns
>>220323408Nintendo Black People are pretty cool and can be found at most card shops, any other kind of black person is bad news.
>>220323408God damn it, the stupid voice to text thing always messes up the first few words of my posts. The voice to text thing I'm using on my phone because I'm driving right now. One day I'll die from this
>>220323414No nukie splodies?
You see there's thing called HUBRIS
>>220323448Is this guy legit or is tucker a retard for having him on
>>220323448If I ever see this guy on the street im doing this to himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClWps_Vin0
>>220323454Hes retarded. Watched the piers morgan interview with him and he's just your run of the mill conspiracy theorist
nature is healing
Just got out the shower. That feels a hell of a lot better. Praise Jesus.
>>220323473Hes actually crazier than Alex Jones
>>220323475Not much you can do against cluster munitions tbqh
>>220323487He's just a CCP propagandist.
>>220323487That's pretty bad, you can tell alex isn't even being serious sometimes
Mama's lemon pound cakeIt tastes so niceIt made the sheriff wanna put down his gunAnd cut him a slice (of what? Of what?)Lemon pound cakeHe wanna put down his GlockLemon pound cakeTrending on TikTokLemon pound cakeHe's a family guyLemon pound cakeGot the munchies because he got highLemon pound cake, pound cake
damn too many leafs itt
It's midnight but I don't feel even a bit sleepy
>>220323521dont post my wife
>>220323536I had a terrible sleep last night + I've only had two cups of coffee today and those were both in the AM (I got up at like 6 o'clock), so I'm hoping I'll have a good sleep tonight and be able to get to church in the morning. I went to church last week for the first time in ages and ages and I was only able to do so because my sleep schedule was fucked at the time so I just stayed up. I don't wanna be tired during or after church anyways plus I want to go for a walk before getting home.
>>220323579Hey good on you, I usually just go to the evening mass on Sundays.
>le "big pattern shift" I hate this state
>>220323590My church only has a morning service, 10am. Gotta catch the bus at 8:30 doe cause it comes once an hour on Sunday mornings and it's like a 40 min bus ride.
>>220323610Oh yeah that is unfortunate. Do they have a Saturday vigil mass? Maybe that would be easier for you to get to next week?
>>220323619>massYou have it all wrong, brother.
I wonder what Canadian twists happen in Canadian churches
>>220323639Are you a protestant of some kind? Do you not call it mass?
>>220323642Several Afghani and Persian families converted and joined my church in the last year or so. It's nice actually.
>Afghani and Persian families
>>220323642Fermented maple syrup instead of communion wine
>>220323536this is when i get weird. i'll go to all night diners, build gunpla, watch documentaries, go down some conspiracy rabbithole. restless hours can be very rewarding.
>>220323664Me, I personally consider myself to fall under the Protestant umbrella but I don't subscribe to any specific denomination. I'm a member of a Mennonite church though. We just call it a service btw.
>>220323642There's a lot of Filipinos, and a lot less white people than you'd think, white people are a small minority in the churches ive been in.
>>220323526you hate fat titties or something?
>>220323691Oh that's really cool. I admire Mennonites greatly and many times in my life I wanted to join them for their way of living and similarity of beliefs. I am Catholic as you probably already guessed.
>>220323697>a lot lessA lot fewer* anon. A lot fewer.
>>220323687>all night dinersNever heard of an all night dinerIn my city the only thing open late night is fast food and gas stations
leaf concubines for BAC
this nigga never heard of Dennys
>>220323706It really doesn't resemble anything like the Amish or Hutterites. Instead the main focus is really on pacifism and being Christ-like. My church does a lot of volunteering and community work. I don't subscribe to pacifism though so I can't call myself a Mennonite.
>>220323715denny's and wafflehouse are the two. denny's, for me. it was funny, me and a bunch of coworkers all had a synchronized day off, and we were gonna go to denny's for a little stomach padding before a bar crawl, but by the end of the meal and conversation we all agreed we were too tired and just wanted to go home to bed. psh. old and lame. also one i forgot is cleaning out the damn kitchen! old shit in the pantry, fridge, sometimes i just go berserk late and night and throw out anything even approaching and expiry date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uI8CCiFsIg
What do pacifists do if u try and genocide them do they just let it happen
>>220323743Eating denny's is like eating the puke of someone who ate out of a dumpster.
>>220323770
>>220323759me and my buds used to go to dennys all the time literally since our freshman or sophomore year of high school, and we'd shoot the shit and play cards or something and had a blast. then they suddenly decided dennys was "beneath them" and now we never hand out anywhere anymore>>220323775spoken like someone who thinks eggs are spicy
>>220323778Kwab
>>220323778>Thick Quang DuckWhat a name.
>>220323752Oh ok, have you considered checking out Catholic churches, we have 3-4 masses every day on Sunday and Saturday Evening vigils ;)
>>220323778>this will definitely get me laid>>220323788Eggs are spicy shut up.
>Eggs are spicy shut up.
>>220323799Honestly I believe Catholicism to be very occult-infused. I believe anyone who is a sincere Catholic is a true Christian though and I would maybe be willing to change my mind but eh I have enough trouble getting to church anyway. I do sometimes feel a need for smth more...religious. With more substance. My pastor gives really good sermons though, very smart and he doesn't assume the listener is a baby believer you know what I mean? I get quite a lot out of them.
Okayyy cummies it's movie time bye see you in a few hours or have a good night!>>220323826Baited this post.
I wish I had six-pack abs so I could cum all over them. Waanghhh weh weh aaaagghhhh
>>220323848baited your moms uvula with my member
https://youtu.be/2b9BpunsVmo
>>220323853bro got turned into an orc halfway through his post
>>220322640whatever you do dont look up white grapes
This edible ain't shit, might eat another
This is pvre sovl: https://youtu.be/iQf8KKm48DY
>>220323931One of my friends got fucked up that way
Smoke or fire alarm went off randomly then stopped. Turned off the heat after opening a window for a few minutes. Doggo was NOT pleased
Kira vs Adachi fucking when
https://youtu.be/vACBN-ip7ho
Could have been carbon monoxide detector too. Either way it's probably a false alarm
like a chump, hey
99% of ancient parables are just a hundred different variations of >what goes around comes around>don't betray your friends>if you can trick someone into doing something for you and get away with it, do it
>>220324012Saaar
day 28 of the 3 day marine expedition to air strike an elementary school
the coalition army has entered qins borders
>>220324016?
>>220323945interesting......
I hate myself
why is /cum/ so dead on a saturday night
normalfag generalnormalfag boardnormalfag website
>>220324105everyone is out having sex and other social activities
>chicken broth>makes things taste good>beef broth>makes things taste bad>vegetable broth>does nothing
Test
canadians be like"this beef stock too spicy"
My home IP got randomly blocked again what's going on with this site? So fucking annoying
>>220324155First of all I said broth not stock so get that through your thick fucking skull
>>220324165Same happens for me. I think they’re just trying to annoy people into purchasing a pass.
>>220324175It's making me not want to post here anymore instead
What if you were Pigmalion and made a sentient statue to fuck but it immediately imprinted on you like a newborn duckling and started seeing you as her father ?
>>220324167I'm busy putting my dick in your mom's skull
>>220324223lol
Dad asked if I was gay today what the hell
>>220324223Not funny>>220324228Samefag
>>220324234caught you watching yaoi again, eh
>>220324204I would kill myself I guess idk
hello cummiesss
>>220324247I don't watch tranime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4NRa8BPcr4
>>220324255more of a live action guy, eh?
>>220324250Hi
>>220324249Am i the only man whose willing to sustain a mentally retarded woman, marry and impregnate her, dressing her up like a doll and helping her shower, use the toilet, etc? Is this form of mental illness just too rare?
How do I find roms so I can emulate games
>>220324268hows it going?
>>220324283Not good I'm suffering every night from anxiety just trying to survive till I see a doctor
>>220324278>impregnateshe can't consentrape!
>>220324204Arent there like 9999 manga and anime about this
>>220324281have you tried looking for them?
>>220324295Yes
I am extremely paranoid of the mass of humanity and constantly attempting to predict other people's thought, feelings and actions. Or at least i am so in person. Online i appear to be completely careless and blind
>>220324278I want to do this with a mentally retarded male but I will transition her into a girl
>>220324317this happens in that one movie
Mom says I'm too loud
ngl im starting to think that Marcion of Sinope was right
>>220324321What's the name of the movie so that I can avoid it
>>220324281How old of roms. If it's SNES type stuff there should be catalogs of pretty much the whole system's library to torrent or dl
Let's say I cum on your face, what would happen next?
>>220324278I get what you mean
>>220324328well it's actually a major plot twist in the film so I'd spoil it by naming it
>>220324349Fuck
>>220324340I want to emulate PS3 games
>>220324353so google "ps3 roms", moron
>>220324281https://vimm.net/
>>220324353https://vimm.net/vault/PS3Sorry about the rudeposters who are not actually helping
>>220324381if you want to just spoonfeed everyone who asks youre going to get every host site taken down, you ignoramus
>>220324342I scream and punch you in the mouth repeatedly untill my fingers are broken and you have choked on your own teeth
>>220324370>>220324381Thanks king
>>220324411And i am aware this would not remove the fact that another man has cum in my face
>>220324396Vimm's is a holy place protected by God.
>>220324438LMAO!!!!
>>220324278pic rel?
Saw a picture of a tranny and a second ago and had a legitimate fight or flight response.
>>220324451What are you, a pussy?
>>220324445Will you on a date with me? I'm free monday at 5. We can go for a walk on the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKETr94mBk
>>220324464Yes I will go on a date with you (no homo)
lord have mercy
ayo these niggas sending BEANS
>>220324457No I would have fought irl
>>220324491I'm sure New Direction Africa has the accurate scoop on Mexican given Cuban humanitarian aid
>>220324502Then do it, faggot
>>220324513*scoops up my balls and drops them right on your face*
>>220324521Next tranny I see will get a stone cold stunner and that's all on you.
>>220324527Please stop sexually assaulting other posters on the thread
>>220324491Beaner... The most brutal insult of all
>>220324482whats wrong
Just one of those nights
>on
bonjorno
you will never fight wars in ancient china
>>220324610thank goodness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUFmGco13Y
>>220324610only wars china is fighting is with their tofu dregs that collapse faster than song armies
Downloading Little Big Planet thank you leaf friend
>Li Keqiang Admire Taiwan’s Democracy? Rumor Says His Daughter Became US Citizen,Vows Never to Returnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YiDvacFH7ghappening
drinking milk
Quick to smash a few boards, call me Rudy Ray Moore McGraw, minus the quick drawI fight dirty for Southern girl and southpawComing up short like ten midgets in a brawlFreefall for all, crash the minibarAll y'all get smacked around like some pinballsGoing through withdrawal, like Total RecallGet carried away by U-HaulYou might also likeSong for DotSpace raidersheavy metalBring Me The HorizonNOBODYAarne, Toxi$ & Big Baby TapeI'm one step ahead of the game, an outlawYou might as well put my face on Mount RushmoreTattoo my name on Zsa Zsa GaborDo a double backflip, rodeo, outdoorCombo spaghetti, that's with the coleslawwatch for more, it's in the brochureSuper S.X., it's like the Cold WarGoing downhill, watch for pitfalls
I have taken a sleeping pill, within half an hour I will be asleep
>>220324703*HEEMs you*
>>220324703Don't go quietly into the night
>>220324712rage, rage against the dying of the light
>>220324711*dodges and HEEM's you*>>220324712It's almost time friend, everyone's time comes to an end. I do not fear what comes next.
>>220322566
not posting in a goshpedo thread
>>220324629China shock ! USA rocks!
