marfan edition
Need Emma Watson's gas fed directly into my nostrils.
going to be a landlord very shortly lads
me entering the new
haha we all said make the new thread and he actually did itlet's see what else we can make him do
Sour Cream and Tobacco Chips
>>220325100um
flowers bloomnever ending
in bed
time for bed i reckon x
>>220325116Chao noises make me happy
>>220325136Farting?
>>220325116i used to be obsessed with these for some reason when i was younger
>>220325142post jammies
What instead of pocket monsters you had Poomon?
>>220325166Wot
very comfyx
>>220325182let's turn the lights out and kiss
right so how many g’s of ram should your catberg have then? feel like one of mine is underperforming
>>220325217Something uncanny about their face
>>220325217let's leave the lights on and thumb wrestle
Haha its meeeim a yaaank
>>220325228ktim
>>220325228goochy oochy goo *tickles ur chin*
Starmer vs 4chan is like Iran vs America. He's Iran.
Sucking a woffee
>>220325272Impose mousenonce shah
https://youtu.be/TCe6XzL4ajE?si=w7ms4tRx8nottyFb
lone rorke
Considering buying this plot of land for £3,000, and living in my van on it.Maybe if I got planning permission I could build a house. Dare I dream?
I give up
gaming
Day 30 of the Special Combat Operation
>>220325345just down the road from mex
>>220325355fishing is cruel
>>220325345You’re not going to get planning permission there
day 30 of rorke unfucking his life
>>220325345You might get away with a mobile home
>>220325397Bvllgaria
>>220325345If you're going to live in your van, you might as well park it wherever. No need to buy land and pay property tax, or even rent land. Park it by some facilities like a gym for showering and whatnot.Looks like a nice area but it'll be grim if you're pooing in a ditch or carrier bag because you're living in a field.
>>220325397is norway supposed to be 9.1%, or is the colour wrong and it’s actually 91%?
>>220325078Was watching a youtube video the other day and I guy who appeared in it obviously had Marfan's Syndrome. I thought about leaving a comment to say "hey maybe you should tell this guy to get checked out" but in the end I couldn't be arsed. There's nothing they can do for it anyway they just tell you not to play rough sports and send you on your way.
Business idea: National Socialism
>>220325416You don't understand anon, I want to OWN land. I want to put up a massive fucking electrified barb wire fence with PRIVATE signs all other it so no one can disturb me
>>220325433national brocialism
>>220325439I don't think anyone will disturb you if there's a big pile of human shit outside your van.
There was once another man who wanted to be left in peace on his land. But they wouldn't let him. And then stuff happened.
>>220325449candace looks extraterrestrial as fuck here
white british people have always loved birds. cream mentioned birds in 'white room' about 'quiet starlings'. the welsh have a bird in mabigonion (sp) the brits love their swifts. there are special bricks in brick buildings for birds to nest in. shakespere talked a lot about birds. starlings are cute british birds (sturnus vulgarlis) considered a pest in america and isn't protected under our federal bird laws. you can keep starlings as pets. I think their populatiojn is dwindling or something in uk. i'm drunk and passionate about our feathered friends.
mfer really typed a paragraph about "white british people"
any crocodiles or alligators in?
>>220325468Lotta starlings near where I live, can hear them chirping right now.Least I think they're starlings, I'm kinda retarded so idk
>>2203254279.1
>BREAKING: The US is preparing for a potential ground invasion into Iran that would last for up to 2 months, per the Washington Post.
nerfnoodle arouses me
>>220325506really really hope they enact a draft and collapse their own country
>>220325503thought so. watched sentimental value last night and there was a scene where the dad gustav suggested that his daughter nora should settle down and start a family, then she looked very offended and her sister agnes said “times have changed dad”
My dad knows all about different birds and wildlife. I think his dad used to take him birdwatching as a kid. We'll be out and he'll be like "oh did you see that crested hawk over there" and my eyes are glazed over, dribbling like a retard, as I crane my neck in different directions miles away from wherever he saw this bird. They all just look like birds in the sky to me. I'm a bad son.
>>220325506It's so over
>>220325506The funniest part is we haven't heard anything about Israel for weeks. Israel get the US to start a war then send them in to die like the lapdogs they are
I really should be getting to bed gents...
a quick 2-month ground invasion of the extremely mountainous, developed Iran (population 94 million people)
ohmyGODi just loooooooooooove Britain
>>220325521he's a bad father for not teaching youx
What even is the war in Iran about anyway lol
leftypol finding love where he least expects it
was the derby incident a car-of-peace situation or what?
>click on supposedly video essay>young british male with a generic robotic english accent starts talking>close tab immediatelyIt's all so tiresome. Anglo fatigue is real.
>>220325577The same thing the the Iraq war was about, they have or are gonna have weapons of mass destruction, and it is just a coincidence that it directly benefits Israel
>>220325557its about making the yanks leave the mideast in shame and israel taking their place
You can run 44 of the top 100 of the Most Popular games.
>>220325577to fuck with china, same with capturing the venezuelan guy was to fuck with chinait's also been a decades long mistake of allowing the terrorist funding ayatollahs to have such influence over a major shipping lane, this war should have happened as soon as they took the US embassy in the 70s but jews own the minds of most posters on this site for free, so they'll just screech about israel
>>220325589probably just some pissed up/coked up mong
I think I should stop frying brain with weed and destroying my digestive system with goyslop
>>220325577Trump is bombing Iran because Iran closed the strait of Hormuz because trump bombed Iran
>>220325594then why the fuck are you here
>>220325369I'm going fishing today
>>220325622For the americans and scots.
>>220325594Your country is known for tranny parades and sprawling ghettos that look like shit.
>>220325624Good lad. Enjoy.
>>220325615was that what happened at the liverpool parade? completely forgot about that
Sat on the bog watching SpongeBob on my tablet and posting on /brit/ and doing a poo
>>220325635spongebob big guy pants ok
>>220325629so is ours
>>220325647bodied that yankee
>>220325627You gay for scots? That's disgusting
so it’s actually 7:11 now??
>>220325629I'm pretty sure Brazil is more known for our extremely high homicide rates and widespread poverty.
>>220325116la la la la la, la la
>>220325635frogs call him bob l’eponge
Love middle class women they are so sophisticated
in britain people dont die or get hurt and there is no suffering
>>220325659Yes Rorke just don't question it okay?
>>220325557I think there's also something to be said for the US not wanting to cede its position as the global hegemon. Personally I don't buy that this is all the work of one man's ego and bravado. Ultimately there's an entire national apparatus behind him who are up for these things he gives the green light. And I don't believe it's as black and white as "he's the president therefore what he says goes"; I think there are people in the military and intelligence services who have been up for this for a while now.And for them they get what they want with DJT being the lightning road for all the criticism. It's too easy to say "ah well there goes that wacky Donald again what is he like!". I'm sorry but that's bullshit. It's reductionism. The US state apparatus is up for taking the piece that is Iran off the board and having a president who is perceived as a kook is a great banner under which to do it as far as they're concerned. Yes the USA is Israel's golem but they still have their own interests, namely staying at the top. If Iran and the Strait is a perceived threat to their position and ability to control the situation then it needs removing (in their mind).
Why do they have such alien looking faces
>>220325660Multi racial= poor
do you fuckinf understand how shit my life is with my dickid do anything to have a big dick ANYTHING
you cannot be a virgin or suffer in brazil
>>220325697I have a 5.5 inch BWC
>Baggy Shanker, the MP for Derby South, said his thoughts were with “everyone who has been affected and with their loved ones”.
>>220325697You'll be getting the surgeries and the botox treatment then yeah?>um no I'm just going to sit in my childhood bedroom whining and tugging my little willy to internet pornOh right carry on then mate.
>>220325704mine is that big too and girls compliment it
>>220325704If I had some girth I wouldn’t mind the short length
>>220325703spongebob big guy pants ok
>>220325680false>>220325703true
>>220325697how smalls your wener champ
>>220325697I've got a 6 and half incher but yeah would give anything to be rocking 8 x 6
>>220325709My 5.5 inch BWC has a big head and is quite aesthetic so it looks bigger
>>220325708There is no surgery all there is is oil injections which don’t work
>>220325711
>>220325730big guy
>>2203257205.8 inch3.7 or 3.8 girth
my willy is just over 6 inches and everyone ive had sex with called it big. explain that
>>220325748thats a perfectly normal bwc
I have a willy
>>220325761goytertainment
key childhood memory of mine is playing a spongebob game on my psp while the family was driving up to the peak district for a week in summer
NoFapKegelsZincMagnesiumGinsengJelqingPassionate/hard sex with escortsLow Body Fatdo all this and you'll be cockmaxxing
>>220325765Avg girth is 4.8
corrrr the weekend is here!
>>220325791are you a pimp or something nigga we're not shagging escorts stop trying to sell them to us NIGGA
>>220325685>I think there's also something to be said for the US not wanting to cede its position as the global hegemon.They could have achieved this by doing literally nothing. The entire modern world is set up to benefit and keep America on top but for some reason Trump is tearing it all down
right if we're being honest it's looming isn't it
>>220325807oh yes we are
Someone check on rorke make sure he’s alright pls
>>220325791>Jelqingdoesnt this destroy your dick
HOW DO I LOSE MY FUCKING VIRGINITY SICK AND TIRED OF THIS INCEL SHIT
>>220325779Bondi Beach was my favorite film this year
>>220325823hire a 'scort
>>220325823Switzerland, Germany, and Austria all have great brothels and a legal, regulated, safe sex work industry.
>>220325823having sex is how its usually done
>>220325814mildly however it's easter next weekend so we get a bit of time off yeah
i will never lose my virginity to a 'scorti will remain a virgin
> 12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolate heist in Europe, Nestle says
>>220325820Lots of semitic faces in that pic, the same semitic faces that support Hebrew Hitler in Israel
>>220325820i hate that i have to be associated with these fucking nerds just because im a socialist, theyre liberal fags, and the average brit cant separate the two groups. browns/gays should be banned from holding anything resembling leftist beliefs on british soil in order to protect my esteemed image
https://www.tiktok.com/@thescransitvan/video/7615691184601599254?q=thescransitvan&t=1774768993968would love to eat some of pedros scran me
>>220325835is it worth it?
>>220325823Maybe stop seeing sex as an end goal or target to achieve and then maybe you'll be a normal decent person that someone will want to be around
>>220325872he might have cleaned the cum off his jacket
>>220325885Wtf
>U.S. Marine Reserve Commander tells 35,000 reservists to pack desert gear, prepare families, and stay ready for mass mobilization. "This is not a theoretical exercise. A mass mobilization could become reality."Lol
>>220325876yeah absolutely
>>220325915yanks getting droned will be good content
bonesmashing
there's a very fit escort coming to my city next weekmight take a punt
>>220325880So sex is a means to an end? Are you a woman?
Any lads shagging 'scorts today?
>>220325915cant wait for the million war movies hollywood will pump out a decade from now that are all about how goymutt soldiers shot a brown kid by choice and now theyre heckin sad heroes and vets need more respect/support
>>220325937You and every other guy.
>>220325915COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA DIE FOR ISRAEL?!
norafawn
No politics please
>>220325943Not sure. Haven't spoken to your mum yet.
right then why did they steal 1 hour from my life? its not fucking right
supa nigga
oh my days
>>220325976You are white.
>>220325872proper
>>220325955Bit sad to find out she’s an actual onlyfans slag who gets her pussy out I thought she was just a cute cosplayer
>>220325973they’re just borrowing it mate, you’ll get it back 6 months from now (without interest)
>>220325986im spicy white
Even I weigh myself Odds I do not
>>220325996IM A SUPER NIGGA!
>>220325985unserious people
*does a rorke squeal*
pooooo
palm sunday completednow I can't sin until next sunday
rorke has lost the plot so he has
genuinely had another panic attack last night when I tried to go to sleep because I was thinking oh fuck I’m 26 years old and I’ve never had a job and I have less than £1000 left to my name oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what have I done
Did the clocks go forward
might start doing meth to lose weight
>>220326034Yes x
>>220326026go to bed cody
might have a meltyx
>>220326047She needs to be in jail
>>220326047what does this image supposed to mean?
mt clartified ?
>>220326056She says far right racists
>>220326047she would be way cuter with no tattoos and a nice dress
>>220326033ktim
>>220326053for having too many tattoos
>>220326047its beyond tragic that ill never suck the piss and squirt out of women like her just because im a freak that doesnt leave the house and talk to ladies. entirely self-inflicted, but heartbreaking nonetheless
>>220326071Which part
>>220326079just hire a 'scort
waiting on the new bub games
women are demonic entities from hell
>>220326080*rapes your arse off at 4 mph*
This is what happens when you eat 450 calories more than your defecit
The tattoo incels have been released. I repeat, the tattoo incels have been released
hate this clock change so much
all dysons at full capacity rn
Woke up with a sore throat
>>220326103whats so bad about it
stanley kubrick's Clockwork Clockchange
>>220326117it's woke
>>220326082i hate spending money even more than i hate socialising. my toil profits are reserved for a house deposit
you ever measure how much you piss in a day?not how many times, but the volumemight get a measured jug and try it out one day
send them all back
he's bringing it up
>>220326123turns out we trialed it for a few years here and ultimately decided against it, was wondering why i remember doing daylight savigs as a kid
>>220326110more like>theyre your small boat refugees>no theyre your small boat refugees
>>220326132it literally has no benefits it just adds confusion and disrupts your circadian rhythm
>>220326096that's water or poo weight you don't gain 900g fat in a day
>>220326138>it literally has no benefitswhy did you think you'd get away with lying to people who can google your lies in 1 minute?
>>220326138it makes the evening longer rorke you disgusting incel
>>220326138it makes sense desu primitive people would have gotten up at different times throughout the year
>>220326181no it doesnt how can it make a day longer that makes no senseit's literally a larp
>>220326151Ok thanks
just dance
>>220326207i just wanna dance ~
>>220326207imagine setting off a thermonuclear bomb in that room
If the clocks went forward then 9 o clock is "actually" 8 o clock. But then later on in the year the clocks go back so 9 o clock is "actually" 10 o clockWHAT IS THE TRUE ASTROLOGICAL TIME THEN. I NEED TO KNOW.
>>220326216exactly it's all a load of cockwaffling bollocks
>>220326136Do you ever get bored talking about migrants?
>>220326207left looks like sophieraiin
Never seen someone with such a punchable face
>>220326235
>>220326240roke
its actually 8 o'clock right now
i did a picture to try to visualise the REAL effects of clocks going forwardstill don't quite understand itai says it gives more light in the evening but it's actually the morning that gets more light isn't it?
>>220326260correcti have set my clocks manually back to 8 and will not be participating in the woke daylight saving time
Literally all I want is to never have to work but also have lots of money
>>220326266I don't think that's too much to ask
the woke mind control virus is the same one they use when they change the clocks and they expect the sheeple to follow along with their woke nonsensebut fuck off i say fuck off to your wicked time twisting!
don't need a clock to tell me it's getting brighter eariler. woke nonsense
>>220326266and also shag lots of women. mental how we’re asking for so little and still end up with nothing
>>220326266start playing the lottery
>>220326278>>220326279good posts lads
reckon that titch.jpg will be posted at 23:04 today
might as well have a third coffee
today's lunch and dinner
>>220326318cor yeah i think i'll have another coffee*hands you my empty mug*black no sugar please cheers
>>220326261You moved the red line the wrong way doofus, it should have moved to the left
right then thats that then
>>220326342
Trying to get my automated YouTube / twitch stream on the go. Quick calculations reckon if I average 100 viewers on each platform 24 hours a day then I'll earn £50K a year from advertising alone, that's pretty good
timmy: my circadian rhythm! my sleep schedule! cronem: shnoring
>>220326345but the clocks go forwardhang oni think you're rightWE go forward in time, bringing the future times closer... moving the TIME (red line) BACK in time relative to-yeah I'm a moron lol
>
Imagine going for a snowy morning walk on Christmas Day with Nigella Lawson where you share a scarf md hold each other tightly to be warm and comfy
>>220326422I'd be more interested in what she'd feed me on Christmas day, and hopefully she presents it to me wearing sexy lingerie
>>220326422I'd call her my little Nig
you niggas are still unironically using daylight savings? we have no need for such barbarism here in queensland
>>220326417black fella at work doesnt have to be in the office all the time because hes got "long covid" and "chronic fatigue"
>>220326422she's 66 years old
>>220326422>>220326440Mental that she's 66, still peng
>>220326363a bugs life on the n64 now that was a game
>>220326481
>>220326459mate the queen is dead its called kingsland now
>>220326460gherkin shift got him exhausted
scoffing a wagel for breakfast x
my nan is french and grandad German but because i have an English name and im white everyone thinks im one of them lol
>>220326492was named after victoria weren't it, just like our other state, victoria
oh rorkeypopshe has done you up good and proper
Got The Doors on
having a scran
*starts putting lines of coke on the /brit/ table*
been looking at hentai
playing farming simulator 25
>>220326526>The bloke I hired to build my custom car when he was finished:
>>220326526not for me, give them a chance every now and then, can't get into themx
my personal /brit/ conspiracy theory is that there is only one Australian poster
>>220326529 Elton John
Haven't drank in a week but I still look like I'm hungover all the time
>>220326529those look like poos but the ones down the bottom left kind of look like alligators
why do cows always look so uninterested
>>220326546Takes all sorts to make a world x
>>220326547There’s no Australian posters, it’s just yanks using vpns to avoid persecution.
>>220326557probably dehydration
Got really bad back and neck pain when I don't lay down exactly on my back
>>220326547i'm by far the most prolific australian poster accounting for at least half of all australian posts, so you're not far off
clavicular shot an alligator in florida
>>220326583he'll probably be shot next thenflorida game and wildlife will put a hit on him
> King set to reject meeting with Epstein victimsProbably cause a few of them will recognise him if you know what I mean
>>220326583why does anyone care about that mentally deranged runt
>>220326574mattress too soft
lost an hour of my weekend it not right
>>220326611I already have an ultra hard mattress, always have done, don't like soft ones
off for my 16km run now x
mad how europeans dont have forests and nature and stuff and how they have all those africans and muslims and that and that they piss on the side of buildings and that. mental lot
>>220326607hes the former number 1 looksmaxxer on the chad rankings bro
>>220326647starting to understand the "put women in jail" rhetoric
>>220326644oh my days you’re so funny you drongo bongo bob katter faggot
Man I don't even know what to tell you it looks like the entire US military just disintegrated immediately on contact, from what I'm seeing the US doesn't have a AWACS, radars or marines anymore.
>>220326647mad how society has for some reason decided it's okay for women to wear these shirts that are just transparent enough that you can see their nipples
>>220326583Clavalligatular homicide.
>>220326647would commit wholesale slaughter to suck her tits
>>220326647i shot ropes to these photos when they were first released
morning all
>>220326675the new khameini had the power of friendship on his side
my goal for this year is to learn how to stop thinkingthinking has gotten me nowhere you see, all it is is a source of misery
can't believe I was the fastest sperm
>>220326733or maybe you were the most worthless, rotten egg
>>220326583what a runt
Might ubereats a maccies
can't recover my simpcity passwordcan't make a new forum accounti know there are new pictures of my favorite titcows being posted RIGHT NOW
Loads of sperm reach the egg before the one that fertilises it. There's a sort of 'shell' around the egg that gets broken down then one random sperm comes along and makes it in. So the whole "I was the fastest sperm" schtick isn't real, sorry to tell you.
>>220326771works for me, looked at some boobies earlier and wanked the ol willy
>>220326762Big Arch for me later on :)
>>220325943not today but got my eye on two for next week
right let's get a new going then
I just found out you get 250kg of meat from ONE COW!!
>>220326776Calculated. Cunning. Csmart.
Dogberg is doing diarrhea poos
>>220326824Don't call me a dog
Sir New Maker
i hate when slitherman take over my body
>>220326899>>220326899>>220326899
>>220326917>>220326917>>220326917
>>220325078I haven't been to cumtown.org in so long
