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I had a dream that I died, and I woke up in hell. I called upon Jesus to save me, and a mysterious middle eastern man approached me. He identified himself as prophet Muhammad. He said he can save me if I accept Islam and deny Jesus as son of God. I said okay, and at that very moment, I begin burning, the most awful pain I have ever felt. He begins to laugh and reveals himself to be Lucifer. He says that was the final test of faith in Jesus Christ, and I failed and will now burn for eternity. I woke up sweating profusely and with my heart beating so fast.

I am scared as fuck now. What if there is a final test of faith after death and we all fail it?
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>>220323600
LOL THIS GUY FAILED THE DREAM TEST, LAUGH AT HIM
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Oh yeah, I've had one of those too, but Satan was a blonde loli.
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>>220323600
It's okay anon none of this is real
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>>220323600
It doesn't matter. The Demiurge is shoving you back into the samsara shit wheel the moment you croak.
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I had a dream where I moved the furniture in my living room around. After I was finished I booted up my Xbox and started playing Forza. In the game I start driving a car which I didn't currently own in the game irl but, I had driven it previously many times before and had the credits to buy one anytime.

All my dreams are the most mundane things now
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>>220323622
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>220323600
OP you dropped the ball dude, remember its through faith alone
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>>220323754
The point that I was getting at here, is what if you are not 100% absolutely certain in your faith (maybe just 99% certain), and you meet what you believe is the divine after death, and they tell you that you had the wrong interpretation. Are you going to believe them? Or will you hold steadfast to what you were taught on earth?

And I won't be replying to any euros because they are all porn-addicted atheists and predestined for hell
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>>220323711
My dreams are wild as fuck still, last night I had an entire Italian mafia plot i somehow found myself in which was taking place in some kind of gothic city where gravity was reversed and last week I had another dream where I was being chased around in the woods by a monster made of a swarm of stinging flies but I became lucid , turned the swarm of flies into casca from berserk who i then proceeded to pussy fuck and cum inside of while choking her.

My dreams are like the best part of my day
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>>220323600
don't worry there's nothing after death. feed the void.
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>>220323600
Life IS the test dude. You would know if you actually read the damn book.
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>>220323777
I mean honestly what actually happens to the soul upon death is a mystery? Why would you believe there would be a second test where God lies to you just to throw you off?
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>>220323600
>What if there is a final test of faith after death and we all fail it?
look up aerial toll-houses
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>>220323600
Jesus would not deceive you
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>>220323600
It was a test inside a test.

Turns out Muhammad wanted to see if you would be able to withstand a lil bit of martyrdom for God.
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>>220323807
Start writing

Start with short stories
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>>220323925
Pretty much anything the orthodox came up with is pants on head retarded
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I can never take it seriously when murricans talk about religion.



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